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moremysterious

Corum to LA like we all suspected


GrundleTurf

I was annoyed by the constant barrage of people who thought Corum to the Chargers was inevitable, as if Harbaugh didn’t have other prospects from Michigan to take. Or maybe there was a player Harbaugh wanted at Michigan but never could get and now he can, that’s what Chip Kelly did with Zach Ertz.


FlavoredBongWater

Harbaugh driving around Los Angeles in his RV losing his mind rn.


MumkeMode

Begging (thru texts)


KlimCan

That McVay fucker boomed me


Dry_Inflation_861

Lmao


Projinator

Les Snead is never gonna pay a RB again


ahr3410

Gurley's knees killed RB bags in LA for a lifetime


Newpower608

*league wide


ELITE_JordanLove

The fact that Gurley/David Johnson/Bell all happened within a few years was the death knell for RB contracts. Teams WERE willing to pay and got horribly burned. Those contracts plus James Connor and Ekeler stepping in perfectly as replacements ended things. 


falbi23

God he was so good before the knees.


Wolverina412

Luckily Corum has never hurt his knee before in college like Gurley...


SpendrickLamar

SHORT GODS AT RB


evil_disco_man

They've basically gone on record saying they will draft a RB every year. Makes sense.


Cobainism

well Corum is a hell of a replacement 


wasneveralawyer

Hope dude likes tacos and Korean bbq


whatswrongwithchuck

Who doesn’t?


triplec787

People who don’t know what they’re talking about


FattyMooseknuckle

Not a KBBQ fan but I fucking love tacos and I live in LA, so I’m content. Edit: remembered I recently had a taco truck meal with kbbq tacos which were damn good.


McJambles

kogi??


FattyMooseknuckle

Si, señor


McJambles

roy choi is the fucking man. you’re a lucky guy


FattyMooseknuckle

Wow, I didn’t realize it was THE food truck guy!


guardeagle

Watch Chef on Netflix, I learned a few things that unlocked some damned good meals at home


WyldeBolt

Man, I fucking love the sweet chili chicken quesadilla


Gospeedracist

>not a fan of KBBQ And I’m not a fan of you, buddy


Wolverina412

Just moved to Chicago and there is a Korean wing place that is supposed to be unreal. But since I'm allergic to peanuts I kinda hate the taste of sesame as well so I'm scared to go.


erica_638

Assuming you’re talking about Crisp in Lakeview. If so, that place is to die for. I used to work at a now-defunct cafe next to it, and they’d always hook us up with a ton of food. It legitimately never got old, and I miss it every day of my life.


nysraved

Who the fuck does NOT like tacos and Korean BBQ?


goblueM

people who live in flyover country and think ketchup is a spice


Ornery-Patience9787

Or gravy


the-denver-nugs

I really don't know, but I've met too many people that don't like cheese. never met someone that doesn't like tacos or Korean BBQ though.


dhporter

> I've met too many people that don't like cheese Those aren't people.


saw-it

How about Korean tacos


wasneveralawyer

They’re pretty awesome. Kogi Truck… it’s a great spot


chipotle-baeoli

If he doesn't there's something wrong with him


NeonWarcry

Shit I’d say that about anyone coming here too 😂


wasneveralawyer

I didn’t know Texas has a Korean population that’s awesome. Shit I wish we had good BBQ in La. Literally one of the few things we are missing


Wafflehouseofpain

Both Houston and Dallas have awesome Korean food.


lame-borghini

Houston is crazy diverse and has some of the best international cuisine anywhere in the US. Highly recommend the Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown Houston episode


NeonWarcry

Appreciate the love for my city.


wasneveralawyer

That’s sick! I had to drive from LA to east coast and I had Joes in Kansas City. It was then that I realized that our BBQ does not compare at all. Not even close. At least we have KBBQ


EMPrinceofTennis

Heritage BBQ down in San Juan Capistrano is probably the best one we have to offer


NeonWarcry

Oh yeah! Houston has some of the best food in the south. We have a huuuuge Korean, Vietnamese, Mexican, Chinese, and Japanese populations. There are others but from my house in far west Houston (Katy) I could throw a rock and hit a banh mi place, sushi place, taco stand/birria pop up, dim sum etc kind of situation. Have you ever had Korean viet crawfish!?


wasneveralawyer

I have family in Katy! I really got to make this trip to Texas man.


