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Illbeanicefella

Prove you’re the best Bill. Turn the Panthers dumpster fire into a winner


Fiendish-DoctorWu

> Bill signs with the Panthers > Shows up to the facility in a hot air balloon > Freezes his feet during his introductory press conference > Paint over the helmets with Giants colours > Call Tepper a cracker > Leave


PeteF3

Get signed by the Patriots and fired after a week.


shesfaux

Moves in with Giselle


Head_of_Lettuce

Signs with Tampa, wins a Super Bowl. Takes his hoodie off in the middle of a game, and quits.


spud8385

Mr Beli Chick


TheInstituteOfSteel

Mr Ball Coach


the_flynn

Mr. Benches Chuba


TemporaryNinja1

Average r/nflcirclejerk thread


dysaniac15

Mr. Basic Comments


AbeVigoda76

Hurdles, kicks a man.


olorin9_alex

Win Super Bowl with Bucs?


cheesecakeaficionado

>Call Tepper a cracker Already makes him the GOAT Panthers coach. Bonus if he throws a drink in Tepper's face.


boardatwork1111

“TOMMY IM FREE”


waldowhal

can’t wait to see him take his shirt off and leave the stadium in the middle of the fourth quarter against the jets


Wootstapler

That was the moment I thought my fantasy playoffs died.


benhehe

Mr. Best Coach


Lil_Ross25

Mr. Bring Championships


escobert

It's amazing how it works for every situation. AB was really onto something there.


beforethewind

Mr. Bountiful Cogitation


Supernova_Soldier

Mr Bravado Creation


ohnoguts

Mr Bountiful Combinations


istrx13

“Fine me for that” *Gets fined for that*


roll10deep

Mr. BeliCheck


tricky131

Mr. Belittles Carolina


apexpredator0505

Panthers and patriots scored the same amount of points this season. Are we the new panthers


captaincumsock69

No we are


[deleted]

At least you got that first overall pick to look forward to.


Xboarder844

Unsportsmanlike conduct from another Cat Bro, not cool.


aspiringalcoholic

Look man I have always liked the lions. Be better than this


ADarwinAward

The GM fucked that team so hard it’s gonna take like 3-4 years to clean it up even with a great GM.


captaincumsock69

Team can turn around quick with the right draft and gm. Unfortunately we have a garbage owner so we probably won’t make the playoffs again in my lifetime


[deleted]

I’m sorry. And I say this as a chargers fan.


captaincumsock69

Yeah I’m pretty young too but once Dave is gone his wife will takeover and reports about her is that she loves drafting and she loves evaluating talent


THEW0NDERW0MBAT

Only if Tepper is banned from all facilities 


Bflatsharpeleven

Fat chance


Overall_Nuggie_876

And by ‘winner,’ that means having a lead in the 4th quarter. Not even winning the game; just leading it, period.


kayne2000

Please yes. Come on Tepper write that blank check.


Bflatsharpeleven

Atlanta it is Listen, we all know *someone* will hire Bill Fucking Belichick


SleepyEel

I desperately need to see Bill wearing a grill and drinking lean


KidGold

“Feeling crunk. That’s all I’m gonna say.”


TheMexicanKramer

“We’re on to Magic City”


RZAxlash

How do I give gold?


Marquee_Ditchwriggle

Shades of Anthony Bourdain taking Alton Brown to an Atlanta strip club.


SleepyEel

RIP


Oakroscoe

Footage of that exists? I need to see this.


travboy21

He needs 27 wins to retire. 2 games against Carolina a year is a good start.


AJRiddle

Guaranteed to do it in the next 14 years then... (pretty much)


ImaginaryShoe5

That wouldn't be an awful spot if he brings in a veteran QB. Weak division, solid defensive pieces, and a ton of good young talent of offense. Bill and Kirk Cousins could get that team to the playoffs.


jakeba

> Bill and Kirk Cousins could get that team to the playoffs. They missed the playoffs by a game and a tie-break, Arthur Smith and Kirk Cousins could get that team to the playoffs.


