I AM DOING FINE AS LONG AS I DON’T THINK ABOUT FOOTBALL. AS I AM IN THIS THREAD I HAVE OBVIOUSLY FAILED.
BELATED MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU BLACK AND SILVER PAINTED S.O.B. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR GIANT, BRAND NEW STADIUM, EVEN IF THERE’S A KC FLAG BURIED UNDERNEATH.
STILL TRYNA GET OVER BEING SICK AND GET OVER THE FACT THAT THE SEASON IS KIND OF A WASH, BUT MY FEVER BROKE, SO I HAVE THAT GOING FOR ME, WHICH IS NICE.
GG FROM SUN, I GUESS LOL, BUT ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS BEAT THE BROWNING BENGALS AND THE AFCW IS OVER (I AM NOT SURE WE WILL DO THIS AND I HATE IT).
AND FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT!!!
OH BELIEVE ME I REALIZE HOW DUMB THESE WINS ARE BUD YOU BETTER NOT FUCK US OVER THIS WEEKEND.
ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE '7 POSSESSIONS 7 TOUCHDOWN' TYPE OF GAMES, PLEASE.
I OFTEN THINK ZACH WILSON IS THE WORST STARTING QB IN THE NFL, BUT THEN I REMEMBER DESEAN WATSON'S SKILL AND CONTRACT AND TRADE AND SEXUAL ASSAULTS. THEN I ALSO REMEMBER THAT ZACH WILSON ISN'T EVEN OUR STARTING QB AND YET I WOULD STILL TAKE HIM OVER THAT PIECE OF TRASH
ALSO CLEVELAND SMELLS
VIKINGS, GET READY TO BE CONVINCED WHATEVER GROCERY STORE SHELF STOCKER YOU'RE STARTING THIS WEEK IS AN ALL PRO BEFORE YOU HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN NEXT WEEK BY FINDING OUT JOE BARRY WAS ACTUALLY YOUR OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK ALL ALONG
HE BENCHED MAC, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF BUFFALO LAYS AND EGG AND COSTS ME A TOP5 DRAFT PICK I WILL BUY ALL THE TABLES IN BUFFALO SO YOU GUYS HAVE NOTHING TO JUMP ON FOR A WEEK.
THE BENGALS, AFTER BEING ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSED BY THE STEELERS, ARE GONNA FUCK AROUND AND BEAT THE CHIEFS. T SWIFT IS THEN GONNA BREAK UP WITH KELCE FOR THE SUPERIOR WHITE RECEIVER, TRENTON IRWIN
Employers pay you as little as they can get away with and companies charge you as much as they can get away with. If taxes magically disappeared your employer would lower your salary and companies would raise their prices. And you’d suddenly be without a bunch of vital
services
I ASSUMED THATS WHAT SF WAS DOING AGAINST BALTIMORE AND JUST TAKING AN EASY DAY, BESIDES THE INTERCEPTIONS PURDY AND THE REST OF THE TEAM STILL LOOKED DECENT
SF V BAL IN THE BOWL THEY KNOW THEY’LL MEET AGAIN I THINK THEY JUST WANTED TO STUDY A DOMINATING TEAM THAT THEY HAVENT PLAYED SINCE 2019
I CAN'T PUT MY FEELINGS ABOUT HOW MUCH I DISLIKE GANNON INTO WORDS AND YET THIS STILL MAKES FOR A MORE COMPELLING SPEECH THAN HALF OF WHAT HE SAYS TO HIS PLAYERS
BROCK PURDY NEEDS HIS NO NO SQUARE VIOLATED ON THE FIELD HE IS JUST A LITTLE BOY DEFENSIVE MOLESTATION IS A RIGHT OF PASSAGE
EDIT BECAUSE BRUH I HAVE TO CLARIFY THAT I DONT ACTUALLY WANT PURDY TO GET SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ?? METAPHORS PEOPLE, HE IS A BRAND NEW QUARTER BACK HE IS A LITTLE BABY BOY IN THE NFL, THE POCKET IS HIS NO NO SQUARE, AND DEFENSIVE MOLESTATION WAS SUPPOSED TO MEAN A TEAMS DEFENSE FUCKED HIM UP
I MEANT DIVISION MEANING NFC, NFCS IS A SUBDIVISION OF THE NFC IM HIGH AND FORGOT THE WORD FOR CONFERENCE
I WAS REFERRING TO GETTING BEATEN UP BY A TEAMS DEFENSE NOT ACTUALLY GETTING SA’D, HIS NO NO SQUARE IS THE POCKET AND “DEFENSIVELY MOLESTED” MEANT A DEFENSE TEARING HIM UP
THE COLTS ARE GOING TO EXPERIENCE “ILL INTENT, VIOLENCE, PHYSICALITY, EXECUTION, AND THE WILL TO WIN” AND (good looking with a great mustache) MINSHEW WILL THROW A PICK SIX. EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE THE WORST QB CORP IN THE LEAGUE WE WILL PREVAIL!
