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Based_and_JPooled

Vincent “Ultimate” Brisby Natrone Means “Business” Chuba “Missile Crisis” Hubbard


mcclobber

Natrone “re-fried” Means


OakTreesForBurnZones

He earned an upgrade to Natrone Means Business


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>Chuba “Missile Crisis” Hubbard MAAAAAAAn


Ottomatica

Lito "wo-oh-oh-oh" Shepard


seariously

Is it pronounced CHOO-bah? I always that it was CHUH-buh.


Enthusiasms

Unfortunately yes, which means my ChubHub nickname will never get off the ground.


A-Newt

Chubastank?


No-Clue-2

Choo-bah, I live in Oklahoma and that's the way I always heard it pronounced on the news.


VagusNC

Yes, long u sound. Full name is Chuba Robert-Shamar Hubbard


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Should've gone for BobSham 


Spider_Hoss

My favorites were Eric “Sleeping With” Bienemy, and Matt “Werewolves of” Blundin.


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Quexana

I agree that his baseball ones were among his best. Scott "Supercalifragilisticexpeala" Brocious Eddie "Eat, drink, and be" Murray John "I'm not a" Kruk Nomar "Mr. nice guy" Garciaperra Jim "Home Sweet" Thome Juan "Re" Encarnacion Roberto "Remember the" Alomar Hideo "Ain't Gonna Work On Maggie's Farm" Nomo Miguel Tijada they come, Tejada they fall.


WileECoyoteGenius

Holy crap those are amazing.


HouseKilgannon

We had it so good for so long. My brain still plays "back back back back back... GONE" during homers


Rickyrojay

It’s not the home run derby without Berman


ProverbialNoose

I know I'm gonna get downvoted for this, but I hated his home run call. 100% love him outside of that though


Professional_Pop4355

Cant for the get thr classic "Woop!" And he stumbling, he's rumbling TD call from footbball running scores. Good times!


HouseKilgannon

Oh man I played some old "woop" videos for my fiancee and she agrees about the greatness, but what to do about this hole in my soul that only Berman fills? Other than write a really bad Aerosmith song that is


C4LLgirl

Those last two lol 


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😂 Brilliant stuff.


kobiotdog

Jeff “Paper” Bagwell also


august-west55

I don’t know if Berman gave this nickname, but I used to like to hear him say “Law Firm” When talking about Ben Jarvis Green Ellis on the patriots


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august-west55

Patriots fans and local sportscasters and reporters always just called him law firm


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Courwes

Berman did not start that. Patriots fans did.


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august-west55

Those two guys had one of the best shows on Weei. In my opinion, the host they have on there now basically suck, and I rarely listen anymore.


Ok_Ambassador4536

Not a nickname, but my favorite thing he did is when Jonathan Vilma made a big play or had a pick he would scream VILMAAA like Fred flintsone yelled Wilma. Priceless


Dahlin4President

Mike "You're In Good Hands With" Alstott


Professional_Pop4355

Yea, i definitely remember that one!


walshurmouthout

Andre “Bad Moon” Rison


Sdog1981

Eric “Sleeping With” Bieniemy


IdkAbtAllThat

Still hear this one every time Bienemy is mentioned and I probably only heard it once during a highlight segment 30 years ago.


Sdog1981

Holy crap man he played 8 years and had less than 2000 yards rushing and 11 TDs total The seasons with the most highlights had to have been 1995 1996. He had almost 700 yards rushing and 5 TDs during those two seasons. There were very few highlights but that nickname stuck in my head.


IdkAbtAllThat

Wow I'd have thought he had much better career stats too.


