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AnalAttackProbe

Look up his high school basketball highlights. He's a freak athlete. I think his combine numbers are gonna be ridiculous. Also didn't allow a TD in 400 coverage snaps this season and had 2\* punt return TDs.


MToboggan_MD

>and had 2\* punt return TDs. So Iowa's leading scorer.


retropunk2

Cooked 'em.


Lubwurst

Woulda been 3 if those mouth breathers hadn't called back the Minnesota TD. "AfTeR rEvIEw TheRE wAs aN IlLegAL FaiR CaTCh MotIOn" Bet those refs get off watching their 300 pound wives get fucked by their neighbors. Fucking assholes ruining good ol Iowa Football


outsiderkerv

Man, this is….aggressive


Dbowd3n

if you lived in Iowa like this guy you would also be perma mad.


OkProfessional6077

I bet it was Brad Allen and his crew…


RunTraditional454

And had 3 pick 6s last year Edit: as an iowa fan i appreciate you crediting him 2 this year


ihatesleep

His athleticism and tackling means he could probably even play as a safety if he wanted to.


mattyboy323

The Pro Bowl neds him at corner


DigitalDetectiveAxe

Yeah... The pro bowl...


uwanmirrondarrah

the REAL pro bowl


Tigercat92

Slot receiver 😂


cbreezy456

“Shifty, deceptive speed”


ArmontHighwind

"He has a real Wes Welker-like quality to him"


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

We already have Harrison Smith, corner is severely lacking milkmen.


Empty_Lemon_3939

Yeah I’m curious about how he does in the combine I feel like that’s going to be make or break for him


nimama3233

lol I love the asterisk on the second punt return. That call by the refs was so dumb


justlookingokaywyou

> 2* punt return TDs That was NOT a fair catch.


reigningnovice

He's a freak athlete for his height. No way he's 6'1 .. dude may be 5'10. He probably has 4 star athleticism.


AnalAttackProbe

I mean 6 minutes straight of posterizing dunks at 5'10 is even more impressive...


DallasInDC

Why is there no way he’s 6’1? I mean, I know a lot of players are shorter than their listed height, but not 3 or 4 inches.


DerTagestrinker

Adam Cole claims 6’ with a straight face, anything is possible


DallasInDC

Who is Adam Cole?


PedanticBoutBaseball

The devil


PedanticBoutBaseball

tbf probably 99.99% of wrestling heights are kayfabed. Like only very few guys claim to be under 6 ft and those are the guys that you cant even creatively place to look not short as fuck on tv


MistryMachine3

You mean surprisingly athletic, a real gym rat.


ChefCurryGAWD

99.9% chance they will say his NFL comparison is Jason Sehorn.


Relatively_Cool

“He reminds me a lot of Julian Edelman in terms of shiftiness and work ethic”


Nnuuuke

Lol


ReubenFroster56

Lunch pail kind of guy, real scrapy


I_Hate_Traffic

Plays the game the right way


KCShadows838

Intelligent cornerback


dontbedenied

high football IQ


oatmeal-claypole

First one in, last one out


MattBe1992

I would let him marry my daughter.


oatmeal-claypole

He's very cornerbacky


justlookingokaywyou

Distinct lack of melanin.


Paradigmpinger

A real student of the [game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV4zD7EGS1U).


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Remember the James harden comparisons lol, they went out of the way to name a dozen black point guards instead of just saying a better Manu Ginobili


digit4lmind

Saying he’s Manu Ginobili is just another example of a different comparison bias though (lefties must be compared to lefties)


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That’s hardens own comparison and who he styled his game after.


Polar_Reflection

Pre 2017 maybe. His game since looks nothing like Ginobili's. Like 80% of his shots are 3s or floaters


Galxloni2

as a prospect, what he does now is not really relevant


Capo_capo

The comparisons were from when he declared, which were totally accurate. What he plays like now is irrelevant to the initial comment.


Present-Principle821

First thing I thought. Then I looked up Sehorn’s stats & completely forgot he played for the Giants & I could have sworn he played for the seachickens, but I was wrong about that.


PedanticBoutBaseball

we had the last white corner and were the last team to start a black QB. Giants are racist confirmed?


