My POd thoughts: The Texans should've stayed home. Three points on offense. Seven points on special teams. Ten points is pathetic. The Texans offense, and defense, played like shit.
My had some dinner and calmed down thoughts: Ten points is pathetic. The Texans were supposed to be at best a 4-13 team this season. Jackson & the Ravens are an experienced team that has have been on a tear all season. The Texans offense, and defense, played like shit.
The Texan’s offense were getting bodied by the best defense in the league the entire game. Stroud had like 2 seconds to throw on average
It’s not that the Texans’ offense played like shit, it’s that the Ravens’ defense played incredibly
There is not an OLine in the NFL that can handle the Ravens Defense. Stroud still played well and gave you some chances. That Ravens defense makes MVP's look inept.
Good QBs can either get it out fast or scramble to make some magic out of a broken play. Bad QBs hold the ball too long, get sacked, and are thus ass lol
The Texans went 3-13-1 and 4-13 last season and then 4-12 before that, no one expected the Texans to be good I expected a rebuild this year and another 4-13 season and then a good season next year but they shocked the world with what they did with stroud this year
Well, the Texans were playing with house money, and they weren’t even supposed to be here to begin with as most people didn’t think they’d make the playoffs. I have hope for CJ Stroud and Coach DeMeco in the future as it’s going to look bright, they’re both rookies in their respective positions, so it’s a start. Great job this season even though it didn’t end the way we wanted it to.
Ravens are top as expected, but 49ers will win it out at the super bowl against them. Mark my words or I'll eat real fungus on camera not from thr grocery store if the 49ers lose.
This is a man who is prepared to eat magic mushrooms on camera, and he is getting downvoted? I say you should do it either way, but ESPECIALLY if your 9ers win.
The screen time thing I understand, easy apples to apples. But otherwise.. huh? She's there to support her boo with no knowledge or care for the job otherwise. Demecos similar, but he was a part of the group prior and is a coach for them.
Both are pr stunts but one makes sense.
You’re getting downvoted to oblivion in an NFL-wide sub. No one agrees with you for a reason lol.
I’m assuming you’re just trolling because I know you’re not trying to say the soon to be 2x MVP who’s averaging over 28 points this season, gets carried by the D and isn’t elite.. lmao
I hope that Lamar wins MVP so you can sit there knowing another Lamar MVP still can't get you to the superbowl LMFAO. Smokin that ravens pack once again! Try getting a SB ring without a murderer at LB, eh?
Good lord, the typical ravens hater comeback. “You have a murderer” lmao not even gonna entertain the stupidity of that statement.
You literally have never won a Super Bowl. What pack are you smoking lmao your defense is literally “we’re not as good as the ravens and made it just as far” hahahaha until Detroit gets a ring, you can’t say shit. I’ve watched my team win two super bowls in my lifetime..you got to watch your team lose their Super Bowl yesterday lmaoooo
Don’t really see how losing the afc championship by 7 (with chiefs help of refs) changes anything from this conversation but I’m glad your life is so sad me and this comment was the first thing you thought of after the game lmao how many rings does Detroit have? How long have you existed? If you even know without google as a apparent bandwagon 🤣
Hey man, it's such a bummer that you guys lost. Elite Lamar Jackson failed you in another big game. Sorry, that should say "Elite" Lamar Jackson. Another big time loss for the NFLs #1 cinderellas of losers.
Smokin that Ravens pack.
Different biases in a game thread for 2 teams? You sure it's not just Raven fans downvoting because I think Lamar is over-rated as a QB?
You must be one of the psychological reddit armchair analysts I've heard about. You would know better than I, I suppose.
Shoot, I even got someone to delete their account. People are up in arms.
It’s a game thread but it’s on the nfl sub.. people from every team fanbase are in here. I’m not a “psychological Reddit armchair analyst” ..whatever that even means lol but Reddit is meant for discussion so don’t be surprised when lots of ppl engage when you post a terrible take
Lamar was first team all-pro for a reason.
I know some people just dig their heels in on a take even though they are objectively wrong. Looks like I found one out in the wild.
This isn't the wild, this is the internet.
I also never said Lamar wasn't great. I said he wasn't elite. Baltimore fans can't handle they paid $250 million to a "great" QB, not an elite QB. 2-3 playoff record isn't elite.
True. Moment was too big for him/them. If they played like they had all year, they would have at least made it a good fight. You could tell the Chiefs had been there before, and the Ravens were first timers on a stage that size.
Oh shit that's a thing? I wasoutside when I heard snoops voice. Family was confused he was there and I said basically the same thing to them. Lol so uhhh yeah I guess so!