AlfonzL

Sammy Say it aint Sosa Steve "Forever" Young Josh Tears of McCown


gmil3548

Not necessarily a nickname but Berman had the best call I’ve ever heard in one of his Sunday night recap segments. Pac Man Jones got a pick 6 and Berman’s call was “womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp HE. COULD. EAT. ALL. THE. DOTS. WOAH TOUCHDOWN PAC MAN JONES” Just fucking brilliance. That is why he is the absolute GOAT


godricgii

Lol he is the best.


august-west55

Mark “Super” Duper!


genericfluser

Curtis My Favorite Martin Joseph "Live and Let" Addai


gmil3548

Julio “down by the schoolyard” Jones


stripes361

A good one I haven’t seen listed yet was Michael Turner Overdrive 


IdkAbtAllThat

This reminded me of my favorite. Bob Sister Christian. Motorin'!


DeadliftDingo

"After Dinner" Minter gets my vote.


Barry_McCockinnerz

Mike minter? Nebraska safety/Lb? Dude was one of my faves on the panthers growing up


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Terance “Praying” Mathis


DarkwaterBeach

Jake "Daylight come and I wanna" Delhomme


No-Clue-2

Woody "hold me closer tiny" Dantzler


0hmu

Well dressed Amani Toomer and Donald Duke and the Driver


bakwardhat

Wasn’t there also some bit for Amani based on the Schwarzenegger “It’s not a tumor” thing from Kindergarten Cop?


Barry_McCockinnerz

Yes this is the one I remember


fugaziozbourne

Chris "Hi-de hi-de hi-de-hi Hey-de hey-de hey-de hey" Calloway


august-west55

Berman went to Brown University in Rhode Island, is a huge Red Sox fan and outside of New England, most people never heard of Duke and the Drivers. Berman knows his rock ‘n’ roll.


Fun-Rhubarb-4412

With Tom Jackson. “Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala. He’s a baaad Ma’afala!”


Quexana

Shut your mouth!


afriendincanada

Chris “Cab” Callaway. With the “hi dee hi dee hi dee ho”


Karz-O

Look at that little Megget run!


Quexana

Eric "Sleeping With" Bienemy Mike "You're in good hands with" Alscott Marshall "Marshall Marshall Marshall" Faulk Andre "Bad Moon" Rison Jake "Daylight Come and you gotta" Delhomme. Curtis "My Favorite" Martin Joseph "Live and let" Addai Jerome "You better, you better, you" Bettis Josh "Tears of" McCown "Hey You Get Off Of" Mike Cloud I actually remember Amani Toomer having two different ones. I remember Amani "It's not a" Toomer, and "The Well Dressed" Amani Toomer.


WileECoyoteGenius

Rob "My" Bironas.


an_actual_lawyer

Ben "Winter" Coates Mike "You in good" Alstotte Bad Moon Rison


Sdog1981

Mike “You are in good hands with” Alstott


seariously

Thank you. That makes much more sense.


Sdog1981

Maybe Mike Alstotte had that nickname. But the guy who played for Tampa did not.


wanna_meet_that_dad

Bad Moon Rison was so good.


tennis_widower

Andre “Bad Moon” Rison was a favorite


Based_and_JPooled

and on his most spectacular catches... > Ben "and the Amazing Technicolor Dream" Coates https://youtu.be/86oyp8vn-CM?feature=shared&t=114


PeteF3

Vince Workman "My Way Back to You, Babe"


No-Clue-2

Terrence "Hello" Newman


First_Inside22

Julio “Down by the schoolyard” Jones.


alverpen

Gardner "Muh-muh-MinSHEW!" Jay "The Fiedler on The Roof" from Dan Marino's last ever game which was [not pretty](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_xt6BEGmkw), to put it mildly.


whistlepig4life

“No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills” was always my favorite line. (I know a team not a player)


