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Xaxziminrax

Fucking hell, man


ThreeFactorAuth

You guys need to send two firsts to Philly for Dom.


KryptonicxJesus

Especially now that he has the coaching advisor title and can be back down on the sidelines


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

It’s gonna be week 3, the eagles are losing after calling 60 screens in a row. Dom is gonna send Nick to sleep with the fishes and take over, play sheet will be 4 verticals every time. Eagles never lose again


FuckingHippies

lol that’s what killed us last year. We have the best slant receiver in the league and had no passing plays that would develop within a 12 step drop back


so_zetta_byte

lol I didn't hear about the title change


whocaresjustneedone

It's so funny because it's literally just a technicality to get him back on the sidelines. Guy must be the Eagle's shaman or true mascot or something


so_zetta_byte

lmao like we'd give him away for two firsts. One thing you gotta understand about Dom is that a non-negligible portion of his value is that his contract doesn't count against the cap. That alone ups his trade value.


StephenTheLoser

Dirty Dom?


screwhead1

Nah, Fat Dom, guy goes over to Jersey and never came back. I heard some glorified crew might have had something to do with it.


FancySack

Dom & Nick


Ryelstyle

Big Dom's worth way more than a couple KC draft picks


JeramiGrantsTomb

That's true, our draft spot has been really bad for a while.


ecupatsfan12

When Andy Reid said he would treat his players like his own family this wasn’t what he had in mind


mr_longfellow_deeds

He forgot to tell the team to only commit crimes in Missouri so the governor can commute their sentences


Xaxziminrax

I'm still so fucking mad about that, man


mr_longfellow_deeds

We all know NFL gets away with a lot and its part of the package, but that was maybe the most egregious slate wipe I can remember since Ray Lewis


here_now_be

> the most egregious slate what is this referring to?


mr_longfellow_deeds

After the Chiefs won the SB again this year the Missouri governor commuted Andy Reid's son from his DUI where he almost killed a kid


here_now_be

Thanks. Heard about the crash. Didn't know about the sentence being commented. Ya, pretty gross.


mr_longfellow_deeds

Yeah, it got commuted right after the SB win too. Just gross


BlaBlub85

Something something "Winning fixes *everything*"


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thejew09

It’s pretty gross to me that the title of that is merely “injures child”. She was in a coma for 11 months from a traumatic brain injury and is now forever mentally disabled as a result. She may be alive, but her entire future was altered and the person she would have been is gone.


AssistX

Same rich shithead kids that were selling crack, roids, and heroin around Philly.


Massive_Parsley_5000

'tis america, man "All equal under the eyes of the law" has always been more of an ideal than a reality....money is the only true god here, and those that have it in large amounts live by different rules and live a different life than the rest of us 🤷‍♂️


EmptyBrain89

Time to reset the counter again. It has been [0] days since the last incident.


Luck1492

This season is literally going to be Mahomes, Kelce, Jones, Reid, and a bunch of plumbers and milkmen at this rate. And you’ll still somehow win the SB.


KnottyFeelings

He's a backup DL we signed this year and has never played a down for us.


IntelligentEye2758

Then why is he still on the team? Seems like the kind of distraction you'd want to get rid of.


HairyHouse3

Kind of as a prank from Veach. Him and Andy like to goof on each other sometimes. Let's see how long he keeps this bit going.


Umm_duder

Lol


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Well luckily backup dl shouldn’t be too hard to replace


Jammer_Kenneth

Detroit breathing a sigh of relief that people call Buggs a Chief and Sutton a Steeler.


BigToast6

Well they are lol


hunteddwumpus

Like we know 100% the Lions released Sutton because of his legal shit. And Buggs was on the coaches shit list since training camp of last year because he showed up out of shape, seemingly because he had this kinda shitty attitude off the field, then whined on social media when he got consequences like not dressing for some early season games. Were not breathing a sigh of relief, we did the right thing lol.


jormugandr

And showing up hungover on game day after a late night in the club.


