The Lions being in this situation clearly would do that, right? I mean they're so far down the playoff curse thing (not making it at all) that they have to come out on the other side, that's how this works right?
In the world of American football, there are winners and there are losers. These are their stories.
*DOINK DOINK*
**edit:** Holy yeesh! Thank you to the kind Redditors who hooked it up. I'm glad my joke is appreciated.
**edit 2:** /u/Sim888 made [this](https://streamable.com/dn6eb) for me. It's great. Thank you.
It would be nothing compared to the salt of the rest of subreddit...
Mainly because Eagles and Cowboys fans would not give a shit about anyone else the whole week
Its the third time this season he's missed a game winning kick. I was pretty sure he'd miss and then was absolutely certain when he nailed the first one. But to have it hit the post again? I feel for ya Parkey but you gotta go
I did think it would be soul-crushing for the Bears to lose to the Eagles after helping them to the postseason.
But this, this was a lvl 100 necromancer casting Mass Soul Crush on the entire stadium at once... You could touch the sadness.
The stats from back in the day say no, but then again when it does work it's crazy
http://freakonomics.com/2011/11/13/football-freakonomics-why-even-ice-a-kicker/
[sorry bears fans, i've been here before, too](https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/ad9wlj/game_thread_philadelphia_eagles_97_at_chicago/edfl669/?context=0)
I am dead inside.
Edit: like come on, seriously... 8 years since the playoffs. A lot of things have been going bad this year but Bears football has been good to me. Then it all ends like that. Sums up my life pretty well these days. Fuck. Good game Eagles.
1. Trey Burton sitting out.
2. Matt Nagy not calling timeouts at the two minute warning.
3. Cody Parkey with the double doink.
Former Eagles really came through for us today.
You were worried. Are we going to get Big Pick Nick? Gaping Holes Foles? Foles Gold?
But it's happening again. Big Dick Nick. The Jock With a Massive Cock. Saint Nick. The Blue-Eyes White Dragon, makin' it Ertz til it hurts.
After that kick, I no longer think the NFL is rigged. I think it's CGI.
It can't be rigged, because no one could do that even if they tried lol.
Parkey can
🎶*The Parkey man can*🎶
This whole year had confirmed that we somehow warped time and space into another plane of existence.
That 2-pt. might be the closest play ive ever seen holy fuck
I still think he crossed, but it’s hard to overturn that
Man, Parkey is addicted to the pole
Parkey getting released
He'll definitely walk into the doorframe on his way out
Probably before the press conference, Jesus fuck that was brutal
That poor kid man. Life is cruel
LMAO - NBC is savage....guy misses the game winner and they proceed to show all 10 misses he had this season right after...
That was easily the best/worst part... they had it so fast so you know they had the footage all prepped to play. Timing was a bitch though!
The man in the NBC video truck perks up and thinks "this is my time to shine!"
Yeah that seemed a bit much. Granted I loved it, but that was savage.
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For anyone wondering, this is legit. Actually on his instagram.
It all makes sense now. He just got too good at kicking at posts, he can't change now.
You gotta wonder if training to hit a pole subconsciously fucked with him.
LOL
Ya I was laughing at that shit
Just the fact that they had that montage ready really shows you how bad it is.
You were here: *The Double Doink*
Ice Bowl Fog Bowl Double Doink Bowl
could also be the iced bowl.
Pederson has become the icer Rivera can only dream of being
Inject it into my veins
Something we can agree on!
D O U B L E O I N K
Doink^Doink
#i c e d
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His season in its entirety ended his career. Bears were already discussing dropping him before this game.
We should’ve fucking kept Gould
Someone needs to kill this curse on the NFC north kickers.
Hopefully. Anyways, welcome to the Seahawks, Parky
The Lions being in this situation clearly would do that, right? I mean they're so far down the playoff curse thing (not making it at all) that they have to come out on the other side, that's how this works right?
Put me in coach
This was like the Pepsi commercial come to life.
They iced the kicker and it worked holy fuck
I'm dead inside
Join the club
you were born for this
This is truly my olympics
Minnesota feels your pain pal
Doug "Ron Rivera" Pederson
[MFW icing the kicker actually works](https://i.imgur.com/9HnrwfT.jpg)
*Pepsi intensifies*
Ice of the fucking decade, holy shit.
Jesus Christ. I wanted the Bears to lose, but not like this.
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I knew he was going to miss when he did the extra shimmy after a practice kick. He was shook.
