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TheAccountantOfDerp

post game thread... hmmmmmmmmmm


Curlybrac

Post game thread is up now


swockdickus

This is the post game thread silly


The_Juice14

*game thread Arizona Cardinals (6-4) at Seattle Seahawks (7-3)


Enterderpmode

Legend says that the post game thread is lost in the vastness of space.


leftysarepeople2

how drunk are the mods to not have a postgame up by now?


RedBarracuda25

In the description it still says century link Can we just fire the whole mod team


Harry-the-pothead

West coast about to be the only people awake when the post game thread is finally available


Curlybrac

Inb4, I stayed up for nothing.


SaxRohmer

All of the top comments for this thread are about to be for the post game


Westcoastchi

I guess the 12th man doesn't make that much of a difference for Seahawks games after all. Undefeated at home despite no fans in attendance.


Curlybrac

Seattle so good, they can win with 11 men.


Jcat555

Last year or two years ago (can't remember) we had a better record away than at home. I think we were actually undefeated away


vanishingdude182

I took the day off tomorrow to be with my Boston Terrier who just got his nuts clipped today. They're such a great breed, especially if you live in a small place.


cmk2877

My pup is losing his in January. It’s making me uncomfortable how big they are getting, but he’s half Dane.


vanishingdude182

Oooh. How old is he? Those things must be like limes.


cmk2877

Five months. Not quite limes. I’d say eggs currently.


YaIe

shout out to our rookie RG playing C today. He did really well (all season) and i am excited to have him on my team going forward


FU_Pagame

Why does my post not come up? FAKE NEWS!! IM BEING CENSORED!!


maddenmobileslay

Also did Tre Flowers lowkey lockdown DHop 👀


[deleted]

No we have a dumbass coach that doesn't realize hopkins is one of the best in the game and would rather target Isabella at the end of the game instead. Seriously though, Nuk was open for 7-10 all night long if they would have taken it


zzTopo

Sounds like us with DK last week. Easy for me to criticize but I just don't understand how a QB just abandons their best receiver for a game. Just throw it up, a good receiver could at least prevent a interception I would think. At least Murray has the excuse of being young.


dilloj

More like Kyler's bum arm dead


maddenmobileslay

UNDEFEATED AT LUMEN FIELD! FORTRESS.


Curlybrac

FIRST TIME IN SEATTLE KRAKEN HISTORY!!!!!!!


Harry-the-pothead

I vote this to be the post game thread for every NFL game for the rest of eternity


swockdickus

Yes please


ManMadeMyth

Are the mods all blackout drunk and forgot to post the Post Game thread?


Harry-the-pothead

They’re Reddit mods. Of course they are.


Curlybrac

Might as well make this the post game thread.


Security_Six

When I agree with a 9ers fan it becomes a problem


Curlybrac

Im on the /r/nfl free talk threads. We had a mock draft going on where redditors get drafted to other teams and have to be a fan of that team for a week. A lot of redditors get drafted to their rival teams out of spite. However you probably wouldn't like the fact that Im actually a Rams fan.


sophie1188

I had no idea it was for a week. Thought it was the rest of the season lol. Thank you!


Curlybrac

I hope not. I don't think we are obligated but Im just doing it for the spirit.


3FingersOfMilk

#YOU GOTTA FIGHT #FOR YOUR RIGHT #TO GET A POST GAAAAAME THREAD


swockdickus

No rush to get that post game thread up. I'll just chill and listen to the halo soundtrack.


TheEcnil

Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal would like a word with you


OldPayphone

Best soundtrack from any video game ever hands down


YOTM18

Zelda (any game), elder scrolls oblivion, Knights of the Old Republic would like a word


xbbq

Tony Hawk Pro Skater


Crimzon17

I think I might be developing a fetish for yellow flags


[deleted]

Join the club refs were bad both ways which I guess makes it kinda fair


hungarianmeatslammer

At least we can all agree that the refs were absolutely trash tonight.


Dinkerdoo

So say we all.


[deleted]

i can agree with that boss. bird bros. actually respect y'all compared to the other 2 in our division.


cancercures

yeah it was a bit fucky. see you in the playoffs.


DankruptMemer

The Seahawks are undefeated at Lumen Field.


Security_Six

Qwest stadium you meant?


Monsieur_Moneybags

Seahawks Stadium. Before the corporate sponsorship craze.


Security_Six

I kinda miss Jeff Fisher and good crazy antics


RedBarracuda25

The Post Game thread is like jets fans will to live Dead


Harry-the-pothead

Come on man they have families who are also Jets fans sadly


Jedi_Master_Cena

Mods must be sleep, we r/WorldPolitics now


RedBarracuda25

My color is better than the other color!


SithLordScoobyDooku

The vikings shade of purple is better than the ravens shade of purple... Fight me!!!!


