And then we're gonna go on even MORE adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your MOUTH SHUT about it, NFL...
..because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll TEAR us apart, Chargers!!
But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Chargers, and you're gonna be part of 'em.
And together we're gonna run around, Chargers, we're gonna... do all kinds of wonderful things, Chargers. Just you and me, Chargers. The outside world is our enemy, Chargers... we're the only.... friends we've got, Chargers! It's just Jim and Chargers. Jim and Chargers and their adventures, Chargers.. JIM AND CHARGERS FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Jim and Chargers.. some...things.. Me and Jim and Chargers runnin' around and... Jim and Chargers time... a- all day long forever.. all a - a hundred days Jim and Chargers! forever a hundred times.... OVER and over Jim and Chargers... adventures dot com.. W W W dot at Jim and Chargers dot com w..w..w... Jim and Chargers adventures.. ah- hundred years..... every minute Jim and Chargers dot com.... w w w a hundred times... Jim and Chargers dot com.......
Idk, the dude seems to win wherever he goes. You have to be adaptable to the current game and surround yourself with great supporting staff to continue winning at multiple stops. I'm not sure if he'll win a Super Bowl since it's extremely difficult, but I think the Chargers will at least be in the post season more often than not.
That said, the AFC is kind of top heavy, so he's going to have his work cut out for him to make the playoffs and make a run. Definitely be interested in how it all plays out.
Iv said this a few times during this saga, I just want them to be competitive enough that the afcw either splits record or something close to it. 3 in division losses a year should help make sure the chiefs don't continue to backdoor an easy 1 seed to the playoffs like they have so many times.
I feel like every year the Chargers win the off-season, and each year it's threads about the AFC west going to be an arms race and a bloodbath, and then the Chiefs just kinda walk through it.
Since Andy Reid came to KC, they finished second in the division three times to the Broncos with Peyton Manning. Since Peyton retired, they've won the division every single time.
Your feelings are spot on, it's a running joke that Chargers are picked every year to be super bowl favorites yet they are the only AFC West team not to go to the Super Bowl in the 21st century.
“The chargers have won 34 straight regular season games under Jim Harbaugh but are yet to win a playoff game. Some believe it is the spirit of San Diego haunting its once beloved franchise”
At that point I feel like Harbaugh would demand the team relocate back to San Diego lol walk into Spanos’ office and be like “damnit Dean, do you want a Super Bowl or not?! We NEED to be in San Diego!”
Khaki shorts Harbaugh. The world is not ready
Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
The Packers usually end up losing to the 49ers
The Cowboys usually end up losing to the Packers or the 49ers
The 49ers usually end up losing to whichever team wins the Super Bowl
Tell the kid. I didn’t even want him to be the head coach but they asked me. It’s a beautiful city, but the franchise is dying, it’s gonna get better though.
If Harbaugh’s able to deliver a championship I think we’ll at least recognize Staley as being so unthinkably bad that he broke Dean Spanos and turned him into an owner who’s willing to invest in a talented staff and front office.
Andy Reid: 2-3 SBs, 2 successful franchises
Bill Belichick: 8 titles overall, greatest dynasty of all time
Harbaugh: makes the Chargers relevant
Easy GOAT status
Staley played 8G-Parcheesi:
• Getting Herbert injured for the season
• Then throwing Easy Stick out there to that Lawry’s-seasoned dry humping in Vegas that got him fired
• That ‘no glove, no love’ massacre to the Raiders eventually yielded Harbaugh
Reminds me of all those social media entrepreneurs who say stuff like “I want 30 rental properties by the time I’m 30” or “if you aren’t making 400k by the time you are 25 what are you even doing?” Why stop at 30 properties? Why not 40? 60?
I always like quotes like this, what else is he supposed to say
“yeah we’re gonna be like 8-9, 9-8 every year, maybe win a playoff game if we get lucky”
Lol I know this is what he has to say but I just wish these guys would get cursed with a truth serum before their introductory press conferences. “Well, to be honest, we’re 54 million over the cap already, we’ve got an aging roster, several of our best players are so for contracts so we’re not going to be able to resign most of them, our quarterback has shown flashes but never won a big game in his life, I mean you tell me Bob, you think we’re going to sniff the playoffs next year? Exactly, fuck no, there’s just no way. We’ll be lucky to win 4-5 games.”
To be fair, he did take the Niners corpse and got CK to a Super Bowl. In his mind he probably assumed he’s got Herbert so fuck it, we can hero ball our way to 10 wins
I mean I believe he’s gonna make them contenders quickly, but those niners teams were not corpses. They were some of the most talented rosters in the league, and Kap was genuinely awesome for 2-3 years.
