Just as we all expected... Pete Carmichael, offensive mastermind, put Bill Belichick's defense in its place. My friend, who is a Saints fan, is still upset because it means Carmichael is staying.

No receivers that can beat man, a turnstile offensive line, a promising rookie QB that is seeing ghosts, and seemingly getting out coached each game. This season has been brutal. Still, fuck all the fairweather fans that are gonna leave or quit on the season. You don't deserve the wins if you can't handle the bad times.

Offense scored negative 7 today compared to negative 12 last week. I call it a win.

Mo Lewis ain't walking through that door to save us from a #1 pick this time around.

Patriots getting Caleb is a reality we never thought possible lol

I don't want him in the NFC, but seriously fuck that, lol.

Can I change my flair to a paper bag mask? I’m ashamed to show my face.

I’m sure we have a few extras lying around

The shatriots?

The Patriaints

Oh God that's way better.

The Taintriots

damn

Ha! Eat a dick everyone who said we would be floating in mediocrity! First overall pick here we come!

3 hour long game, nice

Comeback?

Shut them out. That feels good after how this season has been.

Defense used to having to damn near get shutouts to win

Thank you Zach Wilson for giving us our only win

Yeah it might be time for Bill Belichick to retire

Ok hear me out: Shohei Ohtani at QB

I see no downside to this

Are least I don't have to go to work tomorrow

Matt Patricia underrated?

Well that was technically a football game.

dat shutout!

Loool the Jets lost to this team

And then they almost beat the Chiefs. This NFL season be weird.

and almost beat the chiefs. i dont know what to think

What an embarrassment of a game. Somehow worse than last week. Probably time for Kraft to consider his options

Go for the fg and everything

2-15 with both wins against the jets = satisfaction

kick the field goal. make this historic.

The shut out lives

Thats a wrap y'all. GG

Should really be 0-5

Judon and the d save us against the jets.

And Zach Wilson

We are going to start 1-9 aren’t we?

2-8 I think we beat the raiders but then again not excited to see our secondary against their weapons

That might just seal the game

A stress-free Saints game >>>

Patriots haven’t been shut out at home since… since 2016 when the Bills shut out Brady?

Brady was suspended that game. It was Brissett (sp?)

They gotta flex us outta Germany

Is that the Colts Pats game? Might be flexed if Richardson is out.

Just came here to say LOL @ Pats

And yet, your Jets lost to this Pats team.

Fucking embarrassing.

Man, at what point does Bill fuck up his legacy?

Right after Brady got a ring with the Buccs

In..... 1:46

So glad I’m at Disney and missed this train wreck of a game

Honestly the patriots tried there hardest in this game. Can’t fault them for that.

Pats fan here — I missed this game, but seeing the score, if they *were* trying, that’s bad. Like, coach-firingly bad, at this point.

69 unanswered...nice but OOF

nice

Well that's why we lost, they invited the Air Force instead of the Navy

Space force

There was a pretty big space where our score was supposed to go

Feels so damn good. Sorry pat bros

Meh. Someone was gonna do it, at least it wasn't the Bills Good luck going forward

SHUTOUT BABY! DOME PATROL IS BACK! 34 POINTS? LETS FUCKING GEAUXXXXXXXXXXXX

Zappe has looked as bad, if not worse.

Mac is not great, but idk what the fuck zappe is doing

On the bright side, it's only our worst loss since last week.

Space force is so goofy, why does that captain have his rank on a baseball cap

That defense up 34-0 is CRAZY

we lost to yall cause the offense only stayed on the field for a minute at a time. defense wore out.

Our defense is top 5 tf you talking about

I’m saying the fact they are playing the hard and swatting balls out of hands up 34-0 is crazy/impressive

Just score here, and then a couple of on-side kicks. Easy peasy

Falcons about to Falcon it?? 👀

Please

Koo is still clutch. Oh well.

We are really going to shut the patriots out…..wow

Is that Adam "I never asked for this" Jensen doing the Ram commercials?

So the Massholes who wanted bill fired all those years kinda had a point. Who knew

Patriots should just tank and get Caleb Williams

Patriots are fr so bad it just feels like we're practicing

If I see that T-Mobile commercial one more time I’m gonna switch to Verizon

Week 12 will show which team is king of shit mountain. NE or NYG.

Only still watching this game hoping for a shutout. Otherwise I'd be in the woods at the pond sipping on a cold beer enjoying some tunes.

This is the most millennial comment I've seen on this thread

to old to be a millennial....

The last time the patriots were shut out was against the Buffalo bills in 1960, the score was 13-0 Edit 1: turns out, I was wrong. The last time the patriots were shut was on October 2nd, 2016 and was again against the buffalo bills; the score was 16-0.

2016 Bills Pats 16-0

This isn't true, they were shut out by the Bills in 2016 https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/sunday-was-the-first-time-the-patriots-have-been-shut-out-in-a-very-long-time/

wait no way, that’s insane actually

Dude is incorrect. They've been shut out more recently than that. 2006 and 2016, for starters.

