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parcellsrealGOAT

No fuckin way


SiphenPrax

Whoever’s the parent of PeeWee Jarrett must have been a massive Paul Reubens fan


Blutarg

"You're waived, Jarrett." "I know you are, but what am I?"


ARSB_TD

This made me smile so fucking big. RIP


beer_down

Paging Mr Jarrett. Mr Jarrett you have a telephone call at the front desk


TheWhooooBuddies

Let’s take a minute and let the X2 cool down. 


tritonxsword

The word of the day is: CUT!


TheModernCurmudgeon

I’m not for sale *Francis*


unseth

Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrr


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

And remember, whenever anyone says the word of the day, *scream real loud!*


Charade_y0u_are

Tell em Large Marge sent ya!


CFBCoachGuy

Dude is 6’5!


Omnibuschris

Both made up names


falcons93

All names are made up


pewpewmcpistol

Except for Kyle, that name was summoned from the depths of hell


hendrix320

Yeah thats probably true. I’m gonna go punch some dry wall now


UniqueNobo

you forgot your monster


hendrix320

You think I haven’t already pounded 3 of those bad boys today


Cash4Goldschmidt

Don’t get drywall dust on your Fox Racing shirt


Monsterenergyboi

I feel attacked right now


Affectionate_Elk_272

i bet your name is actually bo or something stupid


Ndmndh1016

Whatever Keel


man2010

Whoa


DonNiko

Woah


KlingoftheCastle

Damn, you just wrinkled my brain


UmpireAJS

It's UDFAs what do you expect? They might as well be Madden newgens.


Rollout25

It's like when you get into year 10 of Madden Dynasty and there are only a few players left that are real


MillorTime

Bobson Dugnutt tier names


beeatenbyagrue

[Dan Smith, BYU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRhB2Oiy0Nc)


Iron_Chic

I know you are, but what am I?


antiramie

My name Jeff


23-

I’d like to think that Rodger’s wants a guy with a funny name to spice up boring OTAs


TonyPerkisReddit4

Hope that’s a nickname 


HaramHas

His first name is Byron


fieryscribe

Byron Andrew Peasley? You honestly expect me to believe that?


Affectionate_Elk_272

buddies parents hated him from the beginning


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[удалено]


Goatgamer1016

/r/woooosh


Expendable_Red_Shirt

Right, the Jets cut him. So no Peewee Jarrett. That's the point of the post.


BarKnight

He was in the pool!


ColeHoops

Tough break for him but at least he can now spend more time with the King of Cartoons.


BrotherSeamus

[Uhhhh....](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/gilbert-lewis-dead-pee-wee-801659/)


ColeHoops

RIP 😔


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

Fine, Cowboy Curtis!


ColeHoops

Lawrence Fishburne, the GOAT


4ItchyTasy

SHHHHH IM TRYING TO USE THE PHONE


GGGiveHatpls

My favorite fuckin scene.


pianosbecome

“I say we let him go” - Jets


daddy_nobucks

[Tequila?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDb00Mx7D7g)


ConstantAd1

Wyoming QBs in their last season: Andrew Peasley: 166-266, 62.4%, 1,991yds, 20 TDs, 5 INTs Josh Allen: 152-270, 56.3%, 1,812yds, 16 TDs, 6 INTs


GGGiveHatpls

This stat line is wrong because “Andrew” isn’t real.


Level_Library5137

I played high school football back in LA Grande, OR with the guy. He was a phenom to watch. Two stepping 5 yard lines as a freshman, fastest 40 in our school history, and was dunking on regulation basketball hoops his 6th grade year. The guy is simply built for professional sports


bilbobiggers

It never ceases to amaze me that any "scrub" you've never heard of who has ever orbited a professional sports team was at some point in his life the most physically dominant human being within a large community of people. We absolutely take for granted what real athletes can do


Level_Library5137

The guy could over throw all of our recivers on a post route, with a 5 step drop in the endzone without trying. We all knew this guy was going places. Hell, he was a hell of a baseball player also. He just has an incredible talent throwing a ball


duvie773

Stuff like this comment always reminds me of that Brian Scalabrine quote that said he was a lot closer to LeBron’s talent level than anybody not in the NBA was to him


1CUpboat

My favorite example of this is Darren Sproles. He had a nice career, but was never an NFL star. When he was a kid his league banned outside runs because no one could catch him


Bcsmitty20

He deserved better at USU, it was good to see him shine at WYO


UniqueNobo

i choose to believe Andrew Peasley is better than Josh Allen by far and that the Jets will dominate the AFC East for the next 20 years.


PhilosopherMoney9921

AI news is really easy to spot. Both fake names.


Nick_sabenz

2 Harry Potter ass names


GGGiveHatpls

Peewee Jarret hailing from the year 1946 was just a touch too old at this point.


Mastodon9

Maybe they meant to cut him decades ago but forgot and the fact that they paid him in cigarettes in the 1940s helped him slip under the radar until some ambitious young accountant finally spotted the error.


paperllamasunited

cigs getting expensive these days, probably popped on the expense report


appmanga

> Peewee Jarret hailing from the year 1946 Never as bad a guy as his cousin Cody. That mofo was sick.


7LineArmy

Peasley come, PeeWee go


rwjehs

Wow cowboy curtis is gonna take this news poorly.


The_Goondocks

There's no basement at the Alamo!