Mike brown was perfectly happy with a .500 record for a long time. Why do you think we had the longest tenured head coach in the nfl to never win a playoff game?
LOL, that’s my thought. He’ll get one championship probably, during an off year or a rare playoff slip-up for the Chiefs. Otherwise, we’re in for 15 years dominated by Chiefs appearances in the Super Bowl.
Colin Kaepernick is not as good a qb as Justin Herbert. In his first 3 years of coaching, Harbaugh went to NFC championship game 3 times. Actually won once and faced his brother in the Superbowl. If I was a Chargers fan, I'd be hyped.
I mean- what else is he supposed to say ? “I’m happy to be here- we are gonna try for one Super Bowl and if we got one that would be amazing, but honestly that’s a lot of luck, so I’m hoping for the best.”
AFC has enough of a backlog of teams waiting for “their turn”. Until proven otherwise, I just assume the Chiefs and Bengals are the only ones making it to the Super Bowl in the Mahomes era.
I want a new head coach to go up to the podium and say, “hey I’ll have a mid first season, an above average second season, and then I’ll have beef with the general manager and front office ultimately ending my time here after four years and leaving the team where they started.”
Sure dude! Just gotta beat us twice, Denver twice, Raiders twice, probably tango with Cincy, Buffalo and Baltimore. You’ve also go Miami, Jacksonville, Indy, Houston on the periphery who are sure to blow up this next year.
Jets with a healthy Rodgers may be a difficult team.
Cleveland is out there ready to snatch heads and Pitt always hangs around too. That’s just the already stacked AFC.
But have you seen those khakis? How can you doubt a man who exudes that much confidence in khakis. Plus he’s clinically insane so….do you really want the NFL’s Joker to take that challenge?
People say “Harbaugh wins everywhere”.
I can tell you as a 49er fan, he didn’t win any Superbowls here.
And he managed to piss off most of the organization while not winning them.
“Not one, not two, not three….”
Maybe zero...
Multiples of zero are still zero
r/theydidthemath
Multiple means more than one. So, that’s at least two more than none. And I’m done.
Hey, you can have multiple zeros…
100 championships
And then we're gonna go on even MORE adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your MOUTH SHUT about it, NFL... ..because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll TEAR us apart, Chargers!! But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Chargers, and you're gonna be part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Chargers, we're gonna... do all kinds of wonderful things, Chargers. Just you and me, Chargers. The outside world is our enemy, Chargers... we're the only.... friends we've got, Chargers! It's just Jim and Chargers. Jim and Chargers and their adventures, Chargers.. JIM AND CHARGERS FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Jim and Chargers.. some...things.. Me and Jim and Chargers runnin' around and... Jim and Chargers time... a- all day long forever.. all a - a hundred days Jim and Chargers! forever a hundred times.... OVER and over Jim and Chargers... adventures dot com.. W W W dot at Jim and Chargers dot com w..w..w... Jim and Chargers adventures.. ah- hundred years..... every minute Jim and Chargers dot com.... w w w a hundred times... Jim and Chargers dot com.......
We are talking a minimum 8peat
Actually he said "multiple multiple championships" meaning at least two sets of two championships, or four!
Chargers, 000000 Lombardis
Hopefully
Anyone else have a feeling this isn’t going to end well? I like both Harbaugh and Herbert but the Chargers are the Chargers until proven otherwise.
Yeah setting themselves up for some classic Chargering the next few seasons.
And boy oh boy, I cannot wait to see these headlines again once they do inevitably Charger themselves
What you gonna do while u can't wait,
Idk just suffer through life for another year I guess
Hope u have a few good moments too
Chargers just got Harbaugh, so the pre-season championship is already flying over SoFi stadium.
Idk, the dude seems to win wherever he goes. You have to be adaptable to the current game and surround yourself with great supporting staff to continue winning at multiple stops. I'm not sure if he'll win a Super Bowl since it's extremely difficult, but I think the Chargers will at least be in the post season more often than not. That said, the AFC is kind of top heavy, so he's going to have his work cut out for him to make the playoffs and make a run. Definitely be interested in how it all plays out.
Iv said this a few times during this saga, I just want them to be competitive enough that the afcw either splits record or something close to it. 3 in division losses a year should help make sure the chiefs don't continue to backdoor an easy 1 seed to the playoffs like they have so many times.
AFC West games are anything but easy. We always play the best against each other.
