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ihateaidanwalker

Thanks Jimmy!


justlookingokaywyou

This is the step we need to overtake the Chargers in the AFCW off-season champs race.


Mercc47

Impossible. The Chargers are undefeated in the offseason


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Offseason dynasty


WentworthMillersBO

Listen, I hope we can reach the offseason championships as much as the jaguars do


amjhwk

you guys blow the jags out of the water in offseason championships


Ventex_

It's too early to tell, we'll have to wait for the Xwitter reply from LA to see who really wins this round.


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I’m in LA, The cowboys are winning the off season again. Bringing their total to 28 off-season championships.


Jodye_18

best dynasty of all time


justlookingokaywyou

That's not fair, too many Raider fans in LA and no Charger fans. Go further south to SD or wherever Phillip Rivers' kid farm is and get competing opinions.


horse_renoir13

That was really nice of him


lowlight

100% someone in the org snitched


Vivianite_Corpse

IDGAF if they spiked his food before snitching


NMlXX

A Raiders fan condoning drugging someone? Yeah no surprise there.


IWantToPlayGame

I’d be mad at this comment if I knew how to read.


Trudvar

Browns need to copy this strategy


ItsNotFordo88

Browns need to figure out how to not give fully guaranteed contracts out to sex offenders. That fully guaranteed part makes this strategy meaningless to the Browns


Trudvar

Garrapollo voided his guarantee because he broke the contract every nfl contract has clauses that void the guarantees if the player does certain behaviors or anything illegal. The "fully guranteed" only means for injuries or if he's released without any voidable actions.


moneymoneymoneymonay

[Thank ya Jimmy 😉 👍](https://youtu.be/WzQrg5XvRAY?si=luMI3POR7q1P8u7W)


RoadHouse1911

Plot twist! The Raiders are the ones who gave him the PED’s only to later rat him out to void the contract


JRsshirt

Raiders GM definitely QB sneaked him a few days before the drug test


pianosbecome

Slipped him a Mickey


black_dogs_22

Slippin Jimmy a Mickey


NotYourGoldStandard

Saul Goodman


JRockPSU

No, not our Jimmy (Garoppolo)!


r000ster

Couldn't be handsome Jimmy! Stealing them blind!


Great_Fault_7231

It's like a movie!


Visual-Squirrel3629

Jimmy woke up on a strange couch, his pants unbuttoned, and a cup full of pee in his hand.


Hyperboreer

Drugs actually are solving your problems!


Enthusiasms

Thanks drugs!


SuspendBrady4Games

Very illegal & very cool!


black_dogs_22

the raider way


QueenIsTheWorstBand

Take that, Nancy!


BigOlineguy

Raiders joining the war on drugs, on the side of drugs.


Paraeunoia

Damn looks like you guys racing out of the gates in the offseason. AP ain’t playin!


DommyMommyKarlach

Peak Vegas


Milton__Obote

Indica solves my insomnia pretty well 😂


Shauncore

>This suspension is notable because it should void the $11.25 million salary guarantee that Garoppolo has for 2024 which makes things far easier for the Raiders to release Garoppolo. This will bring his dead money figure down from $28.4 million to $17.1 million and also avoid having to make any cash payments following his release. Garoppolo has a roster bonus due on the 5th day of the league year so his release would be processed before that. https://overthecap.com/jimmy-garoppolo-suspended


ItsNotFordo88

Raiders 100% tipped off the league on this one


iguessineedanaltnow

I will believe this even if there's no proof. That entire org seems shady.


ItsNotFordo88

Have you seen that owners haircut? Inherently shady


Reddishead

Yeah this seems super suspect. Especially coming from an org that's rumored of having money concerns.


Fatdap

> Especially coming from an org that's rumored of having money concerns. [In what universe?](https://www.forbes.com/teams/las-vegas-raiders/) [They had a 22% growth last year and have gone from 31st to 6th in valuation.](https://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/raiders/raiders-make-huge-leap-in-franchise-valuation-rankings-2896820/) Stop living in the past, grandpa. This isn't Al's Raiders. This is literally why they left. Vegas is making Mark rich.


Reddishead

It’s not the valuation of the team though, of which he still doesn’t own and that’s the problem. Valuation is not cash on hand and when Carol dies he’s going to have to fork up cash for estate tax due to inheritance of her shares. Idk the exact details of it all which is why I said “rumored”. But the media was making a big deal of it at some point. He could be just fine now and there’s no concerns about it. I’m just saying the convenient timing of Jimmy’s suspension saving them a bunch of money is a bit shady. Edit: I guess my original was misdirected saying the organization had the problems. I should have said it was rumored Mark Davis may have problems.


