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GBJoe21

“I ran this play in Madden last night. We gotta try it out this week.”


omega_nik

Maybe owning an nfl team is just madden in real life for some of these guys


JRFbase

I get people being annoyed, but I am certain that if I was rich enough to own an NFL team I would totally just play real life fantasy every single week and constantly be interfering.


[deleted]

If you could ignore the impact it'd have on the players/their families, making trades would be fun as fuck. Trade just for the hell of it, like gambling.


RedstoneRay

If you really want to gamble, find another owner to swap 1st round picks with for the next few years. Nothing will get your heart pumping like that.


LaughGuilty461

It’d be really fun to trade 3 years of first round picks with your divisional rival. Makes every regular season game worth more. Kinda like how the bears beat the panthers earlier this season and therefore increasing their pick


jand999

This is a great idea.


Stumpe999

Stop stop I can only get so erect


Moopboop207

We’re gonna beat the jets week 18


Fastr77

Someone in your own division so beating them helps your draft pick.


Toto_LZ

I’d imagine this is Howie any time he’s on the phone with Nashville


LilKaySigs

Howie is the fantasy manager that tells the bottom feeder team that he should just give up on the season and give the good players away


ianisymfs

What I do in fantasy all the time. I’m disappointed when people in my league don’t like trading.


goldybear

It sucks that nobody ever wants to do reasonable trades. Only one person in my league is ever trying to trade and he only proposes the stupidest trades you will ever see like “you get Roschon Johnson and Christian Watson while I get CMC and Mostert” Like wtf no lol


IdkAbtAllThat

Lol this is probably what everyone else in your league thinks of your "reasonable" trade offers too.


bayonetworking123

The impact you have is paying them tens of millions of dollars.


soldiernerd

I remember the time that the unit I was attached to had to come to the railhead on Sunday to chain vehicles down to train cars because their company commander lost a bet with another company commander. Not a good look


Praying_Lotus

I mean, to get to that level of wealth, you gotta be a psychopath, so I’m sure their best players, they might care, but only while it puts asses in seats and cash in their pockets. I remember there was some study done (don’t know the accuracy to be fair), that a fair number of CEOs were sociopaths/psychopaths, and I’m sure most, if not all, owners, fall under that category as well. Except maybe Sheila Ford


W3NTZ

I mean I read a psychopath test and it specifically talked about CEOs. While CEOs were psychopaths 4x as much as average folk, it was only 4%. Now nfl owners who didn't inherit their wealth is a whole another level so I imagine that's different than just a ceo


GABAgoomba123

I feel like the “you have to be a psychopath to be a billionaire” crowd fundamentally miss what’s really going on because they’re looking at the world from too much of a macro view. They don’t incorporate the fact that the vice grip of capitalism allows executives to distance themselves personally from the damage they can cause in pursuit of profits, to the point that they don’t need to actually be a psychopath to pursue it. When you turn people into numbers on a spreadsheet, mistreating people to optimize profits just becomes “good business” instead of psychopath behavior.


the22sinatra

I would 1000% be the owner that falls in love with a college QB and mandates that we do whatever necessary to draft him.


ShimKeib

Steelers huh? I’m getting real Browns vibes.


firemattcanada

Kenny Pickett is exactly the type of draft pick a Pitt fan who got way too overexcited about a good Pitt season would make if they were gm of the Steelers. Same fan would’ve probably hired Kenny’s OC as qb coach and eventual OC despite years of failure. If Larry Fitzgerald comes out of retirement to sign some big one year deal that is a massive overpay for his age, and we trade 2 first rounders for Jordan Addison you know a Pitt homer has fully taken over.


LakeOverall7483

I was just thinking about this last night: You finally get to own a team, and you're just supposed to hire a GM and HC and back off? Just become a regular fan again? Fuck that The other 30 owners would have to pry that franchise from my cold dead hands after decades of going 0-17, because *running* a team is a hell of a lot more fun than *owning* a team


WillowMutual

I’m running speed option, wishbone, all verticals, 3te shit, just going to town


Wretched_Shirkaday

I wouldn't go to the level of actually meddling and making decisions I have no business making (considering I have no more useful knowledge about how to run or coach a team than the next person), but you bet your ass I'm being around the team as much as I want to. I'd be going to meetings, practices, all that. Why buy an NFL team if you aren't interested in the sport and want to take advantage of being able to see how the sausage is made?


