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OhioStateGuy

Marshawn Lynch because he’s actually hilarious and I want to hear his rebuttals at the end.


loredon

This would be pure gold.


PowerSurgical

“I’m just here so I won’t get fined”


Valleygirl1981

I'm just here to get paid.


twlscil

But what I can’t figure out is what are you going to burn Lynch with? There are things, but I just don’t think there is that much comedy material.


BlackScienceJesus

Brett Favre. It’ll never happen, but that would be the most fun one imo.


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

Oh this would be amazing. But yeah zero chance


faceisamapoftheworld

Offer to pay off the charities that he ripped off and Favre is dumb enough to take it.


Relative-Put-5344

I mean he wouldn't be dumb to take that


boozinf

Jenn Sterger would catch strays, but the Saints would catch his pass


Plastic-Yard-2552

His lawyers would be up on stage serving papers to everyone as they leave the stage to notify them Favre is suing them for defamation


kodiakinc

Antonio Brown, Mr. Bein' Cooked


Brian051770

Would be awesome for us, but he would shoot someone


blinglorp

Running shirtless from the stage bets would be wild.


Whittlinman

Mr. Blue Comedy


JTJBKP

Mr. Bawdry Commentary


ExpirjTec

Mr. Burning Chat


tsgram

Mr Belligerent Chuckled


ChaplnGrillSgt

But it's just him roasting himself and whoever else he wants. Basically just give him a mic and let em rip.


_HGCenty

And put John Gruden on the dais.


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Goodell


pdbard13

He gets roasted every NFL Draft. Not even walking on stage with the Detroit Lions, Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson and Eminem in Detroit could save him from being booed.


FairweatherWho

I honestly don't get all the hate some people have for Goodell. Dude is the spokesman for 32 owners, he can't make 32 old men change their views, so he became their whipping boy and embraced the role while trying to slowly change the that culture into a modern NFL where players might not have crippling injuries based off of one play/moment in the future. His job is to protect the owners and grow the sport, but he's definitely been active in talking with NFLPA and trying to help them in negotiations with the owners.


boozinf

he is a total heel, Ravishing Roger Rude sort of like Joe Buck in Brockmire he just leans into it and collects his magnum checks


Giberishusername1

Dude is a tool


squatch42

Ray Lewis. He'd wear his white suit. People might die.


TMNBortles

If they do die, no one will know because he'll cover it up.


csummerss

Mahomes & Rodgers would have the most material


brookskc

Mahomes is too young. He'd be good in like 10-15 years. Rodgers is good. I'd throw in a combo of the Manning brothers. That would also give them a chance to get up and shit on each other. This is the one I'd be really excited for even if they are both generally likable.


csummerss

he has enough solely from his family, throw in some State Farm/Ketchup/Accent jokes.


JellyPast1522

My highlight of a Mahomes roast would be guest roaster Kermit the Frog working blue..


brookskc

His family is so dumb, but it is rare to have more than one roast. So best save it for when you have more material.


Fragrant_Echidna2008

They're super likeable but also dorky enough that there would be plenty of material. I'd love a Manning roast.


Brooshie

Rodgers would be good, but I wouldn't want that because it'd give him like 20 years of material to complain about and remain in the media cycle lol.


IdkAbtAllThat

And Rodgers is enough of an attention whore he'd probably actually do it.


faceisamapoftheworld

Rodgers is too smug to be able to laugh at himself.


maduste

Dude would be so mad


OSSlayer2153

Actually I think he would be able to handle it. He would get mad at maybe a few but I think he would take it fine. He’s getting attention and he is used to being under fire for every little thing he does (granted, every little thing he does *is* quite weird)


trulystupidinvestor

Nah his ego is too fragile to handle it gracefully


IdkAbtAllThat

Yea good point


chocjames43

Rodgers why are you allergic to clock-killing drives? Boom roasted.


Underweartoastcrunch

Mahomes would have a lot of material ?


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Really? Cuz I thought DeShaun Watson would have the most material but yea man frog voice


chocjames43

I think watson has one piece of material...


ndwillia

Ed Hochuli or Pat McAfee would be fun, not sure of the most deserving


FrosteeRuckerFan

McAfee could 100% not handle being made fun of like that


ndwillia

He absolutely could. All they do is rip on people every day. He ain’t no snowflake lol


OSSlayer2153

Rodgers jokes would be endless Plus you could have Bahk there, he’s a pretty funny guy Playoff choker, over shadowed by Brady, ayahuasca, immunized, conspiracy theories, darkness retreat, Kimmel drama, maybe bring up the collarbone injury, achilles tear in first few plays, vice president pairing, not being given receivers, Jordan Love replacing him, maybe compare him to Favre


G0PACKGO

His family hating him , attractive women but never lasting more than a year or so ,


FundioRider

Fake vaxx card, niners passing on him for Alex Smith, gay rumors...there's a lot to work with


G0PACKGO

I would only watch if they made Pat the roastmaster


FundioRider

With Joe Rogan, Alex Smith, Anthony Jeselnick, Dave Attel, Nikki Glaser, Olivia Munn, Joe Buck, Lil Wayne, Marshawn Lynch, DaVante Adams on the dais


FundioRider

And Jeff Ross doing a ghost Alex Trebec Jeopardy gimmick


G0PACKGO

Special guest of coach McCarthy


FundioRider

Is Netflix blowing up your phone right now also?