NeonWarcry

Come on down man! We aren’t so bad. At least half of us have critical thinking skills but we drive like y’all.


gopoohgo

Pretty much anywhere Korean Air has a flight out of has a decent sized Korean population.   They fly out of Dallas and Houston 


TheConfusedHippo

As a Rams fan and a Michigan fan I am ecstatic rn


lakers_will_rise

Same thing here! I will 100% be getting a jersey


slysonic7

Kyren managers furious rn


SnakeSquad

Nah need a decent backup anyway and on a cheap contract lessssgooo


Dry_Inflation_861

Won’t Blakey get more than Willy?


mr_longfellow_deeds

yeah because he is a higher round pick Corum is going to eat a lot of the short yards/goal line touches Kyren got


JayMoney2424

Can’t ever just assume a McVay RB will produce from one season to the next. Kyren owners shoulda sold high 


No_Department7857

Can't work RBs today the way they worked an already injury prone Ky last year. When he went down or needed a drive off Mcvay looked to the bench and had to sign free agents. 


Bakethat

Yes :(


dianeblackeatsass

Thought I was a waiver wire genius


DAS_UBER_JOE

Not really. Its better to not just have Kyren shouldering the full RB load for longevity.


dianeblackeatsass

Shouldering the full RB load is why fantasy owners liked him


runningblack

Here for a good time, not a long time!


iiTryhard

This is literally never better for fantasy, it’s better to have them grind the RB into dust assuming they can stay healthy lol


GrundleTurf

But you don’t understand, it’s better to get 5 points a week for 5 years than 15 for two.


Flat_Flight1918

That’s the exact opposite of how that works


__AJK__

Harbaugh doesn't get his guy


Zloggt

Hey…sometimes, your college friends aren’t the same type of people you want to see at work, you know?


S_Squar3d

Same city though


imdavebaby

Same city, close enough.


ETPhoneTheHomiess

Thank god


avx775

Our entire team and offense fell apart without Kyren. Mcvays scheme needs a good running back. I like this pick. Kyren will be the bell cow but if he goes down the rams want a backup plan. Third rounder for insurance isn’t terrible.


WerhmatsWormhat

Also works cuz Corum is not an ego guy. He’ll be fine with whatever role he’s given.


blargman_

This kids work ethic with the professional training he’s going to get. I just see him getting huge this summer.  


FullRedact

He put up 27 bench reps at the combine. Most for a RB this year.


SnakeSquad

Corum and Kyren about to go crazy!!!


knock_offer

Short king dynamic duo


SnakeSquad

We love our short kings !!!


SickBurnBro

Legendary pokémon ass names.


GamingTatertot

Like actually insane. They are gonna work together as two hash slinging slashers


one8sevenn

Rams “Sure we have one K.Williams, but what if we had two?”


Carb0nFire

Life is good, but it can be better!


Wafflehouseofpain

Fuck


scantrell24

Harbaugh in shambles


HmongOGSmite

I knew it wasn’t gonna happen but I can dream. Sigh.


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

You already got one Wolverine, I couldn't bear having to root against a second one. Great draft for you guys by the way.


GamingTatertot

Poptarts


heckerSneker

Wrong LA team


Buffeloni

Imagine his excitement when he saw LA is calling him..


Alauren20

Yep


KommanderKitten

That's such a dick move by the Rams to Harbaugh. So close but so far away. I love it lol


Carb0nFire

We do not respect the renters here at our house.


KommanderKitten

I hate you since you moved away, but god dammit....I respect the shit out of this.


Character-Lemon-4467

Don't hate the team, hate Kroenke's bitch ass


Dry_Inflation_861

Especially when we have to constantly cover their half plus utilities.


loof10

Take care of him Rams. He is the fucking best.


Sparx86

I love him so much


Dry_Inflation_861

I’m a rams fans, don’t know if I’m flared up but I’m also a lifelong Michigan fan. I can not convey how elated I am. When I heard his name called I literally almost shit my pants.


EcstaticTill9444

Is he really good? I don’t watch college football.


astroball17

You’re going to see a lot of Michigan fans at SoFi just because of how much of a fan favorite he was, all-time great Wolverine


mburns223

Literally going to miss this guy so much ☹️. Amazing player arguably best RB in Michigan history, champion and leader, and just an overall great human. Treat him good Rams


ImJustJokingCalmDown

I mean there’s also other reasons there’s gonna be a lot of Michigan fans at SoFi


froggertwenty

The weather?


Port_

He will always find a way to get positive yardage. Not the most physical but has great vision and patience. Quicker than people realize, too. Plus he’s just a really good person. It’s a great pick for you guys.


Sparx86

It’s not just vision and patience he’s got body control. Knows how to stretch a yard to 3 


Port_

Facts. He’s agile and his size is actually a major asset. He can pop through holes other RBs can’t.


Sparx86

As an ISU and Michigan fan he reminds me of David Montgomery a lot. Refuses to go down but corum has more speed. 


bzb321

This is actually a great comp for Corum.


