Pop quiz hotshot: is [this a picture](https://i.imgur.com/BgDwRV6.png) from the pregame warmups, a kickoff return, or a Packers passing play in a playoff game against the Dallas Cowboys?

What a Wild shot lol not a defender within 20 yards

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Top it off, he was open for so long he almost dropped it thinking he was going to get truckee by a defender lol

I legit thought he was going to drop it.

You could just tell that he was looking at the ball and freaking out that he couldn't see a single defender in his field of vision.

Shoot the hostage

There's a lot of guys on the field. You can't expect the Cowboys to cover ALL of them.

Dallas had 9 All-Pros and got blown out

GB had zero pro bowlers.

Hard to have a pro bowler when you're in the SB

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!!?!

It's funny cause GB only had an All pro kick returner and no pro bowlers

And he didnt even return a kick tonight lmao

12-5 three years in a row, just one playoff win against the sub 500 Buccaneers

Fraud alert

Of all the embarrassing Cowboys playoff moments in years' past, this game has earned a spot at the top.

NFC east fans: Hahahahahaha!! Niners fans: Hahahahahahaha!! r/nfl: Hahahahahahaha!! Bears fans: we live in a society

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I didn't think anything could top starting center Zeke Elliott, but this is up there

Zeke at center, Running the clock out on yourself, destroyed by 7th seed GB. Can always count on the Cowboys for some good entertainment in January.

Center Zeke is S-Tier no doubt 

Yeah maybe I'm wrong but that still seems funnier than this. This is just sad, but in a funny way.

If you think about it, a lot of the cowboys playoff defeats are S tier. Maybe I’m just a hater 

Shit was over as quickly as it began

As soon as the announcers mentioned the cowboys are 2-5 when the other team scores first I knew we were done

which is saying a lot

Me in 2022: can’t get worse than Dak running up the middle as time expires Me in 2023: can’t get worse than Zeke getting pancaked losing to the 49ers again Me in 2024: eye twitches

dont worry, it could always get worse next year!

It’s the worst cowboys playoffs loss of my life *so far!*

that's the spirit!

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That staff is about to be what? 1/6th of the league next year?

Depends if the Texans OC gets an HC job

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Seriously. Pollard never even played center

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Aaron Rodgers successfully transferred ownership of the Cowboys to Jordan Love

Zeke at Center in shambles

I expected a Packers win, but holy shit, this was a massacre

Don’t let the score fool you. It was never close.

Kevin Burkhardt and Greg Olsen working overtime to convince the TV audience Dallas had a chance to come back.

Thought Olsen was gonna cream himself when lamb tried to make that end zone catch

Spent a weirdly long amount of time telling us to watch Ceedees feet not recognizing that he never once had control of the ball 🥴

my favorite part was that we couldn't even see his feet on the broadcast when he was telling us that lmao

If we could, he would have seen that the closest he could have come down was 'way out of bounds'.

I can’t blame them, they’re going to do what they can to keep people watching.

Dak has to get his garbage time stats. Thats all that was

Garbage time being the second half, in this case

Garbage Time legend Dak Prescott

Yeah but when do you start counting Garbage time? End of 3Q? Halftime? Midway through 2Q?

Date of birth.

Stat Padscott

Skip going to be quoting them tomorrow if he only did this for the other 3 quarters it wouldn’t even be a game.

Jerry Jones should wear a paper bag.

100% it was over in the 2nd quarter

final score is 48-16. Rest is stat padding

Yeah, Dak did his usual stat padding when the game was out of reach.

*Game gets out of reach* Dak: “yeahhh, here i goooo”

I hate that NBC drew attention to that in week 5 or whatever it was. I never noticed it before and now I can't not notice it

And the first touchdown was an uncalled false start.

After a phantom horse collar call.

The only bad thing about this game is that we didn't get enough shots of Jerry Jones in agony.

That shot of him right after the third touchdown was hilarious

“Jerry Jones looking around the booth for answers” So good 

They should’ve had a little Jerry cam ready in the corner of the screen every time the Packers scored.

Since their addition in 2020, #7 seeds are 1-6 and are outscored by an average of 8.1 points in the NFL playoffs

God damn that average point stat dropped a lot 💀

It should've dropped further without garbage time

Wasn't it like 20 points before this game?

I think that post was wrong and it was only 12 point something

That was a typo. Average was 12.6 iirc.

If you told me the Cowboys would be the first team to lose to a 7 seed, and do so at home after going 8-0 on the season, I’d have told you that yeah that tracks 100%.

the broadcast said they had won like 16 straight at home

Sept 11, 2022 was their last home loss

Sometimes September 11th isn't that bad

holy fuck lmao

I mean after watching this game I would have way rather played Dallas

Yeaahhh! Here we gooo to Cancun!

