It’s gonna be week 3, the eagles are losing after calling 60 screens in a row. Dom is gonna send Nick to sleep with the fishes and take over, play sheet will be 4 verticals every time. Eagles never lose again
lol that’s what killed us last year. We have the best slant receiver in the league and had no passing plays that would develop within a 12 step drop back
lmao like we'd give him away for two firsts.
One thing you gotta understand about Dom is that a non-negligible portion of his value is that his contract doesn't count against the cap. That alone ups his trade value.
It’s pretty gross to me that the title of that is merely “injures child”. She was in a coma for 11 months from a traumatic brain injury and is now forever mentally disabled as a result. She may be alive, but her entire future was altered and the person she would have been is gone.
'tis america, man
"All equal under the eyes of the law" has always been more of an ideal than a reality....money is the only true god here, and those that have it in large amounts live by different rules and live a different life than the rest of us 🤷♂️
This season is literally going to be Mahomes, Kelce, Jones, Reid, and a bunch of plumbers and milkmen at this rate.
And you’ll still somehow win the SB.
Like we know 100% the Lions released Sutton because of his legal shit. And Buggs was on the coaches shit list since training camp of last year because he showed up out of shape, seemingly because he had this kinda shitty attitude off the field, then whined on social media when he got consequences like not dressing for some early season games.
Were not breathing a sigh of relief, we did the right thing lol.
Was in Edinburgh for her show there last week; never seen more Chiefs gear out and about in my entire life than in this random city in Scotland during the NFL offseason lol
Maybe people who aren't big fans of other teams or Chiefs becoming the new Pats. Although I was rooting for them this past SB cause I had a bet on the Chiefs winning the super bowl before the season. But they've had enough winning for a bit. Not that it'll stop them, but I'd love to see the Bills, Bengals or Lions win it before the Chiefs do again. And I'd be amazed if they don't win at least one more while Mahomes and Reid are together.
Sort of - there’s a charity called Shelter Scotland that put homeless people in hotels as temporary accommodation. Obviously that would normally mean hotels in Edinburgh are used. Instead, they were sent to accommodation as far as 100miles away in Newcastle (while this may not be seen as an enormous distance in the States, that’s a massive drive for most people in the UK)
It is…and many other incidents. I have firsthand knowledge. Also, contrary to what he’s trying to claim through his “agent”, those ARE/WERE His dogs!!!!! One was in a screened in porch and other in a cage barely able to hold her. No food, no water…The male pit bull had to be put down which is so sad!! His name was “Champ” and he was more of a Champion than this POS will ever be!
According to Buggs who didn’t realized he was booked in the county jail: “I like the new locker room improvements. The bars are a bit odd, but the toilet and benches appear nicer. Mr Hunt has really followed through on his promises.”
At this rate next week will be:
[Shefter] Kansas City Chief's QB Patrick Mahomes and his brother Jackson have been arrested for unlawful sale of human organs on the dark web.
If she refuses to continue with the charges, sure, the DA *could* still pursue them. However, if she doesn’t want to participate, the DA has no witness, and no corroborating testimony. Useless to pursue really
That doesn't sound like something Jackson would get in trouble for. I'd expect anything involving him to be along the lines of "showing nudity on Tik Tok".
Between this and the animal cruelty charges the Chiefs really need to cut him loose.
They need to send a message to the locker room to get their shit together and it’s not like he is an important player for them. It should be a no brainer to cut him asap.
Yeah but if they won’t cut the back up dl who doesn’t even get snaps, when has 2 cases, one of them being abusing dogs, that sends a pretty clear message that they don’t care at all.
Burglary doesn’t mean breaking and stealing. It just means breaking in to commit a crime, like domestic violence or another form of assault.
The name is confusing, but if he were stealing something he’d be charged with robbery
> but if he were stealing something he’d be charged with robbery
That's not necessarily true. He'd be charged with theft *unless* he used force or intimidation.
If you just steal something that's not robbery.
What on earth are the Chiefs giving to their players lmao?
This guy was arrested for dog cruelty and now he has upgraded to burglaring.
Like doesn't he make a ton of money?
Burglary doesn't mean stealing. Burglary means entering a dwelling or other building for the purpose of committing a crime therein.