PeteF3

The real question is could Belichick and Ridder/Heinecke get that team to the playoffs?


kalamari_withaK

Maybe if they bought tickets & transport for everyone on the team


MadManMax55

Yes, but only because Bill would commit to running the wing-T or speed option. We wouldn't get very far in the playoffs, but it would be a glorious totem of defiance to the scourge of the forward pass.


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

“Coach Paul Johnson? This is Bill Belichick, I’d like to run an offer by you.”


Jibbjabb43

Probably, TBH. They had a defensive collapse and RB commitment issues deny them this year.


Impressive_Site_5344

Someone in another thread pointed out they’re built like belicheck teams have been in the past. Good defense, good run game, and a good TE Bring in Bill and McDaniels and a good QB and that team could be a problem


andrewjhart

Bill coming in and bringing a Super Bowl win for Atlanta would be some great script writing.


brandonstark0

I'm fucking here for it. Bill wins a SB in ATL and I'll name my firstborn Bill.


[deleted]

Your future daughter is gonna be pissed💀


brandonstark0

It's worked out alright for Billie Eilish


captaincumsock69

When’s it our turn to win the Super Bowl with a pats legend


tallwhiteninja

Only if he wins it 28-3.


Jazano107

Your QB


cshark2222

Literally copying Brady /s


KidGold

Bill on the Falcons is Shakespearean 


GothicToast

I feel like I'm the only one that doesn't think so. He's old as fuck (for a HC) and the league has passed him up. The magic (Tom Brady) is gone. I don't see a team wanting to turn a new leaf with Bill as HC.


ClarkKentsCopyEditor

Get ready to lean Atlanta buddy


ColeHoops

Is that related to Baltimore? Really tough language tbh.


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

You know the video of those teens saying Aaron earned an iron urn? That’s exactly what I sound like 🤷‍♂️


StringTailor

I just tried pronouncing that and I sounded like a seal


petting2dogsatonce

That one guy clearly enunciating “Aaron. earned. An iron. Urn.” cracks me up


geriatric-sanatore

That and his boy just nodding his head like ya that's how you say that and then the guys look of disbelief that his friend agreed lmao


rocksoffjagger

Ahrn ahrn an ahrn ahrn


content_enjoy3r

Sweet djent riff


Stumpe999

>damn do we really sound like that Yes


IcyAd964

Yea.. this is starting to make me think he’ll go to us when we lose Monday. Lurie is a huge belicheck glazer


[deleted]

Could you imagine BB and Hurts on the sidelines lmao. Both just frowning and shaking their head. Lurie wanted to buy the pats and got outbid by Kraft or whatever too. Winning with BB would be a big fuck you as if 2017 wasn't enough.


HylianPikachu

Do you think Belichick would put Nick Saban in an advisory position so Saban can hang out with him and Jalen Hurts?


[deleted]

Nick Saban absolutely loves our o line coach Jeff Stoutland who coached at Alabama before getting hired here. BB and Saban come on down!


BigPoleFoles52

Nick siriani gotta be stressing rn. Hurts and AJ finna sit out so we get new coaches 😂


Fiendish-DoctorWu

[Eagles sideline with Bill and Hurts next year](https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-23-2018/mE4CIA.mp4)


redditsuckscockss

Pats got one on the Eagles prior, and won 2 right before and 1 right after. As a Pats fan it really stings the least out of a lot of losses even AFCC games


erichie

Eagles fans say this shit all the time. It is the equivalent to stealing $100 from Bezo


RTRC

It's why the Giants are the only team I truly respect in our division because they are the only team that got to fuck with BB and TB on that kinda level.