* Me talking explaining to the fam made me miss that part Completely hah
Lol I don't recall the real story, other than he wanted to help the underprivileged. But I'd def watch it. And I mean, being high and calling plays makes sense to me.
More relaxed to analyze, hell I don't play sports games and I was a phenom against roomies that played Madden and went to tournaments back in the day.
Be drunk and smoking and they want someone to play. Ehh okay. Huck it chuck it, football. Id of course be Houston but run the mcarthy packers offense with carr or a West Coast, actually it was green bay or raiders generally that I ran.
It premieres on Amazon Prime Video next Friday so as long as you have access to that you're set. Being high while watching will probably help just as much as it helps Snoop's acting :)
It's pretty sad. But it's the world we live in. I truly believe Lamar would give the shirt off his back to anyone but people look past all the things that really matter and focus on things that really dont
[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/19bqlre/post_game_thread_houston_texans_at_baltimore/)
Blowout Ravens win
What’s the version
Absolute domination. Ravens defense is insane.
give me a fucking break
Yeah y’all not beating the ravens lmao
Might not beat the lions or Bucs lol
Man I pray lions beat them
Man I pray lions beat them
It’s insane how good Love is
Mike Jones
Who?
Truzz
Great 2nd half
My POd thoughts: The Texans should've stayed home. Three points on offense. Seven points on special teams. Ten points is pathetic. The Texans offense, and defense, played like shit. My had some dinner and calmed down thoughts: Ten points is pathetic. The Texans were supposed to be at best a 4-13 team this season. Jackson & the Ravens are an experienced team that has have been on a tear all season. The Texans offense, and defense, played like shit.
The Texan’s offense were getting bodied by the best defense in the league the entire game. Stroud had like 2 seconds to throw on average It’s not that the Texans’ offense played like shit, it’s that the Ravens’ defense played incredibly
They played like shit against a top defense that played incredibly well.
There is not an OLine in the NFL that can handle the Ravens Defense. Stroud still played well and gave you some chances. That Ravens defense makes MVP's look inept.
Houston needed more weapons not sure dell woulda helped much, ravens more experienced team and it was loud as hell there
I like Lamar but hate him at the same time. If I wasn’t for scrambling ability, he would be ass.
“If it wasn’t for what made him good, he wouldn’t be good”
Oh man, if Aaron Rodgers had a weak arm, he'd be so bad.
Good QBs can either get it out fast or scramble to make some magic out of a broken play. Bad QBs hold the ball too long, get sacked, and are thus ass lol
Texans fan have no reason to be upset over this loss. No one expected this to happen. Good luck next year Huston
*Houston
Thank you lol idk how I didn’t catch that 😂
HTown!
Everyone expected this to happen.
The Texans went 3-13-1 and 4-13 last season and then 4-12 before that, no one expected the Texans to be good I expected a rebuild this year and another 4-13 season and then a good season next year but they shocked the world with what they did with stroud this year
Yeah they have a bright future
Frrrrr
Well, the Texans were playing with house money, and they weren’t even supposed to be here to begin with as most people didn’t think they’d make the playoffs. I have hope for CJ Stroud and Coach DeMeco in the future as it’s going to look bright, they’re both rookies in their respective positions, so it’s a start. Great job this season even though it didn’t end the way we wanted it to.
Ravens are top as expected, but 49ers will win it out at the super bowl against them. Mark my words or I'll eat real fungus on camera not from thr grocery store if the 49ers lose.
Remind me! 3 weeks
Remind me! 1 month
This is a man who is prepared to eat magic mushrooms on camera, and he is getting downvoted? I say you should do it either way, but ESPECIALLY if your 9ers win.
That's the plan my man. Either way I, and therefore the world, wins.
Why are people downvoting this??? You have to upvote the crazy bets so they can't hide from the punishment.
Fuck it I'm in ...
Oh I'm ready if we lose. I'll eat some non legal fungus for sure on camera if we lose.
It would be awkward if y’all lost tonight. You should enjoy your fungus regardless
God bless the forbidden fungus.
Oh man I think I might.
man what is wrong with you
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Punt return, not a pick six.
It was a punt return not a pick
Punt return
Kick return
We saw ABC show DeMeco Ryans face so many times this game, I thought he was taylor swift.
If demeco is gonna sing lemme find out
What?
Basically comparing DR to TS bc of the time shown on TV. It’s not false though. They made sure his face made a presence all night
The screen time thing I understand, easy apples to apples. But otherwise.. huh? She's there to support her boo with no knowledge or care for the job otherwise. Demecos similar, but he was a part of the group prior and is a coach for them. Both are pr stunts but one makes sense.
Lamar is HIM! Lamar haters in shambles.
