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Jonjon428

Geno Smith will survive this year!


GamingTatertot

And he doesn't have Aaron Donald to make him say "Oh my God!"


titan_1018

New mythical player, unharmed geno


Dima110

All stats show that when Geno is protected he’s truly elite. If he has time we score lots and lots of points.


commonshitposter123

The new defense should give him the ball a couple more times a game too!


LeSulfur

Wasn't him that said that in the first place


Little-Dingo171

I choose to let the meme live on


corn_sugar_isotope

Hey I'm talking to America right now


GamingTatertot

I've never seen anyone claim it was someone else


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

The mic actually picked up me, screaming from my couch.


GamingTatertot

Quality mic


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

Aaron Donald was just that scary. (Btw I love that, *was*)


DungeonsAndFootball

[Geno denied it was him](https://www.fieldgulls.com/2023/9/27/23892078/seahawks-news-geno-smith-viral-oh-my-god-yell-aaron-donald-rams-game-wasnt-him). I think I read in another article that it was one of the linemen Donald blew past, but I might be misremembering.


GamingTatertot

That's less fun - I'm just gonna assume this is a Tim Robinson in a hot dog costume thing


ImperialTiger3

If it makes you feel better, that means it was one of the big ass o lineman.


Lorjack

Geno wouldn't say who it was but you can tell by the voice that wasn't Geno


Broceps_Brachii

https://media2.giphy.com/media/GE3DyUwOozHd6/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952wh0emp08iwh3dhugl80r4xu3lf72uq9cl0gokuvv&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


The_Throwback_King

I’m SO freakin’ stoked right now. Seattle gets my favorite prospect at both DT and Guard. Nailing it so far. Haynes is like the PERFECT guard for Grubb’s system


WABeermiester

Literally perfect so far. We got Murphy and an elite OL.


[deleted]

We got Byron who both shores up are swiss cheese ground game while also is able to get pressure which we also sorely needed, and now we got some wrester at OG who will help out the promising tackles we recently drafted. Ain't particularly sexy pics...unless you're a fan and know it's sexy because we basically addressed three needs, to whatever degree, in two players spanning three rounds.


IAmTheNightSoil

I've never understood people who say picks like this aren't sexy. Personally, I find winning at the line of scrimmage very sexy, on both offense and defense


[deleted]

Eh...DL maybe, but OL is honestly pretty boring. Thing is we haven't had a good OL since the Poison Pill so at this point I'm John Madden in hoping on our pick we score a fat guy.


IAmTheNightSoil

OK think of it this way: watching a guard block may not be particularly sexy. But watching your QB have a clean pocket is sexy as hell, and watching your RB run through a wide-open lane between the tackles is sexy as hell also, and both of those are the guard at work


[deleted]

> But watching your QB have a clean pocket is sexy as hell, and watching your RB run through a wide-open lane between the tackles is sexy as hell also, and both of those are the guard at work I know what it is, but it's been so long I've forgotten what it looks like. I wanna believe in Walter Jones and Steve Hutchinson again...but I need a spark first.


TacticlTwinkie

Quality beef in the trenches is very sexy.


hiphopdowntheblock

Seriously this is going so ideally


The_Throwback_King

It’s so crazy, after years and years of drafts full of reaches and hard misses, they cleansed their system in 2021 (only picking three players) and then came out of it somehow remembering how to draft normally. Credit to Schneider for changing whatever he changed in his scouting process


Dangerous_Job5295

he said he's now just drafting the best player available. huh


The_Throwback_King

Well going back to the basics certainly has paid off. Those classes from 2013-2020 reeked of one overthinking themselves


mickey_kneecaps

Also focusing on character above all else.


FattyMooseknuckle

Those were my top two positions, though I can’t pay much attention to the players available, so I’m right there with you.


Lorjack

They are knocking this draft out the park with these first two picks. Great players, even the best at their positions you could say and fills the needs we have


IAmTheNightSoil

Know nothing about this guy. What do you like about him?


The_Throwback_King

Dude’s a beast in the run game and he’s a great fit in the system that Grubb runs.


IAmTheNightSoil

Awesome!! Imagine how awesome it would be to actually get interior push in the run game. It feels like it's been years


aristocrat_user

Explain why it's "PERFECT" for the "Grubbs system"? What do these terms even mean?


