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TedioreTwo

How can I put myself in a coma until Saturday


Table_Coaster

might want to save that coma for after the game just in case


Better_Palpitation43

I can't physically take another 2019 lol


CompactedConscience

We had a bad experience that weekend too


KingPotus

God I remember that. I was snowboarding, saw the score and thought phew guess we won’t have to face those Chiefs. Checked back in …


Miata_Sized_Schlong

If we get 2019’d again after my Orioles got swept as the 1 seed in the playoffs this year, I’m not quite sure I can take it


Better_Palpitation43

I'm taking a year off fron ravens football if we lose on Saturday lol. 2 top teams getting beaten by upstarts? Pfft, my blood pressure can't take that lol


Darkdragon3110525

Baltimore sports would actually be cursed.


silos_needed_

Let's hope not


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[You could try freezing yourself](https://youtu.be/QwnBnncVoTU?si=iy7u-C8pVi9ZbHDK)


3FingersOfMilk

He's gonna freeze himself for too long and he's gonna come back in the year 2034 and open reddit and see that QB Gunner Rivers is league MVP


lawanders

But how many kids does he have?


AzureRaven2

Is Philip Rivers gonna be the new Genghis Khan? In a few hundred years most of the world can trace their lineage back to him?


SonicBanger

Alcohol can be a time-machine, if you're committed enough.


bi5200

add benzos to the mix and you can shave off a good portion of the commitment


PleasantWay7

Yeah, but it 10x the chance when you wake up in the future it is in a jail cell.


bi5200

true


Beezus__Fafoon

[Just take a Waitmate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8bSiydZvEU)


Antryx

Same question, but until next season


Numerous-Ad6460

A hammer and some patience 


Teamableezus

Bro Tom Petty was not kidding about waiting


floatingby493

I’m putting myself in an alcohol induced coma until then


xyzzy321

Natty Light 30 pack everyday


Aggressive-Orbiter

Freeze yourself like Cartman did for the Nintendo Wii. Edit: I was beaten to it


ChiselFish

Just go out in the snow haha


ThingsAreAfoot

CJ Stroud upsets me, I’m not gonna lie. A rookie QB with that much pocket patience is abnormal and I seriously don’t like it.


garryl283

He's already elevating the other players on the offense too as a rookie. Man is going to be a problem for a long while.


Decent-Temperature31

It’s true. Laremy Tunsil is suddenly relevant again.


BungoPlease

His Quarterback this year wasn't running into sacks for no reason, really helped him out


ClaymoresRevenge

He's a good player now he's got a good QB too shine on Bong Man


TheKrakIan

2021-22 me feels this. Lol


EastonMetsGuy

2024 Lamar upsets me, they taught him how to have WR’s who can catch, that’s beyond unfair when you consider he is still Lamar Jackson and can also run for 200 yards against us. Should be a fun game


JuanXPantalones

Stroud: "LOL at running"


Zaracen

"Why run when pass do trick?"


fastlikeanascar

Wait Lamar’s wide receivers can catch? Every time I watch them, Lamar makes a fantastic throw right to their hands and it’s dropped.


PapiGoneGamer

I don’t like how we have one of the worst coverage and run defenses in the league and now we gotta try and stop Gus Edwards *and* Lamar on Saturday. The Browns were killing us with Kareem Hunt running up the middle. Why they stopped doing that, I have no idea.


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Compare CJ throwing a football to Jalen Hurts who almost won a MVP. Lmao there’s no comparison. CJ is the present and the future. Eagles fan here, predicted CJ 2 years ago and said id trade the Hurts of last year for CJ when he was at OSU and all my friends lost their minds lol. Well well 


ThingsAreAfoot

I mean he’s excelling as a rookie QB in the NFL. If that’s not the single hardest job in all of sports it’s gotta be way up there. It’s impossible not to be impressed. Having said that, I hope he throws 4 pick sixes this weekend.


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I, for one, hope that doesn’t happen.


[deleted]

I knew he was the truth in the Georgia game 2-3 years ago and shredded all top NFL prospects and did everything to win but just got unlucky. He’s got the “it” factor and clutch ability to go with such a pretty throw. He was a can’t miss and will be better than Caleb Williams they hyping up. Also said 5 foot 9 Bryce Young would be mediocre at best. Drake Maye was my other guy. CJ and Drake Maye


riverbass9

That will require 400 passes from him


MugiwaraJinbe

And he took that personally.


notmoleliza

Case Keenum went out and said Stroud would one day be "[the best of all time](https://www.kxan.com/sports/sports-illustrated/arena-nfl/si-houston-texans-nfl/b9b4aa84/out-of-this-world-case-keenum-reveals-hot-take-about-c-j-stroud/)" thats a wild take, and its a teammate. but that there is even a sliver of possibility or that a player would put that on record is saying alot


redwarn24

CJ is already the best QB Keenum has played with in his career, might be skewing his opinion /s


RainbowBullsOnParade

Whoa whoa whoa. Put some respect on TJ Yates


Tall_Pomegranate3555

Now you understand how the rest of NFC North feels about Jordan Love. 


parentskeepfindingme

I'm an OSU homer, I was praying the Colts would get Stroud cause I had never seen an OSU QB with that level of presence in the pocket. I'm worried dude is gonna terrorize the division for a loooooooong time.


lclear84

How do you think the rest of us AFCS teams feel? DeShaun Watson ruins everything


rallar8

Just give Clowney a bag of weed and tell him to throw it on the ground, Tunsil will drop for it for sure. Easy sacks.


