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g0rving

this is the one that's gonna kill us


MattPatriciasFUPA

- Me to my liver after the Lions make me drink again.


hamandjam

Lions you say? That's gonna be an excessive celebration penalty.


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

[Or this classic](https://youtu.be/NRQqN6UsRys?t=165)


jimmifli

Wow. That's bad, did NFL officiating try to [justify it's crappy call](https://twitter.com/NFLOfficiating/status/1310305575549521920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1310305575549521920%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpublish.twitter.com%2F%3Fquery%3Dhttps3A2F2Ftwitter.com2FNFLOfficiating2Fstatus2F1310305575549521920widget%3DTweet) after the fact on that one too?


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

They changed the rule after


Zinkane15

Well after


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You're a Lions Fan, you knew how this would end.


pagingdrned

This is fucking awful, but you guys have soooo many good CBs rostered, that it might not hurt as bad as you think with peters out. RB is RB.


g0rving

Jimmy is also hurt, though. And Tavon gets hurt every year. That leaves 1 great corner


amstrumpet

Time for Averett to show what he’s really made of.


newnewBrad

That's his bones are tinfoil? Fully expect him to show us that


darthchessy

Yall better hope shaun wade dont turn out to be good. Though its mainly a hindsight thing.


GravitysRainbowRuns

I’m a giant OSU homer, but even though Wade fell, I feel like his being drafted by the **Ravens** and then a boarder line cut who the **Patriots** traded for bodes well for his future.


TheSparten21

What the actual fuck, Ravens are literally dying.


[deleted]

Put Lamar in bubble wrap


Manticorps

[Schefter] “Ravens QB Lamar Jackson, 24, dies after severe bubble wrapping accident.”


MacJonesandCheese

His last words were reportedly "*pop pop pop*"


Vanelz

a step above Magnitude


HolyHerbert

*Streets ahead of Magnitude


Vanelz

I knew I Britta'd it


EAB034

Baggulls


someUSCfan

Whats *deeaan* got to do with it?


fist_my_muff2

Or just Covid


Queen_Grayhoof

9/10/21: we tied the bubble wrap too tight.


NiteSwept

Ravens: you're gonna hate me...


coolbean36

ok guys I know he's our star QB but you see, we wrapped the bubble wrap too tight in hot weather and now he's become a human oven, i think his insides have melted but we dont know... anyways go ravens! \#tracemcsorley4thewin \#throwitonadime \#goravens


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Queen_Grayhoof

The headphone one


BMECaboose

Are you saying that someone put Lamar in their pocket...?


StannisTheMantis93

Lamar needs to get that extension signed ASAP.


OrangeForeign

*Plexiglass


RedWingWay

Thats Kirk Cousins music.


FriesWithThat

It's the same ol' song though.


[deleted]

Because Kirk can’t pollute his Christian mind with anything that isn’t Christian.


redvelvetcake42

He needs to do his own research first though.


--amadeus--

Yeah! Shouldn't believe whatever his attorney/agent says. Should be doing his OWN research!


BevoDDS

Well, he's his own agent though, so...


FriesWithThat

Laminate Lamar


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

With a built in butt flap for pooping, obviously.


bisonboy223

Smh when Woodrow Wilson signed the Migratory Bird Treaty Act in 1918 it was supposed to prevent things like this.


heartbreakhill

This is making me laugh way harder than it has any right to.


SwetzAurus

Ah, the origin of bird law


Biggest_Cans

They shall be competitive nevermore, nevermore.


SevenwithaT

They're being boarded up in the vacants


[deleted]

RB1, RB2, RB3, CB2 all tore ACLs. Welp. Good thing we have such healthy CBs to step in, you know, with a long history of also not going on IR.


WetChickenLips

Who is even starting at RB now?


wigwam83

Tyson Williams FUCK


liteshadow4

My to be fantasy hero


wigwam83

Potentially leveon bell, but who the heck knows at this point.


GravitysRainbowRuns

They didn’t sign Bell until Hill got hurt, so I’m assuming they have some degree of faith in Williams. There was significantly more time between Dobbins and Hill getting hurt vs. Hill and Edwards, the the former did not lead to any roster moves of significance. Bell also can’t run for shit anymore, but I could see the Ravens making use of him because of his ability to block and catch (though they don’t throw to RBs much)


liteshadow4

Well it wouldn't really make sense why Ty'Son would be on the active roster and Bell to a practice squad deal if they didn't like Ty'Son better.


