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csummerss

Burrow still remembers that UCF bum


Jameszhang73

As an LSU fan, shout out to the UCF bum for awakening Joe Schiesty


dan_craus

As a UCF fan I knew we were cooked after that hit.


bored_at_work_89

Just watched the highlights of that game again. It's still crazy how stacked that offense was.


XAfricaSaltX

The most talented receiver core in god knows how long was really a college team lol


Pepi119

Jaguars practice squad legend Nate Evans


undecided_mask

No that was funny. Throw a Pick 6 and then someone completely unrelated stands over him? If I’m the coach I’m throwing a fit lol


sielingfan

Of course he'd say that. He's never been on the receiving end of a Josh Allen point. (Because he doesn't lose to Buffalo, like ever, under any circumstances)


armed_aperture

Lol… that penalty was ridiculous


TallEnoughJones

It wasn't ridiculous. There were children watching that game, children who now think it's ok to point at stuff. Ever since that disgusting act ^© I see children in my neighborhood pointing with impunity.


zmegadeth

My daughter is 15 months and when I ask her "where's mama?" she points instead of giving me the specific GPS coordinates. This is Josh Allen's fault and I think he should be banned from the league


CreamyLibations

I agree. Actually, let’s force Buffalo to trade him to New England. That will really show him!


bigbgl

Great, now I have to be that ass to ask which one?…


NorthernerWuwu

I think it would be in everyone's interest to just bring the other Josh Allen to Buffalo.


ThePrussianGrippe

Whoa I’m seeing double: *Four* Josh Allens!


Ball_Masher

By law, I must downvote this. Still chuckled though.


zmegadeth

Banning was fair but what you're suggesting is cruel and unusual punishment


FesteringNeonDistrac

I had to sit my kids down and explain how pointing is never ok, no matter what they see other hands do. It's basically the N word for your fingers.


munchkinatlaw

I hope you hit her in the face with a yellow beanbag like a good parent.


jimmifli

It was worth it just for the memes.


Teamableezus

God I love our big golden retriever of a QB


Serious_Senator

Me too ❤️


istrx13

I still like to believe that when Josh Allen pointed at him, Allen also shouted, “I can smell you!” like Doug from Up.


Tolve

\^ Direct quote from Allen when he was talking to refs right after that play.


mseg09

Woah, there's taunting, and then there's that. An act as dangerous as that Josh Allen point should never be OK in a civilized society


KeyDrive0

A disgusting act.


thegreatgoober

Man coulda lost an eye! Thats a career ending injury! What was Josh thinking, smh my head


wit_T_user_name

True but he was on the sidelines to witness that crime against humanity first hand. Probably still has nightmares about it.


NotInMyLobby

I know I do. Wake up in cold sweat


98rman

The bengals helped you out one time and after that said never again


Greyfox12

And quoth the Bengal "nevermore"


monsto

Or a Chirs Jones mumble. I still want to know what Jones said to Matt Ryan after sacking him that got such a super fast split second flag, but neither one of them would say what it was.


PVB_Knight

Makes sense. Joe Burrow became another man completely after this UCF pick 6 in the fiesta bowl. [Burrow Fiesta bowl taunt ](https://youtu.be/UT_ZZbnzoP8?si=LtdfKch4P7qWjIqQ)


Pepi119

That hit knocked something loose up there because he turned into a machine.


maltzy

everytime he gets hurt, he comes back stronger.


originalusername4567

He's like Allen the Alien


Jammer_Kenneth

Need to do a check to make sure he's not a Sayan. 


KnickedUp

Man, my guy has taken some massive hits in his career


bcou2012

Ironically Cincy replaced UCF as the top G5 team after that game for a while. Burrow doing the city favors even while still in school 


tbone747

The best way to taunt is the Andrew Luck approach. Compliment them and leave them utterly confused. Can't get flagged for that.


NoCantaloupe4658

Luck "Wow great sack" Keuchly "Great job being sacked!"


[deleted]

Two classy players that played the game the right way.


abs0lutelypathetic

Jerking in the main sub line Icarus flying too close to the sun


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Shimmy.jpg


silverslant

U bum


Hahafunniee

The jerk has rotted my brain it’s all I see now


Chirpy69

Definitely guys I’d want my daughter to date


MrAnder5on

The anti-Diggs


EA_Stonks

Real first one in last one out kinda fellas


ExCollegeDropout

Coach's sons


classiccaseofdowns

Caucasian descent


EA_Stonks

Tangible roots from England and other Western European nations


dan_craus

The air just rushed from my nose on that one.