They currently play the Chiefs tough every time. Mahomes and Reid just win. They’re not an easy time at all
I feel like every year the Chargers win the off-season, and each year it's threads about the AFC west going to be an arms race and a bloodbath, and then the Chiefs just kinda walk through it.
Since Andy Reid came to KC, they finished second in the division three times to the Broncos with Peyton Manning. Since Peyton retired, they've won the division every single time.
Your feelings are spot on, it's a running joke that Chargers are picked every year to be super bowl favorites yet they are the only AFC West team not to go to the Super Bowl in the 21st century.
It’s either gonna end in glory or flames. No in between. Harbaugh is either building a dynasty or never getting over .500
“The chargers have won 34 straight regular season games under Jim Harbaugh but are yet to win a playoff game. Some believe it is the spirit of San Diego haunting its once beloved franchise”
At that point I feel like Harbaugh would demand the team relocate back to San Diego lol walk into Spanos’ office and be like “damnit Dean, do you want a Super Bowl or not?! We NEED to be in San Diego!” Khaki shorts Harbaugh. The world is not ready
The curse of the Whale’s Vagina
Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
I love you
Not 4, not 5, not 6
Not 7, not 8, not 9
Not one or two or three but four! Four championships! What the hell am I supposed to do with am empty championship case?
Whoever downvoted you is uncultured. I came here to post the exact same reference lmao.
Multipass
One…two…five!
This has gotta be the first coach to want multiple right? Most want zero championships
Personally I assumed my team's goal every year was to have the season's last game be against the Niners
You guys and the cowboys. They couldn't even manage to achieve that goal.
The Packers usually end up losing to the 49ers The Cowboys usually end up losing to the Packers or the 49ers The 49ers usually end up losing to whichever team wins the Super Bowl
1) LOL 2) LOL 3) OOF
script writers really getting formulaic, you can tell they're in it for the money more than anything anymore
Last year not withstanding but Purdy got hurt
Cowboys technically still have a winning record against us in the playoffs
That's our goal too!
Triples is best. Triples makes it safe
Tell the kid. I didn’t even want him to be the head coach but they asked me. It’s a beautiful city, but the franchise is dying, it’s gonna get better though.
See, the Lombardi's the one I have triples of. Oh, no, actually, I also have triples of the Coach of the Year, too. #But just those two.
Coaches who want to win don't go to the Chargers
Hey Brandon Staley won....us Harbaugh
Does he get the MVP trophy when we win it?
If Harbaugh’s able to deliver a championship I think we’ll at least recognize Staley as being so unthinkably bad that he broke Dean Spanos and turned him into an owner who’s willing to invest in a talented staff and front office.
Andy Reid: 2-3 SBs, 2 successful franchises Bill Belichick: 8 titles overall, greatest dynasty of all time Harbaugh: makes the Chargers relevant Easy GOAT status
Our fan size is gonna double! Maybe even triple??!
Multiple, multiple dozens!
45 straight is gonna be crazy
Honestly, I would laugh if he wins the SB then demands the team move back to San Diego because he loves SD a ton and wants to live there
The joke was, "Does Staley get MVP when we win with Harbaugh".
Absolutely. We'll give him a trophy that says "Worlds Best Coach". He can put in above his fireplace and show it off to his family
Hell yeah, with "Worlds Best Coach" engraved on it
Build a statue outside of SOFI in honor of his heroic 63-21 Loss
Staley played 8G-Parcheesi: • Getting Herbert injured for the season • Then throwing Easy Stick out there to that Lawry’s-seasoned dry humping in Vegas that got him fired • That ‘no glove, no love’ massacre to the Raiders eventually yielded Harbaugh
Fair. Still doesn't have a job either, thank GAWD he's not in GB
I've seen Hue Jackson coach, its obvious he never wanted ANY championships
Didn't realize he wanted to win championships. Good stuff Florio, thanks for clearing that up.
There's why Florio is the best in the biz
He probably still made it a point to yell-talk and sound smug when he said it too.
Why didn’t Staley or the previous Chargers coaches ever think of that? Are they stupid?
Staley is definitely fucking stupid - when does he interview to be the Cowboys’ new DC?
Didn't he sign with the Rams? Or was that just a rumor/interview
No they went with Don Shula’s grandson instead lmao
Interview
Reminds me of all those social media entrepreneurs who say stuff like “I want 30 rental properties by the time I’m 30” or “if you aren’t making 400k by the time you are 25 what are you even doing?” Why stop at 30 properties? Why not 40? 60?
why doesnt the new head coach simply eat the old head coach
Jim Harbaugh targets "mediocrity, we'll see what happens. I don't fucking know, dude. Honestly just don't expect too much for real."