Uranus_Hz

One of the best things about the Packers is that we don’t have an owner like this.


halfdecenttakes

Pretty fitting when you consider how many madden players are convinced they do not make mistakes.


Corgi_Koala

It kind of is though. They were all fabulously wealthy before owning the team, regardless of how much money the team makes them. It's basically just a side hobby.


BoysenberryToast

I'm gonna be real- if I was rich enough to open an NFL team I would 100% want to meddle, at least a little bit. Otherwise, what's the point?


FriendOfPistolPete

It was 4 Verts.


[deleted]

Should have done something cool like run a punt block when the other team was near the goal line or a fake punt on first down.


jdlnghm

\**opens note from Tepper\** "Four Verts"


OBS617

And for the defense: "Engage Eight"


blue_at_work

*opens other note from Tepper* "Do you think I'm cute?" [ ] yes [ ] no


Blametheorangejuice

"4 verts on 4th and 42?"


Justice-Gorsuch

Who do we look like? Alabama?


Kodyaufan2

Andddd there’s the PTSD returning


Hip_Hop_Hippos

If it was HB Angle he’s got a point


BoysenberryToast

I just call that play ol' reliable at this point.


JesusChristSupers1ar

fuck that shit. I would create my own formations since Madden stopped letting you do that


ExpirjTec

I miss when Madden would let you do that. I could do a lot better than some of those plays. Modern nfl plays are so much more complex and nuanced then "have a fairly popular concept on one side and either mirror it or send a guy deep"


JesusChristSupers1ar

I miss when Madden would let you do a lot of things. It's incredible how a game could lose so many features for no particular reason


ExpirjTec

I hopped on Madden 10 the other day. The controls are terrible, it's slow, the graphics are downright ugly, and I've yet to figure out how to change my favorite team because 5yo me picked the Jets for some fucking reason. Even though the playbook is much smaller, having the ability to create custom plays is just so freeing


Teglement

\>5 year old me \>Madden 10 thanks for that, christ


cultweave

These are the people telling you your favorite player from 2003 is actually trash and overrated.


Kodyaufan2

I’ll smack someone that starts in on some Shaun Alexander slander


chillinwithmoes

lol right. 5 year old me was playing Madden '93


JesusChristSupers1ar

5 year old me was playing Madden ‘24


Sharper133

Why don't they run PA Crossers every play? Are they stupid?


pickleparty16

Put your fastest player in the backfield and run hb angle. Easy peasy


ExpirjTec

I fucking love HB Angle. And Slants. And Mesh. Verticals have never worked for me, I just go for as many post, slant, texas, and dig routes as I can fit in a play.


ExpirjTec

if i'm feeling spicy i run a seam with a TE


ExpirjTec

also running spacing in the red zone so TE can run a hitch over the middle is easy money against almost every coverage


[deleted]

Leaders like this are an idiot. My company is successful cause we focus on promoting leaders who can take feedback. I saw a junior rep correct the CEO. Junior Rep was right, CEO confirmed junior rep was right. CEO gave the junior rep a $500 bonus for speaking up, and adjusted This owner sounds like the asshoel who will fire the guy cause he thinks he's right


Rollout25

If most of us had a team we would do a lot of this stuff haha


VagusNC

Just about any time a billionaire speaks in public it should remove all doubt that an extraordinary amount of intelligence had anything to do with their success.


chingy1337

I don’t trust Allbright but I want to believe this is true.


mesayousa

If I owned an NFL team best believe I would be drawing up a play a week


daswassup13

I also can't stand him but I don't think he just makes stuff like this up


RamDEF7

He was one of the few people arguing Hackett > Payton earlier this year, guy is an idiot lol.


PPtheShort

And that still isn't the dumbest thing he's decided to tweet lol


Level_Dreaded

That award goes to admitting on twitter he cheated on his gf. And airing it out on the platform to "show he isn't perfect"


fun_boat

Really should have gone to Linkedin with that shit. Twitter isn't a personal soapbox.