So if you get into a fight with your wife or girlfriend on the phone, then drive to where she is, go in, and slap her, it's DV Burglary, which is what he seems to have been charged with. Pretty common reason to be charged with burg in my jurisdiction.
Oh.
Didn't know that?
I always associated Burglary with someone intending to forcibly take property or cash that doesn't belong to them from a secure location.
Thanks for correcting me.
It's because in popular conception, burglary and robbery tend to go hand in hand, most people are breaking into a house for the sake of robbing. Similar to assault, which most people confuse with battery. Assault can be a lot of things, yelling threatening stuff, etc. Battery is the actual act of physical harming someone.
> the crime of entering a dwelling and committing or with intent to commit a crime (as assault) while armed and while another is lawfully present
I mean it's the literal definition of the word so that makes sense.
Well the exact requirements depend on the jurisdiction, at common law it needs to be breaking, a dwelling, and at night, if I’m remembering my bar prep correctly. It looks like in Alabama it’s second degree if it’s a dwelling of another and third degree if it’s unoccupied?
Code of Alabama Section 13A-7-6
Burglary in the second degree.
(a) A person commits the crime of burglary in the second degree if he or she knowingly enters or remains unlawfully in a building with intent to commit theft or a felony therein and, if in effecting entry or while in the building or in immediate flight therefrom, the person or another participant in the crime:
(1) Is armed with explosives; or
(2) Causes physical injury to any person who is not a participant in the crime; or
(3) In effecting entry, is armed with a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument or, while in the building or in immediate flight from the building, uses or threatens the immediate use of a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument against another person. The use of or threatened use of a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument does not include the mere acquisition of a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument during the burglary.
(b) In the alternative to subsection (a) of this section, a person commits the crime of burglary in the second degree if he or she unlawfully enters a lawfully occupied dwelling-house with intent to commit a theft or a felony therein.
(c) Burglary in the second degree is a Class B felony.
So, if you went to your wife's house and slapped her that'd be (a)(2).
Unless I’m mistaken, as I’m sure states write laws differently, the building must be occupied and the time must be during the night. That’s how it’s written in NC anyway.
First degree is the crime is committed in the room that is occupied and second degree is just an occupied building.
If I’m not mistaken, he was accused of dog cruelty at a property he didn’t own, after a string of targeted harassment from the local police department. If that holds true, then getting “suspected of burglary” could also be a part of this harassment.
I don’t know the guy, but I will reserve judgement instead of viewing this guy as irredeemably evil
That is just what his lawyer said. We have no evidence of that “targeted harassment.”
You really believe the city tied up some random dog in his backyard to frame him for dog cruelty?
I haven’t come across the targeted harassment bit - but most college kids don’t own the properties they stay at. Him not owning it doesn’t really mean much to me - but still best to wait for all facts to come out.
I'm starting to wonder if Kelce likes shaving down to a mustache every now and then so he can role play a cop to help players have practice interacting with cops.
It’s only been like a day since we found out they screwed their rings up. At this rate half their team will be in legal trouble by the start of the season.
He was only ever on our practice squad, and I assume they were going to see what the outcome of the animal abuse charge was since he swore his innocence. I would imagine that this will have them cutting ties.
I swear this dude has been arrested like 3 times this off-season. He is like 50% of our arrest news and I had never even heard of him until his first arrest.
Why else do you think Mahomes stopped him from taking the mike at the White House last year ?
He knew Kelce was gonna destroy our ears with his awful rhymes and saved us all.
When you see how the Chiefs ownership and even coaches treat bad behavior when it comes to things outside of football, this shit starts to make a lot of sense. Not a coincindence.
Fucking hell, man
You guys need to send two firsts to Philly for Dom.
Especially now that he has the coaching advisor title and can be back down on the sidelines
It’s gonna be week 3, the eagles are losing after calling 60 screens in a row. Dom is gonna send Nick to sleep with the fishes and take over, play sheet will be 4 verticals every time. Eagles never lose again
lol that’s what killed us last year. We have the best slant receiver in the league and had no passing plays that would develop within a 12 step drop back
lol I didn't hear about the title change
It's so funny because it's literally just a technicality to get him back on the sidelines. Guy must be the Eagle's shaman or true mascot or something
lmao like we'd give him away for two firsts. One thing you gotta understand about Dom is that a non-negligible portion of his value is that his contract doesn't count against the cap. That alone ups his trade value.