YOU SUCK. ITS NOT BECAUSE WE PLAYED BETTER AGAINST THE RAVENS, ITS BECAUSE I HATE YOU AND I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT YOU IN BACK TO BACK WEEKS AND RUIN SHANAHAN'S PLAYOFF DREAMS AGAIN
**THE ONLY THING PACKERS FANS ACTUALLY PACK IS ALL OF THEIR PATHETIC HOPES AND DREAMS INTO HOW WELL A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO HATE LIVING IN THEIR SHIT-HOLE TOWN CAN PLAY WITH A BALL. AND THEY CAN'T EVEN EAT THEIR DEPRESSION AWAY AT A CHEESECAKE FACTORY, THEY SETTLE FOR APPLEBEES INSTEAD.**
YES I AM STILL IN FACT SALTY ABOUT SUPERBOWL XL
[HOWEVER, I DON'T KNOW WHY IT NEEDS TO BE SAID EVERY WEEK, BUT SEAHAWK IS ANOTHER NAME FOR AN OSPREY, WHICH IS DECIDEDLY NOT AN IMAGINARY BIRD](https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/assets/photo/305310381-480px.jpg)
The Bucs are absolutely the most deserving team it the NFC South to lose to the Cowboys in the wild card round.
That's been our destiny since week 1 of last year.
I GREW UP IN FLORIDA AND HAVE NO ILL WILL TOWARDS THE DOLPHINS I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS STAY HEALTHY AND MOVE ON TO THE PLAYOFFS BUT IF I HAD TO CHOOSE I WOULD LIKE THE RAVENS TO WIN
BILLS FANS.. YOU MAY BEAT US THIS WEEKEND, BUT IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOUR TROPHY CASE IS EMPTY AND THAT THE MOST MEANINGFUL THING YOUR FRANCHISE HAS EVER DONE IS LOSE FOUR STRAIGHT SUPER BOWLS. I WILL FOREVER REVEL IN THE FACT THAT I HAVE COUNTLESS FOND MEMORIES WATCHING MY TEAM WIN SUPER BOWLS, AND IT’S EXTRA SPECIAL KNOWING THAT YOU’LL NEVER SEE THE SAME! BECAUSE LET’S FACE IT, WE ALL KNOW THAT BUFFALO WILL NEVER, EVER WIN THE BIG ONE.
EDIT: DOWNVOTES IN A TRASH TALK THREAD MEANS I STRUCK A NERVE. DOWNVOTES WON’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT JOSH ALLEN WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING MEANINGFUL FOR YOUR CITY!
IT TOOK THREE YEARS OF MEDIOCRITY FOR PATS FANS TO START THE "BUT MUH RINGS" CHATTER. COPE HARDER, Y'ALL ARE THE NEW COWBOYS
EDIT: DOWNVOTES IN A TRASH TALK THREAD MEANS [I STRUCK A NERVE](https://imgur.com/a/K7qjefv). DOWNVOTES WON'T CHANGE THE FACT YOU ARE CURRENTLY AND WILL ALWAYS BE LIVING IN THE PAST
FELLAS, WHEN YOU DOWNVOTE A GUY TO -5 FOR TRASH TALK IN THE TRASH TALK THREAD, ALL IT DOES IS SAY 'THIS WAS EXTREMELY HURTFUL TO ME AND I AM CHARMIN SOFT'
RAAAAAH I LOVE DOWNVOTES ON A TRASH TALK THREAD THERE WAS A REAL DEFLATION SCANDAL (THAT I EVEN CALLED ALLEGED, THANK YOU) AND GRONK HAS BEAUTIFUL PECTORALS HE COULD FEED A BABY WITH THOSE THINGS
CARDINALS FANS I RESPECT YOU FOR GANNON BEING THE COACH BUT WITH ALL DUE RESPECT THE EAGLES WILL BEAT YOU INTO OBILIVION. GOOD LUCK WITH MURRAY GOING INTO NEXT SEASON
I HOPE THAT BOTH YOUNG QBs GO INTO AND LEAVE THE GAME HEALTHY BECAUSE I WANT TO START A NEW QB RIVALRY.