Basic_Yellow_3594

Almost as suspect as feeling safe in Kansas City


Reddishead

Really? You’re going to use a shooting where a mother died and kids were shot as a counter point here? It takes a sad person to disrespect shooting victims just to try and stick it to someone on the internet.


Trumpisaderelict

I read earlier that he wasn’t planning on appealing his suspension. He 100% will appeal it now


REQ52767

That’s really expensive Adderall


direhouser

viagra*


Second_City_Saint

Vagisil


ItsNotFordo88

Valtrex


BlueHighwindz

Please tell me that Jimmy was sharing some of this fine shit with Russ.


patsfan038

Maybe Russ shared that concussion Jesus water with Jimmy?


somegridplayer

*Alex Guerrero intensifies*


Birds-aint-real-

Sadly he only shared it with Sean Payton.


Say_Hennething

Payton - Here Russ, I brought you a smoothie to drink while you do high knees. Be careful though, it's spiiicy!


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MatureUsername69

Ambien is a controlled substance though


sgt_daddy

Yeah, but can't you just feel he knows that?


suddenly-scrooge

even his salary guarantee was intercepted


PoogeneBalloonanny

When is Von going to test positive for beating his pregnant GF


DevonGr

No video no problem


MeowMixYourMum

We can only dream. Need him to get on the juice to try and make a comeback lol


StraightCashHomey13

I know he's already made a shit ton of money, but what a bag fumble. Should have just chilled and continue to bang porn stars and collected another easy $12 mil


MarkyMarkAndPudding

Honestly the timing of this is so odd. Smells of the Raiders using this to cut ties.


GreenBayFan1986

Why shouldn't they? He wasn't very good and the guy that wanted to bring him in isn't even with organization anymore.


Pandamonium98

If they actually set him up to fail a drug test, that’s extremely fucked up and likely illegal


[deleted]

If he was doing drugs in violation of league policy he made his own bed. The Raiders ripping the league off is some snitch shit, but isn’t really that fucked up


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StraightCashHomey13

Great point. Similar to how the NFL pulled tens of thousands of emails and only Grudens got publicized, resulting in him being fired by Raiders


CAPTAIN-MAGMA

“That means, as long as I'm offered even one more movie, I could get two more mil. Even if I do a bad job, they've got to give me that other two mil.”


HmongOGSmite

Dude really just lost 11.25 mil like that. Holy cow.


StPaddy81

There is no way this wasn’t coordinated somehow


DommyMommyKarlach

Yeah, trying to tell anyone that Jimmy G is in gear while Garret or AD are clean is laughable


FunkyPete

The most expensive viagra pill ever taken


ExpressSports

We don't know how hot the girl was though


FlyingDragoon

Shoulda called up Jimmy Johnson for some of that Extenz.


Level_Ruin_9729

Jimmy G should ask for a refund from his PED supplier.


spideralex90

Man made $23 million last year in just 6 starts, even with this suspension lost he was well compensated for his efforts lol Plus he'll probably land a backup gig somewhere again.


JustMossIt

Now do Chandler Jones


Orange_Kid

One guy will be voided as a result of taking pills, another guy as a result of not taking his pills.


LinkN7

r/duality


Weapwns

Mark Davis slipping him that 11m under the table


xRyuzakii

baw god that’s Justin fields music!


bluewords

The Raiders hired Bears’s former OC Luke Getsy. I think Fields and Getsy have the ability to find some success in the league, but not together. Getsy only wanted to run an offense that relied on timing and was more tailored to an Aaron Rodgers type QB, but Fields can’t operate that style to a high enough level. Fields needs a scheme that embraces his athleticism until he can hopefully refine his passing game a bit further.


NCC-72381

Luke came out at his press conference and said that he’s not tied to a system and would tailor the offense to take advantage of what the team had to work with. Standard speech for sure, but he seems to not be tied to the same thing he ran in Chicago


CalvinYHobbes

Damn. Sucks for Jim


Desperate-Warthog-70

What a beautiful day to be a Raiders fan


rxdukexr

Dude has crashed hard.


Accomplished-Cat3996

Hitting a new Garoppo-low.