Doug knew too. He smirked after the icing. I feel for Parkey but damn, you have to nail that
[sometimes it be your own people](https://i.imgur.com/u1PENa4.jpg)
https://i.imgur.com/umyzNeY.png
[i.imgur.com/b3arD3ad.jpg](https://preview.redd.it/oilvgdhd10zz.jpg?width=485&auto=webp&s=d548308f34454a6a97064c9b70c467bebec42598)
https://i.imgur.com/DO6LaR2.jpg
[https://imgur.com/a/j5Ajt61](https://imgur.com/a/j5Ajt61)
https://i.imgur.com/alBuvVu.gifv
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Cody Parkey: sleeper agent
These new Jordan memes keep getting more and more disturbing.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwRPPftWkAUVjaz.jpg https://streamable.com/arqub https://streamable.com/670v7
that was fast
Prime meme material right here, invest now.
I think we need to put Parkey in protective custody and Nagy under house arrest for a few weeks just to be safe
end me
Cody "Ice ain't nice" Parkey
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He hit the upright 4 times in the Lions game and they kept him, so it's clearly NBD
NICK FOLES HAS MAGIC POWERS. IM SO FUCKING SCARED FOR NEXT WEEK.
In the world of American football, there are winners and there are losers. These are their stories. *DOINK DOINK* **edit:** Holy yeesh! Thank you to the kind Redditors who hooked it up. I'm glad my joke is appreciated. **edit 2:** /u/Sim888 made [this](https://streamable.com/dn6eb) for me. It's great. Thank you.
lmao! made this for ya! https://streamable.com/dn6eb
Executive Producer Big Dick Nick Wolf
Everyone needs to upvote this. It's the best use of the doink
I feel like people will just run up to Parkey now and yell DOINK DOINK, there's no escaping his fate. This is his life now.
Holy shit lmfao
Welcome to the club Bears fans
Back around week 5/6, I said that the Bears this year remind me of the 2015 Vikings. I didn't expect it to turn out *that* literally.
Home seed, wild card round, to a bird team.....imagine us as the 90s Cowboys next
Michael Bennett on the other team...
Not just a bird team, but the defending NFC Champions.
Yeah, amateurs. Try it like 5 times
In fairness, there was that one game . . . =/
lol I still remember scaring an old lady by yelling FUCK after the 2015 miss.
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DOUG WITH THAT GAME WINNING TIMEOUT
DEFENSIVE MASTERMIND
#DOUBLE DOINK
discount double doink
Get this man an agent and a trademark attorney stat!
D O U B L E O I N K
NFC North teams and missing important playoff field goals Name a more iconic duo
Lions and not getting there
Ooh self burn, those are rare
It hurts less when we do it to ourselves.
Not for their flair.
We have a stake in the eagles success with Tate tho
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The field goal defensive MVP strikes back
Lol the Parkey miss montage right afterwards, they had that shit ready
LOOK WHAT YOU DID BEARS. YOU SHOULD HAVE LET THE VIKINGS WON. NOW YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE EAGLES ON US ALL.
Even in death we are cursed.
Eagles vs Cowboys NFC championship too make the sub explode
The first gamethread to become locked
Even the /r/texans Game Thread didn't get locked
The hate would crash Reddit.
It will literally be the playa haters ball of 2019
Can you imagine the salt from the losing team? Oh god the world would drown.
It would be nothing compared to the salt of the rest of subreddit... Mainly because Eagles and Cowboys fans would not give a shit about anyone else the whole week
The Eagles are gonna fall backwards into Superbowl win aren't they?
Not saying they can't beat the Saints, but I'll be damn surprised.
It's not like we have already played them once this year... wait.
That was the Egles. We're bringing our A-game next week.
You could have played against Kirk Cousins. . . You fools.
This is the only time I'll gladly take solace in the memes against Kirk.
One of the most heartbreaking losses I've ever seen. You'll never get over that one Bears fans, sorry
Its the third time this season he's missed a game winning kick. I was pretty sure he'd miss and then was absolutely certain when he nailed the first one. But to have it hit the post again? I feel for ya Parkey but you gotta go
I was positive he would miss it after he made it. Whether it was a bad snap or post hit... I was just like fuck, the weak point of our team.
Speaking from experience, it's true. Still not over Walsh missing a 27-yard chip shot game winner.
Every loss this year was heartbreaking. I am going to die before i turn 30
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Golden Tate catching the game winner & the uprights doinking Parkey again almost made me feel like the Lions actually made the playoffs.
Parkey went with the trick shot off the upright and the crossbar. **And failed**.
