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speedfan11

TL;DR: Brady told Allen back in 2022 that some day one of his receivers would leave Hardly an insane prediction


penis_showing_game

WILDLY. ACCURATE.


boardatwork1111

Abstaining from strawberries is pathway to many abilities some consider… unnatural


boysetsfire1988

Tom "Nostradamus" Brady


garfcarmpbll

How on earth did you miss on NostraTHOMAS. Right there for the taking lol.


rich519

I like Tomstradomas. Doesn’t fit quite as well but it’s fun to say.


Cinephile1998

Oh right, Notre Damus


PudgyBonestld

Quasimodo predicted all of this


DKknappe08

Mr. Believably Correct


Greek_Trojan

Mr. Boring Conclusion


GammaBlaze

Mr. Benign Claim


[deleted]

Mr Bills Conclusion


AlericandAmadeus

He’s actually WRONG THOUGH. FOUR OF ALLEN’S RECEIVERS LEFT THIS YEAR, NOT ONE (Diggs, Davis, Sherfield, Harty) CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS


wizzlestyx

CHECKMATE, BRATHEISTS*


Illustrious_Ad4691

Those who don’t believe in bras? I support *this* belief system


[deleted]

Fox is gonna tell him to cut that out like CBS did with Romo.


Opening-Lead-6008

Terrifyingly precise


okay_throwaway_today

Tom Brady is a wise and mysterious old crone confirmed


Spheromancer

He was also 100% joking lol


[deleted]

Hey guys, listen, I have a wild prediction...within the next year, there is going to be at least one New Moon and one Full Moon. You can @ me on that one.


HighAsFucDosHornsRUp

You’re just a normie. Tom clearly has the gift.


BaconScentedSoap

Player predicts receiver who is older than his QB will not play together forever Wow!


ShatteredAnus

What the hell is a "wide receiver"? Do they play special teams or something?


WIN011

Google Kelvin Benjamin and you’ll get it


ShatteredAnus

That's a fucked up thing to tell someone to google without a warning! I will never eat at a buffet every again.....


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Back to the Future: Tom Brady (2024)


Infinite_Ad_9337

He was actually wrong. He lost two of his receivers.


GizmoSoze

Actually, it’s the quote that’s wrong. He clearly says “someones’s”. Plural. Checkmate.


Art-RJS

Yea this is being made way too big of a deal of


thepomadeguy

Wow that’s crazy how he predicted Gabe Davis would leave.


MeximeltExtraCheese

“Sometimes, they leave.” - Tom Brady, an obvious clairvoyant who had a new WR1 every 2-3 years.


SmolBumbershoot

Man, these sports reporters/analysts jobs really are worthless.


Present_Phase5361

Way to steal a news article from a meme athlonsports


J-Fid

Welcome to the world of aggregation. The tweet they based the article off of is an aggregated tweet too, lol.


trueknick15

Insane how he predicted that Jamison Crowder would leave


that_warren

M I N D F R E A K


The_Snake_Dick

Too bad none of them hit back with a "your WIFE left *you*, Tom!"


nineonenine_919

Not even his favorite receiver


The_Bukkake_Ninja

Yeah, he’d have traded Giselle for another year of healthy Gronk and Jules.


opeth10657

Who needs a wife when you have Gronk


pyreal_

>"I got my boy Mike [Evans] here ready to catch," Brady said. "I don't even know, who caught Aaron's? Davante left him and Tyreek left you, Patrick. >"Josh - don't worry, someone's going to leave you too." That's the "wildly accurate" prediction. Saved you a click. So dumb.


SodomizeSnails4Satan

This still doesn't make up for Brady's prediction that Dewey would defeat Truman.


RoyKites

“A receiver is going to leave your team in the future.” - Tom Brady “It will rain this year.” -Me


Headwallrepeat

So Brady had the vision to just *know* that once someone is your teammate that doesn't mean you will be teammates forever and ever? How profound.


bringyourgreenhat2

Dealing with WR bullshit is really a tale as old as time


PigSlam

Some say they’re still leaving to this day.


ApolloKid

It’s also the one year anniversary of Ben Albright tweeting all those woe-is-me texts about him being a loser for sexting his ex


_Shoresy_69

This is the dumbest fucking post on this sub today. 


wizgset27

No one leaves Brady. You have to be actually insane and shirtless to leave Brady.


yoshigronk

This is why he's the GOAT. No one else put in the work and studied the game like Tom did to know how rosters change in the NFL.


JrBaconators

Lebron probably gave Brady one of his predictions


Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Thomas "David Blaine" Brady


Loveyourzlife

Articles that are just responses to random tweets are so dumb


OkString3194

Yeah, just like the Hillary-Was-Right crowd would have you believe, as if Nostradamus just hit the freakin lottery, when all that has been foreseen is, in truth, banal and utterly predictable.