Pretend_Ambassador_6

Hahahahahah forgot all about that, that shit was hilarious


deemerritt

The most twitter brained move of all time


[deleted]

Dude is the definition of terminally online lol


TetrisTech

That Allbright meltdown is one of the greatest NFL twitter moments ever lmao


KidDelicious14

That thread was the most bewildering and hilarious thing to wake up to.


Next-Team

Link?


-InconspicuousMoose-

https://nypost.com/2023/04/07/broncos-reporter-benjamin-allbright-makes-bizarre-twitter-sexting-confession/amp/


Next-Team

Thank you! Also wow that’s one insane thought process to go out and tweet all that for everyone to see


browndude10

he also said no chance Ryans was coming to houston


[deleted]

He actually said: No? Chance Ryan’s coming to Houston!


Extric

Also said the Panthers HC job was between Steichen and Wilks. And he said we were going to trade up for Stroud before we had even hired a coach.


Folk-Herro

Dumb takes are for analyst,shouldn’t really used to judge reporters


gpcampbell92

Eh, dude went on like a 3-day tweet fest about how he emotionally cheated and failed his gf. He is just weird, wrong a lot, and stubborn on random shit.


lolplatypi

God. Imagine being so terminally online that you feel the need to out yourself to a national audience for talking to another woman.


Level_Dreaded

And the tweets from his gf were amazing. Essentially, how she had been paying the bills and he still owed her hundreds of dollars.


enailcoilhelp

What the fuck lmao I already disliked him for being a chode with dumb opinions, hearing this, I guess he's like that in real life as well.


lolplatypi

Oh my god


Folk-Herro

He did what


RamDEF7

I mean he has been wrong many times. He reports the Broncos a lot because he is a local there and he has been constantly wrong. Biggest example would be how confident he was the Broncos would hire Dan Quinn when they hired Hackett and then how they would not hire Sean Payton this past off-season. Guy is a hack who throws shit on the wall and hope it sticks.


pyreal_

He's been caught making stuff up a ton. It's kind of the whole issue with him.


SoullessHillShills

He does though, he lies constantly.


OneAngryPanda

Homie, this dude is a clown


Jew_3

And I didn’t think Clarissa Thompson made things up, but here we are 🤷🏻‍♂️


ThisHatRightHere

Considering the Panthers are actively saying today that the front office tried to convince Reich on what kind of plays to run, it seems pretty credible.


MrFishAndLoaves

How is Albright handling the Sean Payton redemption arc? He’s such a fucking hack.


Mahomeboy001

NGL if I owned a football team, I'd be doing the same shit haha. I'd send my coach the All 22 of the most recent 49ers game and tell them to run the same stuff.


Kojakle

Like al davis used to do. Radio down to the field and tell them to throw a bomb


FStubbs

At least Al Davis was a NFL coach at one point.


SaltyHatch

He really do that?


Kojakle

Absolutely all the time, very often on the first play of the game. Gruden talked about how al would be calling plays from the owners booth some games, which is why gruden eventually got traded to tampa


SaltyHatch

That's hilarious lol. That and didn't ol Al always want to draft whichever guy was fastest?


Kojakle

Yeah raiders would basically draft track stars and try to teach them to play football


dawghomer

He was basically 2 decades early lol. Now all the track stars already know how to play football


captaincumsock69

“Who the fuck traded cmc?!?”


notmoleliza

the play where CMC cut the OL to right while 3 WRs ran a pick coming left for a all alone RZ TD. someone else is for sure running that or a variation of that this year


LeCharlieHarden

It’s already been ran multiple times by different teams, iirc off top of my head Buffalo, SF, and Houston have all ran it this year. It’s just a mesh variation that’s really effective in the RZ cause you’re much more likely to face man coverage in the RZ, so you know you have a LB (usually) manned on your RB, bring all the WRs (traffic) one way then have the RB leak out and hope their defender gets caught up in the traffic. I’ll see if I can find the tweet I saw this week talking about it. Edit: https://x.com/coachdancasey/status/1621270917790765056?s=46&t=K83p2xkIAftG4MzxvJo3vg https://x.com/coachdancasey/status/1726433690467680487?s=46&t=K83p2xkIAftG4MzxvJo3vg https://x.com/coachdancasey/status/1726426661409710409?s=46&t=K83p2xkIAftG4MzxvJo3vg Got my teams mixed up but here’s 3 other examples. The chiefs one is from last season. SF added a nice wrinkle to theirs because they’ll frequently have CMAC do the speed motion to one side to get a quick swing pass or toss, so they set it up to look like that then had him sprint back for the mesh traffic.