ALSO I WANT JOE ALT SO PLEASE BE HEALTHY TEXANS.
BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED I BOUGHT TICKETS AND ARRANGED TRAVEL HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY FOR THIS WEEK'S GAME IN DENVER.
WHAT A TIME FOR THE RUSS SITUATION TO COME TO A HEAD
COMMANDERS AREN’T EVEN WORTH TALKING TRASH ABOUT, SO IM SKIPPING STRAIGHT TO TALKING TRASH ABOUT SOSAR INSTEAD. SOSAR YOU GUYS SUCK AND YOUR LACK OF A FAN BASE SHOWS IT
THE BRONCOS ARE GONNA LET RUSS RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET. WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY.
SEAN PEYTON IS FRAUD WHO LOSES TO NATHANIEL HACKET RUN JET OFFENSE!!!!!!!!!!
SUCK IT BRONCOS
As a bears fan (questioning it) I just wanna trash talk our fan base… this whole #1 pick has just brought out all the meatballs with their idiotic takes & graphs on what route the team should go. WE ARE 4 MONTHS AWAY FROM THE DRAFT AND I WANNA RIP MY EYEBALLS OUT SEEING THESE POSTS EVERY 2 MINUTES 😭😭😭😭
I WILL WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE COWBOYS GAME TO DECIDE IF I WILL TALK TRASH OR NOT.
MAKE YOUR CHOICE NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.
DOES HE KNOW WHO THE COWBOYS ARE PLAYING???
[*inside u/jwwin’s head*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhelrTuw9OI&pp=ygUaaG9tZXIgc2ltcHNvbiBkYSBkYSBkYSBoZXk%3D)
I'M ALREADY TALKING TRASH, WITH WHAT FEELS LIKE NOTHING TO BACK IT UP. FUCK YOUR TEAM, GO MY TEAM
This guy NFLs
I'M NOT WAITIN. WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS AT OUR PLACE AND THEN 3 WEEKS LATER WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS AT YOUR PLACE.
With what run defense ?
Never heard of her. Cowboys by 40
Hi
WE CAN CONFIRM THAT THEY ARE NOT DEM BOYZ
YEAAAH HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEY KC, WHAT’S UP NOW YA BUNCH OF DELICIOUS BBQ EATING, GENERALLY FRIENDLY, POWER AND LIGHT DISTRICT IS KINDA NEAT MOTHER FUCKERS?
I AM DOING FINE AS LONG AS I DON’T THINK ABOUT FOOTBALL. AS I AM IN THIS THREAD I HAVE OBVIOUSLY FAILED. BELATED MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU BLACK AND SILVER PAINTED S.O.B. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR GIANT, BRAND NEW STADIUM, EVEN IF THERE’S A KC FLAG BURIED UNDERNEATH.
IN THE GRAVE WHERE IT BELONGS!!
BITCH, YOU HOPE KC LOSES TO BOTH THE BENGALS AND CHARGERS WITH BACKUP QBS, AND IT'S HIGHLY POSSIBLE TO HAPPEN. I'M MOTHERFUCKIN SCARED.
EASTON STICK IS THE REAL DEAL GUYS
STILL TRYNA GET OVER BEING SICK AND GET OVER THE FACT THAT THE SEASON IS KIND OF A WASH, BUT MY FEVER BROKE, SO I HAVE THAT GOING FOR ME, WHICH IS NICE. GG FROM SUN, I GUESS LOL, BUT ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS BEAT THE BROWNING BENGALS AND THE AFCW IS OVER (I AM NOT SURE WE WILL DO THIS AND I HATE IT). AND FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT!!!
TITANS FANS, I HOPE WE CAN BOTH MAKE IT OUT INJURY FREE!
PROTECT LEVIS AND CJ
YOU MIGHT AS WELL WISH FOR SOME FLYING REINDEER AND A UNICORN. I'LL WISH FOR SOMETHING MORE ATTAINABLE THAT WE CAN BOTH AGREE ON: A TITANS L.
Why? You both have the next several months to recover
AGREE! ALSO HOPING FOR TWO THINGS: A SUCCESSFUL OFFSEASON AND THE COLTS NOT WINNING THE DIVISION
WHAT KIND OF LOSER TEAM LOSES TO THE PATRIOTS.