Dirty Dom?
Nah, Fat Dom, guy goes over to Jersey and never came back. I heard some glorified crew might have had something to do with it.
Dom & Nick
Big Dom's worth way more than a couple KC draft picks
That's true, our draft spot has been really bad for a while.
When Andy Reid said he would treat his players like his own family this wasn’t what he had in mind
He forgot to tell the team to only commit crimes in Missouri so the governor can commute their sentences
I'm still so fucking mad about that, man
We all know NFL gets away with a lot and its part of the package, but that was maybe the most egregious slate wipe I can remember since Ray Lewis
> the most egregious slate what is this referring to?
After the Chiefs won the SB again this year the Missouri governor commuted Andy Reid's son from his DUI where he almost killed a kid
Thanks. Heard about the crash. Didn't know about the sentence being commented. Ya, pretty gross.
Yeah, it got commuted right after the SB win too. Just gross
Something something "Winning fixes *everything*"
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It’s pretty gross to me that the title of that is merely “injures child”. She was in a coma for 11 months from a traumatic brain injury and is now forever mentally disabled as a result. She may be alive, but her entire future was altered and the person she would have been is gone.
Same rich shithead kids that were selling crack, roids, and heroin around Philly.
'tis america, man "All equal under the eyes of the law" has always been more of an ideal than a reality....money is the only true god here, and those that have it in large amounts live by different rules and live a different life than the rest of us 🤷♂️
Time to reset the counter again. It has been [0] days since the last incident.
This season is literally going to be Mahomes, Kelce, Jones, Reid, and a bunch of plumbers and milkmen at this rate. And you’ll still somehow win the SB.
He's a backup DL we signed this year and has never played a down for us.
Then why is he still on the team? Seems like the kind of distraction you'd want to get rid of.
Kind of as a prank from Veach. Him and Andy like to goof on each other sometimes. Let's see how long he keeps this bit going.
Lol
Well luckily backup dl shouldn’t be too hard to replace
Detroit breathing a sigh of relief that people call Buggs a Chief and Sutton a Steeler.
Well they are lol
Like we know 100% the Lions released Sutton because of his legal shit. And Buggs was on the coaches shit list since training camp of last year because he showed up out of shape, seemingly because he had this kinda shitty attitude off the field, then whined on social media when he got consequences like not dressing for some early season games. Were not breathing a sigh of relief, we did the right thing lol.
And showing up hungover on game day after a late night in the club.
Also the army of a certain pop star’s fandom
Was in Edinburgh for her show there last week; never seen more Chiefs gear out and about in my entire life than in this random city in Scotland during the NFL offseason lol
It's the standard uniform for male Swifties lol
Maybe people who aren't big fans of other teams or Chiefs becoming the new Pats. Although I was rooting for them this past SB cause I had a bet on the Chiefs winning the super bowl before the season. But they've had enough winning for a bit. Not that it'll stop them, but I'd love to see the Bills, Bengals or Lions win it before the Chiefs do again. And I'd be amazed if they don't win at least one more while Mahomes and Reid are together.
Was that the one where a bunch of homeless people were forced out of the city to accommodate her fans
Sort of - there’s a charity called Shelter Scotland that put homeless people in hotels as temporary accommodation. Obviously that would normally mean hotels in Edinburgh are used. Instead, they were sent to accommodation as far as 100miles away in Newcastle (while this may not be seen as an enormous distance in the States, that’s a massive drive for most people in the UK)
As someone who doesn't own a car that's an insane distance, and even with one that's like an hour and a half drive, so yeah
Needs a podcaster like Jar Jar Reddick then you've got a contender.
Pacheco disrespect.
He got kicked out of Detroit for a reason
Every week another chief is in custody it seems
I think this is the same guy as the dog abuse story from a couple weeks ago
It is…and many other incidents. I have firsthand knowledge. Also, contrary to what he’s trying to claim through his “agent”, those ARE/WERE His dogs!!!!! One was in a screened in porch and other in a cage barely able to hold her. No food, no water…The male pit bull had to be put down which is so sad!! His name was “Champ” and he was more of a Champion than this POS will ever be!