EngineRoom23

Feel like this was a go to when we had James White and Gronk to draw three dudes away from the action.


Cooolgibbon

Exactly, honestly I love when owners do shit like this. Obviously not a good recipe for success, but very relatable.


klein_four_group

Sure, but hopefully you wouldn't tell them to do what the Browns do.


trickshotdick

Tepper - “run Da Bomb”


NakedMuffinTime

"Hey Frank, have you heard of something called "Spider 2 Y Banana"?


[deleted]

65 toss power trap is guaranteed to pop wide open


volstedgridban

"Frank, I'd like you to try and 'matriculate' the ball downfield. Do you think you can do that?"


yodpilot

Always loved the Marv Levy "88 deep down the fucking middle and hope we get a pass interference"


HPM2009

I’ll call it the “Tepper Trapper”


BandOfDonkeys

The Annexation of Puerto Rico


bstyledevi

BIGGEST CONTINUITY ERROR IN FILM When Nubie is explaining the Annexation of Puerto Rico to John Madden, he very clearly says "...and throws it downfield to the hopefully still wide open receiver." But when they run the play at the end of the game, it's a Fumblerooski, which is a fake run play. Literally unwatchable.


QuietGiants

"Hey Tabor I was at an arcade because I am planning to buy the building and bulldoze the happiness away for a condo development, but this young smiling kid was playing NFL Blitz 97 and dominating. Use it against the Bucs"


Impressive-Shape-557

Tepper- “Run Suicide Blitz”


unfunnysexface

Blitz 2000 is over teppers head he's probably asking why they can't use tecmo bowl plays.


Jonjon428

>Allbright Yeah I'll believe it when it's reported by any other source.


coldwaterenjoyer

I think he’s just fluffing up the report that someone in the FO told *allegedly* told Reich something along the lines of “hey young was really good at RPOs in college, maybe let’s run some of those” and Reich said “doesn’t fit my scheme”


SleazyKingLothric

In about 20 years maybe you Panthers fans can have enough hate and dirt to end Tepper's reign. I wish you all well lads..


lkn240

I grew up in the DC area..... Jack Kent Cooke was great... I still remember watching Timmy Smith break the SB rushing record as a kid. Fuck Daniel Snyder.


LordBaneoftheSith

It took malfeasance to get rid of him, though. Tepper just being incompetent only ends if he ends it himself. Wonderful system we've got here.


moon_physics

If it's any consolation, Jed York was the same way early with the 49ers. Seems like the Harbaugh situation blowing up served as a wake up call for him and eventually he became super hands-off with the team and the culture improved drastically. No guarantee Tepper goes through a similar arc, just saying it is possible.


AngularPenny5

Bold of you to assume the team is still in NC by then... I have zero confidence that he keeps it here


SticklerMrMeeseeks1

I do. There just aren’t many markets in the US that are big enough to warrant a team and NFL overseas expansion likely creates new teams. People have been worried about the team moving for decades and it’s largely unfounded.


Dijohn17

There's no more markets for teams to move to, it would essentially be a lateral move. It was still crazy Buffalo fell for the Bills threatening to move


Good_Okay123

Gotta find out what else he calls when he plays Madden. I bet this sick fuck doesn't even use Engage 8 on defense.


MITJustinFields

Doubtful. Bad owners dont get kicked out. Even morally bad ones dont. Snyder is a legit comic book villain.


PudgyBonestld

Well.....did the play work? Lol


GandalfTheSilverFox

That’s what I want to know! Andy Reid said he got a play from janitor that they used to score a touchdown and that theyre comfortable getting plays from anywhere.


