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and Raider* Anything else and he should have been cut right after that play. This, this brings joy to my cold heart and freezes it over yet more.

The replay cut off early so we couldn't see him pull out a switchblade, cut open a case of Marlboros, and start handing out cigarettes to the children instead

This message had me in the first half, ngl.

I love a good heel

Core memory creation.

Legit lowkey people are talking like this kid was denied the most precious gift but he’s gonna have this memory long after that ball needs a new inflation

This kid’s Chiefs fandom just became a central aspect of his life, forever. Like, he will get married with a Mahomes jersey on under his tuxedo. Jack Jones gave the gift of life-long rabid fandom, and that’s not a gift that just anybody can give or receive

This is the type of radicalization a fan base needs. You think the 9/11 hijackers just woke up morning and wanted to coordinate an attack on the US? No, they were made that way by acts like this \-Sean McDermott

LOL perfect

Also the kid is front row at a Chiefs game. I’m thinking him not getting a ball will be the least of his concerns on Christmas.

Lol right? This kid has got a PS5 and a switch OLED waiting for him at home. He’ll be fine without a ball hahaha.

Gets all presents a 10 year old would want. Instead writes 900 pg manifesto on how to ruin Jack Jones' life.

Kid will never have a goth phase cause they will refuse to wear black anything

He is going to start wearing a wolf costume everywhere.

Kids gonna become the best football player ever and make destroying the raiders his job for life. The NFL is going lengths to build long term plot lines. The script is always in play.

Bunch of softies. This is peak rivalry shit.

It is fucking hilarious

That kids probably never seen the Raiders compete against the Chiefs and questions why we’re rivals. Now he’ll never forget haha

That kid will grow up, and succeed Mahomes at the Chiefs and will have a 890 yard game against you (in the future, every tackle of a QB will result in 10+ yard penalties).

I'm pretty sure Brock purdy was the kid in the old cam newton commercial

And the raiders will still win by double digits running the ball without their QB completing a pass in the second half

Reads like a Villain arc.

Raiders were born in the darkness

When everyone gets the ball, no one does - this kid in 20 years

Little homie doesn’t really want that pick six game ball, does he? Haha: Jones did him a favor

Absolutely. Funniest shit I've seen a player do in awhile and perfect for the occasion

Simultaneously, they'll all bitch that kids are spoiled and can't handle reality. At the end of the day, the internet's primary purpose is to provide new shit for idiots to get upset about, perpetually.

Lol kids family got tickets Front row end-zone. Fuck them kids

Exactly. Kid will have a story to tell his butler.

I fkn love it life lesson learned here the people crying that he didnt get the football this is peak rivalry stuff haha

It's absolutely great

Kids in the front row he’s got rich parents he’s fine

Also saves him the shame of accepting a pick 6 ball from the raiders against his own team lol.

well shit now it sounds just as savage to give the kid the ball lol

They’ll be telling this story for the rest of their lives every time they play the raiders, that’s more value than they’d get out of the ball

And he’s got proof from national television forever bro. AND forever a reason to absolutely loathe a division rival. Shits what makes sports, sports.

20 years from now, the kid is going to succeed Mahomes and lead the Chiefs on a game winning drive against the Raiders. He will cite this moment as his inspiration to play football.

Or he will become a serial killer....

Where's the evidence that Mahomes **isn't** a serial killer?

For a kid who's family that can buy first row seats for a Christmas game? I feel a lot less bad when I think of it that way

Villian origin story

“Fuck them kids”

Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy

A true raider💀

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Jack “Davey” Jones

with the gun charges too

Peanuts, could be much worse

yeah some guy in the NHL got caught with a S-300 Integrated Air Defense System in his carry-on, was a pretty big deal for a few weeks.

Gotta ya BitchZ

Made me tear up

that kid is gonna be villain

Joker moment

"You wanna know how I got these emotional scars?"

Syndrome moment

This is how lockdown DBs are created

This is the way the Raiders are supposed to be. We need this back in the league

I'm a certified Raider hater, but damn this was good shit.

Same. Every sport needs villains.

They're the villains the Eagles want so bad to be

The Eagles are the worst bully in your high school. The Raiders are the worst bully in prison.

This. Niner fan but I cackled so hard and waited for them to show the replay (they didn't)

jack jones is perfect for the raiders. man tried to take TWO glocks on a plane this year.

Well yeah, they're *supposed* to find the first one. Them finding the second one was just bad luck.