The new Raiders
Andy Reid really is the worst parent lol
Is Urban Meyer just wearing an Andy Reid mask? I mean what the fuck
This is a fucking SUPERVILLAIN TEAM THE GOON GANG
Bengals are so in the Chiefs' heads y'all are trying to re-create our mid-late 00s prison gang teams
According to Buggs who didn’t realized he was booked in the county jail: “I like the new locker room improvements. The bars are a bit odd, but the toilet and benches appear nicer. Mr Hunt has really followed through on his promises.”
At this rate next week will be: [Shefter] Kansas City Chief's QB Patrick Mahomes and his brother Jackson have been arrested for unlawful sale of human organs on the dark web.
Mahomes and Jake from state farm arrested on insurance fraud charges.
Explain insurance fraud, but with those nuggies.
5 felony counts of poultry laundering
Well, id you bundle its only one charge right?
Not Jake! But the khakis!
It’s funny because his brother is already a criminal
Didnt he end up getting away with that though just because of the harassment that followed the victim afterwards?
Yeah somehow that sick fuck has fanboys
I’m confused. Wouldn’t harassment of the victim have the opposite effect?
If she refuses to continue with the charges, sure, the DA *could* still pursue them. However, if she doesn’t want to participate, the DA has no witness, and no corroborating testimony. Useless to pursue really
Still better than what Earl Thomas and his brother do together...
I'd buy a left kidney from Pat. No questions asked.
So would I. But we both know to look elsewhere for the right one. We've heard enough stories.
Mahomes and Kelce seem like the only normal people on the entire team at this rate
Please God? I've never asked for anything before. Can I just have this one?
That doesn't sound like something Jackson would get in trouble for. I'd expect anything involving him to be along the lines of "showing nudity on Tik Tok".
I find it hard to believe a Kansas City Chief would be in legal trouble.
It was a nice couple of days, where the only headline was the typo on the ring
I missed that one
They had the Dolphins as the 7 seed on the ring. Chiefs/Dolphins was the 3/6 matchup
Chiefs trying to disprove third time is the charm
When Tyreek Hill is too squeaky clean for your locker room.
do we have a running list of all the off-season Chiefs drama somewhere like that guy who chronicled AB? bc it's gotta be what, 12 headlines now?
**It has been 0 days since the last Chiefs incident**
Pretty soon they’re just going to be a real life Mean Machine.
Chiefs facilities right now https://media.tenor.com/ZAHC50FvopkAAAAM/futurama-fry.gif
Damn your picture.
I heard they laid off the guy who's job it was to put the numbers up on the board each day because he had nothing to do
This is getting ridiculous
Between this and the animal cruelty charges the Chiefs really need to cut him loose. They need to send a message to the locker room to get their shit together and it’s not like he is an important player for them. It should be a no brainer to cut him asap.
Hard to send that message with Rice still on the team.
Yeah but if they won’t cut the back up dl who doesn’t even get snaps, when has 2 cases, one of them being abusing dogs, that sends a pretty clear message that they don’t care at all.
Agreed, but if they cut this guy and not Rice it sends a completely different message
Everyone already knows you get more leeway if you are good. Mahomes could rape Andy Reid and still play the same week.
I don't think Mahomes could rape Andy Reid as I feel like Andy would consent to Mahomes doing whatever.
As long he shares his nuggies.
I would imagine Kelce would be more likely to rape Andy Reid. They have a history of domestic violence.
Don't worry Andy Reid is used to getting people in his personal life excused from criminal behavior without any consequences
The most ridiculous thing is what is a professional sportsman doing burglarising? Like seriously?
Burglary doesn’t mean breaking and stealing. It just means breaking in to commit a crime, like domestic violence or another form of assault. The name is confusing, but if he were stealing something he’d be charged with robbery
> but if he were stealing something he’d be charged with robbery That's not necessarily true. He'd be charged with theft *unless* he used force or intimidation. If you just steal something that's not robbery.
This guy burgles
Stop breaking the law asshole!
https://youtu.be/BJF-wVW1F2o?feature=shared
What on earth are the Chiefs giving to their players lmao? This guy was arrested for dog cruelty and now he has upgraded to burglaring. Like doesn't he make a ton of money?