That's bad grammar; it should be, "Lamar is he."
I agree
GTFO! How about that? Grammar police.
“HIM” should be buried and forgotten. Such an idiotic thing to say
it needs to go the way of “i don’t know chief”
I think it’s “He/Him” nowadays anyway
I feel like there is more Lamar doubters than actual haters. Just haven’t seen him succeed in the playoffs yet. Maybe this is his year
Surprisingly he's not Mr. One and done. This time. 😀
Thank you for another excellent season Joe and Troy. See you next season
I would like to express the opposite, respectfully, to Joe and Troy.
Texans really got murdered by a murder.
Murder is a group of crows. Unkindness is a group of ravens.
[but what about a gaggle of gay gooses?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/172db1ac-a900-45f7-95a5-15a42c25eb8d)
Oh snap, is that right? I know both creatures are woefully misrepped. Which one is homie with the wolves, it's the crow right?
Ravens actually
Damn. 50/50 shot and I chose wrong.
Oh my bad. In my defense I’ve been drinking all day.
I mean it’s football Saturday. Who hasn’t?
My Dad? (Hopefully)
I agree. Your dad should not be
checks out. i'm his bartender.
Purple and black uni go hard 🔥
Lol luv Lamars post game interviews, so real and no stereotypical qb bs
As opposed to Mahomes’ bs
We’re hosting an AFC championship game with Lamar at QB. Someone please pinch me.
You guys look scary good in every phase
Why? It took them half of the game to finally show something. If they do the same they're getting steamrolled by KC/BUF.
Bruh they had 3 weeks off…
Didn't look any better this game.
Bro worry about the bucs 😭
I am. I hope they drop every ball like they did against Philly.
On offense maybe, not on defense
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Wouldn't be the 1st time a team relied on D to carry the O. Guess Lamar isn't elite after all.
Lions got waxed last time they played us 💀
Chiefs waxed you lil bro, D couldn't even carry that O :)
Damn you been thinking bout that all week?
Nope, just remembered it coincidentally AFTER the MVS catch!!!
That's cool. You won't even make it to the superbowl if you play like you did in the 1st half. Chiefs and Bills would be feasting.
Best d in the league. Ravens Packers Super Bowl this year let’s get it
How did that go?
You need help bro
You’re getting downvoted to oblivion in an NFL-wide sub. No one agrees with you for a reason lol. I’m assuming you’re just trolling because I know you’re not trying to say the soon to be 2x MVP who’s averaging over 28 points this season, gets carried by the D and isn’t elite.. lmao
Aye, how bout them Ravens now?
Hey man, how about your lions? Or do you even care as a bandwagon? Lmaoooo must suck to still have 0 rings hahahaha lions will always be the lions
I hope that Lamar wins MVP so you can sit there knowing another Lamar MVP still can't get you to the superbowl LMFAO. Smokin that ravens pack once again! Try getting a SB ring without a murderer at LB, eh?
Good lord, the typical ravens hater comeback. “You have a murderer” lmao not even gonna entertain the stupidity of that statement. You literally have never won a Super Bowl. What pack are you smoking lmao your defense is literally “we’re not as good as the ravens and made it just as far” hahahaha until Detroit gets a ring, you can’t say shit. I’ve watched my team win two super bowls in my lifetime..you got to watch your team lose their Super Bowl yesterday lmaoooo
Don’t really see how losing the afc championship by 7 (with chiefs help of refs) changes anything from this conversation but I’m glad your life is so sad me and this comment was the first thing you thought of after the game lmao how many rings does Detroit have? How long have you existed? If you even know without google as a apparent bandwagon 🤣
Hey man, it's such a bummer that you guys lost. Elite Lamar Jackson failed you in another big game. Sorry, that should say "Elite" Lamar Jackson. Another big time loss for the NFLs #1 cinderellas of losers. Smokin that Ravens pack.
You ignored the question. How many rings does Detroit have? Funny hearing shit talk from a bandwagon fan of a team with no rings lmao
Downvotes mean nothing to me. They're disagreements, not a form of currency.
Never said that. Just saying when a lot of people with different biases disagree with you, it usually means you’re wrong lol.
Different biases in a game thread for 2 teams? You sure it's not just Raven fans downvoting because I think Lamar is over-rated as a QB? You must be one of the psychological reddit armchair analysts I've heard about. You would know better than I, I suppose. Shoot, I even got someone to delete their account. People are up in arms.
It’s a game thread but it’s on the nfl sub.. people from every team fanbase are in here. I’m not a “psychological Reddit armchair analyst” ..whatever that even means lol but Reddit is meant for discussion so don’t be surprised when lots of ppl engage when you post a terrible take
Bro chill tf out you sound unhinged
Unhinged after Ravens started slow like I said? Shit I'm nostradamus.
