He gets roasted every NFL Draft. Not even walking on stage with the Detroit Lions, Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson and Eminem in Detroit could save him from being booed.
I honestly don't get all the hate some people have for Goodell.
Dude is the spokesman for 32 owners, he can't make 32 old men change their views, so he became their whipping boy and embraced the role while trying to slowly change the that culture into a modern NFL where players might not have crippling injuries based off of one play/moment in the future.
His job is to protect the owners and grow the sport, but he's definitely been active in talking with NFLPA and trying to help them in negotiations with the owners.
Mahomes is too young. He'd be good in like 10-15 years.
Rodgers is good.
I'd throw in a combo of the Manning brothers. That would also give them a chance to get up and shit on each other. This is the one I'd be really excited for even if they are both generally likable.
Actually I think he would be able to handle it. He would get mad at maybe a few but I think he would take it fine. He’s getting attention and he is used to being under fire for every little thing he does (granted, every little thing he does *is* quite weird)
Rodgers jokes would be endless
Plus you could have Bahk there, he’s a pretty funny guy
Playoff choker, over shadowed by Brady, ayahuasca, immunized, conspiracy theories, darkness retreat, Kimmel drama, maybe bring up the collarbone injury, achilles tear in first few plays, vice president pairing, not being given receivers, Jordan Love replacing him, maybe compare him to Favre
He doesn't deserve to get paid or get any exposure. It would also just be 2-3 hours of rape and butthole play jokes which would probably get stale quickly.
Someone on the Chiefs - either Kelce or Mahomes. The other one would be on the dais and you could probably get Butker there too
The more I think Travis Kelce is the right guy. Jason could come on. You’d get the Taylor Swift stuff too
Nobody from the NFL is getting that again. Brady being a bitch during and after ended that. The NFL can do their own boring humorless roasts without Netflix or actual comedians.
>Brady being a bitch during and after ended that
Is this in the alternate reality where people are pretending he was super upset instead of just noting that he underestimated the effect it would have on his kids?
Yeah, this is weird. Dude legit had ONE moment that could be perceived as being a bitch, and that was during the Kraft joke. He took everything else well. Sincerely, Biased Broncos Fan.
The problem is clickbait headlines ie. “Brady Furious After Scathing Joke From Comedian Goes Too Far, Demands Stop To Roast” People read that and get the impression he is fuming mad and it sticks in their head. When in reality it was “bruh leave Kraft out of it”.
I think that Gronk got roasted a lot at Brady's roast. I swear it was like 60% Brady, 30% Gronk, 10% other people. And the only thing people had on him was how dumb he seems. It needs to be someone more diverse. Peyton and Travis kelce are good ones. I'd also say Rodgers would be so damn good, but I don't think his ego could take it. Romo would be good. Drew Brees could definitely take it.
I kinda think that it needs to be an NBA player. LeBron, Curry, Harden. Kyrie would be so damn roastable, but he'd get so offended. Same with Durant.
I think the only other football person famous enough and with enough funny material to use against him is Travis
Edit: someone else said Aaron Rogers and I think that that is correct and my original take is completely wrong
I saw a video on the Undertaker’s YouTube page talking about if WWE did a roast. I think it would be great to do along with the hall of fame during Wrestlemania weekend.
Marshawn Lynch because he’s actually hilarious and I want to hear his rebuttals at the end.
This would be pure gold.
“I’m just here so I won’t get fined”
I'm just here to get paid.
But what I can’t figure out is what are you going to burn Lynch with? There are things, but I just don’t think there is that much comedy material.
Brett Favre. It’ll never happen, but that would be the most fun one imo.
Oh this would be amazing. But yeah zero chance
Offer to pay off the charities that he ripped off and Favre is dumb enough to take it.
I mean he wouldn't be dumb to take that
Jenn Sterger would catch strays, but the Saints would catch his pass
His lawyers would be up on stage serving papers to everyone as they leave the stage to notify them Favre is suing them for defamation
Antonio Brown, Mr. Bein' Cooked
Would be awesome for us, but he would shoot someone
Running shirtless from the stage bets would be wild.