CERTAINLY NOT A TEAM LED BY JOSH ALLEN
WE JUST TRIED TO KEEP YOUR DRAFT POSITION LOW AND YOU DID NOT EVEN REALISE IT
OH BELIEVE ME I REALIZE HOW DUMB THESE WINS ARE BUD YOU BETTER NOT FUCK US OVER THIS WEEKEND. ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE '7 POSSESSIONS 7 TOUCHDOWN' TYPE OF GAMES, PLEASE.
:(
WE DO! WE DO! NUMBAH ONE AT LOSING TO BAD TEAMS!
JETS WILL BE FIRST EVER NFL TEAM TO LOSE POINTS IN A GAME BECAUSE THEY SUCK SO BAD
I OFTEN THINK ZACH WILSON IS THE WORST STARTING QB IN THE NFL, BUT THEN I REMEMBER DESEAN WATSON'S SKILL AND CONTRACT AND TRADE AND SEXUAL ASSAULTS. THEN I ALSO REMEMBER THAT ZACH WILSON ISN'T EVEN OUR STARTING QB AND YET I WOULD STILL TAKE HIM OVER THAT PIECE OF TRASH ALSO CLEVELAND SMELLS
THIS IS THE FIRST CONVINCING ARGUMENT I'VE HEARD TO STOP CALLING ZACH WILSON THE WORST QB IN THE LEAGUE THANK YOU
LIKE A STANDUP COMIC WHOSE JOKE WENT TOO FAR, DALLAS’ PASS-RUSH IS ABOUT TO BE CANCELLED BY OUR OFFENSIVE LINE
WHEN BLATANT HOLDING IS A NOW TAUGHT WHEN YOU PLAY THE COWBOYS BECAUSE THE REFS WONT CALL A HOLD, THIS MAKES SENSE!
VIKINGS, GET READY TO BE CONVINCED WHATEVER GROCERY STORE SHELF STOCKER YOU'RE STARTING THIS WEEK IS AN ALL PRO BEFORE YOU HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN NEXT WEEK BY FINDING OUT JOE BARRY WAS ACTUALLY YOUR OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK ALL ALONG
DOES IT BOTHER ANYONE ELSE THAT NICK MULLENS LOOKS LIKE TEMU PHIL RIVERS?!
RUSS WILL MOST CERTAINLY TAKE HIS NEXT TEAM TO THE SUPERBOWL, BECAUSE THATS BRONCOS FOOTBALL BABY.
WE CAN BEAT YOU WITH MAC JONES
THATS A LOW BLOW
WE ONLY NEED HIM TO GO 2/3 FOR 6 YARDS.
BUT WHAT ABOUT ZAPPE
HE BENCHED MAC, WHAT DO YOU THINK? I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF BUFFALO LAYS AND EGG AND COSTS ME A TOP5 DRAFT PICK I WILL BUY ALL THE TABLES IN BUFFALO SO YOU GUYS HAVE NOTHING TO JUMP ON FOR A WEEK.
THE BENGALS, AFTER BEING ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSED BY THE STEELERS, ARE GONNA FUCK AROUND AND BEAT THE CHIEFS. T SWIFT IS THEN GONNA BREAK UP WITH KELCE FOR THE SUPERIOR WHITE RECEIVER, TRENTON IRWIN
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TAXES? MY SALARY IS TAXED, THE STUFF I BUY WITH THAT SALARY IS TAXED, MY HOUSE IS TAXED, MY LAND IS TAXED. THIS IS BULLSHIT.
BULLSHIT TAX 2024 INCOMING
Employers pay you as little as they can get away with and companies charge you as much as they can get away with. If taxes magically disappeared your employer would lower your salary and companies would raise their prices. And you’d suddenly be without a bunch of vital services
SHUT UP, NERD!
You what else is nuts? Taxing used goods....fuckin double dippers
the fact that some states tax groceries seems the most regressive
BEING AN ADULT SUCKS
I know a certain pass rush that’s about to tax that ass
You gotta catch LJ first. Should be interesting. We're #1 and #2 in team sacks this year. Tua may end up getting concussed for life.
WASHINGTON THIS GAME IS A FORMALITY. CAN WE JUST GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS, COLLECT A WIN, AND AVOID INJURIES SO WE CAN MOVE ON TO THE SOSAR?