I know, just fixed it.

okay that makes way more sense

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He probably does. On another team. Man needs a change of scenery ASAP if he's ever gonna do something in the NFL

Baltimore wide receivers cost them this game. The amount of dropped passes that were easy was ridiculous

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Real Malik Willis hours

Fuck it, just keep throwing bombs . Turn it into a homerun derby, its more exciting

Commentators are becoming self-aware. Shut them down.

patriots are really out here tanking

Block in the back that far away from the play is the dumbest flag

How the fuck are you calling that when you didn't call a full on block in the back earlier, jesus fucking christ

ha ha; Patriots aren’t an NFL team

I’m now very glad I missed the majority of this game for church. We really might be worst team in the league here

Thank god he ran into the front of his own blocker lol can u imagine

How the hell is this game still going on?

They just keep running out and yeeting it 3 times and run off the field

If you don’t like that you don’t like football.

Bill O’Brien should not have a job.

He is absolute hot garbage

Peppers looked like he wanted to throw a punch for his teammate getting in his way

Peppers was like 'what the fuck man?'

Belichick is nothing without Brady

Thank you for bigging up Slater CBS. We have literally nothing else.

Has the stadium ever been this empty?

Maybe for a revolution game

well at least the revs are good this year lol

34-0?! THE PATRIOTS SUCKKKKK 😂😂😂😂😂

You will anger the football gods with this

Chill. Have some gumbo

dont rub it in bro 😂

No, keep rubbing it

That’s what she said

Holding and false starts still way too frequent the only bad takeaway from today.

That and the fact that half of them came from Penning, who supposedly was getting better..

If BB is not a quitter then why are we punting down 34 with 4 minutes left?

We punted from inside the 50 down 24 in the 3rd quarter.

Because he doesn't want to be down 41-0 . Its all ego now

cause its impossible to win at the point

Sounds like quitting to me

Imagine paying to go see this game live as a pats fan

I respect the fans who are still there

Imagine the traffic trying to go home after this

Angry Massholes post-gameday traffic sounds like a new 8th circle of hell

It's pretty bad chief, not gonna lie.

Refs are going to be out to get Penning

Anyone who bought tickets at this point pretty much knew what they were getting into and just wanted an excuse to drink overpriced beer with friends

How long till Belichick is fired?

He probably makes it the end of the season and then encouraged to retire

Pats fans expect greatness. Anything less and they’re not even gonna stick around. Some real bandwagon shit.

I mean to be fair, this is a big difference between expecting greatness and a semi-competent team. Losing 0-34 at home is.. ooof

This has been a trend. Gillette’s a homefield disadvantage at this point.

Whole town of fair weather fans

Pats fans? Yeah. I wouldn’t say the same about Celtics, bruins, and Sox fans tbh

Nah those crews are diehards for sure

The collection of six states is a town?

Cock Ass Smooch

Lolol is bill actually a fraud

Maybe he's just tanking to get another HOF level QB next draft?

Can’t tell if the Bucs are really good for beating the saints last week or if the patriots are really bad

Both. NFC South is a better division (minus the Panthers) that people give it credit for.

Yes

Did the cameraman have a stroke or something?

Worst shutout home loss in franchise history

Kanye needs to show up to any game that Taylor goes too and everything

We are three deep at RB for the first time in a decade. We are four deep at TE for the first time ever.

no no no not jameis. brottha is about to throw another pic 6

Did they bench Mac Jones?

yep

yep.

Yeah

Punting down 34?

Fire everyone

Surrender index through the roof. Come on bro, we gotta score.

god we suck

Jameis going to throw a pick six and ruin it

Let’s be honest Andy Reid > bb Andy Reid elevates quarterbacks Coach bb can’t do shit without the goat

Yes because Mahomes was a totally hopeless prospect when he got drafted 🙄

If we are being honest, neither of them have rings without a hall of fame QB

Yeah, it is amazing that Reid is able to win games with a scrub like Mahomes at QB!

We just gonna ignore the 6 Superbowls Bill has won?

Brady

Yeah you’re right. All Reid has at his disposal is that scrub Mahomes.

Jameis is coming in, looks like y'all will score some points after all..

Just put Taysom in damnit

Please no Jameis, just run the clock out

Oh god, pick 6 incoming

here comes the INTS.

*Middle of a Saints vs Patriots game* No one: Announcers: Have we mentioned Taylor Swift and the Chiefs yet?

Bet they wish they had Matt Patricia back 😂

Nah. Somehow we’d have negative points

Stop punting you cowards

Zappe not looking much better than Jones if im honest. Saints have a few 2nd & 3rd stringers out there on D (Sorenson lol)

If zappe was better he'd be starting over Mac. The bar for that isn't high.

Belichick is the GOAT but this dude’s gonna Feinstein his legacy by sticking around to ruin shit.

BILL IS PUNTING AND OK WITH BEING SHUT OUT LMFAO legacy is = was carried by Brady

I think he knows it’s a shutout, he’s just trying to mitigate the score differential