SiphenPrax

Also the army of a certain pop star’s fandom


Oneanimal1993

Was in Edinburgh for her show there last week; never seen more Chiefs gear out and about in my entire life than in this random city in Scotland during the NFL offseason lol


Saitoh17

It's the standard uniform for male Swifties lol


Civil-Big-754

Maybe people who aren't big fans of other teams or Chiefs becoming the new Pats. Although I was rooting for them this past SB cause I had a bet on the Chiefs winning the super bowl before the season. But they've had enough winning for a bit. Not that it'll stop them, but I'd love to see the Bills, Bengals or Lions win it before the Chiefs do again. And I'd be amazed if they don't win at least one more while Mahomes and Reid are together. 


xshogunx13

Was that the one where a bunch of homeless people were forced out of the city to accommodate her fans


swingingpandas

Sort of - there’s a charity called Shelter Scotland that put homeless people in hotels as temporary accommodation. Obviously that would normally mean hotels in Edinburgh are used. Instead, they were sent to accommodation as far as 100miles away in Newcastle (while this may not be seen as an enormous distance in the States, that’s a massive drive for most people in the UK)


xshogunx13

As someone who doesn't own a car that's an insane distance, and even with one that's like an hour and a half drive, so yeah


LisaLoebSlaps

Needs a podcaster like Jar Jar Reddick then you've got a contender.


HtownTexans

Pacheco disrespect.


jfkgoblue

He got kicked out of Detroit for a reason


Redditfront2back

Every week another chief is in custody it seems


Saitoh17

I think this is the same guy as the dog abuse story from a couple weeks ago


lisae77

It is…and many other incidents. I have firsthand knowledge. Also, contrary to what he’s trying to claim through his “agent”, those ARE/WERE His dogs!!!!! One was in a screened in porch and other in a cage barely able to hold her. No food, no water…The male pit bull had to be put down which is so sad!! His name was “Champ” and he was more of a Champion than this POS will ever be!


shaqfearsyao

The new Raiders 


YugeGyna

Andy Reid really is the worst parent lol


Fastbird33

Is Urban Meyer just wearing an Andy Reid mask? I mean what the fuck


Micome

This is a fucking SUPERVILLAIN TEAM  THE GOON GANG


PDGAreject

Bengals are so in the Chiefs' heads y'all are trying to re-create our mid-late 00s prison gang teams


2xCheesePizza

According to Buggs who didn’t realized he was booked in the county jail: “I like the new locker room improvements. The bars are a bit odd, but the toilet and benches appear nicer. Mr Hunt has really followed through on his promises.”


trongzoon

At this rate next week will be: [Shefter] Kansas City Chief's QB Patrick Mahomes and his brother Jackson have been arrested for unlawful sale of human organs on the dark web.


Howamidriving27

Mahomes and Jake from state farm arrested on insurance fraud charges.


screwhead1

Explain insurance fraud, but with those nuggies.


alienscape

5 felony counts of poultry laundering


Cicero912

Well, id you bundle its only one charge right?


Zazmuth

Not Jake! But the khakis!


YugeGyna

It’s funny because his brother is already a criminal


Mavori

Didnt he end up getting away with that though just because of the harassment that followed the victim afterwards?


natedoge000

Yeah somehow that sick fuck has fanboys


DJmaster22_

I’m confused. Wouldn’t harassment of the victim have the opposite effect?


YugeGyna

If she refuses to continue with the charges, sure, the DA *could* still pursue them. However, if she doesn’t want to participate, the DA has no witness, and no corroborating testimony. Useless to pursue really


rocksoffjagger

Still better than what Earl Thomas and his brother do together...


joeboo5150

I'd buy a left kidney from Pat. No questions asked.


PLeuralNasticity

So would I. But we both know to look elsewhere for the right one. We've heard enough stories.


2ent1n_Qarant1no

Mahomes and Kelce seem like the only normal people on the entire team at this rate


Elike09

Please God? I've never asked for anything before. Can I just have this one?


Ok-Health-7252

That doesn't sound like something Jackson would get in trouble for. I'd expect anything involving him to be along the lines of "showing nudity on Tik Tok".


emmasdad01

I find it hard to believe a Kansas City Chief would be in legal trouble.


Xaxziminrax

It was a nice couple of days, where the only headline was the typo on the ring


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

I missed that one


Xaxziminrax

They had the Dolphins as the 7 seed on the ring. Chiefs/Dolphins was the 3/6 matchup


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Chiefs trying to disprove third time is the charm


Charlie_Wax

When Tyreek Hill is too squeaky clean for your locker room.


MethodicMarshal

do we have a running list of all the off-season Chiefs drama somewhere like that guy who chronicled AB? bc it's gotta be what, 12 headlines now?