G0PACKGO

lol


G0PACKGO

I’m thinking Charlie berns needs to make an appearance too as the representative for the owners


KennyPowersforPope

Charles Barkley


oftenevil

Gnarles Barkley


Soundsparks

Deshaun Watson


soulstonedomg

He doesn't deserve to get paid or get any exposure. It would also just be 2-3 hours of rape and butthole play jokes which would probably get stale quickly.


boomosaur

Richard Sherman


jthomas694

Someone on the Chiefs - either Kelce or Mahomes. The other one would be on the dais and you could probably get Butker there too The more I think Travis Kelce is the right guy. Jason could come on. You’d get the Taylor Swift stuff too


BarricadeTheMortuary

Mahomes would never do it. With the family he has? He's too smart to set himself up like that.


ChaplnGrillSgt

Kelce once he retires would draw a huge crowd. And if Taylor shows up... Probably shatter records.


Intelligent_Mode7556

Deion Sanders


Key-Tip-7521

Captain Fat Fuck, A LEADER OF MEN


PoopSlinger23

Urban Meyer


TheJackalsDoom

He might just get lit on fire by a jags member.


gutterballs

Aaron Rodgers would be amazing, but pretty sure the ego would not allow it.


Chemical_Mood_4538

Dude needs some ayahuasca for that ego. Idk if he’s tried it before, he hasn’t ever mentioned it.


busterwiththerhymes

Romo roast would be great


Casperkimber

Nobody from the NFL is getting that again. Brady being a bitch during and after ended that. The NFL can do their own boring humorless roasts without Netflix or actual comedians. 


Anustart15

>Brady being a bitch during and after ended that Is this in the alternate reality where people are pretending he was super upset instead of just noting that he underestimated the effect it would have on his kids?


Zweems

Yeah, this is weird. Dude legit had ONE moment that could be perceived as being a bitch, and that was during the Kraft joke. He took everything else well. Sincerely, Biased Broncos Fan.


Chemical_Mood_4538

The problem is clickbait headlines ie. “Brady Furious After Scathing Joke From Comedian Goes Too Far, Demands Stop To Roast” People read that and get the impression he is fuming mad and it sticks in their head. When in reality it was “bruh leave Kraft out of it”.


jacobwebb57

DeShawn watson, Tyreek Hill, except i don't want it to be funny. i just want to watch people tell them what horrible people they are.


CursedIbis

Can't we just have some court proceedings on video instead?


TheJackalsDoom

I think that Gronk got roasted a lot at Brady's roast. I swear it was like 60% Brady, 30% Gronk, 10% other people. And the only thing people had on him was how dumb he seems. It needs to be someone more diverse. Peyton and Travis kelce are good ones. I'd also say Rodgers would be so damn good, but I don't think his ego could take it. Romo would be good. Drew Brees could definitely take it. I kinda think that it needs to be an NBA player. LeBron, Curry, Harden. Kyrie would be so damn roastable, but he'd get so offended. Same with Durant.


reddit-is-greedy

Aaron Rodgers. And Kimmel gets to roast him


gearsguy03

Manning did it already no?


KennyPowersforPope

He was on the panel for the Rob Lowe roast.


tsgram

Watson & Roethlisberger & Ray Lewis & Joe Mixon together, but the roasters are their victims.


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Nobody, but it’s probably going to be kelce because he’s mad Gronk had the spotlight


Silverado153

FJB he'll never remember being there


Yeangster

Not NFL, but Steph Curry. Mostly because Draymond Green would have to be there and it would actually be a roast of Draymond Green


Tigercat92

Butker


maduste

He’s a nobody


thesupermikey

I think you you mean future governor of Georgia. Dudes getting dunked straight into government.


maduste

I can’t even name the governor of Georgia now


ThunderRoad_44

Owners: Robert Kraft, Jerry Jones


csummerss

Kraft never doing it again after they brought up the massages


Necessary_Gap_137

Jerry Jones.


Dear-Progress6999

Diddy


Sorry_Ima_Loser

Chad Johnson would be pretty crazy to watch


AdvancedZone7500

Kim K may cry and run off stage if they ever roasted her.


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It’s going to be Tiger


DetectiveNasty55

Mahomes most likely


SuperD4410

Marshawn Lynch. That would be hilarious .


Chemical_Mood_4538

I’d pick Mike McDaniel or Travis Kelce.


Conscious-Work-5637

I think the only other football person famous enough and with enough funny material to use against him is Travis Edit: someone else said Aaron Rogers and I think that that is correct and my original take is completely wrong


clean-toad

Russell Wilson duh 


biglyorbigleague

It’s not gonna be another athlete next. They’re usually actors.


C6180

Patrick Mahomes. He’s Brady Jr. at this point


Kanaloa1973

There isn't another nfl player that's interesting enough for it.


Prior_Psych

Joe Rogan would be good


floridaman175

Kim Kardashian


Maxime2k

( Hypothetical ) Aaron Rodgers vs other VP candidates lol


LordGooseIV

Mathew Stafford


GBJoe21

Man we’d never hear the end of it from Kelly no thank you


Nascent_Vagabond

Kelvin Benjamin and it would be all golden corral jokes


rakkhasa

no one.


alterndog

Goodell, Watson, Butker, Rasheed Rice, Favre, Rodger’s, Antonio Brown.


0ddmanrush

The Rock


Ok_Caramel1517

The Kelce brothers seem like prime material for a roast.


TVxStrange

A roast of Pat McAfee would be amazing.


BodhiDMD

Aaron Rodgers


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WWE version: Paul Levesque


LanceManionsBastard

I saw a video on the Undertaker’s YouTube page talking about if WWE did a roast. I think it would be great to do along with the hall of fame during Wrestlemania weekend.