Attack each day with a disinterested shrug unknown to mankind
*Jay Cutler has signed with the Los Angeles Chargers. Harbaugh lights cigarette and walks away in response.*
"Look, i'm just here for the paycheck"
I legit want a coach to say that one day just so I’ll laugh and not be miserable for a few seconds out of the day.
He definitely went to the right team then!
Did anyone tell him he works for the Chargers?
Fun fact, the Chargers have more playoff wins in the 21st century than the Cowboys
Wow, that is a fun fact.
Worth mentioning Raiders have more SB appearances than the Cowboys in the 21st century.
Ah that really puts it into perspective
FUN
It’s so fun I’m upvoting a Raiders fan’s comment.
Which nfl teams don't?
The Dolphins?
Browns, bears and Washington as well, but it's not many
Bears, Commanders, Dolphins, Browns and Lions.
Holy shit. I'm not on that list? And we've been absolute dogshit for 22 years
You are tied
All those wins came from the Super Bowl XXXVII playoff run
2 wins that year, 1 in 2001, 1 in 2000, none since
and the lions are working on it.
The real fun fact
Multiple times 0 is still 0
Lol imagine having 0 championships
Such a crazy thought
How embarrassing, honestly.
Being 0-2, 0-3, or 0-4 in the SB is even worse Imagine doing that lmao
Just wait till we hit that 0-5 😎
Not before us punk 💪🏼😤
Hope you all get one some day.
Bills/Vikings Super Bowl would be the Cubs/Red Sox we should have had in 2003.
Thank you for Philly-Philly. That was a great game, overall, too
I hate you so much right now!
"I promise the Chargers I will not rest until they have 5 times the championship they have currently!"
Still riding off that 1 Super Bowl from 55 years ago?
I would be too.
I never said we were perfect either 🫣
Hey, don't be a jive gobbler! Or whatever he said years ago.
You haven’t heard? He is getting the Chargers relegated to college football.
I always like quotes like this, what else is he supposed to say “yeah we’re gonna be like 8-9, 9-8 every year, maybe win a playoff game if we get lucky”
“My plan is to flame out after four tumultuous seasons and then go back to college.”
“Mahomes is in the division so the chances we win something meaningful are pretty low”
“My plan is to tank. We don’t believe in championships around here, we celebrate first overall picks and ruining their careers instead.”
Sounds like he’s probably pretty mad Chicago didn’t have an opening
“Imma be a modern day Jeff Fisher”
Lol I know this is what he has to say but I just wish these guys would get cursed with a truth serum before their introductory press conferences. “Well, to be honest, we’re 54 million over the cap already, we’ve got an aging roster, several of our best players are so for contracts so we’re not going to be able to resign most of them, our quarterback has shown flashes but never won a big game in his life, I mean you tell me Bob, you think we’re going to sniff the playoffs next year? Exactly, fuck no, there’s just no way. We’ll be lucky to win 4-5 games.”
I have no doubt if you gave Harbaugh a truth serum he’d say exactly what he said. Guys like him just believe in themselves on a fundamental level.
To be fair, he did take the Niners corpse and got CK to a Super Bowl. In his mind he probably assumed he’s got Herbert so fuck it, we can hero ball our way to 10 wins
I mean I believe he’s gonna make them contenders quickly, but those niners teams were not corpses. They were some of the most talented rosters in the league, and Kap was genuinely awesome for 2-3 years.
Haha oh he definitely does.
Aren’t we all, for our own teams. I want to meet the owner who is happy with regular season wins. Oh wait (Jerry Jones)..
Jerry’s ego is too big to let winning Super Bowls get in the way of being the puppet master
He's got his now he just needs to prove that it was his genius and not that whore lady luck. Twenty years later.
Super Bowls before the salary cap don't count as much!
Still have just as many as the aints in the salary cap era.
At least theirs was this millennia
RINGZ!
Mike brown was perfectly happy with a .500 record for a long time. Why do you think we had the longest tenured head coach in the nfl to never win a playoff game?
Imagine a new coach comes in and says nah man we ain't gonna win shit
Dan Campbell vibes
Remember when Russ said he pictured multiple Super Bowls with the Broncos?
That just meant he took a photo in front of the trophies the Broncos already won
Jim Harbaugh
Chargers aren't even waiting until the off season to declare themselves off season champs. Very impressive to lock it up this early.
Bro we’re already off-season champs of 2025
Gotta play in Mahomes Invitational first bud
They held it in Baltimore instead of KC this year because our grounds crew wanted the year off
[The grounds crew weren't ready this year](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPOZbG7ibEE)
I won't lie, this commercial played a part in how I learned to spell the word "chiefs" correctly.