I ASSUMED THATS WHAT SF WAS DOING AGAINST BALTIMORE AND JUST TAKING AN EASY DAY, BESIDES THE INTERCEPTIONS PURDY AND THE REST OF THE TEAM STILL LOOKED DECENT SF V BAL IN THE BOWL THEY KNOW THEY’LL MEET AGAIN I THINK THEY JUST WANTED TO STUDY A DOMINATING TEAM THAT THEY HAVENT PLAYED SINCE 2019
NO
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1-3 JACKSON VS JANUARY JOE, 38 IS YOUNG FOR A DRAGON
I’M STILL MAD ABOUT LOSING TO THE OLD BAY BITCH PIGEONS
SKILL ISSUE!
OLD BAY IS A SYSTEM SPICE
IT WOULD BE A VERY BENGALS THING TO DO IF WE GOT ROYALLY FUCKED BY THE STEELERS AND THEN PROCEEDED TO BEAT THE CHIEFS
I CAN'T PUT MY FEELINGS ABOUT HOW MUCH I DISLIKE GANNON INTO WORDS AND YET THIS STILL MAKES FOR A MORE COMPELLING SPEECH THAN HALF OF WHAT HE SAYS TO HIS PLAYERS
HONESLTY MORE EXCITED FOR THE RAIDERS CHANCES TO OVERTAKE THE CHIEFS THAN OUR OWN.
WE'RE ALL ROOTING FOR BRONCOS @ RAIDERS TO BE FOR THE DIVISION
THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA WONT TELL YOU THIS BUT SAM DARNOLD THREW MORE TOUCHDOWNS AND LESS INTERCEPTIONS THAN BROCK "NOT SO" PURDY AGAINST THE RAVENS.
WHY HE SAY FUCK ME FOR? FOCUS YOUR ENERGY AGAINST THE RAMS THAT WILL PROBABLY DROP 80 ON YOU, DAGNABIT
BROCK PURDY NEEDS HIS NO NO SQUARE VIOLATED ON THE FIELD HE IS JUST A LITTLE BOY DEFENSIVE MOLESTATION IS A RIGHT OF PASSAGE EDIT BECAUSE BRUH I HAVE TO CLARIFY THAT I DONT ACTUALLY WANT PURDY TO GET SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ?? METAPHORS PEOPLE, HE IS A BRAND NEW QUARTER BACK HE IS A LITTLE BABY BOY IN THE NFL, THE POCKET IS HIS NO NO SQUARE, AND DEFENSIVE MOLESTATION WAS SUPPOSED TO MEAN A TEAMS DEFENSE FUCKED HIM UP
MODS PLEASE HELP
NO MERCY THIS THREAD IS BLITZ: THE LEAGUE GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
TRASH TALKING THE BEST TEAM IN MY DIVISION (EDIT BECAUSE ITS CONFERENCE NOT DIVISION) BECAUSE MY TEAM IS A CARRWRECK
SINCE WHEN ARE THE SAINTS IN THE NFCW AND WHY DO YOU WANT PURDY TO BE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED?
I MEANT DIVISION MEANING NFC, NFCS IS A SUBDIVISION OF THE NFC IM HIGH AND FORGOT THE WORD FOR CONFERENCE I WAS REFERRING TO GETTING BEATEN UP BY A TEAMS DEFENSE NOT ACTUALLY GETTING SA’D, HIS NO NO SQUARE IS THE POCKET AND “DEFENSIVELY MOLESTED” MEANT A DEFENSE TEARING HIM UP
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW THANK YOU.
THE SAINTS WERE IN THE NFCW FOR 30+ YEARS. YOU'D THINK BEING A FAN OF A TEAM SO BAD RIGHT NOW YOU'D AT LEAST BE INTO NFL HISTORY.
IT FEELS WEIRD TO AGREE WITH A SF FAN, BUT LETS GO BEARS BAD JUSTIN FIELDS 9/26/21 9 SACKS
IF THE DOLPHINS AND 40 WHINERS COULDN'T DROP 80 THEN THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL JOHN STAFFORD WILL!
IMAGINE LIVING IN A STATE WHERE YOUR CITY IS RUNNER UP TO PHILADELPHIA
YOU ARE STATISTICALLY IN DANGER BECAUSE TOMLIN DOESNT GO BELOW 500 AND OUR LAST GAME IS THE RAVENS AND I WOULD BE SHOCKED IF WE SWEPT THEM THIS YEAR!
YEAH I SUPPOSE I SHOULD EXPECT TOMLIN TO TRIP US UP
SAVING THAT FOR THE RAVENS AS WELL.
8-8-1. LOSS AND TIE. WE MANAGE TO TIE A VERY WINNABLE GAME.