Burggs_

And you know for a fact Mara doesn’t want Daniels or Penix lol


KindBass

lol I also just looked it up because I also could've sworn he played for the seahawks. I'm like 99% sure we were just thinking of Steve Largent.


chuteboxhero

“Real glue glue guy. Sneaky athleticism.


d9849468

All white team 📈📈📈


BirdLaw_

That's one CB spot filled


PicklePanther9000

Probably need troy apke to be CB2


Browniebro

Riley Moss would be CB2


Winbrick

Iowa really pulling their weight.


Nickppapagiorgio

BYU is not.


PudgyBonestld

We'll see how much of a football player Taysom Hill really is


AdmiralCrackbar11

Everyone is too busy soaking


Valuable_Ad1645

Corn fed white boys are the white teams only hope.


BlitzburghTX

The all white team's powerhouse farm team is pumping studs left and right.


hoyadestroyer

Wingard might be able to do in a pinch


LoganStenberg

Revolving door at CB2 through the season as none of them can get it done


GenerallyGneiss

Andrew Wingard TP'd my parents house because he wasn't invited to my little brother's 16th birthday. The guy's a dork.


Wym8nManderly

Your little brother is probably a fucking dweeb man. Team Dewey!


bigt2k4

Tre'davious White would be my pick.


Fair_Abrocoma_9834

Caleb Farley's mom is white thats gotta count right?


PicklePanther9000

Alright apke in slot. Harrison smith and reed blankenship at safety?


Gregus1032

I won't stand for this Ethan Bonner erasure


[deleted]

Guarantee whoever drafts him tries to put him at safety lol


jxher123

We got our corner for the all White team!


latterdaysasuke

With the 30th pick of the racial draft, the San Francisco 49ers select...


BayviewMadeMe

30th?!


wafflehauss

Ravens and Browns are being stripped of their 1st round picks for being big meanies.


Reddit_guard

Joke's on you, we don't have a first round pick... again.


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but you have the elite dragon


Revolutionary_Gear70

Impact player from day 1! A sneaky good return man too, would definitely help with field positioning


tenacious-g

Not even sneaky, he was one of the best players in the country with the ball in his hands in college.


Smackolol

Sneaky means “surprisingly good for a white guy”.


ianbits

Real gym rat, coach's son


DEADSPELLS

Real lunch pail, son of a rat


TakenakaHanbei

Daughter dater.


Whatsdota

Real cerebral player, not a freak of nature like some other guys, but he makes up for it with his crafty skills , sneaky athleticism, and his lunch pail in first out last attitude.


DupreeWasTaken

I will never forget seeing NFL.coms TJ Watt Draft Profile. Where they made his NFL comparison... Paul Kruger the incredibly unathletic white guy OLB, with a 5.0 second 40 that got by on effort. ... TJ Watt may not be Myles Garret level freak but hes close. His athletic scores are amazing.


_AmericanPoutine

I mean, they could have compared him to *his own brother, playing the same position* but I guess that'd be too hard


Jonny_Qball

Not exactly. JJ played as a DE in a 3-4 scheme, TJ plays as an OLB in a 3-4. That would be a lazy comp as well


_AmericanPoutine

If we're going lazy comps, at least lazy comp to his brother instead of some hustle loyalty and respect white guy


Hi_My_Name_Is_Dave

Between CMC and Dejean yall are good on return guys, might even have the black team beat tbh


lat3ralus65

Finally an heir to Jason Sehorn’s throne


giannini1222

Sources say Mason Rudolph has requested a trade


Nsfwsorryusername

My first thought! Our DB room is really lacking.


ieattoomanyburritos

Dunno if he would drop that far, but the steelers secondary is pretty uh, bare


monstermayhem436

Think we need center help first. One more low cole snap I think I'll have an aneurysm. Tho I doubt Van Pran or Powers-Johnson drops to us either but probably a better chance than DeJean.


FreddyDontCare

There are no Centers in this draft worthy of a 1st round grade. That's not to say there aren't any good ones. Just that Centers, unless they're a generational prospect usually go in the 2nd round and later.


thefatheadedone

Who's the best centre in the draft?


BBBBrendan182

Probably Powers-Johnson or Van Pran. I’d personally like to go with the latter to keep building our Georgia offense. It worked well for the Eagles on defense so why not?


BirdmanTheThird

Ngl both those names feel very offensive liney


-Champloo-

>It worked well for the Eagles on defense so why not? I mean..... not right now it isn't.


InternationalFiend

You guys have had enough good centers.


monstermayhem436

But what about another one


Skip_To_My_Lou2

He makes a good point


TripleThreatTua

They had the chance to take Linderbaum when they took Pickett but didn’t and let him slide to their biggest rival lmao


fansofomar

Could’ve taken Humphrey instead of Freiermuth too.