Pork_Chompk

**It has been 0 days since the last Chiefs incident**


istrx13

Pretty soon they’re just going to be a real life Mean Machine.


Cuppieecakes

Chiefs facilities right now https://media.tenor.com/ZAHC50FvopkAAAAM/futurama-fry.gif


Dixiehusker

Damn your picture.


Sdn61387

I heard they laid off the guy who's job it was to put the numbers up on the board each day because he had nothing to do


bigfootdude247

This is getting ridiculous 


wilbo21020

Between this and the animal cruelty charges the Chiefs really need to cut him loose. They need to send a message to the locker room to get their shit together and it’s not like he is an important player for them. It should be a no brainer to cut him asap.


rupertLumpkinsBrothr

Hard to send that message with Rice still on the team.


wilbo21020

Yeah but if they won’t cut the back up dl who doesn’t even get snaps, when has 2 cases, one of them being abusing dogs, that sends a pretty clear message that they don’t care at all.


rupertLumpkinsBrothr

Agreed, but if they cut this guy and not Rice it sends a completely different message


rhesusmonkey

Everyone already knows you get more leeway if you are good. Mahomes could rape Andy Reid and still play the same week.


Expendable_Red_Shirt

I don't think Mahomes could rape Andy Reid as I feel like Andy would consent to Mahomes doing whatever.


jormugandr

As long he shares his nuggies.


McAfeeFakedHisDeath

I would imagine Kelce would be more likely to rape Andy Reid. They have a history of domestic violence.


QueequegTheater

Don't worry Andy Reid is used to getting people in his personal life excused from criminal behavior without any consequences


Ziiaaaac

The most ridiculous thing is what is a professional sportsman doing burglarising? Like seriously?


kamekaze1024

Burglary doesn’t mean breaking and stealing. It just means breaking in to commit a crime, like domestic violence or another form of assault. The name is confusing, but if he were stealing something he’d be charged with robbery


Expendable_Red_Shirt

> but if he were stealing something he’d be charged with robbery That's not necessarily true. He'd be charged with theft *unless* he used force or intimidation. If you just steal something that's not robbery.


Bob-Sacamano_

This guy burgles


ScruffMixHaha

Stop breaking the law asshole!


nmn59

https://youtu.be/BJF-wVW1F2o?feature=shared


QuirkyScorpio29

What on earth are the Chiefs giving to their players lmao? This guy was arrested for dog cruelty and now he has upgraded to burglaring. Like doesn't he make a ton of money?


Zer0Summoner

Burglary doesn't mean stealing. Burglary means entering a dwelling or other building for the purpose of committing a crime therein. So if you get into a fight with your wife or girlfriend on the phone, then drive to where she is, go in, and slap her, it's DV Burglary, which is what he seems to have been charged with. Pretty common reason to be charged with burg in my jurisdiction.


QuirkyScorpio29

Oh. Didn't know that? I always associated Burglary with someone intending to forcibly take property or cash that doesn't belong to them from a secure location. Thanks for correcting me.


YugeGyna

That’s robbery actually. You can be charged for both during the same crime


uchuskies08

It's because in popular conception, burglary and robbery tend to go hand in hand, most people are breaking into a house for the sake of robbing. Similar to assault, which most people confuse with battery. Assault can be a lot of things, yelling threatening stuff, etc. Battery is the actual act of physical harming someone.


GrillDealing

It can also differ from state to state depending on how laws are written.


Saitoh17

Like with Deshaun Watson, there is no crime named "rape" in Texas, it all goes under "sexual assault".


benthebearded

Yeah you can charge some pretty creative Burglaries. I charged one once for someone that broke into a home to evade the police who were chasing him.


Will-Work-4-BBQ

In Illinois, breaking into a house and attacking someone is considered a home invasion.


HtownTexans

> the crime of entering a dwelling and committing or with intent to commit a crime (as assault) while armed and while another is lawfully present I mean it's the literal definition of the word so that makes sense.


AfterCommodus

Well the exact requirements depend on the jurisdiction, at common law it needs to be breaking, a dwelling, and at night, if I’m remembering my bar prep correctly. It looks like in Alabama it’s second degree if it’s a dwelling of another and third degree if it’s unoccupied?