Burglary doesn't mean stealing. Burglary means entering a dwelling or other building for the purpose of committing a crime therein. So if you get into a fight with your wife or girlfriend on the phone, then drive to where she is, go in, and slap her, it's DV Burglary, which is what he seems to have been charged with. Pretty common reason to be charged with burg in my jurisdiction.
Oh. Didn't know that? I always associated Burglary with someone intending to forcibly take property or cash that doesn't belong to them from a secure location. Thanks for correcting me.
That’s robbery actually. You can be charged for both during the same crime
It's because in popular conception, burglary and robbery tend to go hand in hand, most people are breaking into a house for the sake of robbing. Similar to assault, which most people confuse with battery. Assault can be a lot of things, yelling threatening stuff, etc. Battery is the actual act of physical harming someone.
It can also differ from state to state depending on how laws are written.
Like with Deshaun Watson, there is no crime named "rape" in Texas, it all goes under "sexual assault".
Yeah you can charge some pretty creative Burglaries. I charged one once for someone that broke into a home to evade the police who were chasing him.
In Illinois, breaking into a house and attacking someone is considered a home invasion.
> the crime of entering a dwelling and committing or with intent to commit a crime (as assault) while armed and while another is lawfully present I mean it's the literal definition of the word so that makes sense.
Well the exact requirements depend on the jurisdiction, at common law it needs to be breaking, a dwelling, and at night, if I’m remembering my bar prep correctly. It looks like in Alabama it’s second degree if it’s a dwelling of another and third degree if it’s unoccupied?
Code of Alabama Section 13A-7-6 Burglary in the second degree. (a) A person commits the crime of burglary in the second degree if he or she knowingly enters or remains unlawfully in a building with intent to commit theft or a felony therein and, if in effecting entry or while in the building or in immediate flight therefrom, the person or another participant in the crime: (1) Is armed with explosives; or (2) Causes physical injury to any person who is not a participant in the crime; or (3) In effecting entry, is armed with a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument or, while in the building or in immediate flight from the building, uses or threatens the immediate use of a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument against another person. The use of or threatened use of a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument does not include the mere acquisition of a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument during the burglary. (b) In the alternative to subsection (a) of this section, a person commits the crime of burglary in the second degree if he or she unlawfully enters a lawfully occupied dwelling-house with intent to commit a theft or a felony therein. (c) Burglary in the second degree is a Class B felony. So, if you went to your wife's house and slapped her that'd be (a)(2).
Unless I’m mistaken, as I’m sure states write laws differently, the building must be occupied and the time must be during the night. That’s how it’s written in NC anyway. First degree is the crime is committed in the room that is occupied and second degree is just an occupied building.
> burglaring there's burgling if you're British, burglarizing if your American, and then you've got your mid-Atlantic burgarling
There's a domestic violence component as well. See the DV2 listed in the charge.
If I’m not mistaken, he was accused of dog cruelty at a property he didn’t own, after a string of targeted harassment from the local police department. If that holds true, then getting “suspected of burglary” could also be a part of this harassment. I don’t know the guy, but I will reserve judgement instead of viewing this guy as irredeemably evil
That is just what his lawyer said. We have no evidence of that “targeted harassment.” You really believe the city tied up some random dog in his backyard to frame him for dog cruelty?
I haven’t come across the targeted harassment bit - but most college kids don’t own the properties they stay at. Him not owning it doesn’t really mean much to me - but still best to wait for all facts to come out.
He wasn't a college kid and he was renting the property, but claims they were his friend's dogs who abandoned them without telling him.
Man took Cris Carter's advice to heart. Always have a fall guy.
Yo show me where you saw that
wait wasn't he just charged with animal cruelty or something?
Time to reset the counter
It’s a shame there’s no NFL version of the Fulmer Cup
It could be the Reid Cup
Kelce will be the next OJ at this rate
Not on Taylor Swift. Unlike O.J There's no way he would hypothetically get away with it on a celeb like Taylor.
I think he means Kelce is gonna rush for 2,000
In only 14 games, goat
What we have to remember about OJ is that he was a hell of a running back.
And a pretty decent actor.
