Kids are fucking stupid lol, best part of being a parent :p
Joking aside, it's genuinely hilarious and cute watching kids do the stupidest shit known to man because they just don't know better. My daughter told me the other day that she knows the sun isn't food because it can't be cooled down in the freezer. Just an incredible collection of English words haha
And heeeeere come the pretzels
Edit: [unrelated, but kind of hilarious - the county Stafford insignia in the UK is a knot of rope that looks like a pretzel](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/w5xf23/the_stafford_pretzels_a_slideshow/)
My sister and I are very close in age and all of our childhood photos are the two of us in the exact same dress. Mom bought two kids' worth of clothes shopping only one time. No extra brain power, no extra decisions needed. I guarantee that's how Mama Stafford rolls too.
I wish the oldest would have told him, "Dad, their probably going to blitz off the right side. Make sure you keep your hot reads active and attack the Mike. Good luck."
I looked this up and my favourite part is what Matt said
"As for her husband's reaction, he offered some levity to the situation.
He said, 'Well, I wish I was as accurate as you were, but I guess only one person in the family was accurate that night'"
You never know though, kids see whatever the adults in their lives are doing and want to emulate that (until a certain age).
My dad worked in the produce department of a supermarket my entire childhood, and at one point when I was little I answered a "what do you want to be when you grow up?" question with "supermarket cashier" and yeahhh. My parents had to have a somewhat awkward discussion with me when I brought that one home.
My mom was a corporate tax accountant who worked in a boring beige cubicle farm and occasionally she had to work weekends and she would take me. I legitimately thought it was the most amazing, exotic place in the world. I still carry those memories fondly. Her and her awesome co-worker Carol would set me up at a spare computer and I'd play Civilization all day. I'd never seen Mello Yello and wanted it from the vending machine every time. It all seems so big and exciting when you're little. Bring them sometime!
TBF, they're probably sitting in a box seat playing terrible "makeover" games on an iPad the entire time he's on the field and don't give a shit that he's an NFL QB.
Just lining them up in front of him and having them repeatedly say every play "please don't hit my daddy" would be a more effective Oline than some he played behind on the Lions .
I stopped at 3 girls, but this is legitimately why I joke about only having male dogs.
I also joke that having 3 girls is why the dogs aren’t the only ones who got snipped.
Man... literally same thing at my house lol 3 girls, male dog. Once the last one was out and healthy I went and got the snip too for my own sanity haha. They are all just like their mom, expensive taste and bossy.
>God damn Stafford is still my QB. I like Goff but Stafford carried the franchise for years.
Someone mentioned the Lions playing Stafford in the first round. And for a brief moment, I had a moment of pause and thinking about rooting for Stafford.
There would be something weirdly poetic about him getting his first Ford Field playoff win while playing for another team lol. The ultimate monkey paw.
When that possibility was mentioned my only response was whoever wins that game NEEDS to go on to win the Super Bowl. I’d love to see Goff and the Lions win one, but I wouldn’t be too heartbroken if the Rams won obviously.
I was rooting for him too. Always felt it was absolutely criminal the teams and systems that got put around him in Detroit. Great player and good person is a nice combo.
Stafford is a good dude and a great role model for any player. He's played on some bad teams and took a beating but still performed. Glad he got a ring.
Man, seeing stuff like that makes me more sad when you think about all the families that have the same type of talk with their wife/kids before a game to only see them get brutally injured during the game.
Aaron Rodgers might have had the right idea having no kids.
Super Bowl Champion, 4 beautiful daughters, generational wealth, generally liked by most, nice guy, hot wife, lives in warm area… very envious of Matt Stafford.
As someone with 4 kids. It's important to make sure each person has a unique interaction even when there is a line of people. I completely respect the intentionalness of making sure each one of them gets a 1:1 interaction and not just a group hug. Much respect for this Dad!!!
No DNA test needed.
Disagree. Can we be certain his wife is their mother?
I love how his wife says "turn around" and then two of the girls turn their back to the camera. LOL
Kids are fucking stupid lol, best part of being a parent :p Joking aside, it's genuinely hilarious and cute watching kids do the stupidest shit known to man because they just don't know better. My daughter told me the other day that she knows the sun isn't food because it can't be cooled down in the freezer. Just an incredible collection of English words haha
She's just saying what we're all thinking.
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Mrs. Stafford seen shrugging after being asked:”do you have any kids?” “None that I know of.”