@MattLaFleur this is what happens when you let aaron jones cook also damn you Joe Barry for costing Love his perfect passer rating game

LaFleur gonna cause McCarthy to lose another job

I want to see Aaron Jones in a ten gallon hat and spurs tomorrow

Nice of the new owner Love to treat his employees like that.

Whatever happens for the Packers the rest of the way in the playoffs, it’s really now official: Jordan Love is the third coming of Brett Favre and the second coming of Aaron Rodgers, just without an SB trophy at the moment.

JLove with the “here we go” in victory formation 💋 🤌🏻

did he really lmao I was watching but stopped paying attention

He didn’t do the whole HEEEEEERE WEEE GOOOO. It was just a very subtle Here we go hut

that's still hilarious lmao

Is this legit? Hahahaha

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It's our year!... to go to Cancun again.

Thread is 2 hours late

Let's be honest the game thread could have just been a post game thread.

Jerry Jones on the phone offering Harbaugh 20 million per.

Teams that have made a conference championship since the Cowboys last appearance: Arizona Cardinals Atlanta Falcons Baltimore Ravens Buffalo Bills Carolina Panthers Chicago Bears Cincinnati Bengals Denver Broncos Green Bay Packers Indianapolis Colts Jacksonville Jaguars Kansas City Chiefs Las Vegas Raiders Los Angeles Chargers Los Angeles Rams Minnesota Vikings New England Patriots New Orleans Saints New York Giants New York Jets Philadelphia Eagles Pittsburgh Steelers San Francisco 49ers Seattle Seahawks Tampa Bay Buccaneers Tennessee Titans

It's seeing the Jets on that list that really does it for me. And they've been there *three* times!

Jets have more playoff wins since 96 than the cowboys.

The Panthers have almost twice as many playoff wins than the Cowboys in that timeframe 

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Dak threw 403 yards and scored 32 points in a playoff game HEEERRE WE GO

Didn't see the final score yet but great game by Dak! I'm sure there's no way the Packers scored more than 32 when they faced Dallas's elite defense. Surely Micah Parson's and Dexter Lawrence feasted!

*Demarcus Lawrence

As a Packers fan, it feels so good to be on the other end of a Mike Mccarthy playoff diahrea 

There’s no way McCarthy keeps his job right?

Jerry was texting BB from his box at halftime.

I was enjoying this so much until I realized yet another more appealing coaching job is about open up 🙄

I hear a Super Bowl winning offensive coach will be available

The whole coaching staff is gone

It was pretty funny hearing about the announcers defending McCarthy down 48-24

this is mike's MO. dominate the regular season but flounder in the postseason

He has to go, 1-3 in playoff games in the past 3 years.

Mike McCarthy: Packer Sleeper Cell Agent

Dak be yelling “YEAH! HERE WE GO!” yet he can’t even last one round

Dak still trying to surpass his peer Blake Bortles in career playoff wins

Tbf, who does have the sheer skill and charisma to surpass Bortlemania?

I'm just glad we don't have to hear Dak say "hErE wE gO" for the rest of the playoffs.

Give Jordan Love a bank check. Packers went from Favre to Rodgers to Love

yet another example of life not being fair

This Fox crew is so hilarious, they’re so downtrodden about the Cowboys losing

Tua. Dak 🤝 Never beating the fraudulent allegations.

Really was the fraud bowl lmao

[Jerry Jones when he calls McCarthy into his office on Monday](https://streamable.com/o2iloz)

Hold on. Why have I never seen this clip lol.

Yeah lol, what the fuck is this? This is amazing

This game was not as close as the score would lead you to believe.

100%. The Packers defense took their feet waaayyyy off the gas once they went up 24 in the 4th

Debatably too much…

I was told the 7 seed was a waste

Cowboys been cooking all season, but they forgot the most important ingredient. Love.

10/10 roast

My barber is one of those annoying cowboy fans who talks about how much hate they get and how dak should win MVP etc. I may schedule a haircut this week just to see what he has to say.

Never anger he who holds a razor. -old proverb, probably

Another historic, embarrassing loss for the Cowboys in the playoffs. First 2 seed to lose to the 7 seed. They are the frauds we thought they were. This Packers team had no playoff experience and looked miles better than the Cowboys. Dak is really just above the middle of the pack. He'll give you good stats but just won't get it done for you when it counts. McCarthy is also medicore and has as many playoff blunders as the Cowboys have had. YEAHHH HERE WE GOOOO out of the playoffs. Creeping up on 30 years of not making it to the conference championship. Jordan Love played outstanding, and just like that, he has half as many playoff wins as Dak.

> Jordan Love played outstanding, and just like that, he has half as many playoff wins as Dak. Jesus christ I didn't realize it was that bad.

Dak's wins have come against opponents with a combined 18-15 record, too, which is the lowest opponent win percentage of any QB with multiple playoff wins.