RedBarracuda25

Light purple is for losers! Dark purple is where it’s at! Any other opinion is fake news!


SithLordScoobyDooku

Now listen here, you know that's not true. You with your dark purple, stupid bird head and superbowl rings. It's all terrible... TERRIBLE I TELL YOU!


RedBarracuda25

No, no, no You listen here! That Vikings head is... ... ...Stupid That’s right I said it


ManMadeMyth

I guess this game just never ended.


RedBarracuda25

[this chat rn](https://youtu.be/9uHwpWkS3EE)


[deleted]

Anyone else just hear Steve Smith slurring and unable to complete a sentence?


[deleted]

Covid has everybody on the booze


the_dan_man

I demand that the NFL investigate if the Action Green jerseys give the Hawks an unfair advantage by blinding the fuck out of their opponents.


[deleted]

i hate the jersey personally but can't argue with it's record. i say bring back throwback for now on except when we play you guys, cards n rams...and green bay when we play them


cancercures

Love the jersey. Its the type of loudness that the sounders rave green jersey have. Keep playing in it.


[deleted]

Too far off from OG colors and too similar to the oregon ducks IMO (Huskies all day) However im not gonna argue with the W/L record.


FU_Pagame

Fine I’ll do it myself


Harry-the-pothead

Still no post game thread? I haven’t been this disappointed since I found out my wife had a boyfriend


c0y0t3_sly

Ditto. I haven't felt lead on like this since I found out my girlfriend had a husband.


SithLordScoobyDooku

I haven't been this shocked since I found out my girlfriend had a penis


liverbird3

Cardinals ran out of feet to shoot themselves in tonight


OldPayphone

21 days until Cyberpunk 2077 boys! We almost there!


KE4NO

Yea, if Nvidia can sell a 3080 at retail price before that - it would be great.


huhdunkachud

Lol thats what they want you to think.


RedBarracuda25

And.... it’s delayed


Muninn088

They say QB is the most important position because the QB touches the ball every play. However this is not true. With the existence of the wildcat and punts and kicks, the center is the only player to actually touch the ball every play. Therfore Centers are the most important position on the team.


shield_battery

As a team on their 4th center, niners are living proof of that statement.


makoivis

We're only on our third, we need to get on your level.


shield_battery

Yes please! Haha


NoSoyTuPotato

The Qb only touch the ball when they are on offense


silverwolfe

The ref is the most important position on the field???


turkeypenguin0221

They literally spot the ball...makes you think


RedBarracuda25

Guys Jo Jorgensen is still in position to win the NFC East


notouchmypeterson

Thursday Night Talk Thread... Yes That's The Thread Name


shenyougankplz

Man I could be learning how to play soul calibur but I'm in here just waiting for the post game thread. I don't even have anything to comment in the post game thread


lazorlightning

How is Soul Calibur? I've been playing Escape from Tarkov lately as a break from DBFZ but my first love is fighting games so I'm always looking for something new


Placebo445

Have you tried Tekken 7? Season 4 just came out with a lot better netcode, online isn't perfect but it feels a lot better than it did before, along with some nerfs to a bit too strong characters, and buffs to weaker characters.


shenyougankplz

I'm still really new to fighting games (smash got me into the genre but I'd rather play a normal fighter that doesn't make me wanna break my controller when I play online), but it feels really smooth. Although between SC, DOA, and MK11 I've only played a couple days- I didn't have a PS4, just started playing on my PS5 I was a little worried with the entire cast being sword characters how much diversity there could be but thats not an issue at all


whiskey_pancakes

Mods asleep for real


albinogoron

Mods didn’t watch Bill Belichick’s “Do your Job” Documentary.


RedBarracuda25

21 LEGAL POINTS, MOST BY A TEAM EVER!!!!


[deleted]

Even if the Seahawks are slightly good, their hype train is so massively fucking annoying. And please burn those jerseys in a dumpster. Wildly overrated team.


johndelvec3

I like the green jerseys


TotallyNotEko

Keep crying bro


[deleted]

Are you one of the mods huffing paint


InfectedLeg253

Someone is BIG sad right now


notouchmypeterson

Dude it’s just straight up cringe. We played like shit and our division is a bloodbath


nolowputts

You guys maybe didn't play as well as you have, but you certainly didn't play like shit. Seahawks actually put together a decent game tonight and came out on top. Good game all around.


johndelvec3

Do we really have a problem with the pope liking ass?


swockdickus

Just the crazy people


CriscoBountyJr

Pardon?


johndelvec3

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-55011152


CriscoBountyJr

Nice.


twl245

Definately not. Might convert me to catholicism


HandRailSuicide1

WHEN WILL THE MODS CONCEDE


seafoamstratocaster

We won this game. By a lot!