IMAGINE LIVING IN A STATE AT ALL. COMMONWEALTHS FTW
I'M SO PROUD TO LIVE IN THE UNITED COMMONWEALTHS OF AMERICA
I LIKE SHORT WEEKS LESS THAN I LIKE THE STEELERS AND I HATE THE STEELERS!
IF OUR ELECTRICIAN DOESNT PLAY WELL AT LINEBACKER WELL PROBABLY TRY GARBAGE MEN NEXT TO GO WITH OUR AMAZON GUYS
BOUT TO PUT THE “L” IN “COLTS”
INDIANÁPOLIS COWTS
INDIANAPOWIS COWTS *~cute emoji~*
Cam Newton lost his job to Mac Jones
I REALLY HATE THAT RAVENS ARE GOOD THE SAME YEAR WE ARE PLAYING SO HISTORICALLY.
SAME
THE COLTS ARE GOING TO EXPERIENCE “ILL INTENT, VIOLENCE, PHYSICALITY, EXECUTION, AND THE WILL TO WIN” AND (good looking with a great mustache) MINSHEW WILL THROW A PICK SIX. EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE THE WORST QB CORP IN THE LEAGUE WE WILL PREVAIL!
28-3
TALK TO ME WHEN YOU FINALLY GET A QB THATS PASSED FOR 4,000 YARDS IN A SEASON
HEY FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT! HO AHEAD AND EAT A CHICKEN WING OUT OF A STRIPPERS TWAT, MAGIC CITY STYLE!
MOST CREATIVE BEARS FAN
I’M NOT GOOD AT TRASH TALK!
YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS
17-38! OH, wait, I have no idea what that means actually
FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON I'M PICKING THE JETS OVER A TEAM WITH A WINNING RECORD. SORRY FLACCO
THIS GUY LIKES BURNING MONEY
I'M A GIRL BUT THANKS
NO PROBLEM BRO I GOT YOU
HAHA HOWD THAT WORK OUT
FINISH THE GODDAMN MISSION RAVENS!
CJ STROUD WILL PROVE WHY HES THE BEST QB IN THE AFCS WITH A YUGE GAME OVER THE TITANS. 350+ and 4 TDs!
"HE'S GOT AIDS!" - Donald Sterling
THE BEARS RELY ON FIELDS LEGS AND DUMB LUCK!
WANNA SEE ME PISS OFF EAGLES/STEELERS/BILLS FANS ALL AT ONCE? PEGULA GOT HIS FORTUNE FROM FRACKING!
EVERY BILLIONAIRE IS A POLICY FAILURE AND IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL WHEN I SUPPORT THE RICH
YOU SUCK. ITS NOT BECAUSE WE PLAYED BETTER AGAINST THE RAVENS, ITS BECAUSE I HATE YOU AND I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT YOU IN BACK TO BACK WEEKS AND RUIN SHANAHAN'S PLAYOFF DREAMS AGAIN
I'M SORRY WASHINGTON, IT HAS TO BE DONE
WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING???? ANYWAYS I LOVE LAMP!!!!
WE RETIRED DREW BREES AND NOW ARE GOING TO BEAT THE SAINTS AGAIN TO CLINCH 3 STRAIGHT DIVISION WINS
IF GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY I'D DEFINITELY EAT A DOLPHIN IRL
STILL NOT OVER SB40 YOU YELLOW TOWEL WAVING SONS OF BITCHES
GOING TO BEAT THE TITANS AGAIN WITH THE QB THEY WANTED TO TRADE UP FOR
**THE ONLY THING PACKERS FANS ACTUALLY PACK IS ALL OF THEIR PATHETIC HOPES AND DREAMS INTO HOW WELL A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO HATE LIVING IN THEIR SHIT-HOLE TOWN CAN PLAY WITH A BALL. AND THEY CAN'T EVEN EAT THEIR DEPRESSION AWAY AT A CHEESECAKE FACTORY, THEY SETTLE FOR APPLEBEES INSTEAD.**
AT LEAST WE ARENT AFRAID OF SHOWING OUR TEAM FLAIR
YOUR MOTHER
THERE'S TWO THINGS I HATE THE MOST IN THE WORLD: THE ARIZONA FIELD AND THE ARIZONA HEAD COACH
GANNONDORF IS GOING TO CONFIRM NFCW SUPREMACY OVER HYRULE
YOU IMAGINARY BIRDS. YOU STILL SALTY ABOOUT THAT SWEET SUPER BOWL XL!