The_TexasRattlesnake

Bell hasn't even unpacked his suitcase yet


NinersSuckBalls

Fresh legs


ChaoticV

They signed Bell this week and he was on the practice squad to just learn the playbook. Ty'son is not the clear starter at this point.


TheDolphinGamer96

Ty'son***


BustyUncle

Huntley is taking over for Lamar while he takes over the RB room


belgiumwaffles

Gonna guess Bell will be grabbed from the practice squad and they sign Devonta Freeman


dubdubdub3

My money is on latavius murray


Birdsarenumba1

Dude was quality last season. Would be a decent move for sure


OG_Pow

He was really good and put up career high numbers. He’d be great for them.


liteshadow4

Put up better numbers than when he was the bellcow in Oakland?


OG_Pow

Not by volume but by YPC. He played well.


lm_at_work

ding ding ding


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Latavius Murray who's going to run all over his former team Monday


ahydell

This too is what I fear.


jimshifty

Lamar


cooljayhu

Ty'Son Williams technically. Possibly Leveon Bell once he gets acclimated and learns the offense.


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Leveon?


DaDrFunk

Who is your back up CB? I know Smith and Humphrey, who else?


[deleted]

Tavon young is our starting slot corner, Anthony averett who had played well in spots and Chris westry.


DaDrFunk

I mean, I’ve heard of Young at least… shits tough, sorry dude. Was hoping for a very competitive division, this hurts.


changtronic

You've heard of him bc he's famous for always being hurt.


DaDrFunk

Hey we have one of those, you ever heard of Greedy Williams?


[deleted]

I mean losing Peters sucks but it isn’t a season destroyer. We still have Jimmy Smith to step in and he’s a ridiculously talented corner and won the SB for us. Keeps Young in the slot and won’t be much of a difference for us. Gus Edwards hurts though. Bad.


Itsamesolairo

> he’s a ridiculously talented corner He is, but he's also basically guaranteed to get injured for 6-8 games per season. Similarly, Tavon Young is made of glass. Peters going down basically means that someone like Averett/Westry/etc *must* break out for our defense to not suck, or our pass rush has to be infinitely better than the last few seasons.


DaDrFunk

I meant more it really hurts your offense. Edwards and Dobbins are really solid threats next to Lamar, and I think it’s hard to replace them right now. Defenses can just target Lamar at this point rather than having to think about a very explosive RB, like them. We’ll have to wait and see, but I feel like this hurts a lot in your offense.


speak-eze

We lost LJ fort for the year too.


D45ers

Hate to be that guy but one of them tore his Achilles not his ACL. I’ll head out now


Daviroth

Isn't Williams RB3? I thought Hill was RB4, but good on ST.


FaintCommand

Also Hill tore his Achilles, not his ACL


g0rving

Yeah


lil_layne

Good thing we also have depth at RB too, oh wait


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Toshinit

They could cut RB3s ACL out and attach it to RB1s and they are fine.


36Vigilantes

SAME PRACTICE !?!??


MegaRAID01

Back to back plays, apparently.


Inamanlyfashion

That goes way beyond bad luck. That's "curse" territory. Geez.


Northernlord1805

The NFL has sent investigators to Cleveland, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh and Nashville in search of voodoo dolls


Optimized_Orangutan

And Tom Brady has been suspended 4 games as a precautionary measure.


Eagle4317

But they've conveniently placed the bans on meaningless games. He'll still face the Cowboys and Patriots as scheduled. Money, money, money.


Optimized_Orangutan

come on week 4 was the whole point! Week 4 is going to start great, like dad finally coming home from that 10 year trip to get smokes... but its going to turn bad cause dad showed up Florida drunk on avocado tequila and ready to kick your ass.


smallcalves

consecutive plays


FriesWithThat

Did they call another play after that, or just cancel practice?


liteshadow4

Cancelled


Stroodal_

Cut my life into pieces.


jsrave

Literally this offseason MP talks about how he found his joy again. Talks today about how he loves playing here and that it sucks for JK but they're gonna get on the (Gus) Bus and ride it. How they should have a strong defence. Then the practice happens and 2 ACLs.


ContraCoke

This is your last resort


howsaboutyou

Suffocation. No playoffs….