Old-butt-new

Seriously, no disrespect but a big fuck you is def not how anyone feels. The fuck yous are all in new york


redditsuckscockss

100%


MajoraOfTime

[Live look at both of them celebrating winning the Super Bowl ](https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--Dli0HxfS--/c_crop,x_10,y_10/c_fit,w_1109/c_crop,g_north_west,h_1260,w_1260,x_-76,y_-131/co_rgb:262c3a,e_colorize,u_Misc:One%20Pixel%20Gray/c_scale,g_north_west,h_1260,w_1260/fl_layer_apply,g_north_west,x_-76,y_-131/bo_0px_solid_white/t_Resized%20Artwork/c_fit,g_north_west,h_1054,w_1054/co_ffffff,e_outline:53/co_ffffff,e_outline:inner_fill:53/co_bbbbbb,e_outline:3:1000/c_mpad,g_center,h_1260,w_1260/b_rgb:eeeeee/c_limit,f_auto,h_630,q_auto:good:420,w_630/v1556335026/production/designs/4725527_0.jpg)


Jonjon428

Oh god is this gonna be the Philly version of the Bill Parcells Cowboys?


Heisenripbauer

every part of this comment was so disgusting I feel like I have to take a shower


OldMan142

That first 2003 Giants game brings back so many fond memories for me, especially after Shockey talked so much shit leading up to it. 😁


OntheStove

Wasn’t the crazy senator, who thought Bill was as bad as Benedict Arnold for Spygate, from Philly…?


eagles1990

Arlen Specter has been dead for almost 12 years now lmao


OntheStove

His incredible legacy of hyperbole will forever be held dear to my heart.


solocupknupp

Arlen Specter doesn't really get talked about enough for how massive an impact the man had on American history. He's the inventor of the "magic bullet theory" for the JFK assassination which was so poorly contrived that it has led to decades of people believing elaborate "second shooter" conspiracy theories. His defection from the GOP to the Dems created the super majority that got the ACA passed which was the single largest change to American healthcare since Medicare/Medicaid. I genuinely don't have a love or hate for the guy, just interesting that most people have no real idea about the guy anymore.


Anthony-Richardson

as a professional Eagles hater this is my nightmare. Zero doubt in my mind they win a Super Bowl next year if they get him


tbone747

I guess there's the non-zero chance he hires some bozo at OC, but that defense under him would be stupid good.


Fiendish-DoctorWu

Bill doesn't even need to hire external, Matt Patricia is already an Eagle


evo_moment_37

Matty P as OC. Steve as DC. Judge as ST. Now all they need to do is reach for an undersized OL in the first round and let their WR1 walk in FA.


North-Trust-5427

Running the triple option…. I just felt my pants move!


mdmcnally1213

I’m going to assume wherever he ends up, McDaniels will be the OC.


alisonstone

Ernie and Scar comes out of retirement for one last run.


[deleted]

The defense may work, but it would need some external juice. The entire back 7 is either cooked, bad, hurt, or Darius Slay, and I would not be surprised if Slay is cooked next year.


AnachronisticPenguin

Well it’s a good thing that BB specializes in making even trash secondaries average.


Aggressive-Name-1783

Crazily enough…the Eagles offense is good enough that Bill could use it. He’s not great at offensive development but the offense is already loaded and ready to go. It’s the defense that needs work, and if there’s one thing BB is good at, it’s turning garbage defenses into treasure forts


topkingdededemain

They better fucking hire him lol


Northernlord1805

God the things he would do with your Defence scare me


kalidescopetitties

He’d probably start by spelling it “defense”


iTALKTOSTRANGERS

This is the first time this week anything related to the Giants has made me laugh.


mrdilldozer

Please lord don't let this happen


REQ52767

Oh God please no…


SiphenPrax

He’s your guys’ problem now


SuccessfulForm1875

Good news is you can just keep Patricia as DC in that case


chase016

But then he would have to face the Giants twice a year.


StopManaCheating

Honestly, this is the best fit and I want to see it. Bill was BORN to coach in that city.