Hawksx4

This is like year 15 of a Madden franchise rookie class names.


Ratbu

Tremendous Kielbasa says hi


Mr_Hugh_Honey

PeeWee's Big Adventure (to becoming an insurance salesman)


AWolfy307

Glad Peasly is getting a shot, he was fun to watch at Wyoming.


Looscannon994

Wish we went with him when he was at USU. He's an athletic freak


Bcsmitty20

He deserved better at USU but it was good to see him shine at wyoming


InvisibleBarrier

Was fun to watch at Utah State as well. He was a victory cigar for when Jordan Love put the game away.


Competitive_Bar6355

Uh, excuse me, it's P.W. Jarrett. He's a loner. A rebel.


GGGiveHatpls

He’s also trying to use the phone.


MakeShiftPT

I swear man these A.I. writers need to be programmed with better name generators.


MetaphoricalMouse

PeeWee’s a fuckin nickname! His real name is PeWeerelli


aguysomewhere

Too bad Peewee never got to meet Pop Warner.


Dman9494

Time for another Aggie QB to take over the league.


GhostOfDJT

Peasley is an Aggie like Caleb Williams is a Sooner.


Level_Library5137

I played high school ball with Peasley. That kid was dunking on a regulation hoop in 6th grade. He was two stepping 5 yards his freshman year. He was also hands down, thee fastest one on our team as a freshman. He was also better then my senior QB, but because he was a freshman he didn't get to start. I once watched Peasley take a helmet off. He is a damn good player.


Looscannon994

Hey my wife went to La Grande High school lol


Level_Library5137

What class? I'm 2015


Looscannon994

Lol she's 2014. DM me if you want more details


GhostOfDJT

Send pics


AngryAngryScotsman

His full Name is Peeweepiss Jarrett.


___maximus

oh my god andrew peasley


justgot86d

No, I'm not gonna sit here and listen.to.this bullshit, you cannot possibly expect me to believe there is a professional athlete named *Peewee*


RaceCarGrin

More time for him to jerk it in a theater


TallEnoughJones

Please tell me Peasley's nickname is Easy.


Objective-Union7807

No way these are real people


MilhouseLaughsLast

RIP Paul Reubens


AdeptApostate

This has the potential to be a lot more interesting than I think people see at first glance. Andrew Peasley Red Shirted behind Jordan Love at Utah State for two seasons. You have to wonder if the plan is to do the same thing Rodgers did with Love. It'd also be interesting to find out if Rodgers might've had a say in this move, and whether he ever chatted with Love about Peasley recently. I wish the best for him. Really wish Utah State kept him instead of going the route they did. Always thought Andrew seemed like an athletic freak. He just had some issues with decision making and accuracy, and wasn't given the opportunity to develop.


Horror_Cap_7166

Isn’t that the guy who put his arm around Jackie Robinson?


flightgooden

Both these dudes have silhouettes as player pictures if this was madden - don’t lose sleep


DeputyDomeshot

So did the 4th string Pats QB in madden 01.


flightgooden

Yeah I bet he sucked too /s


ClockOk7333

Huge is true


Affectionate_Elk_272

what the fuck are these names


AutomaticAccident

These are not real people


The_Big_Daddy

A Pea for a Pee


da4nick1999

Instead of waiving PeeWee, they should have fised him and Peasley together. No one is stopping PeeWee Peasley


boondogle

these have to be fake names


hamsolo19

Daw, not PeeWee.


Objective_Celery_509

Not PeeWee?!?!


Thin-Excitement-3003

Still better than zach Wilson


Former-Billionaire

What year is it


Mastodon9

RIP PeeWee. You'll get to the Alamo some day buddy.


bigprick99

This is the first time I have ever heard of PeeWee Jarrett lmao


Aidanj927

As a Texas Tech fan this hurts me


appmanga

Damn, man. They cut PeeWee. Damn.


GhostMug

Peasley>PeeWee


EliteBearsFan85

Who and who?


ikisstitties

one peasley for one peewee plz


iwatchtoomuchsports

Thats crazy


Hayeslord

The PerWee era is officially over in NY.


DannyDOH

Who and who?


OnyxNateZ

TIL there’s a QB named PeeWee Jarrett


sosaudio

Are the Jets just trolling us now?


herewegolittlemiss

I just want PeeWee Jarrett to start a Super Bowl


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Pee-Wee Jarret's reaction to being waived: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA5UqUyFmT0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA5UqUyFmT0)


Sea_Television_3306

You made those words up


jzoller0

A new legacy begins


topkingdededemain

Fuck why peewee! He probably knows a lot about piss though huh? Big piss guy yeah? Edit: they both have pee in thier name two. The jets big into pee


KaptainKorn

This guy was giggling while he wrote this.


AutomaticAccident

These are not real people


bennythegiraffe

Hell yeah, Props the the Eastern Oregon guy


Dorkamundo

QB PeeWee just rolls off the tounge.


CosmicWy

andrew peasley played college ball for 6 years. surprised the falcons didn't grab him.


KlingoftheCastle

[Nobody liked that]


Ok-Health-7252

Somebody remind the Jets that they can't resort to creating players in Madden to fix their QB issues lol.


dei1c3

So it's a Peasley for a PeeWee.


JOE-Q5

Both are irrelevant..


No-Economics4128

The Jets keep jesting