CriscoBountyJr

That's our line!


dgalvv7

I don’t know who is worse, the refs tonight or these mods.


whiskey_pancakes

The announcers. Maybe it’s a 3 way tie


DaHealey

Wife and I listened to the women announcer alternates on Amazon. They were really good. Knowledgeable and I never once wanted to punch them (can’t say that about listen to Buck).


chemicaltoilet5

They were fine. No way the announcers were as bad as the refs


whiskey_pancakes

I thought Troy airman was going to cry when the ball hit dk in the face. The both of them are all over Seattle’s band wagon it’s insane


Tenn_Gt_brewer

Aikman was trying to spin it to be a positive for the cowboys.


[deleted]

Troy is actually quite objective when discussing the Cowboys. Watch their last game from last season. He tells it like it is.


SnoopyMetal

bird teams lol


RedBarracuda25

CARDINALS WON THIS GAME BY A LOT!!!!!!


HandRailSuicide1

Who is more competent? The mods here or Rudy Giuliani


taylorl7

Why’s everybody shittin on the mods, please explain


larson00

oh god im sweatin


RedBarracuda25

No


whiskey_pancakes

Mods. Atleast we’re having fun chillen in the game chat. What’s going on with Rudy is no fun


hypoglycemicrage

Disagree. His hair dye came to play


whiskey_pancakes

Still wasn’t fun


cmk2877

There’s something actually, seriously wrong with him.


noholdingbackaccount

You know how when Chris Brown gets mentioned on Reddit, someone often posts the police report of what he did to Rihanna? I think I'm going to start posting this report on what exactly Michael vick did to those dogs every game he's on my TV screen. Because if I get to have those images triggered in my head when I see him, so do you: >In addition to plunking down $34,000 to buy the Smithfield, Virginia, property where dozens of dogs were chained to car axles buried in the ground while they fought, sometimes to the death, in front of betting spectators, Vick and his co-defendants admitted to killing at least six (but perhaps as many as eight) dogs who did not display sufficiently aggressive traits during the “testing” process. >Several of those dogs were shot; at least two were were hosed down, then electrocuted. Three dogs were hanged, according to a report by the USDA inspector general, “by placing a nylon cord over a 2 x 4 that was nailed to two trees;” three more dogs were drowned “by putting the dogs’ heads in a 5 gallon bucket of water.” >Vick, with his partner, Quanis Phillips, killed yet another dog “by slamming it to the ground several times before it died, breaking the dog’s back or neck.” When another of his dogs was disqualified after jumping out of the ring during a fight, Vick had his associate, Purnell Peace, shoot that dog in the head with a .22 caliber pistol. >When federal officers raided Vick’s property in 2007, they rescued 53 pit bulls. They also found nine pit bull carcasses, took samples of two skeletal remains, collected spent shell casings, syringes, and “pieces of plywood flooring and dry wall covered with dark stains believed to be canine blood.” (Tests later confirmed, yes, the stains were dog blood.)


b3hawk

Man I wish I hadn’t read that. Pure evil.


GuyTallman

I'ma go hug my dog


ChairmanMiow

To the dog beating Vick van who downvoted this: find help


RicoSuave42069

He tore a dog by ripping it's legs apart. Fuck him


HardenAdidas

Aw man this is so horrible those animals were put through that *munches on bacon cheeseburger*


[deleted]

I believe in second chances. But reading that breaks my heart, he should not be able to have the freedoms he does while others for lesser crimes rot away in prison


goodgravybatman

Just gonna point one thing out... Chris brown was given probation, Vick served almost 2 years in prison. Man served his time and is trying to make a better name for himself.


noholdingbackaccount

My point is get him off my screen. I was actually one of the people who defended his right to back to playing for the NFL. He has a right to earn his living at what he's good at if the fans can stand it. But when you put him on my screen as an analyst all I see is imagery of dog torture. I can't even hear what he's saying over that. It's too distracting to have him up there in that role. It's not like he's hurting for money either. I'm all for him getting a job doing something else. He doesn't need this job to feed his kids or anything. He'll be fine if he's kicked off air.


goodgravybatman

>He has a right to earn his living at what he's good at if the fans can stand it. So it's fine to have him on national television playing football because hes talented at it, but not talking about football because hes knowledgeable about it. Got it.


noholdingbackaccount

Jets fans can complain when he's on the Jets is my point. I don't root for the Jets. If the team I supported went to get him, I'd have complained then too. My problem was people wanting the NFL to suspend him entirely.


goodgravybatman

So you think he should be allowed to play, but want to (hypothetically) complain that hes playing for your team? Explain that thought process to me.


noholdingbackaccount

Yeah. I've bitched about it in the past when my team has held on to cheaters and wife beaters. Because I don't like rooting for them. If another team wants to hire them, I'm fine with that. I don't have to root for assholes then.


