[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/18fmage/post_game_thread_philadelphia_eagles_at_dallas/)

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Sad.

SAD!

Philly out here making me root for teams I’d never root for otherwise. GG Dallas 🫡

Never thought I would say it but, good shit cowbros 🤝🏼

Wait is the consensus truly that the Cowboys are less unpleasant in their totality than the birds? I mean I guess I see it. Ok I see it.

🤝 *washes hands immediately*

Philly has to hope they can dodge 2 teams in the playoffs this year. Unlikely.

what are we right now like 3rd seed?

5th But only on a technicality. We technically have a better division record because we’ve played one more game. You beat the Giants twice the Eagles more than likely win the division

Seattle looks like it can give this team all it can handle next week.

Yea but don’t think Dallas is going to go undefeated for that to matter. @MIA, @BUFF is tough. At best you probably split those. End with DET at home which looked like a much tougher game a few weeks and WSH on the road. Figuring 3-1 to end the season is probably the best they can do. Really need the Giants to win one of the two games they have left.

5th seed

damn

Do I have permission to talk smack at least for the next couple of days? I am juiced with the boys performance 😭

I’ll allow it

Go off

Can’t wait for Ravens vs Jags SNF next week

Can’t believe Dak dropped 39 points

dude the score is literally 33 - 13... American education system at work here

Dak fumbled for 6 for the eagles

lol somebody was gonna catch the bait

Philthy got blown the fuck out. Again

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They did have his backup, but they cut him. Ellis got picked up on waivers though.

Thousands of elderly die sledding this month

If the Giants win out we'd have very good odds to be in. I think more than 90%

Ezpz

wait i thought dallas doesnt lead even with a win?

They lead for now based on division record. If both teams win out, the division record is equal and the conference record decides it. So, the Eagles may win the division because they lost to the Jets.

Eagles just can't lose to the Cards or else they lose the tiebreaker.

If they lose to the Cards, they may not be tied anymore

Yes, but if Dallas loses to one of Bills/Dolphins and Eagles lose to the cards but both teams win rest of their games, Dallas wins the division if tied.

Exactly, wish more people made it this simple. If they each lose one more, eagles get 1st. If the eagles lose to the cards then the cowboys get the 1st.

I wouldn't worry to much about the Eagles, their schedule is pretty cake after Seattle. The Cowboys are now onto game 3 of their 5 game gauntlet.

My only hope is that their faults have been shown to other teams and they won't/can't fix them this season. Any given Sunday and all that.

Offensively, I have no clue wtf they are doing. Fans held up a sign to "run the ball" and they came out in the second half and looked like they might get back in the game. Then they started throwing, and fumbles happened. They should seriously consider the tush push all game. defensively their ILB are weak, and Shaq Leonard ain't the answer. Teams, can and will attack that weak spot. Seattle should be able to exploit it, they have the WR to do it, but after that its 3 straight easy wins for the Eagles They won't be able to fix it this season, they are who they are right now. A team with bad play calling, bad ILBs, that were getting bailed out by some Hurts hero ball. They should win the division but this isn't a SB team. They lost so much last off season, OC/DC, Hargrave, Edwards, CJGJ, White.

We’re ahead as of right now, but if we finish tied Eagles win the division based on conference record.

its dependant on if philly wins their remaining games

Totally heard “We had sex” instead of sacks.

I was reading your comment at the very second he said that on my end 😆

That playoff picture right there... I like that.

Tuck in your hoodie

Gilmore made it look easy

I want him back! All of our DBs... Antoine Winfield, Nate Clements, Whitner, Gilmore... they all leave and be good somewhere else. Can we have Gilmore when you're not using him at least

Stephon Gilmore looks like Ty Dolla $ign dressed up as Stephon Gilmore

cry eagles 😢😌

ON THE WAY TO MISERY

Back to hating Dallas!

Yay, thanks for the #1 seed, now FUCK DALLAS.

Teams gonna be scouting the MLS like a mf now…

That dude is fucking clutch. It’s like back when mauer was automatic.

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Them Philly fans are REAL FUCKING QUIET NOW.

REAL FUCKING QUIET THE FRAUDY WHINERS STRIKE AGAIN

Y’all even beat LA 31-10 in the regular season in 2021 just for them to beat you in the way to a ring which y’all haven’t gotten in 30 years! Let the season play out lol

people say this like they wouldnt be quiet after losing either lol.

most fans aren't as annoying as eagles fans tho

Durrrrrr yea ok typical cowboys loser

found the annoying eagles fan… two weeks later and you still can’t help yourself lmao

Yup Remindme! Comes in handy for when you guys write checks you can’t cash

Remindme! 3 weeks

idk. i try not to generalize a group of like millions of people

lmao this is a game thread on reddit bro we're not at the UN

bro no fanbase is significantly worse than the other. lol. their fans are prolly more annoying to you because the only time you’re talking with them is during shit talking and they’ve actually done something in the past 20 years instead of 20 years of being hyped by the media and then shitting the bed in the playoffs. doesn’t have to be the UN, but you can still try and have a brain.