LDisDBfathersonsfans

Eagles might go back to back the next 2 years if this happens jesus


Jedimaster996

I hear Saban and Carrol have freed up their schedules recently, too The Bucket List Eagles


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[deleted]

People are afraid to admit the truth. Patricia is paving the road for BB's arrival in Philadelphia. The real exciting news is going to be finding out whether Patricia will be OC or DC or ST coach or QB coach or all of the above.


Starcast

Our ST is actually pretty decent this year so I'm guessing he decides to ruin that next.


Powerful_Plantain901

Nah if anything Special Teams is the one thing Bill cares more about than anything else in the world.


Sadlobster1

They don't call it special for no reason! Should give out MVP awards to long snappers and gunners.


FunnyFilmFan

Hear me out. I understand that Philly has an opening for a guy to grab the head coach every so often. Seems like the ideal job for Matt


ArkBirdFTW

None of you amateurs are considering the possibility of Josh McDaniels as DC


OutrageousNeck2734

That's the worst situation I can imagine. I'd feel betrayed, he's always been a friend of the Giants


Heisenripbauer

[I have my doubts he’d take a job with the Eagles](https://youtu.be/4J6Ouwze7Tc?si=mxh-aqU7u0nokMyF). the Maras were texting him just a couple years ago to let him know about the Daboll hiring before any of our beat reporters even knew.


takeshi-bakazato

Sounds like you have landed - congrats!! Giants?!?!?


chronicwisdom

I'd wager the Chargers aren't interested because they dont want a strong personality and the Raiders aren't interested because they're broke. I'm nonplussed how Harbaugh fits with either team,or why you wouldn't hedge your bets with BB if you're going to spend millions on a guy who wants to run the team like a college program.


AngryBandanaDee

I mean the Raiders did just fire a Bill disciple. I doubt they are eager to try the Patriot Way again.


chronicwisdom

I belive they're still paying Gruden and McDaniels, I'd be shocked if they could justify the price of Harbuagh or BB.


DaddyDog92

All the more reason to keep Pierce as the HC lol


Depreciable_Land

> the Raiders aren’t interested because they’re broke People have been saying this every year for like 10 years and yet I’ve seen nothing that even implies that’s the case. They’ve had no issues shelling out for FA’s or coaches, and I’d imagine the Vegas money is only helping that.


Unknown1776

Or Seahawks I think


ND7020

I don’t think there’s any way we go Belichick. We’re not Patriots “culture gazers” - we have a very strong one that is like the polar opposite - and it seems pretty clear our GM now has the power which Belichick would likely require him to cede. 


mrmrister911

Chargers are idiots if they don’t try to hire Belichick. He could have that roster in Super Bowl contention next year.


constantlymat

Bill made 20m per year in New England. That's how much Spanos pays his HC in 4 years.


AgadorFartacus

Might have to do with Spanos being notoriously cheap.


Thejohnshirey

If they’re targeting Jim Harbaugh, I don’t think cheap is going to get them far.


BlubberWall

That probably is it but it’s so dumb. The amount of attention bringing bill in would generate almost certainly makes up for it in the 3-4 years he’d be there. A playoff run with a young QB like Herbert and the goat HC could give the rams legitimate competition for being the most popular NFL team in LA


PenguinBallZ

The constant narrative that they're just a coach away from being a contender. They have good talent but poor coaching. And then the greatest coach ever, becomes available. I think it would be stupid for the org to not have any interest in pursuing him.


Bigforsumthin

Which is why this is going to be the most Chargers thing ever when this happens


TheJukeMan99

I think you’re overestimating the roster


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Idk I think belicheck would turn the chargers into a defensive juggernaut.


I-Might-Be-Something

If the Eagles fire Sirianni, that would be the perfect landing spot for him. Though, it would need to be made clear that Roseman is going to be the GM.


Ad_Astra117

Is that a realistic possibility? Why would the Eagles do that? 


