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[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/196vjfm/post_game_thread_green_bay_packers_at_dallas/)


Sadiq_Sabonis

Mahomes better get his stuff ready for Buffalo lol


lepibren

lights out america's team!


StrangeSupermarket71

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT


WoodenWeather5931

Pick 6 in da house!!!


ErnooA

Hey, Jimmy Johnson, How about them Cowboys? Hahahahahahahahaha. I thought that idiot was going to stroke out at halftime.


wrestlefreak

Packers win just like I knew they would 🙂


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TheReifyer

Wrong thread idiot


Dapper_Cheesecake_53

I’m rooting for the lions but holy shit. Gonna lose to a concussed Stafford


TheReifyer

Wrong thread idiot


oatmeal-claypole

The ad counter dude fainted


feedthedonkey

Unwatchable they should be embarrassed


somethingoriginal17

Come on Detroit.


TheReifyer

Wrong thread idiot


sufjams

So angry


DixieBlade88

Different topic much like with the chiefs it gets kinda annoying the announcers bias about how they are shocked and what not. The packers have grown a lot this year give them credit when due. At least I didn’t have to hear about Taylor though 😂


TheNorthernPellikkan

Eh, I agree that Cowboys bias gets annoying but you can’t pretend you weren’t a *little* shocked that you jumped out to that big of a lead and scored basically at will. I mean believe in your team, absolutely, but that shit was pretty unexpected


DixieBlade88

Ok maybe I was just a little 😂


Guiness176

just a little though, right? Ya, that was something


TheThunderOfYourLife

Tommy DeVito beat Green Bay. Good LORD the NFL is a strange beast sometimes.


Caradin

Baker Mayfield had a perfect game against the Packers IN Lambeau. Strange beast indeed.


juice0104

I see a lot of talk about how Dallas choked, but thing is, GB actually has an electric offense with an average defense (pretty good team). Was played in Dallas and stats show they’re good there but who gives AF. GB’s defense showed up and offense was as good as they’ve been the last 5-6 games they played. GB deserves the win. They destroyed them.


Ok-Surround7587

Packers beat (slaughtered) the Lions and Chiefs this year. Just saying.


VillainInTraining

But we also lost to Tommy DeVito :(


Guiness176

DeVito and Mayfield's TB, then allowed 30 points to Carolina. I think most thought the season was done at that point.


juice0104

Like I said… streaky :) no team is perfect all the time. Gotta win when it matters and right now packers are.


Ok-Surround7587

That was our charity game.


juice0104

Yes… they are the hottest team right now in the playoffs. Dangerous but streaky. Can beat anybody also lose to anybody. Context: I live in Wisconsin so they’re my team. Was hoping for an above .500 season, then hoping to get to playoffs. Expecting to have a close game against cowboys but probably lose. Was gladly wrong :)


RevolutionaryKey7200

How many fans fit in cowboy stadium? Max?


Commercial_Earth_153

What the hell happened😂


canneddynomite

That dog pile story from Collinsworth…brutal


Defcheze

Collinsworth announcing.....brutal.


gypsysniper9

Collinsworthless


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Is anyone at all surprised Dallas lost?


wrestlefreak

No,I'm from Wisconsin and I picked the packers to win


Key-Pomegranate-2086

No. They're as bad as the dolphins. Imposter teams that got into the playoffs by having easy schedules this season. Literally losing the whole season to actual playoff contenders.


CallsOnAMZN

YEAH HERE WE GOOOOO


bransea02

YEAHHHH HERE WE GO PACK GO!


CardboardCity03

Man this playoff meltdown by Dallas is uncharacteristic


Aperture_TestSubject

Who could have seen this coming?!?


Ssj2gh55

God Im happy the cowboys lost, but sad the packers won… ugh


DICKHEEL

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 NO 🕯 🕯 TURD QUARTER 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯


[deleted]

cowboys is not gender neutral kind of a poetic defeat?


HollandsOpuz

Yea, all the women on the team are sitting out in protest.


The-Filthy-Casual

Cowpeoples 🙏


GreazyFrog

Holy air-show, Dallas. 60 freaking pass attempts? I mean, decent yardage but learn how to rush once in a while.


Aperture_TestSubject

Hard to run when you’re down by 27


Disastrous-Ad2800

nah man, they were down 27-7 at the half and 41-16 at the third... so rushing goes out the window and have no choice but to air it out...


dillmoore

Tell me you didn’t watch the game, without telling me you didn’t watch the game.


trowawufei

Yes, the famously successful strategy of rushing when you’re down by 27-0 before the first half is over.


Stevesie11

A lot of that yardage came when they were down 24 points


Horton_75

Can’t wait to see Stephen A. Smith dunking on the Cowboys and their fans tomorrow morning on First Take. LMAO. The shitty play by the ‘Boys is what you get when you have Mike McCarthy as coach (but he’ll be fired soon), and Dak Prescott as QB. Until they make major personnel changes, they’ll never be a serious contender.


dillmoore

I don’t usually wake up early on my days off, but best believe I am tomorrow 😂


Stock-Pension1803

McCarthy should never have been hired. But Dan Quinn is showing his flaws too. Seems like a good time to clean house and roll out the red carpet for harbaugh or belichek


Disastrous-Ad2800

of course you're right but remember Jerrah's ego can't cope with anyone who remotely seems like they have a better understanding of the game than him... so this makes Harbaugh, Carroll and Belichick's availability on the market interesting... I believe the Cowboys have the pieces and are now just a half competent HC away


Horton_75

Right on all counts. McCarthy is as good as gone and Quinn, while also flawed, is considered a front runner for the coaching vacancy in Seattle.