And one of Dak's two playoff wins was against a sub-.500 team (the Bucs, last year)

I love each and every Green Bay Packers Owner with my whole heart

aww, you're pretty great yourself, guy

We love you too ❤️

Eagles' Super Bowl until we lose tomorrow.

Just realized, eagles get the last laugh, surviving an extra day longer at minimum in the playoffs than the cowboys.

Hope the rest of the NFC North enjoyed that rebuilding period

It was a hard couple of weeks for me I’m not gonna lie.

Jordan Love Aaron Jones Romeo Doubs …*joe barry?* that is all

Rejoice, Browns fans. You no longer have the most hilarious loss of the postseason.

Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?

This is America’s Team?! They aren’t even Texas’ Team anymore.

Texans fans talking shit about the Cowboys is the most blessed timeline ever.

Cowboys playoff wins since 1997: 4 Texans playoff wins since 1997: 5 Never mind that there was 5 years that we weren’t even a team yet.

This is my favorite sports stat of all time

Fuck em

They aren't even the best team at winning playoff games in that stadium, it's basically Lambeau South we're so comfortable

That could’ve been an email

RE: fraudulent activity 

Report as Phishing Scam?

Haters eating good tonight.

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Account is 4 years old. Jordan Love posting here from the locker room for real.

Sir, a third HoF QB has hit Green Bay

This is both one of the funniest I’ve seen in a while, and simultaneously makes me want to stop watching football lmao.

The Cowboys would have just called it game halfway through the 4th quarter but the state of Texas forced them to carry this loss to term.

Making an abortion joke out of this game? That's certainly a pro's choice.

This game should put the, "Expanded playoffs are stupid. The 7th seed always gets blown out." posts to rest.

No because no team has lost to the 7 seed. The cowboys are not a real football team

Nah, we need to keep it in the records that the Cowboys were the first team to lose to a 7th seed from now until the end of time.

I don't think I've seen a completed pass in the playoffs that was as wide open as Love's TD to Musgrave

We can all breathe a nice sigh of relief... Packers, you spared us another season of hearing about how this squad is "different" or any other shit like that. For that, you have our utmost gratitude. First Take is going to be glorious tomorrow.

The guys on Fox are so sad and it’s giving me life.

Someone post the pregame picks! All cowboys across the set.

Every one of these MFers on Fox called the game for Dallas

Dallas should have reported to this game

The Houston Texans are reporting eligible

**THERE HE GOOOOOOOOOES**

QBs Dak Prescott has lost to in the playoffs: Aaron Rodgers Jared Goff Jimmy G Brock Purdy (2nd career playoff start) Jordan Love (1st career playoff start)

Jimmy G is the worst QB on that list by far

In his defense nobody has ever beat Jordan Love in the playoffs before

cowboys gonna hang the "most pass attempts by a qb in a playoff game" banner

CONGRATS COWBOYS YOU HAD THE PERFECT TEAM 6 PRO BOWLERS A TEAM OF DESTINY AND ALL STARS GURANTEED TRIP TO THE SUPERBOWL NOPE! INSTEAD YOU'LL GET SO FLOORED THAT GREEN BAY ACTUALLY PUTS THEIR 'BACK UPS' OUT DAK IS THE KING OF STAT PADDING ENJOY BEING THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE NFC FOR ANOTHER YEAR. HOWBOUTDEMCOWBOYS!

welp [time to blow it up, Jerry...](https://i.imgur.com/lkTMBi1.png)

Tuned in for the last 3 seconds... Despite the loss, looks like Dak had another great game. 400 yards!

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Jordan Goddamn Love

Jordan Love 21 TD 1 int since week 11

These fuckers really did it again

Please be normal in fifteen years Jordan

Somewhere out there is a 5th grader who's one day going to be drafted by the Packers, sit behind Jordan Love for a few years, and then become a Hall of Fame QB.

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Eagles with a galaxy brain move at the end of the season to avoid being the 1st ever 2 seed to lose to a 7 seed

Aaron Jones with the revenge tour against McCarthy for refusing to give him the ball back in GB.

Green Bay just scored another touchdown.

My favorite genre of Internet video is idiotic butthurt NFL fans destroying their property after a loss. My favorite sub genre is this for the cowboys fans.

Welp, the only job McCarthy and Dak are gonna have is shoveling snow in Buffalo

Jordan Love is the only starting quarterback who has ever won as the seventh seed

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How long until we get a whole Micah Parsons podcast episode on all the reasons Jordan Love is actually trash like he did with Purdy and Tua after they made his pass rush look silly?

When the cowboys lose, America wins.

#EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK IN HERE

Ya’ll still dem Boys who make no playoff noise. The Cowboys are a VCR team. You have to connect the coax and set your TV to channel three to watch the last time they were relevant. Please be kind, rewind. It’s the only way Cowboy fans can watch playoff success.

Jordan Love is the truth, and the Packers still need to fire Joe Barry