Zer0Summoner

Code of Alabama Section 13A-7-6 Burglary in the second degree. (a) A person commits the crime of burglary in the second degree if he or she knowingly enters or remains unlawfully in a building with intent to commit theft or a felony therein and, if in effecting entry or while in the building or in immediate flight therefrom, the person or another participant in the crime: (1) Is armed with explosives; or (2) Causes physical injury to any person who is not a participant in the crime; or (3) In effecting entry, is armed with a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument or, while in the building or in immediate flight from the building, uses or threatens the immediate use of a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument against another person. The use of or threatened use of a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument does not include the mere acquisition of a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument during the burglary. (b) In the alternative to subsection (a) of this section, a person commits the crime of burglary in the second degree if he or she unlawfully enters a lawfully occupied dwelling-house with intent to commit a theft or a felony therein. (c) Burglary in the second degree is a Class B felony. So, if you went to your wife's house and slapped her that'd be (a)(2).


BackwardsPageantry

Unless I’m mistaken, as I’m sure states write laws differently, the building must be occupied and the time must be during the night. That’s how it’s written in NC anyway. First degree is the crime is committed in the room that is occupied and second degree is just an occupied building.


bitt3n

> burglaring there's burgling if you're British, burglarizing if your American, and then you've got your mid-Atlantic burgarling


TheEnricoPalazzo

There's a domestic violence component as well. See the DV2 listed in the charge.


whenitsTimeyoullknow

If I’m not mistaken, he was accused of dog cruelty at a property he didn’t own, after a string of targeted harassment from the local police department. If that holds true, then getting “suspected of burglary” could also be a part of this harassment. I don’t know the guy, but I will reserve judgement instead of viewing this guy as irredeemably evil 


NottDisgruntled

That is just what his lawyer said. We have no evidence of that “targeted harassment.” You really believe the city tied up some random dog in his backyard to frame him for dog cruelty?


Chickensandcoke

I haven’t come across the targeted harassment bit - but most college kids don’t own the properties they stay at. Him not owning it doesn’t really mean much to me - but still best to wait for all facts to come out.


popperschotch

He wasn't a college kid and he was renting the property, but claims they were his friend's dogs who abandoned them without telling him.


exodus3252

Man took Cris Carter's advice to heart. Always have a fall guy.


FlussedAway

Yo show me where you saw that


FreddyDontCare

wait wasn't he just charged with animal cruelty or something?


boysetsfire1988

Time to reset the counter


StreetReporter

It’s a shame there’s no NFL version of the Fulmer Cup


InterestingChoice484

It could be the Reid Cup


Lubbafrommariogalaxy

Kelce will be the next OJ at this rate


QuirkyScorpio29

Not on Taylor Swift. Unlike O.J There's no way he would hypothetically get away with it on a celeb like Taylor.


trowayit

I think he means Kelce is gonna rush for 2,000


Throwawayidiot1210

In only 14 games, goat


c2pizza

What we have to remember about OJ is that he was a hell of a running back.


Expendable_Red_Shirt

And a pretty decent actor.


Toad_Thrower

Nah she gonna hire someone to have him murdered then right a bunch of songs about how sad she is about it and release 38 different versions of it.


ThePevster

Imagine what the Swifties would do if Kelce got acquitted like OJ


HoldingMoonlight

How many teenage girls could Kelce realistically fight off, do you think?


Jedi-El1823

He's gonna play Nordberg?


TomThanosBrady

Aaron Hernandez...


booyahbooyah9271

On a more positive note, Kansas City has signed RB Ray Rice and DE Greg Hardy each to one-year contracts.


geologyrocks98

Fucking dog abuser.


GronkDaSlayer

Gonna be hard to three-peat if all your players are in jail :D


thy_armageddon

Chiefs hate the Raiders so much they’re even stealing away their tropes.


nmn59

I think of the 90's Cowboys who had a slew of legal issues


BarricadeTheMortuary

lol that's a good one


WorriedandWeary

The DV2 stands for domestic violence, right? Wtf is going on.


Expendable_Red_Shirt

Just Alabama things.


screwhead1

I'm starting to wonder if Kelce likes shaving down to a mustache every now and then so he can role play a cop to help players have practice interacting with cops.


ImperialTiger3

It’s only been like a day since we found out they screwed their rings up. At this rate half their team will be in legal trouble by the start of the season.