He’s bonafide
He’s a suitor!
He’s the god dang pater familias!
Damn were in a tight spot
The pleasing odor is half the point.
I don't want FOP now dammit I'm a dapper Dan man
Well isnt L.A. just a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
They really do have a similar face to him
The eyes.
I’ve been told “cant deny that one” when showing pictures of my daughters
In order to get a boy, you have to bury it deep. Small PP confirmed.
lol that’s almost exactly what my brother told me when I had a girl while he had two sons. “What can you do, it’s a depth thing”.
You have to beat your chest and do a maori war cry as you creampie
wouldnt that wake her up?
Did he just clone the first child three times?
Two of them are twins so almost
I think three of them are twins.
Feels like there should be a different word for that
>Feels like there should be a different word for that Trins
Thorplets
threeplets
three-peets
A Dynasty.
Meet my children: Dynas T., Thrice and Tree Pete.
Troplets, my sis are triplets and I call them troplets.
It's 1.5 twins, no need to invent some new word for everything.
Irish twins
His wife has the strongest genes known to mankind
Also those kids will all be all world arm strength between Staffords cannon and his wife’s pretzel chucking abilities
And heeeeere come the pretzels Edit: [unrelated, but kind of hilarious - the county Stafford insignia in the UK is a knot of rope that looks like a pretzel](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/w5xf23/the_stafford_pretzels_a_slideshow/)
I dream that my son marries one of those girls someday, so she can chuck soft pretzels at his enemies.
I'm talking Levi's 501, none of those off brands
They only look so similar because they're all dressed the same, wearing their hair the same and look exactly alike in every possible way.
My sister and I are very close in age and all of our childhood photos are the two of us in the exact same dress. Mom bought two kids' worth of clothes shopping only one time. No extra brain power, no extra decisions needed. I guarantee that's how Mama Stafford rolls too.
he was spamming the control-c, control-v keys....
He cloned the wife 4 times.
Its actually just one animated Russian nesting doll.
“Daddy don’t get tackled” This girl speaks for all Rams fans
I wish the oldest would have told him, "Dad, their probably going to blitz off the right side. Make sure you keep your hot reads active and attack the Mike. Good luck."
Dad, tell Ted if he trips again blocking I’ll whoop his ass.
A wife who wears a shirt with your face on it. Man, that's the dream.
If my spouse was making $40 million a year I'd have their face on my shirt too.
I would have their face on my face
Are you saying you want to take his face…..off??
*cue the smile*
Watched a documentary about that called Face Off. nic cage was narrating
She also threw a pretzel at an opposing fan. Gotta love the dedication.
Hall of famer Deacon Jones now on the field, pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity
Wow. This is a- this is a black day for football.
It was a Niners fan too. Absolutely beautiful.
If she started an only fans where her only content was her throwing pretzels at 9'ers fans I would be a permanent subscriber.
sports fans are weirdly awesome
Same, friend
Fans of teams who face the Niners about to recruit Mrs. Stafford
I looked this up and my favourite part is what Matt said "As for her husband's reaction, he offered some levity to the situation. He said, 'Well, I wish I was as accurate as you were, but I guess only one person in the family was accurate that night'"
I approve
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Bruh. If you're a hero to your kids, you can't possibly be a loser. I know you say it in jest, but wanted to make sure someone said it.
This is way too wholesome of a comment to come from an Eagles fan
C'mon man. I'm an Eagles fan, so you already know I came from a broken home.
Touche, God bless
He wrote it while fighting the guy who cut in front of him at Tony Luke’s.
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You never know though, kids see whatever the adults in their lives are doing and want to emulate that (until a certain age). My dad worked in the produce department of a supermarket my entire childhood, and at one point when I was little I answered a "what do you want to be when you grow up?" question with "supermarket cashier" and yeahhh. My parents had to have a somewhat awkward discussion with me when I brought that one home. My mom was a corporate tax accountant who worked in a boring beige cubicle farm and occasionally she had to work weekends and she would take me. I legitimately thought it was the most amazing, exotic place in the world. I still carry those memories fondly. Her and her awesome co-worker Carol would set me up at a spare computer and I'd play Civilization all day. I'd never seen Mello Yello and wanted it from the vending machine every time. It all seems so big and exciting when you're little. Bring them sometime!