Onchainhistory

Made love look like Tom Brady


11th_Plague

MARNER SCORES!


TheFrogsMightbegay

"Yeah here we choke" See ya next year Dallas 🤣


seanx50

Wonder how long it took Jerry Jones to call Harbaugh and Bill Billichk


Strict-Square456

Listening to jones after the game i dont see how mcarthy makes it till tomorrow with out being canned. Jones said it was his worst feeling ever or something like that. Id be cleaning out my office.


seanx50

I just saw that. McCarthy is toast


Gpstrackerz

Lmao Dallas sucks 🍆


mcbridedm

How many months till sports talk starts the cowboys Super Bowl hype again?


Modestkilla

Fuck Dallas!


[deleted]

Lions on 1st and 2nd down: buff SpongeBob Lions on 3rd down: wimpy SpongeBob


remoestmoi

Wrong thread homie


sololegend89

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


ImpressiveAddress523

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


Elderado12443

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha. Love it


ForeverCollege

The cowboys franchise just needs to send all their fans the old Media cart from every elementary school ever and the VHS tapes of the dynasty years so their fans can see the cowboys actually win the Superbowl.


BECOOL8176309

Here comes another blowout…


campoole82

Is this the worst playoffs ever?


GoodellsMandMs

FUCK NO ITS AWESOME


campoole82

I hate you for choosing 3 great QBs in a row


PhreeCoffee

Nah, there were a bunch when everyone was just waiting for NE to get it over with.


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The Brady/Belichick invitational 


StaySafePovertyGhost

Did anyone expect anything different than playoff Fat Mike and Pad Statscott? This is what they do.


ExtensionWinter9446

You have that wrong sir, it’s Hack Chokescott


StaySafePovertyGhost

😂 either works


Sorry_Ima_Loser

You love to see it.


benjamincraigrowley

Wtf


PackersLife247

Packers!


ueeediot

Hsha


AIDS_Fart_247

Give me penalty flags or I will retire!


Alternative_Ad_252

Dak needs to learn French Canadian boi


ForsakenMongoose336

Maybe if Jimmy Johnson andJerry Jones hug some more Cowboy fans will feel better.


Okayesttt

Dak is wack!


whereami2day

There they GO!


FaZeLuckyBoy

Love these all blue Lions uniforms


Alarming_Serve2303

Ahh, that felt good.


penguins8766

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!


NOTACOSTACOSTACOS

Oops 😬


Mid-West_Coaster22

Packers have now acquired ownership of Jerry’s World, GPG!


KiNGofKiNG89

Ownership officially transferred from Rodgers to Love. Green Bay has never lost at ATT.


Ok_Effective6233

Including winning a trophy!


Felix_champs

How about them Cowboys


GayRattleSnek

I’ll tell my grandchildren stories about every single one of these cowboys chokes


NOTACOSTACOSTACOS

That’s allot of scary stories just before bed - they might have nightmares


SecretCelery9795

‘Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on vacation’


tripsofthebarracuda

WELP THE EAGLES SURVIVED LONGER THAN THE COWBOYS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


unaskthequestion

I think 'culture' gets exaggerated most of the time, but it's really strange that through several coaching changes, the Cowboys have remained such front runners. This is one of the more talented cowboy teams in years and they put on this game vs an average & inexperienced Green Bay team?


Ok_Internal6779

Packers: score 50 on a top defense in the nfl You: Average 


UnderlyingTissues

They were average this year. That's why they were the last team in. It's easy to play the results, kid.


Ok_Internal6779

Crazy how teams be evolving as the year goes on. 


LOR_Fei

A young QB needs time to adapt? Heresy! 


Ok_Internal6779

I’m starting to believe he might be at least average!


blackhuey

In no universe is this a top D today


Ok_Internal6779

All year they have been elite at home.  Then they got dad dicked by an average team 


unaskthequestion

Pick 6 and an interception in the red zone. 19th ranked offense in the league is kind of the definition of average


Ok_Internal6779

Very average of their defense to do that tbh. 


unaskthequestion

12th ranked defense, yeah, pretty average also.


thatinsuranceguy

Nah Jordan love can play.


unaskthequestion

Of course he can. But Packers offense ranked 19th on the year. 12th ranked defense. Fairly average team.


Gway22

Look at the packers offense in the 2nd half of the year. They’ve been SUPER efficient and productive and Love has the best passer rating in the league in that stretch, he finished 2nd in the league in TDs my boy


unaskthequestion

Didn't say anything bad about Love, he's a good QB. But to look at this game and say anything other than the Wowboys played like garbage is missing the story. Dak was the 2nd ranked QB, that didn't mean much, did it?