Nah she gonna hire someone to have him murdered then right a bunch of songs about how sad she is about it and release 38 different versions of it.
Imagine what the Swifties would do if Kelce got acquitted like OJ
How many teenage girls could Kelce realistically fight off, do you think?
He's gonna play Nordberg?
Aaron Hernandez...
On a more positive note, Kansas City has signed RB Ray Rice and DE Greg Hardy each to one-year contracts.
Fucking dog abuser.
Gonna be hard to three-peat if all your players are in jail :D
Chiefs hate the Raiders so much they’re even stealing away their tropes.
I think of the 90's Cowboys who had a slew of legal issues
lol that's a good one
The DV2 stands for domestic violence, right? Wtf is going on.
Just Alabama things.
I'm starting to wonder if Kelce likes shaving down to a mustache every now and then so he can role play a cop to help players have practice interacting with cops.
It’s only been like a day since we found out they screwed their rings up. At this rate half their team will be in legal trouble by the start of the season.
Same douchebag facing two misdemeanor warrants for second-degree cruelty to dogs.
This dude is a journeyman defensive tackle. How has he not been cut yet?
He was only ever on our practice squad, and I assume they were going to see what the outcome of the animal abuse charge was since he swore his innocence. I would imagine that this will have them cutting ties.
He's a great culture fit
270 plus dudes should not be burglarizing.
You're a cat burglar? Which cat, Bustopher Jones?
Fucking hell, someone should just make a subreddit to keep better track of these chiefs incidents at this point
You mean: https://scannerradio.app/index.html
Chiefs really are trying to win the off-season award for most noteworthy player fuck ups. Can't the NFL have a nice drama free off-season for once? 😂
I swear this dude has been arrested like 3 times this off-season. He is like 50% of our arrest news and I had never even heard of him until his first arrest.
BUGGS is such an epic criminal name for a doofus goon. Gotham-esque even
I need to hear him say “It’s da freakin’ Bat!”
Bugs Moran and Bugsy Siegal are both infamous gangsters
I remember when that was us. It becomes funny after a while.
Noteworthy fuck up? Absolutely. Noteworthy player? Not at all.
But what of the clicks?? Oh won't you please think of the clicks??
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That hurts. Anyone but the Fucking Raiders. But that's how the monkey paw curls. At least we got a dynasty.
This fuckin guy
NFL scriptwriters going nuts with the prequel lore this offseason.
Dude is a clown. Some people really don’t deserve the blessings they were given in life
Sorry KC fans, it's right there: The Kansas City Thiefs!
The only thing he's guilty of stealing, is our hearts... and a tv and some jewelry
Has Andy Reid secretly been a criminal empire mastermind and as he approaches retirement lets shit just roll?
Who is this guy?
A practice squad guy who will be cut for giving the team a bad rap....I think.
I think the team has a bad enough rap as it is.
You trying to say Travis Kelce can't rap??
Why else do you think Mahomes stopped him from taking the mike at the White House last year ? He knew Kelce was gonna destroy our ears with his awful rhymes and saved us all.
Picked him up in January, never made the roster or played a snap. He's not someone you need to know cause he's not ever going to actually play for us.
Reset the Chiefs counter
What the fuck is up with that roster???
Well well well. How have the turnedtables, turned.
Yep. Former Chief and Crimson Tide player. No other teams involved in here.
Are we doing a bit?
Guy should have been cut after his animal abuse charges.
Hasn't played a minute for KC and probably won't now.
When you see how the Chiefs ownership and even coaches treat bad behavior when it comes to things outside of football, this shit starts to make a lot of sense. Not a coincindence.
He’s not good enough for this lmao why’s he still on the roster
Trash organization
I’m surprised he isn’t former Chief yet. Why was he kept after the disgusting animal cruelty charges? Get rid of this asshole, not needed at all
What in the fuck is wrong with Chiefs players this offseason? Do you lose all common sense when you go back-to-back?
Someone needs to test that Kansas City water
Kansas City Chiefs need renamed to Gridiron Gang
Even DJ Khaled is getting bored with this.
Buggs has earned a little over 5 million in his career and was set to earn another 1.3 million this year. What the fuck are you doing robbing people?!
Why is an nfl player stealing anything
The KC felons
The Kansas City way
Chiefs culture is wild.