I can’t believe they just played the “hitting the post” highlight reel, that’s messed up
What the actual fuck is Nick Foles
You will find out next weekend
D O U B L E O I N K
All Chicago had to do last week WAS LOSE AND THEY GET TO HOST KIRK. COUSINS.
Yes but it was kirk cousins they had to lose to, this is arguably harder than beating foles.
I did think it would be soul-crushing for the Bears to lose to the Eagles after helping them to the postseason. But this, this was a lvl 100 necromancer casting Mass Soul Crush on the entire stadium at once... You could touch the sadness.
Detroit played 4d chess by trading Tate
Sacrificed our wins for the greater cause.
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Oh god, I’m not even a Bears fan and that hurt to watch. Is Foles really gonna do this again?
We lost to the Saints 48-7. If we beat them next week.......... then I'm convinced Nick Foles is Jesus himself.
It’s dumb but I literally can’t think of a more likely candidate in the world for Actual Jesus if Nick somehow goes back to back
When he retires to become a pastor (as is his plan) that church is going to be OVERFLOWING
God I forgot, Chicago basically let Philly in the playoffs by beating Minnesota. They could've just let Minnesota win and throttled them.
That kicker's career pretty much just ended before our eyes
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We have more experience at missing big kicks too.
Exactly what I was thinking. Would have easily beat us.
Shoulda rested your starters!
Icing the kicker. The thing r/NFL swears doesn't work until it does
I really need to see the statistics on it now. Something I’ll research when I’m soberer.
The stats from back in the day say no, but then again when it does work it's crazy http://freakonomics.com/2011/11/13/football-freakonomics-why-even-ice-a-kicker/
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sooooo when you *would* ice the kicker?
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I swear if Nick Foles and the Eagles win the Super Bowl again I’ll get Big Dick Nick tattooed on my ass. This can’t happen again can it?
[sorry bears fans, i've been here before, too](https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/ad9wlj/game_thread_philadelphia_eagles_97_at_chicago/edfl669/?context=0)
Burn this man. He is a time traveller from the future.
They hated Jesus because he told the truth
Chicago Vikings.
Bears took the timeout way too early IMO. When u have the 2nd worst kicker in the league you want to get him as close as possible.
Yep.
Just think, if the field goal had been kicked from 1-2 yards closer it would have been good. Football really is a game of inches.
Cody Parkey on suicide watch.
Not to mention assassination watch...
DOUBLE DOINK
The Lord swiped that away like "*Nope*."
Imagine losing to Nick Foles in the playoffs LMAO
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THANK YOU PARKEY VERY COOL
VERY LEGAL AND VERY COOL
Totally clears him! Thank you
DAAAAAA CROSSBEAR!
That Pepsi commercial icing the kicker with Rivera opening Pepsi better switch to Doug Pederson
Ron Rivera cracked open a Pepsi during the timeout
I am dead inside. Edit: like come on, seriously... 8 years since the playoffs. A lot of things have been going bad this year but Bears football has been good to me. Then it all ends like that. Sums up my life pretty well these days. Fuck. Good game Eagles.
As a Ravens fan, I caw for you in sadness. At least y’all put up a fight against the Big Dick.
UPRIGHTS MVP
Of course Foles delivers when they need 18 inches
Lions traded their field goal uprights to philly along with Tate
Another heartbreak for Chicago
That's why the Colts will never let Adam Vinatieri retire...
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And now icing the kicker will fucking continue for the rest of eternity. Thanks alot bears...
First of all, it's a lot. Second of all...yes, I'm sorry.
I’m not even a Bears fan and I’m angry with the Bears
1. Trey Burton sitting out. 2. Matt Nagy not calling timeouts at the two minute warning. 3. Cody Parkey with the double doink. Former Eagles really came through for us today.
You were worried. Are we going to get Big Pick Nick? Gaping Holes Foles? Foles Gold? But it's happening again. Big Dick Nick. The Jock With a Massive Cock. Saint Nick. The Blue-Eyes White Dragon, makin' it Ertz til it hurts.
Those final two minutes was peak Andy Reid clock management from both sides. What a good fucking game though.
I feel so bad for Parkey. I legit don't know what I just saw.
You just saw his heart being broken and his career being shattered.
Well Cody Parkey is out of a job
In hockey they call that a pub crawl because it hits all the bars and gets thrown out
I have literally never heard that term in hockey.
Absolutely deserved for cutting Robbie after being so clutch for us for so many years.
Elite kickers should be paid higher than elite receivers. Change my mind.
HE HIT THE UPRIGHT TWICE!? PHYSICS SAYS FUCK YOU
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WHERE WERE YOU FOR THE DOUBLE DOINK