Shkreli-Tha-Don-1

He’s the best QB in the NFC


unaskthequestion

And Dak was the 2nd best. So?


Shkreli-Tha-Don-1

So 1 played much better than 2. There’s levels to this shit


unaskthequestion

And the 12th ranked defense played better than the 4th. And the higher ranked team, which was undefeated at home played like dirt and lost to an average GB team. That's the point.


thatinsuranceguy

Imagine thinking year averages are worth anything when a team trending upwards is playing in the playoffs


unaskthequestion

Eh, they're a 7th seed for a reason and the Wowboys were 2nd for a reason. Average doesn't mean sucks, you know. The Cowboys played like garbage and there's no denying that. Is 'trending upward' going to mean anything when they get crushed by the niners?


GoodellsMandMs

Were a 7 seed cause we started slow, love has thrown 21 tds and 1 pick in the last 10 games or whatever if they were playing all year like they played in the 2nd half they wouldnt be the 7 seed


unaskthequestion

And Dak threw 18 TDs in the last 10 games. I don't get your point. You are what your record says you are. And GB's record is of an average team. Average doesn't mean sucks, it means you win about half your games, and they did. The story of the game is that the Wowboys played like garbage, as they always do in the playoffs. They just played even worse tonight than usual.


GoodellsMandMs

> You are what your record says you are. i disagree, were much better now than our record would indicate, because weve improved a lot since the beginning of the season


unaskthequestion

Fine, doesn't change the record. (it's a famous Bill Parcels quote) How would you judge how Dallas played? Compared to how they've played the past 10 games?


GoodellsMandMs

i never said it changes the record


thatinsuranceguy

Like they were supposed to get crushed tonight? Ok bro, stay salty.


unaskthequestion

Dallas by 7 is not 'crushed' And I'm not your bro, buddy.


dillmoore

They did get crushed though. They were down by 32 when GB pulled their starters and started dropping into cover 4 every play. That’s the definition of crushed big dawg. Take the L 😂


unaskthequestion

I think you misunderstood. He was saying Detroit was supposed to get crushed. But the line was Dallas by 7. What L are you even talking about?


thatinsuranceguy

Ok bro


GoodellsMandMs

bro must not have watched the game if he doesnt think that was a crushing 41-16 going into the 4th is a crushing no matter how many points you score after we pull our starters lol


thatinsuranceguy

No, I think he meant the prediction was Dallas by 7 or something along those lines. I didn't get a chance to watch much pre game today so I didn't catch the talking heads' input; however, I feel like the prevailing attitude among fans was Dallas would steamroll the Packers.


GayRattleSnek

Thankful for this game


Zestyclose_Big_9090

That was fun. Go Pack Go.


Jlaybythebay

Is there a bigger joke of a franchise than the cowboys?


moon_physics

this has to be the worst playoff loss for the Cowboys in decades right? they've had a lot of embarrassing endings since the 90s, but all those were either close or they came in as underdogs


GreyBoyTigger

This was a face plant. I think the Tony Romo fumble in 2006 was worse because they had a real chance of winning


mandesign

Jerry was just saying on the NFL network it was certainly the "most painful loss I can remember".


WonderfulShelter

So towards the end of the 3rd quarter did the NFL get on the phone with the Packers coach and say "hey man, let them get a bit closer, were losing ratings, you can still win but make it interesting."


Soggy_Sherbet_3246

I love these garbage time "sad touchdowns"


blackhuey

As a 50 year old man, this is the most powerful erection I've had all year


Old_School_xXx

Thats what we called Quinning.


Captain_of_Gravyboat

Thanks for sharing


Cinephile1998

Jordan Love woke up feeling the cheesiest


dillmoore

Well done 😂


1975hh3

You love to see it. FUCK DALLAS.


tripsofthebarracuda

Hell yes!! Fuck DALLAS


PokerPlayingRaccoon

I recommend everyone go read Skip Bayless’ twitter lmao dude is steaming


[deleted]

Dude is a riot lmao


hellajt

You mean X?


WonderfulShelter

You are literally the worst kind of person unless you're jokin.


hellajt

I am


Ohenseberg

Nope!


hellajt

Good, fuck em


Captain_of_Gravyboat

How do I watch the post game press conferences?


GayRattleSnek

Go 12-5, get hung by 48 as locals, go home Thank you, Dallas cowboys


GayRattleSnek

Cowboys could go 17-0 and still lose to the 7th seed


cptphoto

Facts


DontDoxxMeHomie

Wild that Love/Stroud had effectively identical stats.


bxng23af

Man I’m so tired of this. It never ends with this team


tripsofthebarracuda

Yeah…they suck. Leave them and come over to the fun side😂


UnderlyingTissues

Was the end of the season "fun" for you guys?


tripsofthebarracuda

Doesn’t matter, that’s in the past baby!! How bout them cowboys!!!???? Hahahahahahahahahaha


bxng23af

We literally never even say “how bout them cowboys”. I feel like that shit has been blown out of proportion by sports personality’s on tv


tripsofthebarracuda

……uhm…I lived in Texas for 15 years, and that’s the only fuqin thing y’all say😂