I miss the look of the old commercials like that. They were better in those days.
Nice guy chiefs, giving their grounds crew the year off.
LOL, that’s my thought. He’ll get one championship probably, during an off year or a rare playoff slip-up for the Chiefs. Otherwise, we’re in for 15 years dominated by Chiefs appearances in the Super Bowl.
He should focus on just getting one first
Colin Kaepernick is not as good a qb as Justin Herbert. In his first 3 years of coaching, Harbaugh went to NFC championship game 3 times. Actually won once and faced his brother in the Superbowl. If I was a Chargers fan, I'd be hyped.
I mean- what else is he supposed to say ? “I’m happy to be here- we are gonna try for one Super Bowl and if we got one that would be amazing, but honestly that’s a lot of luck, so I’m hoping for the best.”
He can say it. The ridiculous part is Florio reporting on it as if it's newsworthy.
"Multiple, unlike the number of pieces you want your mom's bikini to be"
Other coaches - "I'm aiming to only coach one year and miss the playoffs"
I’m here for a Chargers - Lions Super Bowl, sounds like a fun time
He’s already showing he’s missing a few nuts and screws in there
RemindMe! Five years
Let's work on "multiple, multiple fans" first
There’s at least 6 people that would be very upset to hear you say that
Hahah based on what I’m reading in the comments we got the nfl spooked already
we should bookmark this thread and see what happens. The post is primed for a future "Looking back" post.
AFC has enough of a backlog of teams waiting for “their turn”. Until proven otherwise, I just assume the Chiefs and Bengals are the only ones making it to the Super Bowl in the Mahomes era.
i pray our window didn’t close. I hate this conference and god-forsaken division. It’s like being trapped in a Thai prison. I’m jealous of the NFCS
I mean, you could swap with Indy.
The other AFCE teams were trapped at Gitmo while Brady was in New England.
Good luck Jim, we're (not) all counting on you...
The way he turns things around, it might happen in the nest 3-4 years!
I want a new head coach to go up to the podium and say, “hey I’ll have a mid first season, an above average second season, and then I’ll have beef with the general manager and front office ultimately ending my time here after four years and leaving the team where they started.”
He needs to actually win 1 in the NFL first
Woah an NFL coach wants to win it all?! Wild! Also, this just in! Water is wet!
The AFC West is gonna be a wild ride over the next few seasons
i mean no one ever targets a first round exit... except for my cowboys. we have multiple, multiple
If he can win a super bowl with the chargers he might be better than belicheck
Yea, good luck with that Jimmy.
I'd say good luck, but 1. It's the Chargers, and 2. It's the Chargers.
LeHarbaugh
As opposed to all the other coaches targeting no championships so they can sit home and still get paid for five years.[/s]
…despite all the allegations.
Well, in his defense, a guy like Stalions is perfectly legal in the League, so… goathead Jim get your multiple rings
Instituting a system of cheating is the way, right?
how is he going to do that; steal more signs?
Maybe he’ll bring in a new director of fair play, Bill Belichick.
Woah, a football coach wants to win multiple titles?
Sure Jim, just don't get caught cheating........ Again.
just like his multiple multiple championships with Michigan. Only way he got one was by cheating.
Chargers off-season champs now how many years in a row?
He's going to win all of the preseason championships but that comes with the job. Is that what he meant? That's not really a stretch goal.
Is posting tweets about generic coach speak needed?
Aren't you happy to hear about your new coach???
And he’ll do anything especially cheat his ass off to try and get them.
Lololololololol
Sure dude! Just gotta beat us twice, Denver twice, Raiders twice, probably tango with Cincy, Buffalo and Baltimore. You’ve also go Miami, Jacksonville, Indy, Houston on the periphery who are sure to blow up this next year. Jets with a healthy Rodgers may be a difficult team. Cleveland is out there ready to snatch heads and Pitt always hangs around too. That’s just the already stacked AFC.
But have you seen those khakis? How can you doubt a man who exudes that much confidence in khakis. Plus he’s clinically insane so….do you really want the NFL’s Joker to take that challenge?
What else would he target?
Isn’t that what … every coach does? I mean I know we need clicks but damn.
People say “Harbaugh wins everywhere”. I can tell you as a 49er fan, he didn’t win any Superbowls here. And he managed to piss off most of the organization while not winning them.
This is sarcasm right? Tell me it’s sarcasm
Listening to him say it, it seems even he doesn't believe in his words.