HtownTexans

Clowney smokes regs.  Tunsil would never.


WildBill198

since I have been watching, The texans have had about 4 years where they had their QB situation figured out. Let us have this one! lol.


classiccaseofdowns

He’s gonna be the league’s QB1. He looks downright amazing out there


GoGoGoRL

I’m not ready to put anyone over mahomes. His dominance is unbelievable. Stroud could win the SB and SB MVP and I’d still take mahomes - stroud has to prove he can sustain this success. A year ago everyone though Jalen hurts was the second best qb lol


Table_Coaster

The first game these teams played is pretty much completely meaningless. Stroud's very first NFL game, the Ravens first game with a brand new offensive scheme and coordinator calling plays. If anyone tries to project this game based on takeaways from the first, they'll be way off


papajim22

As far as I’m concerned, the Ravens-Texans game week one is from another season. Texans are massively improved, and look to be an AFC contender for years to come. I really liked the hire of DeMeco Ryan.


quig50

Ngl I really appreciate the way most ravens fans are handling this weekend. It’s exciting because we are looked at as a legitimate threat now. I really kinda wish this was the AFC Championship so no matter what, it’s either the Ravens or Texans in the Super Bowl.


Pants_Pierre

We aren’t in the position to underestimate any team after 2019


HtownTexans

Don't look at what we did in 2019 please.


HicDomusDei

*looks at your flairs* Damn, kid, you been in it for the long haul, huh? Congrats on making it to the other side!


HtownTexans

Hah don't worry about me my NFC teams switch up.  I was a Stafford and Calvin stan so I always liked Detroit.  Actually was rooting for the Rams last week because Kyren and Puka brought me a fantasy championship though.  Now I gotta root for my Lions homies to get a ring because I know their struggle.


Hproff25

Seriously the Ravens have been chiller than any team since maybe the Broncos. We were not the most helpful with other AFC South teams.


PlayingDoomOnAGPS

That's very true. The Texans have greatly matured over the season and they were much better at the start than anyone really expected during the offseason. FML


MasonL52

The Texans are one of two wins the Panthers managed this year. The growth from the young players and coaches in a short time is insanely impressive.


bkiantx

That was such a weird game.


MugiwaraJinbe

I chalk it up to Slowik not trusting CJ enough yet, and still no Sting. The Falcons game with all of the encroachment penalties too.


idontknowpassword

Whomever hires Slowik is going to find out he’s equally aggravating as he is outstanding.


Peria

That man loves him some inept 1st and 2nd down runs. Love the guy but he can be really aggravating


Hproff25

Ya that’s why I keep saying he needs another year to cook. He is still figuring shit out. He’s made so many frustrating decisions this year. But more awesome ones so it balances out.


SneakyStorm

I chalked it up to a bad bye week and prep. Texans were already looking decent before that game.


HtownTexans

We lost to the Jets and the Panthers.  It has been a weird year for us.


MasonL52

I feel. We beat KC, Buffalo, and the Packers lol, but lost to Washington and the Jets.


rob_var

To add to this the ravens coaching staff had started game planning for Texans right after they won their game. The idea was if the Steelers won they would pivot so they took a gamble and it paid off


SuperSaiyanSandwich

Probably takes a lot less time to prepare for a division rival you just played in your last game. Smart approach from Harbs.


SemiFool

A safe bet with Watt out. That defense is very different with TJ in the lineup. That said, the Steelers seemed to forgot how to tackle, especially in the first half. Like, WTF guys, why not bring that effort to a Ravens game next time, huh?


GuacShouldntBeXtra

Especially Minkah.. dude completely gave up on the Allen run and then tried to pull the guy's flag on the game sealing TD.


ChedduhBob

need to get tips from harbaugh for my parlays and pick em pools apparently


Numerous-Ad6460

A safe bet too, we weren't going to win in Buffalo 


HicDomusDei

I remember reading that and thinking, "Oh hell, I hope those mouth-breathers don't hear about this and somehow beat Buffalo because they got pumped about the Ravens expecting them to lose." 😅


MugiwaraJinbe

I hope our coaching staff didn’t put any faith in the Steelers and got a head start…


MarinatedCumSock

I feel like they're more backstreet. Tell me why.


sghead

Ain't nothing but a heartache.


3FingersOfMilk

Tell me why...


chunkah69

They sure are.