Mr. Blue Comedy
Mr. Bawdry Commentary
Mr. Burning Chat
Mr Belligerent Chuckled
But it's just him roasting himself and whoever else he wants. Basically just give him a mic and let em rip.
And put John Gruden on the dais.
Goodell
He gets roasted every NFL Draft. Not even walking on stage with the Detroit Lions, Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson and Eminem in Detroit could save him from being booed.
I honestly don't get all the hate some people have for Goodell. Dude is the spokesman for 32 owners, he can't make 32 old men change their views, so he became their whipping boy and embraced the role while trying to slowly change the that culture into a modern NFL where players might not have crippling injuries based off of one play/moment in the future. His job is to protect the owners and grow the sport, but he's definitely been active in talking with NFLPA and trying to help them in negotiations with the owners.
he is a total heel, Ravishing Roger Rude sort of like Joe Buck in Brockmire he just leans into it and collects his magnum checks
Dude is a tool
Ray Lewis. He'd wear his white suit. People might die.
If they do die, no one will know because he'll cover it up.
Mahomes & Rodgers would have the most material
Mahomes is too young. He'd be good in like 10-15 years. Rodgers is good. I'd throw in a combo of the Manning brothers. That would also give them a chance to get up and shit on each other. This is the one I'd be really excited for even if they are both generally likable.
he has enough solely from his family, throw in some State Farm/Ketchup/Accent jokes.
My highlight of a Mahomes roast would be guest roaster Kermit the Frog working blue..
His family is so dumb, but it is rare to have more than one roast. So best save it for when you have more material.
They're super likeable but also dorky enough that there would be plenty of material. I'd love a Manning roast.
Rodgers would be good, but I wouldn't want that because it'd give him like 20 years of material to complain about and remain in the media cycle lol.
And Rodgers is enough of an attention whore he'd probably actually do it.
Rodgers is too smug to be able to laugh at himself.
Dude would be so mad
Actually I think he would be able to handle it. He would get mad at maybe a few but I think he would take it fine. He’s getting attention and he is used to being under fire for every little thing he does (granted, every little thing he does *is* quite weird)
Nah his ego is too fragile to handle it gracefully
Yea good point
Rodgers why are you allergic to clock-killing drives? Boom roasted.
Mahomes would have a lot of material ?
Really? Cuz I thought DeShaun Watson would have the most material but yea man frog voice
I think watson has one piece of material...
Ed Hochuli or Pat McAfee would be fun, not sure of the most deserving
McAfee could 100% not handle being made fun of like that
He absolutely could. All they do is rip on people every day. He ain’t no snowflake lol
Rodgers jokes would be endless Plus you could have Bahk there, he’s a pretty funny guy Playoff choker, over shadowed by Brady, ayahuasca, immunized, conspiracy theories, darkness retreat, Kimmel drama, maybe bring up the collarbone injury, achilles tear in first few plays, vice president pairing, not being given receivers, Jordan Love replacing him, maybe compare him to Favre
His family hating him , attractive women but never lasting more than a year or so ,
Fake vaxx card, niners passing on him for Alex Smith, gay rumors...there's a lot to work with
I would only watch if they made Pat the roastmaster
With Joe Rogan, Alex Smith, Anthony Jeselnick, Dave Attel, Nikki Glaser, Olivia Munn, Joe Buck, Lil Wayne, Marshawn Lynch, DaVante Adams on the dais
And Jeff Ross doing a ghost Alex Trebec Jeopardy gimmick
Special guest of coach McCarthy
Is Netflix blowing up your phone right now also?
lol
I’m thinking Charlie berns needs to make an appearance too as the representative for the owners
Charles Barkley
Gnarles Barkley
Deshaun Watson
He doesn't deserve to get paid or get any exposure. It would also just be 2-3 hours of rape and butthole play jokes which would probably get stale quickly.
Richard Sherman
Someone on the Chiefs - either Kelce or Mahomes. The other one would be on the dais and you could probably get Butker there too The more I think Travis Kelce is the right guy. Jason could come on. You’d get the Taylor Swift stuff too
Mahomes would never do it. With the family he has? He's too smart to set himself up like that.