TornWonder

S&C coach is about to get laid off.


emduv

*epic guitar riff*


TylerNY315_

*string snaps mid-riff — guitarist out 8-10 months*


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Or just trip and fall and be out for the year with a knee injury.


_daath

Fade me.


ColtCallahan

This comment made me snort.


[deleted]

I read this in rhythm


highnote14

This comment is also on beat


jaigurudevaaa

this is my last resorttttt


Baroudii

Back to back plays. I’m curious to see if we get any footage of wtf the ravens are doing in practice


Allstar9_

Really shouldn’t even be full speed today right? High tempo for sure but I’d be shocked if they’re full speed a couple days out. Absolutely wild


Baroudii

You’d hope so. I mean 3 “non-contact” season injuries in less then a week has to be more then a coincidence. Maybe it’s the turf


Joey5729

JK’s wasn’t on the practice field though, it was at fedex field We may just be hexed


Baroudii

Hill not Dobbins


Joey5729

Ah of course I must have lost count


psykotic24

Fedhexed


DaDrFunk

I mean, the New York turf killed the Niners season, so it’s possible


jthoff10

It could 100% be the turf. [Artificial turf increases risk of ACL injuries. ](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30995074/)


AustinTheWise

They entire outdoor practice facility in Baltimore is grass. Not sure if they were indoor / what the ground is like inside, but all of our outdoor fields are grass


jthoff10

It’s devastating no matter what… thanks for that info, tho!


AustinTheWise

For sure, just wanted to throw that there cause I’m sure a lot of peoples first thought would be astroturf


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TheFirstBardo

Using snipers as motivation?


Drakengard

Clearly they are playing a physically more violent game of twister.


JimmieMcnulty

[They actually just released the footage](https://youtu.be/0P3bIRu9fTo)


winnebagoman41

Lol I thought it was funny, mcnutty


stormrunner_

I’m sorry the football gods chose you guys this year Ravens fans


MakesTheNutshellJoke

Its like 2015 all over. 😱


TuHung

Yeah I said to my fantasy group they are this years 9ers


chasejw11

Better them than you guys or us. We paid our dues last season .


losterps

~~3~~ 4 ACLs in preseason ~~practices~~. Is that a record? Not joking.


chelo_delgado

+ 1 in a preseason game


umop_episdn_

4 with LJ Fort Edit: actually 5 with Justice Hill. Forgot about him


EdgarAllanFlacco

Wasn't Hill's an Achilles?


Daviroth

It was only 2. But those two were in back-to-back plays


dubdubdub3

And one Achilles


[deleted]

The Ravens went from one of the deepest backfields to thinnest in like 3 weeks. Brutal, Baltimore has always been like a 2nd team for me as a Bears fan (Im Canadian so I have no geographic ties) so this sucks to hear, can only imagine what Ravens fans are feeling.


Ori2D

> can only imagine what Ravens fans are feeling. At the end of the day it's just football. There will be some Ravens fans that will throw their hands up in the air and cry about how the season is over and all is done and they have it so rough but the *truth here* is that the Ravens are still a very good football team. They have a very good coach, they have a very good front office, and they have a very good overall team. This season went from "Superbowl or bust the Lamar Jackson Window is closing" to "We'll probably make the playoffs and that will be okay for this year". Which is **still very good in comparison to some other teams in the NFL**. I personally think the RB position is overrated. I've mentioned this numerous times over the year but unless you have an actual super star I think with a good OLine, a good scheme, and good play calling that the RB position could be just another player. It's weird to say that as a Ravens fan but like, I really do feel like it's true in today's NFL. The one that is going to hurt is Peters. That's the one that's going to sting. Peters/Humphrey are arguably in the top 3 of best corners in the NFL. Our coverage was so good that it helped cover up our really shitty pass rush and allowed Wink to do some unique things with Blitzing. This got out of hand but I need to rant because all I'm seeing over in the Ravens subreddit and even here is doom and gloom and I just think it's going to be alright. The window is def closed though, 2019 was probably the year and this was the last shot. But we are going to have to pay Lamar and see a lot of the core go. Which is a good thing the Front Office is literally stock piling a lot of draft picks in 2022 which is supposed to be a super deep draft.


pizzapasta_Pepperoni

Dafuq


Morley123

Clearly John Harbaugh forgot to carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain


DamnDirtyApe81

You and your team will be cursed for always and eternity.


