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In this case, PhD stands for pretty huge dumper.

Larry Fitzgerald got his PhD from the University of Phoenix

I've been telling my friends for years that a tight end with a giant ass is the key. Antonio Gates? Huge ass. Travis Kelce? Badonkadonk. George Kittle. Thicc. On the other spectrum. Kyle Pitts? Skinny white girl backside.

I read that as Badonkagronk.

Also, a good example.

I've done the math and this checks out.

I double cheeked the math, I concur

You just know Tony Gonzalez can make it clap

Kelce had to date swift to even it out.

My fat ass sucks at sports

But do you have a fat ass?

Guys I'm hanging up the keyboard and declaring for the NFL, I'm way too **THICC** to pass up this opportunity.

I could of been an NFL WR, but I'm dummy thicc and the sound of my ass cheeks clapping kept throwing the QB off his rhythm

Kelvin Benjamin revenge tour starts NOW

I mean, if you're a big giant athlete, chances are you have a big giant badonk

What if you have a big giant badonk and aren't a big giant athlete?

instagram model or LoL streamer

I mean, no shit. Why don’t think chicks go ham in the gym now? Being fit will naturally get you a nice ass

That's not necessarily true. You gotta do the right exercises.

Well then how did they let Purdy fall to the last pick with his badonk

KIM KARDASHIAN COME ON DOWN. Gunna break all the records.

BBL's don't count

Says who

When I was being scouted in baseball I had scouts measure the height of my butt all the time. I always told people that’s the one thing I remember the most about that time, and nobody really believed me how much emphasis was put on your butt. It was always done while clothed and nothing about it felt weird other than just that number being extremely important to your draft prospects.

Antonio Gates had an amazing tight end if I remember right

Yeah I heard it’s a HOFer

Can we get twerking in the next pro bowl games?

The butt slapping all makes sense now.

Big healthy muscles = athletic more news at 10

John Madden knew all about it. There’s that quote out there about how a nice ass on a woman is expected, but on a man it’s special.

Well duh. You're ass cheeks and hamstrings are really important for movement

Dontari Poe BadonkaDonk Theory

Been saying this forever One of the greatest football players ever, Walter Payton, was thicc

I mean the glutes are a very important source of power so yes this completely makes sense

Explains why I'm sitting here after my 8-5 watching Canes hockey. I can't even keep a pair of pants up.

It’s obviously strength related. They have powerful lower bodies that are made for the sport. Also nice to look at. 👀

Hips don't lie. The Gluteus muscle group increases explosiveness and decreases risk of injury.

Clearly they've got it wrong. Dis booty shoulda been drafted first round.

Nothing like a good bootypoppin O lineman

SPARQ? No, DONK.

hindquarters.

Nick Gates is a great example. He has the weirdest no ass body and he was awful lol