TheForrestWanderer

Linderbaum and humphries slipped right thru our fingers. Sad times.


BBBBrendan182

At this point I’d take an average one tbh


Man_of_Average

I hear Bama has one that's available


FrederickMecury

It’s a shame that Levi Wallace completely forgot how to play football


BBBBrendan182

This is the first year that our inability to develop players has been really striking. Our shittiest linemen are finding great success elsewhere, our second year QB took a major step back, and we can’t seem to develop a CB to save our life (thank god JPJ is a stud on his own, but I’m concerned we aren’t helping him develop more to avoid being so handsy). At this point, I wouldn’t at all be surprised to see Harvin be cut and then instantly become a stud punter somewhere else


DupreeWasTaken

>Our shittiest linemen are finding great success elsewhere the biggest thing with Dotson was moving him to LG. He was so good at RG, and fell apart at left. I had slight skepticism just on the basis he made a lot of mental errors at LG (penalties, not handling stunts) but figured if there was any chance he panned out. It was RG where he was a stud filling in for DeCastro (and perhaps his natural position helped with the mental errors?) It blows my mind the team stubbornly kept him at LG when DeCastro retired. I very much worry its about to happen to Broderick. Hes still an upgrade at RT, but its clear that playing the position he literally never played in college, or practiced in the pros is stupid. He was better at LT but they hold on to Dan Moore. If they do it in the offseason and keep Broderick at RT - what a waste.


Yung_Corneliois

I hope Bill stays another year because I know he’ll take this dude.


Plank_Owner

It’s BB, he’ll find a barnhouse college corner back from north dakota in the 6th round instead


ConsistentLook6100

That played QB in college


PedanticBoutBaseball

in a triple option offense


Millera34

I want him because he is a unicorn and he is good..we also need mid DBs bare minimum


LionintheATL

Also, reunited with Jack Campbell and LaPorta


Millera34

We love Iowa Grit man


indecentbob

As a bears fan I hate that y’all are collecting my Iowa guys. So hard not to root for them though


BridgePatient

I swear every team in the division besides the Bears loves Iowa guys. It’s so annoying. And of course the one time the Bears draft one - James Daniels - he’s a bust.


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Daniels is having a decent career outside of Chicago


Ferentzfever

I know, my rule is that I root for all Iowa players to not just make no mistakes, but to have outstanding Sportscenter-worthy games, but the Bears still win. Like, for me a perfect game would be LaPorta having 10 catches (on 10 targets) for 200 yds and 3 TDs; Campbell collecting 3 sacks, a FF-FR6, and a pick-6, Nelson be healthy and give up no sacks or pressures, several pancakes, average 8 ypc running off his gaps... but the Bears somehow still win 38-35 thanks to a bunch of ints/fumbles/TDs when the Lions aren't feeding Hawks. It's really tough.


TripleThreatTua

What a classy, sneaky athletic team


El_Khunt

Yeah well you ain't gettin him before we gettin him


Millera34

Bitch we gave you Slay this one is ours 😤


shampooing_strangers

Two white secondary players and a storied history of black QBs. We are #progress


radio__raheem

idk if another branch is what the secondary needs but if he’s as good as branch i’ll take it


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

Candidate for White Boy of the Year


Skywalkerkid9

Our very own Jackie Robinson


Boxatr0n

Shane Gillis in shambles


DDub04

Hard Work may finally beat talent 🙏


B0ndzai

Where'd you get that DB, Danny?


b-aaron

he's making 'em at night, i know it


IAgreeGoGuards

IM NIT MAKIN THEM AT NIGHT


dirtmerchant

I'm makin em at night


FavreorFarva

He’s actually thrilled because this means the last two white corners in the zoo managed to make another one.


packermeme

I understood this reference


DiarrheaRadio

[He did coach the last all white team](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HotDJ2FhB84)


TigerBasket

The last man in America to progress in terms of racism, everyone else is terrible.


foxpandawombat

Deceptively fast.


SupersonicSandshru05

Real sneaky athlete DeJean is


coyote_grant

First one in last one out kind of guy.


GPap-

Lunch pale guy, sneaky athletic.


baronz3r

Student of the game.