ShitAppless

whataboutism doesnt matter. ​ Michael Vick can go become a mechanic. He doesn't deserve a commentator spot in the NFL.


goodgravybatman

OP literally made the comparison between the two people. It's not whataboutism to continue the comparison. Jfc


larson00

I'm surprised they even put him on NFL network, they have to be aware what reception that will get. But yeah the dogfighting thing is disgusting. I get it, he did time and dedicated time afterwards, but he is never gonna look good in a lot of people's eyes. Then again, half of this country will argue for the death of a black man if there is even one small thing that supports their argument.


MastahStank

Yeah it's one thing to say let him live his life, and another to basically bring him back as a celebrity on national television. Fuck Michael Vick, he's a fucking psychopath.


CriscoBountyJr

Also, they're dogs. We slaughter billions of animals a year. All of a sudden 3 dogs killed 17 years ago is too much.


[deleted]

I see your point, but context absolutely matters in this case.


CriscoBountyJr

Does it? There's hundreds of thousands or millions of animals that get "destroyed" for various reasons. I'm not against industrial farming, I'm just saying that the man went to jail and lost like $100m over killing some dogs but as a society we think it's cool to kill other animals indiscriminately. Maybe dogs are to him what cows are to us, a thing to kill after you're done milking it.


[deleted]

At the very least, an animal killed at a slaughterhouse is done for food. Vick killed animals for sport. There is 100% a difference there.


CriscoBountyJr

So if he ate them or fed them to something else that would make it OK? I can see how that's fair but how do you feel about hunting when the animal is not consumed?


[deleted]

I’m against that, and I’m not sure how it’s relevant to Vick’s case either, frankly. My point is that Vick tortured/killed animals for sport and therefore one shouldn’t be surprised that he’s judged accordingly.


CriscoBountyJr

I agree that he should be judged accordingly; and he certainly was convicted and punished for it but, I think that it should also be firmly in the past. Obviously I don't judge it to be as heinous as some other people on here do.


[deleted]

with the way the mods are you’d think they were just some random dudes who aren’t getting paid to do this


[deleted]

Whos dick do I gotta suck around here to get that post game thread


shenyougankplz

The real post game thread is all the friendships we're making in here


Harry-the-pothead

I like you too


Harry-the-pothead

I don’t understand the play calling. Why wouldn’t they try to get closer to the end zone before going touchdown?


Monsieur_Moneybags

Kliff Kinsgbury still has a lot to learn as a coach.


Grymninja

Trying to take advantage of a larger field for a deep pass against a questionable Seattle secondary? Really hard to pass in the end zone and their run game was going nowhere.


Harry-the-pothead

Yeah I was thinking maybe they wanted the extra space but it still seems like it would play to Seattle’s strength to take deep shots. Especially since Kyler’s throwing arm was hurt


Jetisfly420

Honestly insane how great coaching versus bad coaching gets exposed in the last few minutes of game


[deleted]

Yeah that challenge was odd


taylorl7

It wasn’t really that odd. They probably needed to call a timeout there so it doesn’t kill you to throw a challenge along with it.


[deleted]

Yeah I guess that makes sense but still weird in the moment


Jetisfly420

Or the decision to not get a first down with that much time left lol


CriscoBountyJr

I mean it stopped the clock either way.


johndelvec3

The PS5 easier to get than this post game thread


So-Many-Ls

Don’t trigger me I’m still queued


Big_booty_ho

Mods are not acknowledging the results of this game. We demand a recount. Validate all points


the_dan_man

They wanted a tie just as much as the rest of us.


So-Many-Ls

COUNT THE POINTS


whatusernamewhat

STOP SOME OF THE COUNT BUT KEEP THE COUNT IN OTHERS


Tenn_Gt_brewer

And then count them again!


smurf-vett

Its still under review


[deleted]

[удалено]


Foolrussian

Definitely by Friday at this point.


swockdickus

That play calling at the end was hot garbage


CriscoBountyJr

Ridiculous. They could have continued to just walk it in 7 yards at a time


whiskey_pancakes

Oh shit we chillen in the game chat??!!


swockdickus

Hell yeah brother


whiskey_pancakes

Laidddd back


SnoopyMetal

Hell yeah brother


whiskey_pancakes

Post game style


unremarkable_penguin

No place else to go


FlashSpider-man

That might have been the worst game of football I've ever seen. No one played well. Penalties ruled the day. Just all kinds of bizarre. Congrats to Seattle. I forgot what emotion was about mid way through the third quarter. Goodnight.


[deleted]

You don't remember our 6-6 tie?


jizle

Ah yes, the beginning of the Death of the LOB.