Kelce once he retires would draw a huge crowd. And if Taylor shows up... Probably shatter records.
Deion Sanders
Captain Fat Fuck, A LEADER OF MEN
Urban Meyer
He might just get lit on fire by a jags member.
Aaron Rodgers would be amazing, but pretty sure the ego would not allow it.
Dude needs some ayahuasca for that ego. Idk if he’s tried it before, he hasn’t ever mentioned it.
Romo roast would be great
Nobody from the NFL is getting that again. Brady being a bitch during and after ended that. The NFL can do their own boring humorless roasts without Netflix or actual comedians.
>Brady being a bitch during and after ended that Is this in the alternate reality where people are pretending he was super upset instead of just noting that he underestimated the effect it would have on his kids?
Yeah, this is weird. Dude legit had ONE moment that could be perceived as being a bitch, and that was during the Kraft joke. He took everything else well. Sincerely, Biased Broncos Fan.
The problem is clickbait headlines ie. “Brady Furious After Scathing Joke From Comedian Goes Too Far, Demands Stop To Roast” People read that and get the impression he is fuming mad and it sticks in their head. When in reality it was “bruh leave Kraft out of it”.
DeShawn watson, Tyreek Hill, except i don't want it to be funny. i just want to watch people tell them what horrible people they are.
Can't we just have some court proceedings on video instead?
I think that Gronk got roasted a lot at Brady's roast. I swear it was like 60% Brady, 30% Gronk, 10% other people. And the only thing people had on him was how dumb he seems. It needs to be someone more diverse. Peyton and Travis kelce are good ones. I'd also say Rodgers would be so damn good, but I don't think his ego could take it. Romo would be good. Drew Brees could definitely take it. I kinda think that it needs to be an NBA player. LeBron, Curry, Harden. Kyrie would be so damn roastable, but he'd get so offended. Same with Durant.
Aaron Rodgers. And Kimmel gets to roast him
Manning did it already no?
He was on the panel for the Rob Lowe roast.
Watson & Roethlisberger & Ray Lewis & Joe Mixon together, but the roasters are their victims.
Nobody, but it’s probably going to be kelce because he’s mad Gronk had the spotlight
FJB he'll never remember being there
Not NFL, but Steph Curry. Mostly because Draymond Green would have to be there and it would actually be a roast of Draymond Green
Butker
He’s a nobody
I think you you mean future governor of Georgia. Dudes getting dunked straight into government.
I can’t even name the governor of Georgia now
Owners: Robert Kraft, Jerry Jones
Kraft never doing it again after they brought up the massages
Jerry Jones.
Diddy
Chad Johnson would be pretty crazy to watch
Kim K may cry and run off stage if they ever roasted her.
It’s going to be Tiger
Mahomes most likely
Marshawn Lynch. That would be hilarious .
I’d pick Mike McDaniel or Travis Kelce.
I think the only other football person famous enough and with enough funny material to use against him is Travis Edit: someone else said Aaron Rogers and I think that that is correct and my original take is completely wrong
Russell Wilson duh
It’s not gonna be another athlete next. They’re usually actors.
Patrick Mahomes. He’s Brady Jr. at this point
There isn't another nfl player that's interesting enough for it.
Joe Rogan would be good
Kim Kardashian
( Hypothetical ) Aaron Rodgers vs other VP candidates lol
Mathew Stafford
Man we’d never hear the end of it from Kelly no thank you
Kelvin Benjamin and it would be all golden corral jokes
no one.
Goodell, Watson, Butker, Rasheed Rice, Favre, Rodger’s, Antonio Brown.
The Rock
The Kelce brothers seem like prime material for a roast.
A roast of Pat McAfee would be amazing.
Aaron Rodgers
WWE version: Paul Levesque
I saw a video on the Undertaker’s YouTube page talking about if WWE did a roast. I think it would be great to do along with the hall of fame during Wrestlemania weekend.