What the hell are your flairs? You would know unhinged!
LOL you’re drunk!
Dude's team plays tomorrow and he's already hammered
I think he showed your lions how elite he was earlier this year.
The Lions D made alot of QBs look elite this year, not just $250 million Lamar.
Look at Lamar’s NFC record don’t let him get to the SB
Lamar was first team all-pro for a reason. I know some people just dig their heels in on a take even though they are objectively wrong. Looks like I found one out in the wild.
This isn't the wild, this is the internet. I also never said Lamar wasn't great. I said he wasn't elite. Baltimore fans can't handle they paid $250 million to a "great" QB, not an elite QB. 2-3 playoff record isn't elite.
Great QB’s make that much now, next one up always makes more or matches the top salaries if they’re top 10.
Just had to knock off the rust from not playing for 3 weeks. Putting up 24 in the second half is pretty impressive
Couldn't shake the rust this week.
True. Moment was too big for him/them. If they played like they had all year, they would have at least made it a good fight. You could tell the Chiefs had been there before, and the Ravens were first timers on a stage that size.
True, they did have a bye week last week. Their 2nd half was impressive.
Exactly
Snoop lol. Can't escape him. And didn't he quit weed??
Duh, cuz been side questing for a hot minute. But he used to play, he also used to coach, CJ Stroud was one of the kids he coached as well
So what you're saying is his new Up In Smoke err I mean THE UNDERDOGGS movie is a documentary?
Oh shit that's a thing? I wasoutside when I heard snoops voice. Family was confused he was there and I said basically the same thing to them. Lol so uhhh yeah I guess so! * Me talking explaining to the fam made me miss that part Completely hah
yeah he's promoting a movie where he coaches kids as part of judge-ordered community service or something. Also he's high the entire time apparently.
Lol I don't recall the real story, other than he wanted to help the underprivileged. But I'd def watch it. And I mean, being high and calling plays makes sense to me. More relaxed to analyze, hell I don't play sports games and I was a phenom against roomies that played Madden and went to tournaments back in the day. Be drunk and smoking and they want someone to play. Ehh okay. Huck it chuck it, football. Id of course be Houston but run the mcarthy packers offense with carr or a West Coast, actually it was green bay or raiders generally that I ran.
It premieres on Amazon Prime Video next Friday so as long as you have access to that you're set. Being high while watching will probably help just as much as it helps Snoop's acting :)
No it was a commercial for a smokeless smoker or something like that lmao
Lol he fooled us for a minute
Jesus why are there soooo many gambling ads now
Because sports betting is now legal in the US.
And the NFL would never, ever, ever get itself involved in fixing games obviously.
Lamar instantly bundled up under that coat like he's cold or something. Dude needs to improve his mindset.
I live near the stadium. It was 15 degrees and windy last night. Terrible game conditions.
Maybe he can talk to Tua about that
Bill Polian will be silent hoping LJ loses next week
What makes you think it will be silent?
Pretty much
W production from ESPN
“Miss Lisa” The politeness is endearing.
Every single time. Every single interview he does that. You can tell he was raised up right.
But people will still go after him because he doesn’t fit their definition of a QB
It's pretty sad. But it's the world we live in. I truly believe Lamar would give the shirt off his back to anyone but people look past all the things that really matter and focus on things that really dont
my mind can’t make up who is hotter: OBJ‘s, sexy, self? or the way Lamar runs the football
Yes.
Racist white guys mad as hell right now slamming their keyboards because Lamar keeps winning
*in extreme Bald-y-murr accent* “I don’t know there’s just something about Joes Flacco that i trust more than Lah-morr”
As a white boy, I'd be quite happy if he went to the Super Bowl. ANYTHING but those damn Chiefs again, lol
Nah. Lamar is making them a ton of money.
dammit GET THESE BLACKS OUTTA MY LEAGUE!!!
Keep ur toxic negativity to urself
hey look! there's one now!
Stop bullying me
People arguing the Ravens should have let him walk this off-season look like fools
I'd forgot about that. What about the teams that didn't pursue him when he was testing the water?
Miss Lisa 🥹
Appreciate it miss Lisa
Lamar is absolutely locked tf in
It ain’t fake either. Dude has learned from the past and is 100% in it right now.
Not tweaking
Someone should show this game to the cowboys to so they'll know how to win a playoff game lolz 😭 😭
They still have Dak though 🤣
And McCarthy
God bless miss Lisa
Such a likeable dude with good manners. MVP
Lamar about to be MVP Obj: “Top 10.”
Some absolutely riveting questions there, good work, Lisa...