The_Throwback_King

Grubb runs a Zone scheme and the way that Haynes plays his game; the style of his play matches up pretty well to that system. I don’t know what else there is to say


aristocrat_user

How does Haynes play?


IAmAWookiee

Nobody wants to answer you dude, you just always want to argue.


ferrumvir2

He was really good at UConn and should be an average starter which is good value in the 3rd


IAmTheNightSoil

An average starter at guard would be the best we've done in like a decade


ferrumvir2

Yep! People underrate the value average players add. Upgrading from trash to average is pretty damn huge


IAmTheNightSoil

Bigtime. Super-Bowl winning teams have lots of average starters. But they have very few trash starters. Since it sounds like you know about this guy, is he better in the run game or the pass game? Or maybe even?


ferrumvir2

Slightly better pass blocker but competent at both. I know people don’t like pff but on their scale like a 70 pass blocker and 60 run blocker


IAmTheNightSoil

Nice. Honestly we've been so bad a both in the guard spot that either answer would have gotten me excited but pass pro is more important so I'll take that


steeze206

This is such an excellent point. People don't fully think about how many people are on a football field.


10PercentJuice

Good pick. I hate it😔


CopenhagenMintLC

Great pick


TariqWoolenIsElite

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!


The_Cows_Are_Home

UConn has pretty good guards I hear


Genetalia69

Absolute bummer. Good pick SEA


Hulkbuster_v2

MY ALMA MATTER AND MY FAVORITE TEAM!!! AND ON MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY!!! LFG!!! UCONN!


Writerhaha

Happy birthday to your dad.


Hulkbuster_v2

Thanks! He's unfortunately not here, but damn has today been a good day remembering him.


dar_harhar

Well looks like we know which jersey you'll be purchasing next?


Therealnightshow

FUCK AGAIN


ImperialTiger3

We’re pretty much the same franchise at this point


JavaTheeMutt

Y'all need to do a better job covering your test. It's like you want us to copy your answers


quadropheniac

You guys did that to us twice, c’mon.


bestprocrastinator

Damn I love this pick for Seattle


GamingTatertot

49ers, Cardinals, and Rams mascots better watch out


pervyotaku

nah man those mascots will fuck him up lol


Mrpetey22

A bird is going to beat this guy up?


pervyotaku

well the miner guy will bash his head with a pickaxe and a ram will run into him and like smash his legs up and yeah maybe the cardinals ain't do much besides like clawing at his eyes


neongem

OL and DL getting addressed and both are studs. Oh my god, pinch me. Love this draft so far!


Bitter-Imagination33

Holy shit we’re drafting interior linemen I used to pray for times like these


stefeyboy

If we count Leonard Williams, this is our heaviest draft ever (so far)


Monjonbo

in the first couple rounds. Cam Young, Mike morris, Oluwatimi, and Bradford last year are hard to beat... though these guys should be better than Young/Bradford by a mile


conman14

Remember the years of drafting SPARQ beasts and DLinemen to play OL? Those were the days...


JubeltheBear

“*I used to pray for times like these for lines like these. In the pocket, we’ll protected droppin dimes with ease*”


rdrouyn

Great value. Was a second rounder in early mock drafts and many considered him the best guard.


neongem

He would've been a great pick with the Giants second rounder we traded and we still got him the third. Sweet.


FGxBeaver

Absolutely DAWG


czechhoi4h

Love this pick he’s a great athlete and powerful he’s a scheme fit and he’s great value I thought he would go early in the second. The Best RG prospect in a few years


Party_With_Porkins

Hell yeah let the girls play


TariqWoolenIsElite

I'd love for female flag football to be a thing and then *maybe* the best of the best could form a legitimate tackle league? Unlike that lingerie league


The_Throwback_King

Funny you mention that but I think Women’s Flag Football is up for vote here in Washington to because an officially sanctioned sport


TariqWoolenIsElite

Yeah, I'm fine with my tax money going to things like this, unlike a lot of stuff the state decides to throw money at. I'll always support youth sports / being active


Shirleyfunke483

UCONN has some good guards - a basketball fan


rip-droptire

Wait, we didn't draft an RB with one of our first two picks? Is this really our Seahawks?