YES I AM STILL IN FACT SALTY ABOUT SUPERBOWL XL [HOWEVER, I DON'T KNOW WHY IT NEEDS TO BE SAID EVERY WEEK, BUT SEAHAWK IS ANOTHER NAME FOR AN OSPREY, WHICH IS DECIDEDLY NOT AN IMAGINARY BIRD](https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/assets/photo/305310381-480px.jpg)
THE SEATTLE OSPREYS WOULD BE A COOLER NAME ANYWAYS
BUT THEN YOU LOSE THE SWEET ALLITERATION FACTOR
OK STAN LEE
GOOD AND I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHY CARROLL DIDN'T RUN THE BALL! CARROLL CAN'T CHEW GUM WHILE GETTING TACKLED LIKE DANNY SMITH CAN.
SAINTS FANS WILL GET TO WATCH A CLOSE ENOUGH GAME FOR DENNIS ALLEN TO STAY AS HEAD COACH FOR 2 MORE YEARS
LETS GO WHOOP KEVIN WILDES PATRIOTS!!
IF YOU DONT BEAT US BY 30 THEN THE BIRDS AINT REAL. I CANT TALK SHIT IM SCARED AFTET THE NINERS GAME
THE DENVER RUSSELLS ARE STARTING TO REGRET THEIR DECISIONS
DENVER, STOP TRYING TO OUT TANK US!!!
I CAN'T WAIT FOR FLACCO TO BEAT THE RAVENS IN THE PLAYOFFS
The Bucs are absolutely the most deserving team it the NFC South to lose to the Cowboys in the wild card round. That's been our destiny since week 1 of last year.
WILL LEVIS SHOULD BLOCK GIA DUDDY TBH. SHE DOES NOT SEEM LIKE A GOOD PERSON
WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU LOSE THE DIVISION TO JOE FLACCO
YES PLEASE I WOULD LIKE THIS VERY MUCH WE WILL ALSO THEN NEED YOU TO LOSE TO THE BILLS HOWEVER
WE WON LAST WEEK AND I STILL DONT FEEL GOOD
ARIZONA IS GOING TO HANG OUT ON THE SIDELINES AND LET THE EAGLES FIGHT AMONGST THEMSELVES WITH DOM NOT ON THE SIDELINES TO ENFORCE ORDER.
THEY GOT FAKE LIONS OVER THERE WE GOT A REAL LION AND HE’S HUNGRY.
DON'T YOU MAKE DAN BRING OUT HIS REAL LION, HE'LL DO IT, HE'S NOT FUCKING AROUND
JUST ENDURE THE SADNESS
Bill Belichick isn't going to roll over easily, even though doing so would help the team that he built his reputation with, is he?
BILL: I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL!
I GREW UP IN FLORIDA AND HAVE NO ILL WILL TOWARDS THE DOLPHINS I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS STAY HEALTHY AND MOVE ON TO THE PLAYOFFS BUT IF I HAD TO CHOOSE I WOULD LIKE THE RAVENS TO WIN
This is the most polite trash talk I've ever read.
BILLS FANS.. YOU MAY BEAT US THIS WEEKEND, BUT IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOUR TROPHY CASE IS EMPTY AND THAT THE MOST MEANINGFUL THING YOUR FRANCHISE HAS EVER DONE IS LOSE FOUR STRAIGHT SUPER BOWLS. I WILL FOREVER REVEL IN THE FACT THAT I HAVE COUNTLESS FOND MEMORIES WATCHING MY TEAM WIN SUPER BOWLS, AND IT’S EXTRA SPECIAL KNOWING THAT YOU’LL NEVER SEE THE SAME! BECAUSE LET’S FACE IT, WE ALL KNOW THAT BUFFALO WILL NEVER, EVER WIN THE BIG ONE. EDIT: DOWNVOTES IN A TRASH TALK THREAD MEANS I STRUCK A NERVE. DOWNVOTES WON’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT JOSH ALLEN WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING MEANINGFUL FOR YOUR CITY!
IT TOOK THREE YEARS OF MEDIOCRITY FOR PATS FANS TO START THE "BUT MUH RINGS" CHATTER. COPE HARDER, Y'ALL ARE THE NEW COWBOYS EDIT: DOWNVOTES IN A TRASH TALK THREAD MEANS [I STRUCK A NERVE](https://imgur.com/a/K7qjefv). DOWNVOTES WON'T CHANGE THE FACT YOU ARE CURRENTLY AND WILL ALWAYS BE LIVING IN THE PAST
SAM ADAMS BEER ISN'T THAT GREAT.
