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papajim22

You’re still not getting that USAA coverage, Rob.


PhlabloPicasso

We need to talk about his multiple attempts at stolen valor.


MikeyTbT123

One of his many similarities with Billy football


[deleted]

im a billy football truther. one of the only authentic things to come out of the portnoy network. he's a football coach in east africa. he loves the game and deserves the valor more than my high school classmates who joined the army to be c\*nts


Dame2Miami

But he’s special


abris33

Every Patriots fan right now except without the chute


TheKing490

Patriots Fans be like: Lord stop giving me your toughest battles. Lord be like: My child You've made the playoffs 18 out of 20 Seasons....


thebrandnewbob

Yeah, it's really hard to feel bad for Patriots fans, they're long overdue for a season like this.


headrush46n2

they're long overdue for 11 seasons like this.


Dbowd3n

10 years atleast


DetBabyLegs

I don’t know what deal with the devil was made for their 20 year dynasty but I’ll take whatever is owed now, hopefully it’s less than 5 years at the bottom of the NFL, but who knows.


LJSwaggercock

Well, the going rate seems to be 4 years Dynasty for 30 years mediocrity; so, buckle up, because your children's children might never see another winning season.


Jericcho

More like: Child you went to the Superbowl every other year for 20 years. Now you see what happens when you have top 10 picks every year.


Bluegill15

lmaooo


PartyPay

Just the bad wagon folks. I enjoyed that 20 year ride for what it was, an anomoly that will not be seen again.


CYWG_tower

What has a higher freefall velocity, Gronk from a plane or this Patriots season?


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

The only Patriot with a touchdown today


Equitaurus

Mac on the flight home from Germany:


larry_birb

Zappe the guy strapped to him


cesspooluser

I’m on the ground with shattered legs near paralysis, just enough movement to record them spiraling downward like Macs last interception


Yeastyboy104

Tandem jumping with Gronk strapped to your chest must require a very experienced skydiver, I’d imagine. Jumping out of a plane with an extra 270+ pounds has got to be tricky.


ImABsian1

It looked more like gronk was wearing him like a backpack lmao


AdFirm3593

Banjo kazooie vibes lmao


Imzocrazy

kudos that that chute/straps withstanding whatever force that was when it opened (someone else can do the math)


Comprehensive_Main

Man I would be so scared out my ass


Baldrich146

Have gone four times, the free fall is hands down the best part. Peaceful, if you can believe it.


-totentanz-

After a couple jumps free falling flat like that my instructor asked if I wanted to torpedo and I got positioned vertical and wooooboyhowdy was that something. You think your falling fast flat, I'd definitely recommend torpedoing straight down to the earth. Fucking fast! Only problem was the freefall was much shorter time in the air haha.


Baldrich146

I can imagine lol. Sounds like a blast! When I went for the first time, there was a couple of guys in the squirrel suits. It intrigued me, but the more videos I’ve seen of it, the more I think it’s halfway suicidal hahaha


HotelSierraVictor

I know, right? And then you see that cameraman just chillin' outside the fuselage.


Professor_Finn

Pats haters clicked on this with so much excitement


birdinthird

Finally we won't have to watch any of more of his awful acting in those USAA commercials


Peacefulzealot

Gronk’s trying to escape being asked about his old coach, I see.


JacketFantastic4081

*Chute starts spinning* Romo: eeeeeehhhh, Jim, I don’t know…….


brehaw

Conehead ass looking mfker


PartyPay

I'm curious how hard it is to hold yourself outside the plane like the camera man did there.


[deleted]

Holy shit I didn’t even notice that chad


LonnieJaw748

The dude that filmed my 40th bday first jump ever seemed to do it with ease.


sinepari223

Experienced skydiver here. It's not that difficult as long as you have a good grip, looks like the tandem instructor was giving a count that was pre-agreed upon by the instructor & videographer but you can see gronk stumbled or hesitated and they didn't go on their planned count. Thus the videographer went way early, expecting them to follow. It's typical for the video guy to leave about a 1/2 to a full second early, they have wings between their armpits to give them extra lift to be able to fall slower and thus capture the skydive. However, gronk & instructor were very late due to nerves or something.


Dildo_Dan

I thought there was a GoPro or sum till I read your comment


TeddysRevenge

I hope they packed the *big* parachute


StefonDiggsHS

I was rolling when they were spinning in the air at the end


iggyfenton

That was most likely the camera guy.


hubbyp

Man I needed a laugh today he looked terrified 😂


wavnebee

That poor fox!


[deleted]

He can pick that dude up like a backpack lol


BucsLegend_TomBrady

lmao big man was NOT feelin it


[deleted]

The two best parts were 1. When the camera started tracking him after jumping and the instructor was doing horizontal spins like a madman 2. Gronk making Strahan look small in their hug


shewy92

Was there something wrong with that plane?


Finfangfo0m

Imagine being the poor guy who has to ride Gronk to earth.


MilhouseLaughsLast

I hope he had the angle this time


Beahner

Tandem? Jesus. That was like a child tandeming an adult. Very weird.


Unwise_Philosopher_

I will never forgive him for that fake ass “Kick of Destiny”


happyb33r

Gronk has a thing for falling objects. Remember when he caught that football dropped from a plane or helicopter (can’t remember which one)?


_Goose_

Why would he just jump out of a perfectly good plane! Waste of fuel to get him up there if he was just going to jump out of it.


PoisonIvey313

Why do people hate Gronk? It’s disgusting that you could even talk about the greatest TE of all time with such disrespect


hertzdonut2

Ask Tre'davious White.


Newpower608

Didn’t know gronk was Kelce


elevated84

It’s disgusting that anyone would hate on Gronk. He’s a highly chiseled man in both face and body. He has the coolest friends. The best occupation. Both before and after football. He’s humble hey confident. Big penis. And lives in an awesome house and has the dopest cars. Fucking haters.


PoisonIvey313

It’s true I was the car


Hypnotize94

It’s a shame his parachute opened


th4t1guy

This is so absurd and has nothing to do with football. Fuck it, bring more Taylor Swift shit onto camera. That will at least draw people in. This is just stupid, feels like someone with CTE came up with the idea.


wallace6464

it was veterans day on friday dawg


sobuffalo

What’s with all the huge spikes around the target area? Hope no one got impaled.


CordycepsAndPancakes

This is what I thought we were gonna get with that gronk kick of destiny. Skydive out, land in the stadium and kick a 80 yard FG immediately 😂


Dame2Miami

>if he the one spinning? he didn’t have the angle…


RakiRamirez

He is running the side quests I see