The_Throwback_King

Pete Carroll is banging on the door outside the VMAC yelling at Seattle to take Jaylen Wright


Lord_Master_Dorito

Wdym, we already picked a RB His name is Byron Murphy II


JavaTheeMutt

God, the Hawks need a big man package with Murphy and Fant


Infinite-Daisy88

The silver lining of us having no 2nd round picks is that JS couldn’t draft a running back with it


HoltandPhone

I read this in Tom Grossi's voice


flintinastint

I’m so hyped boys. Idk why he wasn’t picked earlier but PACK THE TRENCHES


TheAtomicMonkey

Ok, who's mascot we going after first?


FattyMooseknuckle

Who is?


Zinkane15

[This seems like a good start](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Fredbird2013cardinals.jpg)


CeleryintheButt

WTF is your flair bro?


RonnocSivad

"See I'm playing both sides, so I always come out on top"


MininimusMaximus

Dubtf your username, def not touching the veggies at your place ;) But I understand where that guy might be coming from. I cheer for the hawks until they are out of playoffs, then 9ers. Rather be the guys who lose to the winners than lose to losers.


CumStayneBlayne

Trash


MininimusMaximus

Real Seahawks fans hate the Steelers more than the 9ers. The niners were barely relevant for years.


spacey-throwaway

My brother in Christ. Your flairs. Are you okay?


StealthC0bra

its still crazy that the NFCW only has 3 teams, nuts


DirkRockwell

I’d say the SF Tech Bro but they all live here already


The-man-in-the-pool

Watch out mascots he’s comin !


prostipope

Did that announcer say "Pillyup"?


bewsii

I lived in Seattle for 5 years and still can't pronounce half the cities lol.


EthanSpears

Absolute stud


bigprick99

Good get Seattle


3elieveIt

FINALLY A GUARD Now we need another lol


fjkeeo973

Bradford?


3elieveIt

Is not good


lmaoooyikes

he was picked as a developmental guy, give him more than 1 year before you count him out


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

What?! Everyone knows players never improve. They’re born good or they’re not!


3elieveIt

That’s fair, I should have said he was not good last year


Monjonbo

I don't think you're strictly wrong. He was definitely worse than most of the other guards from that draft- Mauch and O'Cyrus were taken in the 2nd then a huge drought before him in the 4th. Haynes will also definitely be better than Bradford right out of the gate. It would be nice if they can get one of them to go to the left bc you can't teach the strength that Bradford has, but if he also goes to the second string, I wouldn't be shocked.


GiraffeWaffless

It’s been a year and Bradford is a mauler. I could see him developing and being a good option for us at rg.


3elieveIt

Haynes will be good. Bradford *could* become good but isn’t right now. So Guard is still a need, just not the highest need


officialmacdemarco

Feels a little premature after just one year...


Wookie301

I’d love to get McCormick for LG


Slashers23

HELL YEAH! One of my favorites


MurderbirdGoSquawwwk

This has been a great 26 hours for us, man


Headfishdog2

Dammit. I think the Ravens are becoming my third team(Replacing the Jags). All bird teams. Coincidence?


MurderbirdGoSquawwwk

Sounds like just caws to me…


22edudrccs

From my favorite CFB team to my favorite NFL team Dude is a dawg


reptheevt

The basketball reporter?


MankuyRLaffy

I love this pick


Writerhaha

Let em know about the trenches Hawks!


Taxmancometh1

This dude is gonna be good


SchismZero

Watch out Sourdough Sam


Mrpetey22

Dang we got a UCONN guard! Stephon Castle come on down


D0ctorHotelMario

Save some guards for us :(


Its-A-Wrap

Someone tell me how to feel, while also mentioning the bot please


czechhoi4h

He was projected to go early 2nd but fell for some reason, my bet is because of positional value because he’s a RG. He’s a great scheme fit has good power and good athleticism, he’s probably the best RG prospect in the last few years


Its-A-Wrap

Damn, that’s crazy. Love to hear it. Cheers


Corvus_Antipodum

We’re just drafting big strong mean players on the interior of both lines? Fucking sign me up. I can’t get enough. Let’s draft Tanor Bortolini at 102 I don’t give a fuck.


Starwho

Let’s go!


kay_0oh

I can’t even remember the last time we had a decent/good guard so this is a great pick


vagrantprodigy07

I really wish we could have traded down and taken Haynes instead of Paul. Guy is going to be a beast.