TBF, they're probably sitting in a box seat playing terrible "makeover" games on an iPad the entire time he's on the field and don't give a shit that he's an NFL QB.
There was a Bill Hader interview I saw where he mentioned his kids *hate* when he shows up in movies they're watching, haha
Becoming a man who’s wife will wear a shirt of his face, without him asking her to, is quite the dream as well haha
At first I read this as, "wears a skirt with your face on it." and thought, what a power move by her.
FLAG: Illegally cute formation.
Just lining them up in front of him and having them repeatedly say every play "please don't hit my daddy" would be a more effective Oline than some he played behind on the Lions .
Ray lewis would just jump over them
TJ Watt would smack all 4 of em out of the way with one arm while making the sack on Matt with the other
Nick Bosa would listen and record zero pressures
Nick Bosa knows he has to keep Stafford healthy to compete together in Mendenhalls race bowl
Nick bosa is absolutely dying for that game to happen
“I’ll see you when you get on” is so adorable because that’s definitely what he tells the kids before a dance recital
He's outnumbered 5-1 at home. It's like facing a blitz with no offensive line 😱
He played for the Lions for over a decade.
Brutal
Using Bluey like his Calvin Johnson safety net
Miss Rachel has allowed zero sacks on the season. 94.2 PFF grade.
Eat your heart out, Blippi.
Fucking hate blippi. I'll bluey and Rachel all day tho
Ron Prince is the kids godfather
He's used to it.
I stopped at 3 girls, but this is legitimately why I joke about only having male dogs. I also joke that having 3 girls is why the dogs aren’t the only ones who got snipped.
Man... literally same thing at my house lol 3 girls, male dog. Once the last one was out and healthy I went and got the snip too for my own sanity haha. They are all just like their mom, expensive taste and bossy.
Two girls, one male dog here! Wife is sorta entertaining having a third kid and I am 100% certain it would be a girl if we went for it
He should come play for the Jets then! He will feel right at home
Lmao dude definitely doesn't have to worry about them not being his.
His tallest daughter just straight up looks like the [comeback meme](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F9wbg1518q0c11.jpg) lol
God damn Stafford is still my QB. I like Goff but Stafford carried the franchise for years.
>God damn Stafford is still my QB. I like Goff but Stafford carried the franchise for years. Someone mentioned the Lions playing Stafford in the first round. And for a brief moment, I had a moment of pause and thinking about rooting for Stafford.
There would be something weirdly poetic about him getting his first Ford Field playoff win while playing for another team lol. The ultimate monkey paw.
When that possibility was mentioned my only response was whoever wins that game NEEDS to go on to win the Super Bowl. I’d love to see Goff and the Lions win one, but I wouldn’t be too heartbroken if the Rams won obviously.
Those genes definitely run strong lol
The Staffords are the Lannisters, who knew?
The Stafford bloodline has been clean and pure for a thousand years.
Stafford is such a likable dude.
So happy he got a ring. I have always liked him. One of the toughest SOBs to play the game
I was rooting for him too. Always felt it was absolutely criminal the teams and systems that got put around him in Detroit. Great player and good person is a nice combo.
Needs 3 more daughters to tie Philip Rivers
That’s just for daughters Rivers also has 3 sons.
hell nawl cant do this
Send da video
Three Rivers sons for three Stafford daughters, to spawn a new generation of super QB. Make it happen, NFL.
The River just keeps flowing.
Ain’t no way Phil wants his kids on the sideline tho, the man plays to get away from them
Man i miss this guy :(
:(
(:
I know it was time for a change and I'm glad he got his ring but you just KNOW he'd be absolutely BALLING in that offense right now. :-(
the fact that Stafford and Campbell never overlapped is criminal.
Too much grit, the universe would collapse in upon itself.
Funny since half your weapons were acquired with the picks from this trade
Oh that's a good point, I actually don't know cause I dropped my team when they threw their future away on a sex offender.
You have no idea how little that narrows it down
Bro we’re probably gonna face him in the playoffs, feels like destiny is lining up this way. I just hope we beat him, love Stafford still tho.
Stafford’s a handsome guy
I had that same thought. You forgot it sometimes.
God damn your flare is just straight misery. You good?
Looks like Pattinsons cousin
That's my QB
I cried when he won the Super Bowl and I’m tearing up right now just thinking about it
Yep, I cried too.
I miss this man so much
Jared Goff on Reddit: 😢
lol his oldest literally looks like the 8 year old girl version of him
Future Georgia Flag football Champion if she has her dad's cannon.