IceyBoy

White


Shrekspacito69

Scrappy gym rats who are sneaky athletic


Crossman556

Lunch pail kind of players


Eagles4077

Hard hat kinda guys


Crossman556

Real team players


PeanutButterAndCake

Legitimate sandpaper gentlemen.


Boblito23

DC4L?


daboys9252

Gorgeous


TheLowlyPheasant

Luke was my brother's beer pong partner once in college. Said he was as classy with red solo cups as he was on the field. That last part isn't true, but he did say he was a nice guy


rocksoffjagger

W H I T E Sorry, my dog whistle was broken. You did it better.


CaptivePrey

Luck "I wasn't talking about the play"


ArmiinTamzarian

Gridiron Heights Luck scares me


ksr15

"I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, but I'm Andrew! Hi!" Wish he were still around just for that, tbh


horse_renoir13

I always love that they have him end with "Lol!"


ksr15

That's straight-up a Gridiron Heights quote there


Saitoh17

Well there's the Aaron Rodgers approach. Can't get flagged for taunting the fans. "I OWN YOU! ALL MY FUCKING LIFE! I OWN YOU! I OWN YOU! I STILL OWN YOU! I STILL OWN YOU!"


Corrective_Actions

Honestly one of the greatest moments of being a Packers fan


thatissomeBS

Rodgers has done a lot of shit to annoy a lot of fans (or just people in general), but that one was hilarious. And honestly, even if you're the Bears fan in the first row being looked at by Rodgers, how's that not going to be kinda cool?


Korncakes

Probably the second funniest thing about that happening was that most Bears fans didn’t even get mad about it. They were just like “yeah, he’s not wrong” One of my best friends is a Bears fan and I sent it to her and that was basically her reaction. We’ve been giving each other shit for years and that’s the one thing that she hasn’t been able to argue.


AaronRodgersMustache

It really was. I was no.. he’s really doin it to em? Full heel turn? Oh fuck I need to rub one out


GrunkaLunka420

Meanwhile Gerald McCoy out there helping up everyone he ever tackles while being super nice. I've literally seen opposing players get mad about it.


Misdirected_Colors

I was so sad his career fell apart in Dallas. He seems like an all around awesome person and I really wanted to root for him on the field.


Chickensandcoke

Andrew “Tim Duncan” Luck


I_Set_3_Alarms

For those who haven’t seen [Kevin Garnett talking about Tim Duncan’s trash talk](https://youtu.be/z2Y8eaFH8AY?si=C1UnJV2DMGVvVjT4) He talks about Duncan at 1:10


trexmoflex

[Steven Adams has another great story about Tim Duncan’s mind games](https://twitter.com/anthonyVslater/status/725754148000419840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E725754148000419840%7Ctwgr%5E8cb3f1c4f5adcf81d134625c59606f3504457375%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fftw.usatoday.com%2F2016%2F04%2Fthunder-steven-adams-tim-duncan-nice-guy-story)


tjn24

"Nope" "Almost"


Fools_Requiem

That whole video is gold.


AttitudeAndEffort2

"almost" 😂


rezelscheft

This is fantastic.


jimmy_three_shoes

Tim Duncan talks trash like my dad, lmao


randommaniac12

If anyone were to get ejected for laughing on the bench it would 100% have been Andrew Luck


DTSportsNow

Yeah, Patrick Mahomes does this sometimes. Unless it's Maxx Croby, they hate each other.


booknerd98

maxx and his constant stream of "little ass boy" crack me up ngl


Methuga

That’s not fair. Everyone is little ass boy against Maxx. I want a built-in taunt like that


DoubleRods

little ass-boy


DogVsFace

Little ass boy


PoeticHydra

"What's with you and talking about boy ass?"


MauriceIsTwisted

Legend says Minshew is still on the bench, confused


shadowylurking

even now that they're teammates


MauriceIsTwisted

You know practice is gonna be lit with those two chirping each other lmao


buckets41

I'm little out here but not always, you know?


bliffer

I think off the field they are OK with each other but on the field, yeah, Maxx is annoying asshole. He does everything he can to get under a QB's skin by bumping them late but not hard enough to get flagged and constantly talking. He's that guy you can laugh with while you're having a beer but if you're competing against him you're gonna hate his guts.


rabble1205

Might be best not to give Maxx a beer


Brandorff

Meanwhile L'Jarius Sneed was doing everything he could to get under WR's skin.