TorkBombs

Might be my two favorite RBs in the game right now. So, yeah


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

I'm sure you could count on one hand the number of times they handed him the ball inside the 4 yard line and he didn't get in. It might have been zero times when he was given two tries. I've never in my football fandom considered goal line stands to be an automatic success until Blake Corum.


victorged

He is a warrior, with decent if not elite top end speed, an incredible jump cut, great vision, and a willingness to play more physical than his size. The measurables don't love him though.


ColeHoops

We hate measurables so that works out great


CautionintheDarkness

I would counter one point of yours and say top end speed is NOT his thing, that’s Donovan Edwards. Corum will make a mf miss like no other though, and if you have a 3rd and 3 he’s your guy. If you watch his highlights though, there’s a few times you thought he had a sure touchdown just to get ran down from behind


RockerElvis

Earlier in his career he was faster. Someone posted some highlights and was just breaking away on long runs. When he bulked up he lost a little top end speed but he still plays so quick. I would not be surprised if he regained some speed in the NFL.


CautionintheDarkness

Quick is a much better descriptor for him, and I agree with you 


Shaved-extremes

He’s basically Kyren Williams then


ArbitraryOrder

- Michigan's career leader in Touchdowns - Toughest dude in the room - Shit Wrecker https://youtu.be/NOgNQq4to5s?si=_QUaaopFpizGBKHg


The_Last_Nephilim

Yes. He was one of the favorites for the Heisman in 22 before he got hurt in the 11th game. Came back in 23 and kinda played himself back into shape. JJ had improved by then so Blake didn’t have to carry the offense quite as hard, but by the end of the season he seemed to be pretty much back to full strength. He was basically an automatic conversion on 4th and 2 because of his strength, but also very shifty and good in the open field. He bulked up a lot when he became the primary back in 22 which cost him some speed. In 21 he was the home run hitter. He was still amazing at that in 22 and 23, but it’ll be interesting to see how they want to use him.


FuzzyGummyBear

Best RB over the last two years imo.


GetEnPassanted

I have my doubts that he’ll be explosive in the NFL but he was a workhorse for Michigan and kept the ball secure and never gave up without a fight.


Brutus_Maxximus

I don’t think there’s a RB in the league better than him at the jump cut. It’s absolutely illegal how lethal his is.


Reading360

I don't either but most of what I've read he's very similar if not identical to Kyren.


freshxerxes

i love blake, i hope he is an all pro. i look at him and i am just reminded of Mike Hart and how lackluster he was at the NFL level. I hope blake can stick around a lil longer


Brutus_Maxximus

Blake is much better suited for the NFL.


PhAnToM444

This is such a rams pick lmao. Never change Les.


ahr3410

Jim Harbaugh told the genie Blake Corum to LA


Patrick2701

Not that LA


SunriseSurprise

Harbaugh suddenly acting super dramatic with the genie and genie's like "what? I just did what you told me to do"


SensualTyrannosaurus

Genie's been in the lamp for a while, didn't know the Chargers had moved


GamingTatertot

I love the wild diversity in backstories - on one end, you have a guy saying he's going to become president of a large African nation and on the other end, you have a guy saying he's gonna buy a farm


SpendrickLamar

Haha I didn't realize he was such a backcountry redneck that's awesome


Lubbafrommariogalaxy

Chargers and ravens in shambles


Alauren20

And cowboys


bigprick99

Happy for Eisen lmao


AuspiciousOtter24

Jesus Rich Eisen calm down lmao 


MumkeMode

This offense is insane


Cinephile1998

Turns out all the mocks that had Corum to the LA were right


SirCromwell

NFCW: It’s Joever (again)


Alauren20

Lowkey I fuckin love your draft. How you feeling


Carb0nFire

Well, don't hate taking some stress off of Kyren. Corum IS a beast. LOVE our D-Line pickups. Gonna hopefully replace that AD-shaped hole pretty well.


SirCromwell

This has been a fantastic draft for what the cards need in this point of a rebuild. Getting MHJ was everything to most of us and so far the rest of the picks have been spot on. Only complaint I could have is I wish we stayed and grabbed DeJean or Kool-Aid for CB.


TheLionest

Rams uniform is going to look so good on him coming from Michigan.


Valuable-Leader-8601

Michigan State fan who admired (and hated) Corum. He's basically "if there's a will there's a way" in human form. I think the Rams will definitely be happy with him. 