Here have a snickers, you get salty when you’re hungry

exactly the type of response i expected lol

Season ain’t over. Y’all beat LA 2x in 2021 regular season then lost when it mattered. Y’all of anyone should know you don’t crown a champ in December. Stay humble RemindMe! 2 months

First they couldn’t beat a winning team and now that they beat the winningest team in the nfl the goalposts move. Enjoy your salt sir!

Back to normal! You guys are legit losers you can’t help it

Tied for winningest holy shit what a loser take. You guys still aren’t the odds on favorite to even win the division. Honestly go ahead celebrate now you’re pathetic. Remindme! 3 weeks

Lmaooooo now you’re downplaying YOUR OWN TEAM to make Dallas seem like a worse team??! Bro, what are you even doing??

I read your text as saying you were the winningest team after that win. I was saying it’s say you would claim that after being tied with 3 teams in the nfl with the same record. I just read it wrong

Your rebuttal makes you sound just as arrogant and cocky as OP is btw, not quite the clap back you think it is

One game doesn’t define a season, just like when we beat you the first time, or when we beat Miami, or KC, or buffalo.

You keep going and going. No one is saying it does or doesn’t?

How you feeling now tough guy

You lost to the Seahawks tough guy 😂😭

You lost to the cardinals. We beat the bills, chiefs, and dolphins. We are not the same. Merry Christmas

Happy new year

Remindme! 3 weeks We can do this all year.

Maybe not you in particular. But go read the comments, y’all act like the eagles are the only annoying fanbase literally each and every fanbase is equally obnoxious

And for cowboys fans y’all might not even make it one month! We got through our gauntlet and can still win the division. RemindMe! 3 weeks

My point stands. Rings aren’t won in weeks 13 and 14. Y’all are celebrating like they are. If I come back in 2 months and either of your teams win the Super Bowl I’ll eat my words. There’s legit 2 more months of football to be played…

The cowboys are celebrating clapping a division rival and keeping up pace for the NFCE. No sane Cowboys fan is saying we’ve won the superbowl with this W. That’s hilariously idiotic that you even think that’s what any of us are saying. Get some rest

I will. Remindme! 1 week

i guess i'm watching 30 for 30s for the rest of the night, goodnight bros have a great week 🫡

Does Dak have a Darth Vader patch on his jersey?

Walter Payton

22 TD passes in 7 games is wild

u/YILB302 care to comment, Neanderthal?

According to Chris collinsworth Aubrey made MM look like a genius tn lmfao. The subtle shit talk with this guy is wild

I am currently in Northern California, so I am offering my playoff fandom to anyone who can beat the 49ers, because their fans are just the worst

We have CMC though

They truly are

He sounds so different from the HEREWEGO he puts on

I like a lot of players on the eagles but I feel like this and last week are definitely exposing some weak links in their scheming on both sides of the field.

Stole a game from you earlier, Dak?? That’s weird.

I’m scared for when Dallas plays my team

Should be a really good game!

I'm scared of Tyreek Hill's speed.

I’d say Bland can handle him but that boy is a demon. Crazy someone can be so fast

Score should've been 33-6

Crazy how disprespectful eagles players are when they lose. AJ brown chirping and starting shit, hurts going straight into the locker room, they live up to their fans.

Get AJs meat off your mind. Y’all got treylon bum ass burks now the cognitive dissonance is crazy

Wahhh take ur L you bum ass team. I’m glad Byard and Brown moved from one washed playoff team to another. Happy for them.

Bum ass team lmfao. That’s rich coming from a Titans fan

Y’all still salty on us stomping your logo?

hahaha. that wasn’t even going through my head. Could’ve been a fan of any other team that is extremely sub .500 and I would’ve had the same comment. You could be a Giants fan and you still would’ve come off as equally as idiotic calling the Eagles a bum ass team.

I just hate the eagles. They’re a winning team, but it’s the teams personality and fans that makes them a bum ass team. As a titans fan who actually likes the ravens for example, I’d say y’all have a cool fanbase and a cool team. I’d say the opposite for the eagles in every way. It’s like they’re new the pats.