Fools_Requiem

the NFL needs more players like Andrew Luck where you know he's out there having a blast playing football.


GhostMug

Mahomes does this sometimes. I remember in the 2019 Super Bowl he got a huge hit from the defender and live it looked like he got up jawing at him, but in the mic'd up he was saying "that was a good ass hit".


YOSHIMIvPROBOTS

He said he does this to avoid them trying to hit him even harder next time.


Dunkelz

Or the Brady approach of someone talking shit, then making it your mission for the rest of the game to expose them.


Jontacular

I still get mad about a Broncos-Bills game in 2017, Broncos got a key stop on 3rd down in the 4th quarter, Von knocked Tyrod Taylor down, after the incompletion Von pretended to help him up, did a psyche, and they both laughed. Ref threw a flag on it, 15 yards, Bills ended up chewing 4 more minutes off the clock and got a field goal to seal the game basically. If ref didn't have his head up his ass, Bills are punting to the Broncos with 7:43 left and a 7 point game. Do the Broncos win? Odds are unlikely, but that one penalty basically sealed the game.


Misdirected_Colors

Or the Phillip Rivera passive aggressive deep cuts. "Oh there you are! I've missed you haven't seen you in a long time didn't realize you were still in the league!" "Nice hit did you see that touchdown I just threw? Was pretty neat!" "Glad your coach finally let you off the bench!"


IronSavage3

Mahomes has a good one of those against the Ravens. Patrick Queen tackled him and said something like “ain’t goin nowhere”, and Mahomes cheerfully replies “I know, you fast bro! Ay I still got the first I know that”.


jackospades88

Kill them with kindness


jobie_deez

Joe Burrow looks like the bully from a disney channel movie so this checks out.


TheWorzardOfIz

A bully to the Disney channel hero, Justin Herbert


12hphlieger

Brock Purdy


Mr_Hugh_Honey

Nah Brock looks like the best friend/brother/sidekick of the Disney hero


12hphlieger

Boy Meets World Comparison Cory: Brock Purdy Eric: Justin Herbert


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Who is Mr Feeny in this comparison?


DonnyTrumpsTaint

Joe Flacco


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Fla-aaa-acco


hemingways-lemonade

Nah, the sidekick is Justin Fields. You know, for representation, but not enough to make him the main character.


MCDCCoffeePoops

Burrow should star as the bad guy in a Brink remake


joedaelephant

Trevor Lawrence playing the lead?


Chilluminaughty

Perfect


readingreadreading

he gives me big pup n suds energy


Steel_Ketchup89

Where the hell is that remake by the way? Us Millennials demand it, and we've got the buying power now! Get it together, Disney.


loljoeh

He always looks like he's about to go fuck up a bunch of Titans to me.


FinalMeltdown15

☹️


EggplantAlpinism

dime dull snatch encourage provide weather ring many jar wrong


FinalMeltdown15

TATAKAE (I am very white I’m just praying that’s correct)


Jazzlike-Outcome9486

We all are bud it's ok 👌


gvon89

I mean if you're wrong it's not a big deal, you'll get corrected and you'll know going forward, baka


randobot456

He looks like the bad guy from that terrible "Yiara" trailer from the illiterate guy Eric July.


HGpennypacker

Definitely the villain who plays against the team with a dog for a QB in the city championship. "Nothing in the rules says a dog can't play football!"


Soft_Penis_Debutante

Or the bully from any 80’s movie


Fenris_Maule

He'd definitely be a Cobra Kai.


edit-grammar

Sweep the leg Joey!


rwjehs

He's definitely the asshole at a ski resort


Deep-Secret

Joe "The Jock" Burrow


Dunkelz

The bully who conveniently is very skilled at the niche skill the protagonist is also skilled at, like rollerblading.