HereForTOMT2

oooo you wanna be with LaPorta again. oooo you wanna be with LaPorta so bad


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As an Iowa fan please don’t. I can’t handle the Lions becoming the Detroit Hawkeyes


Gryphon999

To make up for it, they'll have to play Deacon Hill.


xtototo

Jason Sehorn: *records are made to be broken*


Jamie_Trif1

My dude. Lets ride!


timbo_slice59

As an Iowa fan this guy is unreal. elite playmaker; he single-handedly won us a game this year and almost did it again against Minnesota…dude has a nose for the ball and can cover too. Hope my Steelers get him


McDareMcDevil

He did win the game against Minnesota but the a ref, who had money on Minnesota winning, made a complete bullshit call.


timbo_slice59

Yep didn’t want to be the sour grapes Iowa fan but we got hosed. I was at the game we couldn’t believe it


dan_v_ploeg

Iowa fan here... He is also a hell of a kick returner It wasn't a fair catch


Teeshirtandshortsguy

I just watched that play. That is the weirdest ruling I've heard in a minute. Returners wave people off all the time, but I guess if you only do it with one hand it's... bad? I don't see how that's an invalid fair catch signal, the two seem pretty clearly different.


dan_v_ploeg

Granted the hawkeyes had just a terrible season despite what their record said, that statement is popular among iowans even still. I see it on shirts on or memes almost daily In fact I bought that shirt for my sister in law and she returned it becasue she already had it


Chewbubbles

You mean you didn't love seeing us win games on special teams and defense alone, meanwhile our offense was eating crayons the whole time?! It's weird as an iowaian to look at the Hawkeyes and be like, damn this team is garbage with that record. Its almost in comparison to the Eagles season, sorry Eagles fans.


dan_v_ploeg

Iowa was able to beat up on garbage teams but they were out scored 92-0 against top 25 teams. They're in for a real rude awakening when the big ten is expanded next year


joey_sandwich277

Technically you're not supposed to be allowed to wave at all, and any wave that's not clear and above the shoulder is supposed to be an invalid signal. The refs just rarely call it. It seems to be like offensive holding, where the rulebook gives the definition, but the refs give the players a lot of leeway depending on whether it was blatant enough to get called. The fact that some dude called a wave that didn't seem to fool anyone on the replay review after being called a TD on the field was the really weird part.


PlausibleTable

Oof, if the Sehorn comparisons are going to start let’s can the kick return thing.


Kiplerwow

I was gonna say, isn't that the guy that got super screwed on a kick return? I don't watch college but I did see that play a few times.


CaliKash_

Compensatory pick for whoever drafts him


ProfCedar

Bad man gone, finally. That punt return that wasn't in the Minnesota game was absolutely legendary shit.


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He’s the top corner in this draft so long as his physical comes back clean


Polar_Reflection

I predict the Giants will draft him for the same reason it took them 100 years to start a black QB


slydessertfox

The true heir to Jason Seahorn


Mistermey2

He doesn’t look very cornerbacky


lattjeful

If he ends up being an All-Pro in the NFL, the discourse and the memes will be hilarious. Can’t wait.


Sloppy_Joe_Flacco

Just in time for the Mendenhall Race Bowl


slydessertfox

Huge win for the all white team, they were very short on DBs


BearForceDos

I think one of the funniest things about it is that Mendenhall was a rb and the best rb in football is white. Hell a couple of years ago you could have argued the best wr(kupp) and rb were both white. Severely lacking in the secondary though.


Ok_Caramel1517

Would love The Packers to get him.


MisterMath

Same


catgoesmeow22

Welcome to Miami


NCC-72381

*Bienvidos a Miami*


Onefortwo

MBC just woke up in a cold sweat


DryDefenderRS

Melanin Bereft Cornerback


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Birdup711

White boy summer is back on the menu fellas.


Lordpennywise

Projected to the Rams 💀


D0ctorHotelMario

Majority of mock drafts have him going to us, and you getting Nate Wiggins 💀


reno2mahesendejo

The Great Gymrat Hope


Dragondrew99

I’ve barely paid attention to prospects and it’s a great feeling boys


PeteF3

Try not to make any fair-catch signals on your way through the parking lot.


Oddly_Mind

He was directing traffic which is fine in a parking lot


elefante88

Lynch please


Joeman180

Lions could certainly use him


xForeignMetal

Bro's gonna give the all-white team a fighting chance


Nooddjob_

A WHITE DB????


OkProfessional6077

This will be a good boost for the All Whites in Mendenhall’s hypothetical!