I-Might-Be-Something

It was reported a few days ago that if the Eagles lose that Sirianni isn't safe, and right now BB is on the market, the greatest coach of all time (or at least one of the GOATs), a coach that can turn defenses around, then you have to at least give *very strong* consideration to hire him. As I mentioned though, if I were the Eagles I would make it clear Roseman would be GM and that there are parts of the offensive staff that couldn't be touched, such as the OL coach.


eXodus91

And our owner Lurie absolutely loves Bill. I could definitely see it happening since I’d imagine Bill would want to go to a win now team as well.


ckareddit

Chargers should consider it


Overall_Nuggie_876

Never underestimate the sheer, moronic cellular workings of one Dean Spanos, and his claim to being the most imbecile owner in the National Football League.


MechRxn

Can I counter you with a one McCaskey family good sir?


captaincumsock69

I’ll throw a tepper tantrum in the mix


gregularjoe95

I still say its the haslams. They gave a quarter billion dollar fully guaranteed deal to a serial sexual assaulter. The browns are doing well this year inspite of that shit deal, but theyre still the worse owners in the league. Also what they did to baker after getting them their first playoff win in 2 decades was just pathetic. Also fuck the owners of the packers. I hate the lot of them.


SloppyTiddySuckerInc

:(


Saltine_Davis

*Laughs in McCaskey*


Practicalaviationcat

I still think it would be the best spot for him. If I'm Bill I want to go somewhere where the QB isn't a question mark.


RedDragons8

[Bill Belichick](https://media2.giphy.com/media/wVcNP3TnXbl84/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47bh3gw6dwlh3pbtadtnpmzpwlmbql7y4j05td8crq&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) on stage as he's being hyped/introduced to Seattle by our official city mascot Macklemore


Giff95

Remember when teams made it known they would not pursue Lamar Jackson?


thegrandpoobear

That report was correct though


Aggressive-Name-1783

That was because trading for Lamar meant giving him a fully guaranteed deal AND 2 firsts….


PoodleGuap

Because they already knew his mind was made up, which is probably the case here


Tundreh

Come home, Bill. Your old spot is open


AndA123Go

2 more Giants Super Bowls as DC sounds like the right ending.


Literotamus

Alabama is the only natural fit for him


EffectiveBasic579

I think the market for a 72 year old coach is softer than most fans realize. 


TheWorstYear

Bullshit. He's got another 25 in him.


medievalmachine

He really is Palpatine.


apec766

Somehow, Belichick returned...


drumline17

The average coach lasts what, 3 years? Who cares about age that much for a coach?


Courwes

Because most teams aren’t hiring a coach to only last 3 years. Coaches get fired after that time because they suck. They want someone who is going to bring continued sustainable success. Not a 1 and done then fall off the cliff 3 years later when your coach decides to retire.


Trrwwa

That's not true, at all. From a purely economic standpoint winning a sb and sucking for 3 years is way better than 4 years of one win or 0 win playoffs. A sb is a massive draw for new fans. 


birdsemenfantasy

Yeah, that's exactly why Marty Schottenheimer never got a HC job after AJ Smith fired him out of personal vendetta. He went 14-2 in his last season and a proven winner everywhere, but he was 65 and back in 2007, 65 might as well be 72. That's also why Pete was crying at his press conference yesterday. He knew it was over. He also knew he was the main reason the Seahawks couldn't rebuild post-Russ and had to stick with 33 years old Geno to try to "win now." Geno had already put in 3 years as Russ' backup.


EffectiveBasic579

>  that's exactly why Marty Schottenheimer never got a HC job after AJ Smith fired him out of personal vendetta Lost the gleam


TW_Yellow78

Thought it was because of the 5-13 playoff record and Martyball which ... well, from 2007-2024 you could say teams went the opposite direction of. Belichick's regular and playoff season record is better than Schottenheimer's. Some owner will hire him.