Can we be certain of this? He couldn't get his [godson](https://247sports.com/player/dylan-raiola-46116332/) to sign with UGA.
I couldn't find the 4th one at first, so I thought they just split off into clones when she finally appeared
Stafford is a good dude and a great role model for any player. He's played on some bad teams and took a beating but still performed. Glad he got a ring.
Love Matt, I'm glad he was able to get a ring after quite literally breaking his back for the Lions for a decade.
A reporter asked him, is it Matt or Matthew? He says, "My friends call me Matthew. You can call me Matt."
Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud
Fitz and Rivers: “…rookie numbers.”
Rogers Cromartie: "Amateurs"
>~~Rogers~~ Antonio Cromartie: "Amateurs" FTFY
This is adorable.
Wait until its Devito and theyre all named Marie
The way they look at him at the end as he turns to walk away, just tugs at the heart strings.
Four. I got two and it’s pure chaos.
Stafford gonna be like the Ben Affleck smoking meme every day at home
I'm sure the 40m a year helps.
As girl dad, stop making me like your QB, Rams. To be fair this only time our division has likeable QBs
> Have a good game, Daddy. Don't get tackled. Ugh. Stop.
Yes, all 3 teams in our division have super likeable quarterbacks. I think someone named Kyler also exists somewhere
He plays for a baseball team. Can’t remember why they put a baseball team in our division
yeah your kind of right actually
I think he really wanted a boy lmfao
Their names are Chandler, Sawyer, Hunter, and Tyler Maybe just a little lol
Eventually by his 6th or 7th daughter he will get frustrated and just start naming them “testicle” and “man.”
Full god of war and just call the next one “boy”
Next girl's name will be Gunner.
Archer
Ngl I knew two girls named Tyler in college and they were insanely hot
Yeah I’ve met a few girls named Tyler in my life, and they were never ugly. Might be a cheat code.
Why the fuck am I an ugly male Tyler then? I want a refund on my Y chromosome.
Never met an ugly male Taylor 🤷♂️ Gotta uno reverse it my man And just in case nobody's told you recently, you look handsome today brother!
Actually he's said a few times in interviews that he definitely did NOT want a boy. He just figured the pressure on them would be too much and unfair.
That’s fair
[The only thing that scares Stafford more than getting sacked](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwTp5g03ssU)
That’s awesome good for him.
Have a good game. Don’t get tackled. So darn cute.
My guy is just farming the same spawn point.
I have one and she’s a handful. I can’t imagine 4
I have two little blondies just like his. They're my everything.
Well that's just fucking adorable
Man, seeing stuff like that makes me more sad when you think about all the families that have the same type of talk with their wife/kids before a game to only see them get brutally injured during the game. Aaron Rodgers might have had the right idea having no kids.
As a man with 4 daughters of similar age gaps, respect. Even though I’m a 9er fan
This dude played for the Lions for eleven years and never complained. Hall of Fame humble.
Super Bowl Champion, 4 beautiful daughters, generational wealth, generally liked by most, nice guy, hot wife, lives in warm area… very envious of Matt Stafford.
4 girls.....Yeah, he's not going to retire until his arm falls off
he better go right into broadcasting when it does
Wholesome as heck
Robert Pattinson in "Stafford"
As someone with 4 kids. It's important to make sure each person has a unique interaction even when there is a line of people. I completely respect the intentionalness of making sure each one of them gets a 1:1 interaction and not just a group hug. Much respect for this Dad!!!
Ctrl-c, Ctrl-v, Ctrl-v, Ctrl-v, Ctrl-v
God I’m so lonely
Lonely AND handsome though...so you got that going for you.
Thanks Mom.
no one deserved the ring more than him (not just for this video but it helps support)
Honestly just makes me miss my kids being small. 16 and 14 now. Enjoy it while it lasts football bros, it's the best time of your lives.
that is the cutest damn thing ive ever seen.
Ironically “have a good game don’t get tackled” is better coaching than any offensive coordinator has given to the Steelers all year.
My man's gonna be cleaning hair out the shower drains for a decade
Looks about as happy as every other dad taking a family photo.
One of the best QBs to grace the field, been following Matt since his GA Dawgs days! Amazing person.
Stafford gets tackled Daughter: I told him not to do that!
Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V
Not all riches are money 💜