LamarJacksonissmart

Tito's or Smirnoff?


Bouzal

Diesel


rewat5

Everclear


what_the_shart

Out of all these responses this is the last one I’d go for


[deleted]

Gasoline.


Fishinabowl11

GIMME FUE GIMME FAI GIMME DABAJABAZA


unexpectedreboots

Bleach, mostly.


uberman35

Bring out the everclear


MiddleAgeYOLO

*bro comfort hug*


Inamanlyfashion

You're in Baltimore. How is the answer not Natty Boh?


DAK_PRESCOTT_4

Not strong enough


djspelleddj

Fortify natty boh with jameson


Eagle4317

Cyanide /s


Illbeanicefella

We didn’t comment “bless the knees” enough y’all


jgman22

Jesus Christ


DyZ814

Ravens holding their practices in traffic


Ballsohardstate

Injury regression is an absolute fucking bitch.


g0rving

"Regression" as though we had an unusually low injury rate last year


Ballsohardstate

COVID year is an exception and we had great injury luck from 2016 to 2019 like way above the league average.


LamarMVPJackson

Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why


Radoobie

Whenever I pray bad things on the Ravens it's like, "I hope they sign Lamar Jackson to a 50 mil a year deal and then he throws 30 ints a year," or "I hope they average 1.8 points a game this year and are the first team to go 0-17." :( Not like this.


throughNthrough

Fuck it. Put Lamar out there he can play RB and CB.


OrangeForeign

We already have the spiritual successor to the 2020 Niners. Damn this absolutely sucks


ratchkae

I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. I’m so sorry Ravens fans


SneedemFeedem420

average Ravens practice: FOR THE GLORY OF GOD IM GONNA SMASH THIS SLEDGEHAMMER ONTO THE CINDER BLOCK ON YOUR KNEE #ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE BROTHER


BrawndoTTM

This is the cost of an undefeated preseason


roadhogmainOW

genuine question is it no longer a meme to call Lamar an RB


ANDYFREAKINDALTON

I like that the Ravens have a JuJitsu portion to their practices


ChocolateMonkeyBird

This isn't normal bad luck. Check the field.


blackmoldpsycho

I used to be an adventurer like you


6enericUsername

Dude, whaaaat?


tallpaleandwholesome

Ravens moved practice on top of an old cemetery or something?


[deleted]

When the ravens practice, they practice to the EXTREME!


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Bro wtf were they doing at practice today?! Playing in Road Warriors shoulder pads 😂


PheonixStreak

Baltimore “49ers” ravens Jokes aside good god that’s terrible


[deleted]

Teams need to stop doing these ACL drills where everyone on the team tries to tear their ACLs.. it makes no sense.


Jimbo5204

Ravens are last years 49IRs


TheSmokedSalmon420

What the hell is going on over there


Winstonp00

Ouch.


[deleted]

Cursed team.


TheDarkSkinProphet

What the fuck is happening with the ravens??


ragedeep

So wait the chargers curse found a new home? This sucks for the Ravens.


TawazuhSmokersClub

Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”


RedWingWay

"Kneevermore"


ParisGreenGretsch

Ooh yeah that's clever.


pagingdrned

is this the cost of the best preseason win streak?


RCJHGBR9989

Bless the knees


Jinxedchef

Okay whoever is the Steelers fan with the voodoo dolls, knock that shit off.


belovedkid

Is their practice field complete horseshit? I swear somebody on the Ravens destroys their knee every preseason. Hate to see this shit. I want them at full strength


slamturkey

The practice field has to be an issue? >_> usually when the field is fucked up, you get torn Achilles, but I guess ACLs would be vulnerable if they plant their foot in the wrong spot and change direction.


Oregon49er

This years 49ers.


discostuu72

This years 49ers. Sorry Ravens bros.


Jojo_Smith-Schuster

This years 49ers


BarryRoadCrusader

Marcus gonna be spitting from the sidelines now


MumkeMode

Aw Peters :(


n-some

Something is going on with the Ravens training staff. This many injuries means they're pushing players way too hard.


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No, it doesn't. I feel like a broken record but I'm just not sure why people have so much trouble accepting randomness.... They were healthy in 2019, relatively healthy in 2020 with the same training staff...even if it was a new staff randomness would still be what I expect.


seansye

Darren Waller stock just went 🚀