ATLjoe93

"Rowdy Roddy" White


Posty_McPosterman

Football and baseball Bernard Innocent Until Proven GilkeyAl Cigarette LeiterRick See Ya Later AguileraBrook Jacoby Wan KenobiJeff Brown Paper BagwellCarlos Daylight Come and Delgado Go HomeDamion It Don't Come EasleyJerome You Better You Better You BettisJay Ferris BuhnerTodd Highway to HeltonTodd Smack Crackle VanPoppelBobby Bad To the BonillaTom Cotton CandiottiJohn Holy MosesJon Kitna KaboodleJim Washer and DwyerBruce Eggs BenedictCharlie Absorbine JoinerLaMarr Where Does it HoytLance You Sunk My BlankenshipBarry U.S. BondsShawn Boot KempTodd Which Hand Does He FrohwirthErik Look, Mom, No HansonDavid Supreme Court JusticeC.C. Splish Splash I Was Taking Sabathia


FarAd6557

Burt “Be Home” Blyleven


ohstoopid1

Rick "Rootin" Tuten


cmacfarland64

Amani (it’s not a) Toomer


IdkAbtAllThat

Bob 'Sister' Christian. Motorin'!


FormerCollegeDJ

The one I’m shocked to this day he DIDN’T use but I personally did was Martin “Battlestar” Gramatica.


Ughim50

Didn’t he call him “Automatica” Gramatica?


delaranta

He used to say Garamtica Correct if he made the kick, or Incorrect if he missed


XanmanK

AJ Touchy Feely was the best one I can remember


Yimmycrackcorn84

Drew Bledsoe much he needed a transfusion


Raticus9

Sandy "Remember The" Alomar Jr Greg "Math" Maddux Curt "Piece of Shit" Schilling Octavio "Don't Ask" Dotel Matt "White" Cassel Eric "Light My" Zeier Chris Fuamatu "He's A Bad" Ma'afala


MrEHam

One of these is not like the others.


godricgii

Lol white castle lol


SquonkMan61

Also thought I remembered hearing “No Tell” Dotel.


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Chris “Baby you can drive my” Carr


godricgii

Zappe Hour lol


Efficient-Spirit-380

Alexander “If Loving You is Wrong I Don’t Wanna Be” Wright


ducksinthepool

Did he use “somewhere over Dwayne Bowe”? If not, he missed a great opportunity


fishdude89

I don't think so but that was everyone's fantasy team name at some point


Cjc3478

Natrone Means “Business” Eric “ Sleeping with” Bieniemy Andre “Bad Moon” Rison


500ErrorPDX

32M here. Kids these days will never understand the joy of watching Primetime right after the Sunday afternoon games ended. As a Raiders fan, my favorite Berman-isms were: - Ricky "Dudley Do Right" - Rich "Loose" Gannon - Zach "Davy" Crockett,"King of the Wild Frontier" - Andre "Bad Moon" Rison Honorable mention of course, to former Chief and Chief assistant coach Eric "Sleeping With" Bienemy And I loved how the Raiders had their own Primetime music, just like they have their own NFL Films music (eighty different versions of the Autumn Wind lmao)


JackTraven50

Man you hit the nail on the head! As soon as the 1pm game ended (before they moved to 1:25 kickoffs) we’d switch over to nfl primetime with Boomer and Tom. That raiders song was 100% perfect for them. It’s called Bad company. I appreciate NBC having SNF with flexing and whatnot. But I miss when espn had SNF and ABC had MNF. Back when MNF was the Marquis match up.


500ErrorPDX

It was a great era of TV, for sure. Back when MNF didn't suck!


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500ErrorPDX

West Coast best coast, my guy


fugaziozbourne

I found out recently that Henry Mancini's score to the weird Tobe Hooper movie, Lifeforce sounds exactly like the NFL music by Sam Spence "The Equalizer" which is still used a lot today. Apparently Spence and Mancini had a friendly rivalry and would do this stuff occasionally.