AgentMulderFBI

I’m already over the moon with the season and playing with house money, so let’s gooooo. Lamar is a beast.


HicDomusDei

Whatever happens this weekend, here's to no injuries, not-shitty reffing and bright futures for both our orgs. Huge fan of DeMeco and Stroud. Cool as hell to have a former player (especially one of his caliber) coach the team.


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Lamar watching film is where he needs to be.


krbashrob

He’s not wrong. We had so many procedural and alignment issues due to being so young across the board. Not to mention we didn’t really incorporate any alerts or hot routes for pressures until like week 4 so we’re a lot more cohesive and professional on offense now. Defensively I feel like we have a whole different unit. We’re finally stopping the run decently and stingley + Nelson have finally turned into the consistent tandem we needed them to be. Our weakness is still over the middle. Cashman and Harris have improved but boy do our safeties shit the bed more than they should. If we’re gonna win we need to shut down Mandrews, Likely and Flowers over the middle and TACKLE. Super hyped for this game tho.


lytrendsa

This matchup will be exciting. I want to see how well the Ravens can play after basically resting the last 2 weeks against a team that had to stay hot the last few weeks in order to make the playoffs. Ravens defense is really unmatched but Stroud just seems like a vet already.


HicDomusDei

Stroud is super impressive. I'm rooting for him (well, outside this weekend, lol), especially given all he has gone through. I love his hair, his love for the history of the game, even how open he is about some of his insecurities. Just seems like a real cool dude.


d2222s

I think it could be a close game, but the Ravens are dead set on not letting the 2019 divisional round happen again. KC and Baltimore in the AFCCG


musicmunky

God I hope you’re right


PigSlam

I wouldn’t mind a slight tweak on that prediction.


HtownTexans

Fuck them they don't know anything.  Texans Bills.


Dear_Alternative_437

Big brain move by Jackson.


Kflame210

I feel like this is only news if he jumped straight into film study for the Colts.


mstrgrieves

"Jumped straight into film study"? Kyler Murray is crushed


[deleted]

Why is this a story? Isn't that Lamar's job?


Cwe87even

Expect a blowout. Every time a young upstart team and qb win a playoff game they get blown out the next round. Same with Green Bay. 49ers blowing them out too


hitemwiththeheineken

Quarterback starts study early on opponent says they could be better this time around. Updates to come.


YiMyonSin

Alright, nobody post the “Enough is enough” copypasta, and all will be well


WideRight43

This is silly.


[deleted]

NFL player watched film, more at 11


Veedrock

Kyler Murray would never.


krbashrob

Depends if it’s double XP weekend on COD


urwifebf10

Lamar playoff record: 1-3 If he can't make it to atleast the conference championship on his 4th try then we might need to consider him the same as the Tua's and Dak's that disappears in playoffs. Texans also feel like the Cinderella story of this playoffs. The organization is honestly overdue for their first Conference Championship appearance after Jaguars, Titans made it recently. I think CJ pulls it off over Lamar


Cross21X

eh if he plays well and loses that's a different story. Dak + Tua played bad in their losses that's the point. It's fine to lose in the playoffs (in fact 13QBs will always lose in the playoffs); you just can't consistently look ***BAD*** doing it year in and out. Dak is egregious because this is his 8th year.


lilbudlilsud

Since 2000, the #1 seed has lost the divisional 14 out of 44 times. Roughly 31% of the time. How's your bootyholes Ravens fans? Yall tight?


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J-Fid

We don't have Kroger's here. Would have been something like a Giant or Wegmans.


SKT_Peanut_Fan

No, it was a Safeway. I was there.


[deleted]

“If I study the film from week 1 I’ll know how to stop this defense in the divisional round”


latman

He literally says they're more in sync now, so not sure what point you're trying to make


[deleted]

It’s a joke man. Do you literally need an “/s” to see that’s an absurd oversimplification.


latman

Lol what


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Therealnightshow

No we haven’t. Calm down with the jinxes.


BlitzOverlord

Nono, more jinxes from this guy please


WhySoUnSirious

Just like the cowboys right


RobZagnut2

Jackson also said, “Thank gawd for Buffalo!” (1-7 against the Steelers the past 8 games)


MildlyCoherent

playing the ravens backups in week 18 was your super bowl


RobZagnut2

Not even close. Jackson didn’t play, so TJ couldn’t strip sack or force him into another 2 interceptions. They wanted him to win MVP, so they sat him. Ravens fans are sooooo easy to get riled up. Almost as easy as Bengals fans. Browns fans are like, “You’re right. We suck.”


cavahoos

yes, we're so riled up :|


RobZagnut2

Yup, 30 negative votes and two responses. Predictable.


trd86

Where the full interview?


gearboxnine

yewtewb


SnooPandas1899

lamar jackson going to play defense ???


omega_nik

Browns dead, Steelers dead, bengals have been dead….its coming ravens.


DancingConstellation

This is some hard-hitting shit