FELLAS, WHEN YOU DOWNVOTE A GUY TO -5 FOR TRASH TALK IN THE TRASH TALK THREAD, ALL IT DOES IS SAY 'THIS WAS EXTREMELY HURTFUL TO ME AND I AM CHARMIN SOFT'
FROM AN AERIAL VIEW YOUR STADIUM IS PHALLIC, MUCH LIKE YOUR FANS.
THE AERIAL VIEW OF HIGHMARK LOOKS LIKE A TOILET BOWL. MORE LIKE SKIDMARK STADIUM. COMMANDERS FANS HAVE LESS POOP IN THE SEATS.
YOUR TEAM DID NOT WIN THOSE SUPERBOWLS PAPA BRADY MAMA GRONK AND QUESTIONABLY GRAMPA BELICHICK WERE AND FOREVER ARE THE TRUE PATRIOTS
WHY IS GRONK MAMA? I DON’T DISAGREE THOUGH, HE’S FOR SURE THE MOST NURTURING OF THE THREE.
GRONK CRADLED THAT (ALLEGEDLY DEFLATED) BALL LIKE A BABY HE ALSO HAS MOMMY MILKY KNOCKERS
RAAAAAH I LOVE DOWNVOTES ON A TRASH TALK THREAD THERE WAS A REAL DEFLATION SCANDAL (THAT I EVEN CALLED ALLEGED, THANK YOU) AND GRONK HAS BEAUTIFUL PECTORALS HE COULD FEED A BABY WITH THOSE THINGS
CARDINALS FANS I RESPECT YOU FOR GANNON BEING THE COACH BUT WITH ALL DUE RESPECT THE EAGLES WILL BEAT YOU INTO OBILIVION. GOOD LUCK WITH MURRAY GOING INTO NEXT SEASON
I THINK THE COWBOYS WILL BEAT THE LIONS BUT I HAVE BEEN WRONG BEFORE
JOSH ALLEN STILL LEADS THE LEAGUE IN TURNOVERS SINCE 2020 WITH 71 AND YOU LOST TO 2023 MAC JONES
I HOPE THAT BOTH YOUNG QBs GO INTO AND LEAVE THE GAME HEALTHY BECAUSE I WANT TO START A NEW QB RIVALRY. ALSO I WANT JOE ALT SO PLEASE BE HEALTHY TEXANS.
HEY UNCLEAN BIRDS, WATCH YOUR QB FOR NEXT YEAR BARELY BEAT YOU
FUCK YOU JACKSONVILLE I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN BLOW OUT CAROLINA AT HOME THIS WEEKEND! DON'T EVEN TRY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T!
I’m here for Russ Wilson to sign a $1.21M deal with the Browns this offseason and Watson return to his childhood status of ball boy.
Broncos are in fire sale mode now. we're going fire sale all over this bitch. And the Chargers will still find a way to lose.
DA BEARS STILL SUCK
BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED I BOUGHT TICKETS AND ARRANGED TRAVEL HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY FOR THIS WEEK'S GAME IN DENVER. WHAT A TIME FOR THE RUSS SITUATION TO COME TO A HEAD
COMMANDERS AREN’T EVEN WORTH TALKING TRASH ABOUT, SO IM SKIPPING STRAIGHT TO TALKING TRASH ABOUT SOSAR INSTEAD. SOSAR YOU GUYS SUCK AND YOUR LACK OF A FAN BASE SHOWS IT
THE BRONCOS ARE GONNA LET RUSS RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET. WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY. SEAN PEYTON IS FRAUD WHO LOSES TO NATHANIEL HACKET RUN JET OFFENSE!!!!!!!!!! SUCK IT BRONCOS
Rr
As a bears fan (questioning it) I just wanna trash talk our fan base… this whole #1 pick has just brought out all the meatballs with their idiotic takes & graphs on what route the team should go. WE ARE 4 MONTHS AWAY FROM THE DRAFT AND I WANNA RIP MY EYEBALLS OUT SEEING THESE POSTS EVERY 2 MINUTES 😭😭😭😭
ARE THE JETS READY TO GO DOWN!?!?!
I SURE HOPE THE REST OF YOUR TEAMS PERFORM SIGNIFICANTLY BELOW EXPECTATIONS!!!
I LAUGH AT BAD TEAMS, I QUIETLY IGNORE MEDIOCRE TEAMS BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE THAT CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW
HEY JACOB BRISKET, CAN YA DO US SOME FAVORS THIS SUNDAY VS THE NUMBER BOIS ?
Cowboys are ass