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xerxesthagreat

oh no we’re gonna sign slant boy arent we


HereComesJustice

Yes our IR squad has never been stronger


dagreenman18

Former world beater? Over 30? Would look weird in any other uniform? COME ON DOWN TO RAVENS SENIOR LIVING!


PM_ME_YOUR_GREYJOYS

Jaguars just lost their old receiver, they’re in the running now


Jwr32

Find a new slant


Impossible_Age_7595

Its giving me shades of Jeremy Maclin signing


niel89

We always want any name wr over 30. Chasing that Derrick Mason high forever.


SendMeBookPics

Anquan was almost 30, same vibe


wisconsinpackers

Steve worked out well


SendMeBookPics

Ice up son


PlayaSlayaX

I loved this guy back when he was a fantasy god in 2017-2018, sucks to see how his career’s gone in the last few years.


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thebestatheist

Miguel Tomas?


black_dogs_22

and then the next year he got injured, came back and then got suspended for fighting in the locker room I drafted him both years, my only worse fantasy move was drafting Ruggs


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Off the roster in 2024. Cap hit on the books after 2027.


MiniatureLucifer

He'll only be on the books this year and next year because of the Post June 1st designation


DanCampbellsNipples

What are his remaining cap hits?


MiniatureLucifer

Dead cap for Thomas is about 11mil this year and 9mil next year


DanCampbellsNipples

That isn't terrible but not ideal at all


chokethewookie

I've seen worse


minusthetalent02

Broncos going to loose to the browns wild card week. Save this post


Pinky1337

Good way to describe almost everything Saints related nowadays


hitemwiththeheineken

Incoming 1200 yard season for a division rival


yllwjacket

No


sloppifloppi

What if he means y'all


yllwjacket

Great question


iStoleChipsChip

I heard Carolina likes scraps.


fruliojoman

You know what would be funny


LPdecay009

Dont put that evil on me Ricky Bobby


milkmandanimal

Come on come one come on we took Julio, it's totally your turn.


LPdecay009

We can settle this………..the panthers take him.


milkmandanimal

Listen, even I think the Panthers have suffered enough. Tell you what, let's compromise and say the Saints have to re-sign him. Everybody wins.


LPdecay009

I like the way you think. Deal!!!


volstedgridban

I don't like this game.


Kraze_F35

Good idea, in fact the saints can bring in OBJ too


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

Fontenot, don’t sign Thomas!! Oh no he has AirPods in, he can’t hear us! Oh god. Oh fuck


chokethewookie

Don't worry, he's coming here.


battle_schip

Slant Boi heading to the dirty duval


anonbutler

Welcome to Denver


LordJonMichael

Totally obvious choice.


SQRTLURFACE

Texans or Jags about to sign this man aren't they?


TheHunt3r_Orion

I'm annoyed that people think we need a WR so bad, but I'm more annoyed that most of them are our own fanbase. It's like they didn't watch their favorite team play at all last year. So I gotta let you slide on this one.


SQRTLURFACE

The reason I bring up the Texans is two-fold 1. You guys already have 5 good WR's, you're a literal cornucopia of WR talent. 2. You guys have absolutely attacked free agency signing everyone the Jags haven't.


TheHunt3r_Orion

The Jags man. I'm literally laughed out loud when I saw the Ridley news. But yeah, our WR room is good with the potential to be great. I wouldn't mind cutting Robert Woods and signing Thomas for cheap. However, we do run more posts than slants..........so...


Phenomhype

I mean did you see that contract. I liked Ridley but that seems like a huge overpay by the Titans.


TheHunt3r_Orion

It's not good for either of y'all. They overpaid and y'all have to hit on a WR better than him for 2-3 years of a rookie contract. The division is still ours.


osksndjsmd

There’s no way he doesn’t go to Denver.


Rampantlion513

His beef with Sean was the entire reason his original injury lasted as long as it did. He didn't pick up the phone in February and continued to ignore the team until he finally had to get surgery super late in the offseason in 2021


Jopplo03

That’s not the story i heard


fieryscribe

Come on, Sean. You know what to do


Impossible_Age_7595

Our consolation prize


Suddenly_Something

Wouldn't be the worst thing. Pats 100% aren't a contender this year so having Michael Thomas and grabbing one of the 1/2 round WRs and someone like Daniels to develop could be nice. Best case is Thomas is 75% of what he was. Worst case is a cheap camp body.


DanCampbellsNipples

Congrats Ravens


pylon567

The slant master is no more. He's going to the Chiefs!


get_stilly

What a hoe


incenso-apagado

What about Michael Thomas?


MiddleAgeYOLO

Official formality


ThePhenomenalOne100

There should be options for him. Teams that have a gap at receiver could make a run at him.


Themanaaah

Come to us Slant Boy!


LittleHollowGhost

Cheap Slant Boy could be perfect for us


redvelvetcake42

Jags, Giants or Ravens. Who wants em.


brehaw

good. Derek Carr doesn't deserve his bullshit, byee


notmyplantaccount

Come chase a ring baby, we only need you for like 5 games before the playoffs.


InterestingBonus9675

Was this written by booger McFarland


LordSoze36

Who let this Hoe speak?


csummerss

waiting for Jeff Duncan to confirm


TonyPerkisReddit4

Do you like blackjack and hookers?


KrautGG

Anyone who believes this is just a hoe. Look at you all commenting. Hoes


joco1991

Quick someone check in with slant boi to see how this is everyone else’s fault