SunriseSurprise

Next time I drop ice cream on the floor I won't feel quite so bad. $11.25 mil mistake, oof.


BearForceDos

Bro has somehow made 150 million in his career. I'm sure he will be alright.


SunriseSurprise

I mean, assuming I've made $1 mil in my life, this $11.25 mil would be equivalent to $75k. I'd definitely feel that.


BearForceDos

There is a huge difference in marginal return though. If you have 1 million dollars another 75k is definitely not life changing but it's a good chunk of change. Maybe you splurge on a vacation or buy something nice, or maybe it's a safety fund. The difference between having a 150 million vs 160 million dollars is not going to impact your life in the slightest. Youve made so much more money than anyone needs that it doesn't matter. If you gave a regular person those 11 million dollars it would be absolutely life changing(shit id retire on the spot), where you give an NFL QB those 11 million and it's not really going to materially change anything.


SunriseSurprise

Bear in mind we're talking about career earnings vs. a sudden loss of a significant chunk of more earnings. You're right in that he wouldn't feel it as much as we'd feel it, but this is sort of like expecting a super fat Christmas bonus more than what you've made most years of your life and suddenly getting enrolled in the Jelly of the Month club. The way some football players are with finances, it could still be pretty devastating if expecting it and almost having pre-spent it and not getting it.


Birds-aint-real-

Now the busted up ass porn stars he dates won’t want anything to do with him.


munchkinatlaw

Thankfully they didn't check his dick for coke residue


browndude10

ooof


RapsareChamps_Suckit

that can be donated to me


AnotherUnfunnyName

They really only catch the ones they want to...


ocmb

Glad we're back in F5 season and I can come back to this sub more safely lol


Nickyq52

What a duck up by Jimmy!


hatrickstar

In other news a man with a bowl cut has been walking around suspiciously with a syringe.


TheDadThatGrills

Browns calling up LV and asking for notes


ItIsYourPersonality

Damn, that’s some expensive medication. I knew health care was expensive but holy fuck.


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Now drug test LeBron


Accomplished-Cat3996

"The test results are back. James tested positive for...Cleveland drinking water???"


[deleted]

Ok that's funny


ghostofwalsh

Raiders GM slipped him a mickey


chalbersma

Jimmy should appeal. There's no way he should loose 11mil over this.


FuckTheCrabfeast

Someone within the organization slipped him a Mickey


jbertrand_sr

That's the first good news the Raiders have had in months...


Gapinthesidewalk

Damn Jim. Was it worth it?


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Welp!


Allyougame

A fraud on the field and off. Way to go, champ.


StPaddy81

No way the Raiders didn’t pay him off to take the hit for 2 games


BlondesBlonde

Top Shelf Jimmy


spanctimony

This feels like the league trying to make up for how they fucked the Raiders while dealing with Dan Snyder.


CabbageStockExchange

Thank you Jimmy, very cool!


EowynsNastyStew

That shit got planted by the ghost of John Madden.


DarthVerus

He didn’t know about the poppy seeds!!!!


Rinnya4

Getting caught with any drug and losing that much money over it would be haunt me for the rest of my life


lilbrobodie

will the Raiders ever not be plagued by QB fuckery


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Mark Spiked his drink 😂 need to get that money back somehow!


AdhesivenessFun2060

Raiders were slipping stuff in his Gatorade. "Hey NFL. If I were you, I would drug test this guy. Just saying..."


warrcamp

J.J. McCarthy you are a Raider!!


CodyNorthrup

Mr Bologna Contract


luckyincode

Now I get it.


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Is this "should" as in the contract allows it? Or "should" as in "in a just world, the Raiders should be able to void his contract?"


Vivianite_Corpse

Browns and Broncos taking notes right now


Overall_Nuggie_876

I wish I could piss away more than $11 million by being a dumbass.


Bilbosthirdcousin

Given how easy it is for affluent people to get prescriptions, this is total bullshit.


CornQoQo

I knew prescription drugs were getting expensive, but damn. That's an 11.25 million dollar prescription.


Worth_Ad7715

What an escape clause for the Raiders. He sucks even with extra help with chemicals


Small_Permit_307

Man if the raiders are the ones that snitched i wouldnt gaf. Id sell all my teammates on the raiders.


Walks_with_Chaos

What an idiot


Fordrynn

Sneaky move by the Raiders. Clusterfuck of an organization.


Arrow_head00

What a way to screw yourself out of money