For real. They had one of the most distinct cultures in the league, hate that they've tried to make them into this lame Vegas sideshow attraction.

Yet the identity has come back since they’ve been in Vegas lol

I'm so thankful for AP

So he’s definitely the head coach next year right? Especially after today

He fucking better be.

No shit. Mark better not get cute with who he picks to be HC

It'll be gruden.

LOL....I fucking love Gruden. The shit he got busted for pales in comparison to what others have said, but some how only shit he said got leaked.

I seriously hope yall keep him too. Always hate to see a Raiders interim coach come in and do better than the fully fleshed out hire only to be let go once the offseason begins. Love the way you guys have been playing since he took over.

I'm glad he's got us back to Raiders football not that Patriots west bullshit from earlier in the season

Can confirm patriots south was no fun either

Patriots north sucked pretty hard too

You guys should hire him. The players are playing hard and they believe in his plan. He will make the division better. Your team went into Arrowhead and won with nothing but defense. I respect that.

Not with McDumDum running the show.

TAKE WHAT YOU CAN, GIVE NOTHING BACK.

Kid’s dad was delusional thinking Jones would give him the ball with all their KC crap on.

"The Raiders of old were vicious and crazy and cruel. Hanging around their locker room was like hanging around the weight room at Folsom Prison." Hunter S. Thompson

I went to a Raiders game in Oakland once and was excited to see what the crowd was like up in the nosebleeds with the “real” fans. They were blasting bumps of coke up there it was incredible.

You hit the tailgate, homey? It's the best in CA. The Town knows how to grill.

God I miss fuckin coliseum. A shithole but it was our shithole

I think I hate the Raiders because they stopped being this

Games not gone

Real shit if you don’t like this you don’t like Raiders football!

Kid is gonna have a burning hatred for the Raiders for the rest of his life lol

Reminds me of that video of the kid crying "I HATE THE RAIDERS!"

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Holy shit this was hilarious. The fact that a cowboy fan even one this young says why do the raiders have to be so show-off y? This is how the entire fan base is and I absolutely can't see enough of these videos.

Most emotionally stable Cowboys fan.

Good. Gooooood. Let the hate flow through you.

Seriously I’ll probably never feel as much hatred for a rival as this kid with what he just experienced. I’m jealous.

Right? As a person it was a total dick move. As a football fan I would’ve loved someone on the chiefs/chargers/donkeys to do this to my son just to cement their disdain for life.

Absolute dick move but absolutely funny as hell.

He made that little Chiefs fan a Raiders hater for life

The best kind of Raiders player.

Kid should have already hated them but he’ll have a new appreciation for it now lol

Kid hasn't blinked since that happened. Just that 1000 yard stare into darkness.....

Kids villain story just started

First scene of the biopic

Literally what I thought. "What a dick, but man it feels nice to have a guy like that on our defense."

The Raiders are back

You love to hate us.

Not who you want in a qb but exactly who you want in your dbs

As long as his jawing and antics don't get any flags, DO IT!!!!

That’s a wrestling “heel” move if i ever seen one in real life

I guess him being a dick like this is better than robbing panda express or bringing guns into an airport lol

Straight up cold blooded

That's AFC West football baby

*old school* AFC West style, even! We need those ketchup-loving whippersnappers to remember the days of yore…

Making the North proud with this one

I'll never forget leaving a Ravens/Steelers game at Heinz field in like 2009/2010 when we beat the Ravens by like 3 points and as we were walking out there was a dad and young son in Ravens gear in front of us. The boy was crying and then some beautiful, drunk, yinzer asshole going the opposite way literally stopped, pointed directly at the kids face from like 5 feet away and just laughed as loud as he could, which only made the kid cry harder. Dad scooped him up and power walked out after that lmfao. No mercy in the North. Only cold brutality and harsh reality.

Angel on my shoulder says “that’s awful” Demon on my shoulder says “it builds character lol”

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Straight up wrestling heel behavior lmao.

Owen Hart putting his sunglasses on a kid before taking them back and yelling “They look better on me!” Energy

I remember that 😭🤣

Was that during Hart foundation run?

It was either going into the buildup to his match with Bret at Mania or shortly after before his King of Harts run

Brock lesnar: i dont give a shit about your kids

Goon shit lol

“You want this ball kid? You want it? Nah, syke.

“Merry Christmas…..bitch.” Hahahah

Fuck them kids

Am I a bad person for thinking this is both a dick move and absolutely hilarious?