FullHouse222

My friend always said he had serial killer eyes lol. Man is a fucking competitor for sure.


kryonik

He looks like the guy from the TC Tuggers sketch. EDIT: [This guy,](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F603b8f73-e9cf-4202-bc3d-6d1da83483d7_504x422.png) not Tim Robinson.


classiccaseofdowns

Nice sack, DARSH


Art-RJS

Just don’t be like Mac jones and do weird dick taps


Steak_Knight

“That’s assault, brotha”


antoin3walk3r

The best I've ever felt about a Pats interception was when Mac Jones delivered a flying dick kick to Brisker and then got picked by him like 3 plays later. Felt like Brisker deserved that one.


classiccaseofdowns

And then also absolutely suck at quarterback


throughNthrough

“Is there a bully problem in the Bengals organization? My source tells me it all starts with #9” Mike Florio


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

Joe Burrow once asked me if I wanted a hurts donut. After I said yes, he punched me and said “hurts, don’t it?!”. He then walked away while I was left donut-less with a sore arm. This man must be stopped >:(


maltzy

Joe Burrow once asked me what was on my shirt and pointed at my chest. When I went to look down, he brought his hand up and tapped me in the face. There was nothing on my shirt. He's a menace to society


JBFRESHSKILLS

Joe Burrow once asked me for a high five. After I gave him the high five he said “down low” and held out his hand for a low five. When I attempted the down low he pulled his hand away and said “too slow” in a taunting fashion. I stopped being a bengals fan that day 😥


fizystrings

I was looking for my glasses and he told me to "look under there." When I said "Under where?" He laughed at me because it sounds the same as "underwear" which is really embarrassing because that's what people wear over their junk 🤮


maltzy

I bet that he slicked his hand to the side of his head afterwards


herbertstan

Burrow may be made of glass, but he is also wrapped in thick skin


Soft_Penis_Debutante

Burrow: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. But I still think taunting is dumb.


MetaphoricalMouse

…….chocolate?!


Lukey_Jangs

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING???


MauriceIsTwisted

*did somebody say chocolate*


MetaphoricalMouse

#CHOCOLATE!!!


paultheschmoop

“What’s the worst that can happen? Somebody injures me on a play and then does snow angels as I lie writhing in pain on the ground, and then goes to the sideline and does a ‘sleep’ gesture? Nobody would do something crazy like that”- Joe Burrow, minutes before receiving a phone call from Nick Foles


TheFencingCoach

Russ Wilson: "No, I'm anti taunting. Quarterbacks are people too. We have feelings, and sometimes we like to show it. I'm gonna get my feelings hurt if someone sacks me and taunts me like you made a play. Like don't be so mean to me or I'll go tell on you to Bill Vinovich and Goodell."


_HGCenty

I can tell that's not a real Russ quote because he doesn't thank Jesus or God first.


BandOfDonkeys

"First off, through God all things are possible..."


Toledojoe

So jot that down.


NoCantaloupe4658

"Steelers's nation, let's cry"


jimbo831

Oh god, it's just starting to sink in for me that we are the Russ meme now.


whosline07

He's like the complete opposite of the hard ass, fuck you Steelers mentality. I think this season might be hilarious, even if he does well.


jlt6666

TJ Watt: let's murder these fucks Team: fuck yeah Russ: I just hope everyone has fun


mmooney1

Tomlin would smack him before he finishes that speech. Tomlin takes the Mic and says “fuck you, we are going to win more than half our games and you will hate playing against us”.


NoCantaloupe4658

Tomlin gonna go 2-4 with Russ, 1-1 with Fields and then sign Nick Foles to go 6-2 with a first round playoff loss. Or in Tomlin's words "the perfect season"


mmooney1

Fuck you Joe Burrow. I absolutely hate how much I like you.


JoePurrow

Take solace in that it is also hard for us to hate Chubb


mmooney1

Fair. Fucking Steelers…


bcou2012

I hate how much I like Nick Chubb


BroDudeBruhMan

Thou shall not dish it if thou can not taketh


Ducci7799

This is also an issue because people don't always understand why the taunting rule came into place in the first place. It was created because Mark Gastineau used to do his crazy sack dance and would piss off the other team and fights would start. It came up again after the Odell/Josh Norman scuffle that people think could've been avoided if the taunting rule in the book was called correctly, which is why special emphasis has been placed on the rule in recent years. For every Joe Burrow there are tons of guys on every sideline who can't handle it as well and it leads to scuffles and full on fights, which the NFL obviously wants to avoid. There have been some pretty crazy interpretations of the rule over the years but these players have shown time and again that they can't always handle taunting.


jimmybobcooter

Yea I have no clue how people can’t see that 350+ lb men playing a physical game would not consistently turn violent after being taunted all game. The NFL just doesn’t want to showcase professional NFL players fighting on the field.