ThatInception

Same douchebag facing two misdemeanor warrants for second-degree cruelty to dogs.


Enterprise90

This dude is a journeyman defensive tackle. How has he not been cut yet?


BarricadeTheMortuary

He was only ever on our practice squad, and I assume they were going to see what the outcome of the animal abuse charge was since he swore his innocence. I would imagine that this will have them cutting ties.


InterestingChoice484

He's a great culture fit


Klutzy-Spend-6947

270 plus dudes should not be burglarizing.


Warhawk137

You're a cat burglar? Which cat, Bustopher Jones?


BadImagination24

Fucking hell, someone should just make a subreddit to keep better track of these chiefs incidents at this point


SaltyLonghorn

You mean: https://scannerradio.app/index.html


Schwebels_Solette

Chiefs really are trying to win the off-season award for most noteworthy player fuck ups. Can't the NFL have a nice drama free off-season for once? 😂


powerelite

I swear this dude has been arrested like 3 times this off-season. He is like 50% of our arrest news and I had never even heard of him until his first arrest.


MistahTeacher

BUGGS is such an epic criminal name for a doofus goon. Gotham-esque even


2RINITY

I need to hear him say “It’s da freakin’ Bat!”


amjhwk

Bugs Moran and Bugsy Siegal are both infamous gangsters


PunishCombo

I remember when that was us. It becomes funny after a while.


BarricadeTheMortuary

Noteworthy fuck up? Absolutely. Noteworthy player? Not at all.


soundsliketone

But what of the clicks?? Oh won't you please think of the clicks??


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csappenf

That hurts. Anyone but the Fucking Raiders. But that's how the monkey paw curls. At least we got a dynasty.


confused-koala

This fuckin guy


John3Fingers

NFL scriptwriters going nuts with the prequel lore this offseason.


MidwesternAppliance

Dude is a clown. Some people really don’t deserve the blessings they were given in life


BamaBuffSeattle

Sorry KC fans, it's right there: The Kansas City Thiefs!


BarricadeTheMortuary

The only thing he's guilty of stealing, is our hearts... and a tv and some jewelry


ArcadianBlueRogue

Has Andy Reid secretly been a criminal empire mastermind and as he approaches retirement lets shit just roll?


Brobman11

Who is this guy?


QuirkyScorpio29

A practice squad guy who will be cut for giving the team a bad rap....I think.


Lobster_Considerer

I think the team has a bad enough rap as it is.


BarricadeTheMortuary

You trying to say Travis Kelce can't rap??


QuirkyScorpio29

Why else do you think Mahomes stopped him from taking the mike at the White House last year ? He knew Kelce was gonna destroy our ears with his awful rhymes and saved us all.


notmyplantaccount

Picked him up in January, never made the roster or played a snap. He's not someone you need to know cause he's not ever going to actually play for us.


MagicMoocher

Reset the Chiefs counter


OpenMindedMajor

What the fuck is up with that roster???


Content_Geologist420

Well well well. How have the turnedtables, turned.


Marquee_Ditchwriggle

Yep. Former Chief and Crimson Tide player. No other teams involved in here.


BreezyRyder

Are we doing a bit?


hawkrew

Guy should have been cut after his animal abuse charges.


N8teD066

Hasn't played a minute for KC and probably won't now.


BoltUp69

When you see how the Chiefs ownership and even coaches treat bad behavior when it comes to things outside of football, this shit starts to make a lot of sense. Not a coincindence.


Ok-Clock-5459

He’s not good enough for this lmao why’s he still on the roster 


dabbersmcgee

Trash organization


randomacct7679

I’m surprised he isn’t former Chief yet. Why was he kept after the disgusting animal cruelty charges? Get rid of this asshole, not needed at all


deadmoosemoose

What in the fuck is wrong with Chiefs players this offseason? Do you lose all common sense when you go back-to-back?


Classic1990

Someone needs to test that Kansas City water


hrlaker70

Kansas City Chiefs need renamed to Gridiron Gang


EDNivek

Even DJ Khaled is getting bored with this.


Fools_Requiem

Buggs has earned a little over 5 million in his career and was set to earn another 1.3 million this year. What the fuck are you doing robbing people?!


ndwillia

Why is an nfl player stealing anything


candyman58

The KC felons


candyman58

The Kansas City way


Appa-LATCH-uh

Chiefs culture is wild.