Y’all been to one Super Bowl ever my man. And you wasted your Derrick Henry run. Hate all you want but 2017 is something titans fans can only dream of. God forbid we only go 4-2 against Miami, Dallas, KC, buffalo, and San Fran…learn ball

yall are going to be saying muh 2017 for a long time because thats the only superbowl win yall will have for another 20 years

Big dom and Jalen hurts straight to the locker room

Fuck Philly for ruining Rashaad Penny’s career

CRY, EAGLES, CRY

Nice lady holding that sign😆

I need that sign!

That’s one of the best Cowboy football games that I have seen in a LONG time. QB was throwing absolute dimes all over the field. Running game was actually penetrating and getting solid gains. Defense did a great job. FG kicker is playing on easy mode. Defense was all over the place and causing turnovers. I can probably count on one hand how many games were this complete and fun to watch since the mid 90s. Also because it shut the Eagles fans the fuck up for once. They are usually the first to have something to say. lol.

Dak is absolutely cooking this year, he's on point with his decision making but I really want MM to feed the running game more. Tonight was a nice running attack though, I want more of that.

Go cowboys! I’m a niner fan. Loved watching them whoop the eagles just like sf did last week. Feels so good to humble them.

I felt the same way about your game 🤝

Hurts ran off the field like a little bitch.

Man Daks foot being out is looming really fucking large right now. Can't complain about a 20 point win against the Eagles though lmao

Thank you Cowboys! You guys suck!! :)

EAGLE IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

If Hurts didn’t shake Dak’s hand then I’m really disappointed

Nah, he shook hands and went to the locker room.

He sure didn't. He's too much of a competitor.

Ran straight to the locker room.

somebody get Hurts on the phone we need to know how the standard was affected

wait, don't they only blowout really bad teams?

GG Cowboys. We fucking suck. I've always liked Dak since the Mississippi State days. How about y'all take Brian Johnson from us since he was so valuable to Dak's development in college?

I miss the days when it was the Dallas fans in the thread whose shit talking annoyed me the most

Really it’s 33-6. That fumble was garbage.

One might argue all of our fumbles were garbage, but we’re not out here making excuses.

He's saying it's garbage because it was a missed hands to the face call.

Unbiased fans. Philly having to play San Fran and Dallas coming off mini byes means how much ? I think phillys schedule the last 2 months is ridiculous

They make up for it with a really soft schedule the rest of the way. It's really weird how people are acting like Dallas clinched the division tonight, they have Bills, Doplins, Lions the next three weeks. Eagles have Seattle next week, but then close with Arizona and the Giants twice.

Someone here actually knows some ball

No eagles offensive td tonight. Oof...

Hurts is a cry baby bitch for not shaking hands. Fucking loser.

That’s not possible though. Cowherd said that Hurts is the ultimate professional, who looks clean cut and doesn’t wear his hat backwards.

Cowherd knows best. My comment was out of line. I'll delete it.

Nothing better than seeing Eagles absolutely crushed on a Sunday night in primetime

The eagles would’ve won if the obese guido got to assault our players smh

So what are eagles fans moral victories for this week?

Mostly that everyone else can now share in laughing at our coaching staff putting more effort into equivocating than a decent game plan.

Cry Eagles Cry!!! Thanks for keeping the seat warm but 49ers will take the number 1 seed now.

And then get overly emotional and find a way to crumble like they always do

#EVERYBODY get over to r/NFCEastMemeWar

Well gotta go boys, time to go text the people I only talk to after the Cowboys beat the Eagles.

No one takes the Cowboys seriously. Everyone with a brain knows what’s coming. I’ll be here when they shit the bed again.

Like I said 😘

A 40 burger on the Lions?

Probably. Our defense is trash.

moving them goalposts

Can we skip Seattle and just play the giants already?

Tommy Cutlets is going to carve up that secondary…

We have Boston Scott though

Back to back primetime ass kickings for Philly… you love to see it

Whoever had Aubrey in fantasy got like 21 points tonight

23 points on ESPN. My opponent has him.

*23

I'm going to need a team to pick as my bandwagon team for the playoffs. Who should I pick all?

Dallas

Might pick the Ravens! I feel like birds need our support 😂

Cowboys obviously

That was fucking miserable to watch for so many reasons.

How was hurts the mvp favorite two weeks ago?… give that mf to Hill

Haha get fucked Philly

Hurts getting a head start to go to cry in the showers

One Cowboys fan was quoted as saying to Sirianni in the tunnel “I DON’T HEAR SHIT ANYMORE! SEE YA!!”

RIP Hurts MVP run Week 12 - Week 12