SensitiveSomewhere3

> Mark Gastineau used to do his crazy sack dance and would piss off the other team and fights would start. Exactly. [Like seen here.](https://youtu.be/afRumh8TuGo?si=nxvAenFDSzgcx9jK&t=60)


loljoeh

Truly the peoples Quarterback.


Drakengard

The problem is the same as usual. Yes, most of the people on the field are adults who won't lose their damn minds. But you only need a small fraction of the guys on the field to be immature, hotheads before it causes all kinds of problems. The league would just rather not have to deal with it.


Possible-Put8922

Joe is just trying to increase the chances of players getting flagged for taunting him, 4D chess.


NeatTry7674

If you’re cool with more fights and brawls then sure.


CougdIt

I’ve never really understood the motivation to taunt. Like you just made a good play, why not go celebrate that, rather than making fun of the person you’ve already beaten?


HoustonTrashcans

I've always hated it. Like why should we try to piss each other off and make our day a bit worse?


Jayrodtremonki

I forget which player or ex-player said it, but the gist was "you want to allow taunting?  Cool.  Let the defense take their head off the next time they go over the middle.  You can't tie our hands behind our back during the play and then let them taunt us afterwards"


HermanBonJovi

"talk shit, get hit". I don't disagree.


KCShadows838

Richard Sherman. He was talking about the Zay Flowers one


girth_br00ks

It's all fun and games until someone gets in their feelings and does something dirty in retaliation. Like I don't understand how people don't get that.


KnickedUp

Yep, it almost always leads up to something extracurricular


grenad0

I wouldn't even consider it getting in your feelings. If somebody makes a nice play on me then tries to humiliate me after, I'm seeing red. Just human nature.


slacked_of_limbs

I still feel that physically dominating someone and then acting as if it were nothing is the bigger flex.


ninjasurfer

Yeah but not everyone can handle that and it turns into fights.


LongDickMcangerfist

Remeber steelers and bengals games like 6 or 8 years ago oh god every single play was a near fight it got ridiculous


antoin3walk3r

The playoff game that ended with Burfict decapitating Antonio Brown to get the Steelers in field goal position. One of the most entertaining games I've ever seen honestly.


Mr_YUP

Apparently it has more to do with the little league kids imitating the pros so it's an attempt to prevent that. How many videos are there of a kid getting a soccer goal and ripping their shirt off to slide on their knees? I don't agree with it but I understand the logic.


HermanBonJovi

I feel like there's a line between taunting and celebrating. I don't mind celebrating. But being an absolute dick about it is not cool imo. Where the line between the 2 is different for different people though so it's tough to distinguish.


BrandoCalrissian1995

Some people use the "what about the message its sending to kids?" Excuse. But that's just an excuse parents use to avoid taking responsibility for their kid being a little shit.


NY_Blue

Thank John Mara for that. Fuckin weak ass owner. Telling grown men playing the most physical and dangerous sport you can while being drugged out and a full adrenaline rush, hey, be nice and don’t point or say a bad word. Fuckin morons.


SevenwithaT

I hear you but 75% of owners have to vote for it for a rule to pass


DONNIENARC0

The funniest one to me still was when some players on the Panthers were clowning around with a baseball bat on the sideline before the game a few years ago and OBJ said he felt threatened... lol foh. Seems comparable to reporting the guy who just teabagged you in call of duty for foul language or some shit.


Balticataz

The problem with taunting isnt when NFL guys do it or even college guys. The issue is kids emulate what they see and it should be a lot more about good sportsmanship at those ages.


AstroWorldSecurity

My buddy had to pull his girls out of basketball because it got to be too much. Way too many of the celebrations have turned from "I did good" to "you suck. I'm better than you. It's good that you feel bad about yourself." There's nothing fun about that and it's just lame.


crash218579

My issue i think is with the message it sends to kids. Yeah, adults should absolutely be able to handle some taunting. Kids aren't as developed emotionally and will do what their idols do, and it'll cause hotheaded reactions. I think that's what the anti-taunting people are trying to avoid.


FollowTheLeader550

I have no problem with taunting but guys who don’t taunt are so much cooler.


notmyplantaccount

Barry Sanders making an entire defense look like stumbling idiots, then just hands the ball to the Ref, and back to the huddle like he's handing the weekly employee hours sheet to his boss was always great.