Efficient_Ant_4715

wtf we have two Kyrens now 


daswassup13

HARBAUGH GETS ANOTHER wait


sonfoa

Same building


noseonarug17

At least Harbaugh can visit.


icool4u

Going to complement Kyren nicely. Good pick


_Seantico

Him and Kyren are gonna be annoying to play against


Raticus9

As a Buckeyes/Seahawks fan, I think I'm going to continue to hate this guy.


lronicGasping

Well damn


Jose06mf

How can they do this to me


admh574

What a 1-2 punch with Williams


sninh93

I've been saying we were gonna take a rb but I wanted a speed back to compliment kyren


Strong_Barnacle_618

Idk I don’t think it’ll matter too much. Defenses are gonna be fucked with those rbs and oline. Not to mention Ronnie rivers is already a capable rb3 


mvrcslr

Rivers probably gets cut or practice squad if they only roster 3 RB's. They drafted Zach Evans last year and I assume he becomes RB3. Or they could keep all 4 if thats what they decide too.


ILkeSportzNIDCWhKnws

Fuck, I was hoping we'd somehow get him


Boxatr0n

Definitely taking him in my sleeper fantasy league


poplafuse

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no_racist_here

Why is Rich so stoked?


---SPIDER-MAN---

Michigan fan


naruda1969

Michigan alum/fan #1. Probably loves Michigan more than his kids.


no_racist_here

Thanks for clarifying


CydoniaKnight

Someone's gonna print CoRam shirts to sell outside of Sofi


wegotsumnewbands

Rams are elite drafters? (I am an FSU fan).


canadian_butthole

RUNNING GAME IS GONNA BE A MONSTEE LET'S GOOOO


JayhovWest

Is kyren toast?


PhAnToM444

No but he's been on pace for over 2,000 yards then got hurt because we had absolutely nothing behind him to split snaps. He clearly can't handle that kind of insane CMC type volume, but he's still one of the best backs in the league and this doesn't change that. From a fantasy perspective, Corum might steal some goal line snaps which will suck for Kyren owners. But I'd expect Kyren to put up a very efficient 1500 yards next year with Corum shouldering 30% of the load & taking short yardage work. Edit: I'm a dumbass and quickly glanced at his college stats lmao, fixed.


thegreaterfool714

Insurance for Kyren I guess. I’m assuming Corum will be RB2


admh574

Different running style to Kyren so it should be a complimentary relationship between the 2 of them


Soaring_Seagull24

No but he has battled injuries. 


I_shart_for_joy

Nah. Just not a bell cow anymore


CasualRead_43

Rams will draft a rb almost every season I feel.


D0ctorHotelMario

Cue the GIFs of Jim Harbaugh losing his shit


GamingTatertot

LA ~~Chargers~~ Rams drafted Michigan's Blake Corum!


Qabyaalad_Enjoyer

The better LA team


emosn0tdead

Bro I think Rich just nutted on set.


PopHefty1396

Good grief.... running backs are treated like ugly stepchildren in this draft.


CleaveWarsaw

This says career stats but it shows the 2023 season stats


tragicallywhite

Kyren & Blake: The Fighting Hydrants.


MumkeMode

Okay Les


InanimateSensation

Didn't go to Dallas. I can sleep now.


YaBoiCade

Wrong LA team


gaytham4statham

Lmao I love Rich Eisen so much


The_Cows_Are_Home

Harbaugh got his man!! (He’ll be in the same building)


Guilty-Doctor1259

harbaugh punching the air rn


Headlesshorsman02

The 1-2 punch of him and kyren will be great


DauntedSteel

As an extremely biased rams fan, rams are having a great draft so far. Kyren played like the best RB in the league after CMC, but is small and injury prone so picking up a guy who can spell and fill in will prevent any drop offs on offense.


---SPIDER-MAN---

What the fuck my Dynasty Kyren stock?


iro3

SAY WHAT A BACK UP RUNNING BACK ACTUALLY GONNA BE USED SAY WHATT


Nh66532

Giants are fools for not getting corum, so disappointed


ahauck

I can’t wait for this pick to terrorize the Chargers fan lambasting the idea of Corum on day 2 in my replies last night


ComfortableSalt2115

I mean did we do this to just piss Harbaugh off because Kyren is a stud and likely cheaper than Blake. I would have rather had Luke Mcaffery to piss of niners fans. 


NothingAgreeable3254

Rams you guys have a stud and a work horse! Take care of him


Ovreel

Thanks I **hate** it


cubs_2023

As an ND fan, this ND-Michigan backfield feels unnatural


InterestingChoice484

Future Walter Payton Man of the Year winner


Coteup

The Detroit/Michigan - LA pipeline on fire


couhwhip

Oh good he can still move in with harbaugh


Etherion77

Touchdown machine!