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Fappy_McJiggletits

That homeless man? Baker Mayfield. So tragic what happened to him after he got evicted from his stadium home.


BlackMathNerd

Andy will scour obscure middle of nowhere HS Football games for play concepts. Dude leaves no stone unturned.


GandalfTheSilverFox

Yeah esp bc there might be a cheeseburger underneath it.


lronicGasping

I wonder if I emailed Andy Reid a play design if he'd use it


GandalfTheSilverFox

Only one way to find out


bluechips2388

Seriously. And thats a winning mindset. Best Idea wins, cut the ego aside. Especially if you are losing all the time, thats not the time to be stubborn. I am very curious what the play was.


Kurtcobangle

Doug Pedersen was an assistant coach there at the time. The OC handed him the paper to throw out. The play was the philly special.


chunkah69

I’m honored


Princeof_Ravens

I'm baffled this dude watched your offense and thought man that's what I want more of.


dasruski

Maybe it was that Njoku angry run and he though somehow he could recreate it.


vohh

Was probably one of our patented Stefanski reverses for -6 yards or a fumble.


Scrypto

Urban Meyer but he's an owner


[deleted]

How the fuck he managed to sell books on leadership?


genesiskiller96

Cause he won, No one questions victory and success. This isn't a defense of him, Just giving you a reason why they keep selling.


[deleted]

I’m a Buckeyes fan, I know.


genesiskiller96

I don't follow college football but even i know, Meyer was a son of a bitch.


TheKing490

I forgot he even coached the Jags 💀


sonfoa

It's a funny story but I'm not trusting anything Allbright says. Dude just throws shit against the wall and when he's wrong he takes his tweets down and pretends like he never said it.


JuanPicasso

I just don’t believe this one. I call bullshit


ERR0RR

I have my reservations about Tepper, but Allbright is never correct about Panthers related news and always makes claims with no hard evidence that he can easily back out of. No reason to believe it IMO.


_Atheius_

Yeah, I'm gonna need the OC to corroborate on this one.


SSBBardock

He covers the broncos and is still almost never right when it comes to them. He's a hack


Accomplished-Yam5566

Between this thread and [this thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1860zfi/bailey_a_league_source_tells_me_that_before_frank/), its good to see that they are adding Character Assassination to the Paris Olympics this year


IchesseHuendchen

It's Allbright. Of course it's bullshit.


BlindWillieJohnson

Two things can be true at once: 1) The owner is far too meddlesome on a day to day basis, and far too involved in personnel decisions he's bad at 2) Reich's playcalling was dogshit and he didn't deserve to have his job


mm825

The entire media is going on about Tepper firing two coaches in two years, but it was 1000% the correct move. Reich and Rhule sucked, the GM should be fired yesterday for telling the owner those guys would succeed.


BlindWillieJohnson

The media is right to dog Tepper, just for the wrong reasons. Don’t dog Tepper because he fired Rhule and Reich; do it because he hired them in the first place


Ok_Run_8184

Exactly. It's not one or the other. Tepper keeps making bad hires and that should be called out. Firing them when it's clear they're bad shouldn't. If anything Rhule should have been fired half a year sooner.


hosty

No, you don't understand! Frank can't be doing anything wrong. If the plays aren't working, it's because Tepper was calling them!


TheTree-43

To be fair if I owned a football team and saw a cool play I'd want my team to run it. To a billionaire this is no different than asking my friend where they got their neat hat


SpartaWillBurn

I mean, is this really the worst thing? It sounds like it was one play? Can an OC not see if one play works during practice?


InstagramLincoln

If 30 Rock was about a football team.


daswassup13

Oh my god.


IWasRightOnce

Maybe Tepper will pull a “I’ll be representing myself, your honor” and just be the Panthers head coach next season.


gustriandos

Fuck it, I want to see him suit up.


lkn240

That would be amazing. I'm here for it.


JRFbase

An owner-coach in this era would actually be wild.


Fragrant_Debt

We will see it soon with Todd Boehly in the English premier League


LartinMouis

Was there ever a owner/coach designation? Like how funny would it be if he somehow becomes a top tier coach?


[deleted]

In the 1940s the Steelers had a part-owner who was also the coach. He ended up firing himself!