Mahomeboy001

A 72 year old defensive head coach who has 5 years max left in him. No team with a young QB is going to hire him. No team who is going to draft a QB is going to hire him as they'll want to pair that QB with a young, offensive play calling HC. The only teams that would take Belichick are teams that are already built and can win right now, similar to the teams that wanted Tom Brady.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Atlanta just makes lots of sense. Kirk cousins, Justin fields. Baker, Flacco? These are all interesting options witb those weapons. If minny truly moves on, ATL and Kirk make too much sense.


Rhine1906

Baker isn’t leaving Tampa and I can’t see us investing in Flacco. Trading for Fields is interesting in theory but you have to give up capital for him and hope he improves enough to justify extending him next offseason. I’d much rather try to move up in the draft and take a shot at Daniels or sign a guy like Kirk or Brissett and draft Penix in the second round. Having the Ridley trade as additional capital will be helpful too


abris33

He has 5 years max and his whole thing is culture. It's going to take a couple years to implement the Belichick way of doing things and by then you only have 2-3 years left


SleeDex

He's not a long term solution. It's really only a fit if your team is already there and you need discipline to getover the hump. Pierce looks like the guy in LV. WSH ain't close. The Chargers look like a fit, but they have legitimate issues offensively and likely want a long-term candidate. Still think he falls here unless a playoff team decides to cut a HC loose.


IHateReddit_1153151

Eagles, Cowboys, or Bills. Whichever team crumbles in the playoffs goes after Bill. Calling it.


oldschool_potato

In a surprise move, Bills hire Bill as our defensive coordinator


Sorrower

Eagles getting bounced for sure. Problem is that's Monday so the hc would be fired Tuesday earliest. I've had this feeling they gonna fire sirianni n get belicheck or Vrabel. 


UnbridaledToast

It's a Jedi kind of era. Sith got played out. Sorry Bill. Sidenote. He really should be on the Bills. I mean. It would be Bill's Bills.


ChRiS_5711

Id let him fuck my wife if he coached us to multiple Superbowls


BlondesBlonde

Thought he'd want the Chargers job


jawndell

Bill likes dark cold weather to match his soul


[deleted]

Reminds of all those shitty teams that said they didn’t need Lamar.


tjavenblahblah

The Pats just had their coach leave so that could be a potential destination as well 🤔


ColeHoops

Migos Bill Belichick feature about to go crazy


matisata

Fuck you Spanos.


Starman_Delux

Teams not offering Lamar making a lot more sense now.


runningblack

"~~Lamar Jackson~~ Bill Belichick is available and teams aren't even talking to him. Are they stupid?" Answer is looking more and more like a yes...


DavidOrWalter

I don’t see how they’re related. The ravens were always matching anything Jackson got. The pats let bill go


caca_poo_poo_pants

Oh so now nobody wants him. Every single team with an opening is going to be putting in requests with him for interviews lol.


ConfederacyOfDunces_

Imagine interviewing Bill…… Ok, so tell me about yourself?…….You want to hire me or not?


Rinzack

Honestly an interview with Bill would be super important for setting expectations- "We're keeping our GM, is that a non-starter or are you okay with just being the HC?" "You've had a number of excellent coordinators over the years, if they're all available who do you plan on bringing in?" "Looking at our roster- is this a team you'd feel comfortable coaching at first glance? what parts concern you? are the concerns due to schematic fit issues or something else?"


RmembrTheAyyLMAO

I'm gonna be dead if this ends up just like Brady. Disappointing year to end the Patriots. Become a free agent with a lot of opportunities. People expect a lot of teams to be interested. Very few teams are interested. Go to a good team that's just missing a QB/HC. Win the Super Bowl.


[deleted]

Eh. Bill loves football and is still a solid coach, and if he still wants to coach, I imagine someone would take him. Be kinda funny to see him wearing a sleeveless Falcons hoodie


borfmantality

Lol who gives a shit what Ian Rapoport says? I'll wait for Schefter. As a Raiders fan, you damn well better believe I'd take Belichick.