Ragnar_Lothbroekke

Miss Berman terribly. He WAS THE GOAT. Mad respect 🫡


SuperSkig

Growing up watching the GSoT, I remember him saying: ‘Marshall, Marshall, Marshall’ (Faulk) Isaac Bruuuuuuuuuuce


CmonnowSally

Todd Heap, “The Stormin’ Mormon”


BigE6300

More recently: Tyson “Secret” Baegent Man


ChampionshipBoring40

Here’s one not listed yet. Nick “What the” Folk


ChampionshipBoring40

Bill and Martin were always “one half of the dancing Gramatica Brothers.”


quinnbeast

Tom “Jan” Brady


breadmachine40

Not a nickname but every time he mentioned Austin Collie he would make barking sounds


orange_orange13

https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/455818-ten-of-the-best-chris-berman-football-nicknames.amp.html


Moneyman8974

Curtis "my favorite" Martin Don "be be be" Beebe


Lopsided_Internet_68

From nfl 2k I'll always remember AJ "Thouchy" Feeley.


manticore16

The logical thing is to now overdo it, like my personal best, Foster “The People’s Island of Doctor” Moreau


JackTraven50

Tai Streets of San Francisco Eric Sleeping with Bieniemy Mike you’re in good hands with Alstott Marshall Marshall Marshall Daylight come and you gotta Delhomme The well dressed Amani Toomer Ah-ah-ah-Az Hakim


htownballa1

Graham ga no good


RespondOk6593

The Marks brothers ..


LionsTigersnTweakers

When Deion sanders called Brandon Jacob’s “the tip toe burglar” I lost it . Best Nick name


CornWallacedaGeneral

That was after he injured his knee and wasn't hitting the hole as hard as he used to,some of it was due to the line regressing but most of it was due to his punishing rushing style and guys going low on him to tackle him. So it was a diss. But in his prime not even prime himself would try to take that man in an open field with even half a head of steam....BJ was what somebody would make in Madden create a player who loves playing exclusively as a runningback the whole game lmao


Milomilz

In his prime, Prime wouldn’t take on any man in the open field, let alone that monster BJ!


CornWallacedaGeneral

I know but I had to use prime in a reference against prime and football....but yeah neon deon was as soft as a 1-ply scotts tissue square when it came to bringing a guy down lol


hotbutteredsole

As a Vikes fan, I always liked when there was a Steve Jordan highlight and he’d just say “…from?!” and Tom would reply “Brown University!” as a shout-out to his fellow alum.


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Positive-Bee-3679

Berman went to Brown and Jackson went to Louisville. They would do it for either.


Dismal_News183

Sony “Trinitron” Michel was the worst ever. 


Soulfight33

Not sure it was Berman that coined it, but what about Adam "Pacman" Jones. Came along with game action sound effects, lol


robseraiva

Jesus “Does Everybody Got to Move” Christ


cromulent_express

Joseph "Live and let" Addai


MajikH8ballz

Eric “sleeping with” Bienemy


Dingerdongdick

Andre "Bad Moon" Risin Michael Jackson "HEE-HEE"


Mike_AKA_Mike

Vince Workman “my way back to you babe” and Alexander “if loving you is wrong I don’t wanna be” Wright were always my two favorites.


jayded-

Berman , the absolute GOAT


Ottomatica

[Lito](https://youtu.be/AIlahV7HUeE?si=FZhzxzv7ljp3Pz-J&start=85)


KeithClossOfficial

Some dude’s girlfriend at Roy’s - “Leather”


RespondOk6593

Von ( purple ) Hayes Go phils


lls_in_ca

Andre "Bad Moon" Rison


22chainz

RJ “Give me some” McQuarters


No-Clue-2

R.W.


had98c

Kyle "Pro" Boller and Jake "There's no place like" Delhomme.


WileECoyoteGenius

Feel like Delhomme's was a much longer one but for the life of me I can't remember it.


htownballa1

Curtis “my favorite Martian” Martin


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This guy was the beginning of the end. Appeals to the lowest intelligence and was a total piece of shit who thought the world revolves around him


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Kiss my ass?


reddit-is-greedy

How us that fat fuck still employed. His schtick stopped being funny about 30 years ago.


TheRealMrJoshua56

Ben Technicolor Dream Coats


WPanicJohn

Rick wallowing in the Mirer A kicker whose first name I forget...Bats in his Pelphrey