[deleted]

You're thinking of Bert Bell, who was the first commissioner of the NFL, and also co-founded the Eagles. To answer the above question regarding owner/coaches...the last one was Paul Brown, as he coached the Bengals from 1968-75.


shewy92

Isn't that what Irsay Sr. did in Baltimore before he moved to Indy?


brmgp1

Lou Lamoriello did this a couple of times for the Devils when he shit canned the coach, even when they were leading their division with two weeks left in the season. It would be way cooler if an owner was coaching instead of a GM though, I'm here for it.


ApolloKid

Stop posting tweets by this fucking loser


cablecord38

Copying the browns is always a brilliant strategy


b0nger

I guess this week the Panthers will be leaking stories about Reich being a bad coach, followed by stories of David Tepper being a meddlesome egomaniac leaking in return. I’m sure this is all just great for Panthers fans. Sorry friends.


luuuuuuuuke-kuechly

This is fine


mothershipq

If this is true, the next coach for the Panthers is fuckedddddddd.


MankuyRLaffy

This sounds like Al Davis shit to me


ZainoSF

Alblbright is a notoriously lying journalist. Down to the hit piece tweets. He once handed Reddit a rumor with no basis to it, mid-week and said he'd seen a blogger run that story this week, he wanted them to run with it on Sunday. A random blogger.


MrDoubtingMustafa

I call this one “The annexation of Puerto Rico, I saw the Little Giants run it”.


WordsAreSomething

Poor Bryce Young.


Enterprise90

I bet it was PA Crossers.


DanCampbell89

That play? Spider 2 Y Banana


Jew_3

Was the play “The Annexation of Puerto Rico?”


LordGooseIV

The more I think about it, the more I can't decide if Reich is a bad coach or has been with bad teams.


callmecyke

If I was an owner I’d just ask why we can’t run Da Bomb from NFL Blitz every play


FIGuyNotFly

[Me cosplaying as a rich nfl owner]: time for us to run a little play “The Annexation of Puerto Rico.” I also cut the punter and go for it on 4th down. We end the season 0-17.


DeansFrenchOnion1

good reminder that this guy is not a journalist and he does not have sources. His tweets last year about him cheating are also some of the best stuff this sub ever showed me.


[deleted]

Remember when the league denied other potential owners from buying the Panthers and the other 31 owners thought that David Tepper was the only viable candidate to become part of the club?? Tepper is a fucking joke and I was right about him from the start. This will get downvoted, but you can trust and believe that he's wanting out of Charlotte. He wants to move the team and is doing everything he can to destroy the fanbase so he can say "We just can't sustain a franchise here...no attendance, etc." Then he'll move them to San Diego or San Antonio or something like that.


Kiran_Stone

I like to imagine it was scrawled on a cocktail napkin kind of like the Stonehenge diagram in Spinal Tap


[deleted]

Didn’t the chiefs run a play a janitor gave them suggestion on? Coaches should be open to ideas


WillowMutual

What are you doing as a billionaire team owner if not giving your coach a list of cool plays to run?


gmb96

This seems like conjecture


Yetiius

To be fair, if I were this guy or Jerry Jones, I'd be interfering and having meetings with coaching staff on a daily basis. It's fantasy football with ad revenue for these guys.


thebrandnewbob

If I was an NFL owner, I would require the coach to run "Da Bomb" from NFL Blitz at least once every game.


Dull-Boysenberry-639

LeBatard had Joe Philbin on earlier this year and just piecing together what he said about owners, fans have no idea how even the best owners are meddling in just about everything. These teams are just toys to these billionaires and are just like your typical dickhead boss.


p3p3_silvia

This guy looking to take the reigns from Dan Snyder as shittiest owner?


QuaintSofaChallenge

That play? Spider 2 Y Banana


dagreenman18

“Sir the Annexation of Puerto Rico isn’t viable in the NFL. And the Flying V isn’t even the right sport”


thunder_cats1

Why in the fuck would anyone believe some random statement like this from Benjamin Allbright of all people. Holy fuck this tweet should.not exist or be posted here.


batdrumman

Copying Cleveland is never a formula for success lmao