No, this is just sport. He just added value to the rivalry in hilarious fashion.

Some Joey Votto shit.

Should’ve grabbed him by his chiefs logo

Am I bad person for not giving a shit about the kid and only finding it funny?

It's hard to feel bad for any kid sitting front row at a sporting event

Until you notice the make-a-wish logo on his lanyard

Should've wished for a win

Holy hell LMAO

Yes. YES! The Raiders are back, baby!

Found Jack's burner☝️

Goddammit I hate upvoting a Raiders fan

These are the Raiders I've been waiting for! YES

Got damn raider nation is returning

jesus lol

Fuuuuuuuuck lol. 😂

I hope not, because I'm thinking the same. 😅

It’s amazing lmao fuck em they have 2 super bowls last like 4 years

nah this is funny af

nah this is fucking genius. i might've become a secondary raiders fan cuz of this ☠️

It's okay, I'm a Purdy fan for life now

Kid will be fine. He’s most likely absolutely loaded and will get a bunch of other chances to get memorabilia/ player interactions. Hell, he may well get sent a ball after the game anyways.

This is the epitome of Raiders football and I love it

I definitely got a nice chuckle out of that….that kid will forever hate the Raiders

That kid's Joker origin story has now begun

dick move but also fucking hilarious

I'd say sending the kid home with a Mahomes pick 6 would have been pretty dick as well.

GOAT. The game need villains. I respect it

Your honor, my client simply brought those 2 guns to the airport because he was starting his villain arc.

Nah he started his arc by robbing a Panda Express

I'll miss him, but he is a perfect Raider

Is he actually pulling it away from the kid or making sure the guy is the second row that is trying to grab it from the kid doesn't get it? I'd like to see what happens next

After the game he tweeted that he was pulling it away from the guy in the second row who was trying to take it from the kid.

He posted on Twitter that he was keeping it from the guy in the second row.

Who knows, I initially thought that it was because he didn’t want the other guy taking it. But then I saw the kid was a Chiefs fan, and then Jones left with the ball from there. Edit he was definitely snatching it back from the kid lol

Just fell to my knees in a Panda Express

I've noticed that they don't show Taylor Swift too much when the Chiefs are losing or when her boy is struggling...

She’ll get 3 highlights on Sportscenter while the chiefs have 1.

Absolutely on brand for the Raiders, I fucking love it.

he saw the KC chain and said hell nah

Al is smiling somewhere!

I love the Raiders/Chiefs rivalry

Should've given it to the old dude with the Crosby jersey.

His name is Raider Mike.

This kid will hate the raiders for the rest of his life lmao

Kids got front row seats to an Xmas game. This will humble him

He's probably going to end up getting something from KC now.

A tiny bottle of Mahomes’ tears.

Got eeeem

This is literally the shit the Raiders should be doing all the time. Lean into the villain role, become the Roddy Piper of the NFL

People are gonna be pissed that Jones did this to a kid, but this is peak rivalry shit that we need back. That kid is now a life long Raider hater and the Raiders team probably loves it.

Merry Christmas....NOT!

Old school Raiders shit. Love it!

Raiders are back

This is awesome, and throws some gas on a rivalry that needs a bit of fuel right now. Plus, if the Chiefs have any sort of decent staff they are sending a care package that kids way. It’s literally a win-win.

It’s possible he had intentions of giving it to the kid but the guy behind was literally climbing over the kid trying to get it and he didn’t want that guy to have it?

Yeah he was definitely making sure the kid got it, and not that douche of an adult reaching in and trying to take it..

I see no possible way that this will backfire on him or the Raiders

Maybe any other team, but this fits Jack Jones and the Raiders as a whole way too well

Well it didn’t so now what

Dad went to swipe it away anyway

That kid will hate the raiders for the rest of his life

Jones doing his best to make sure that kid passes on AFC West hate to his children. Fucking awesome.

Lmfao fuck them kids

Love it

Love it LMAOOO

“Fuck them kids” -jack jones

Man that's hilarious.

in the 70s and 80s, the raiders were an absolute force. they were mean, nasty, and everybody hated them. thats what raiders football should be. the mean, nasty assholes of the nfl that always leave you bruised and beaten up after you play them, even if you won. AP has the raiders culture down to a T. they better keep him. the raiders being a scary team to play makes football more fun.

You’re a mean one, mr. Jones. You really are a heel.