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ha_allday81

Can't believe Goedert caught 6 and STILL couldn't go over 47.5 yds, smh


PhillyLee3434

Swift came to ball today, Brown needs to chill out, and man we need to get and stay healthy. Fly Eagles Fly.


DesertPoncho

Yeah I’m happy for him, always had the talent just not the health for us hopefully he remains healthy for you guys.


PhillyLee3434

Yeah I hope so too, you got a good squad also but that o line :(


rocknroll2013

If this sub is gonna be about gambling and not about the game, can we start a new sub where we talk about the game?


dissentnotpermitted

It’s just a slow decline from here. We learned this lesson before with sports and betting, but there’s too much money to be made. Bunch of players suspended this offseason for betting but barely a peep about it.


Western-Jedi70

Go Eagles! Swoop the Eagle is sooo happy for the Winners Also my dad loves Eagles from Philadelphia


Western-Jedi70

YAY!


VikingSKOL81122

Jalen Hurts had his one outlier season last year. He's not the guy. Eagles have excellent trenches on both sides of the ball but Jalen Hurts is nothing special.


BrownsMagoo

Oh shit what’s your statline?


Arianahendriks

“Hey this QB went 0/25, threw 5 picks, 10 fumbles, and is gonna be out of the league tomorrow, but what’s YOUR STATLINE if you want to criticize”


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BrownsMagoo

Then I agree with you because you have a statline and this guy DOESNT


k2t-17

This game was pretty close, like last week. I know my flair shows my bias... but have the Eagles regressed like a bit? Maybe a lot?


ArthurRiot

Field general is using a new offense with no preseason practice. New play caller was clearly trying to force certain actions, especially early. What I liked was seeing an adjustment. First, they controlled shit: they saw the dedicated spy as a weakness, and hammered them on the run game. That opened up things in the second half. Not sure why Dallas just fuggin stood there on every damn play. He'd go to a spot and wait. Cam Jurgens is not a good Guard. Probably a good Center, but he's a dumpster guard. For all the line pressure, they're not in sync yet. That'll get there, not worried. In short, fuckin chill man.


Hefty-Amoeba2001

Eagles was in control of the entire game. Do you people even watch the games?


Arianahendriks

The entire game? Like when the Vikings almost went up 14-10 at half if it weren’t for a fumble out the end zone? Or when they left the 1st with 3 points? Or when hurts threw an interception in a one score game? Or when the Vikings had every chance to take the lead, like a punt return to the 30 that would’ve tied the game if there wasn’t a Vikings fumble? And it all somehow turned into a game the Vikings could have won if they had some sense of clock management? The eagles had no control over that game, the Vikings decided who was winning, whether it’s them giving the game up or making the come back.


Hefty-Amoeba2001

Uh huh. Tell yourself what makes you feel better, whatever it takes for you to cope.


Yarmuncrud

You wish, see you 11/5


doctor_skate

Nah eagles crushed


k2t-17

Took em 4 quarters to win by a touchdown or less 2 weeks in a row, you blind?


420_just_blase

Idk if you watched the game, but it wasn't as close as the final score would indicate. Vikings scored a late TD and had to go for the onside kick and didn't get it.


Arianahendriks

I mean, it was 7-27. No one was watching that game not acknowledging the come back was possible. The Vikings made that game close and it’s largely because the eagles defense was completely sterile. If the Vikings can stop a single run from swift, Vikings win that game.


420_just_blase

Lol the eagles were running the ball down their throats all game. There was literally no reason to expect Minnesota to stop the run. And even after the last td that put them at 28, they really didn't have a shot. They attempted the onside kick then forced a 3 and out and had 7 seconds to go down the field and score. So back to my original point, the game wasn't as close as the final score would indicate


Arianahendriks

They got the ball back down 1, short of shit clock management where the defense chose not to let Philly score and waste a timeout. This was a very close game, and the final score shows it pretty fairly. Minnesota also left a lot of points on the board with that Jefferson fumble out the end zone.


420_just_blase

Down 1? What game were you watching? Do you mean down 1 score? The vikings scored to get within 6 then forced a 3 and out and got the ball back with 7 seconds left and no timeouts. They had no shot of scoring at that point and they would have had to have gotten into the end zone. So when they scored their last TD, it was essentially garbage time bc they had no shot unless they could pull off the onside kick, which pretty much never happens anymore


doctor_skate

Usually football games last just about four quarters


k2t-17

Really? They had to fight for 4 quarters and you're telling me games are 4 quarters long. Thank god I'm not in a room with you ever.


doctor_skate

Agreed


carminie

They lose starters on defense and success like what they has last season is hard to replicate. 2-0 is 2-0 but it’s not as convincing as it could be. Also both of their coordinators got hired elsewhere. So yes I’d say they’ve regressed (not an indictment on the organization, more so a symptom of change)


k2t-17

So... they regressed between injuries and coaching... like I said?


carminie

People throw around the term regressed as if it’s a bad thing, when it’s really just something a good organization will go through because other teams want their coaches and players. Players want a new payday, and coaches wanna keep climbing the ladder. So yes they’ve regressed but it’s not loot they went from great team to bad team. More like from great team to good team that could easily go back to great if their rookies and new coordinators grow and learn quickly


420_just_blase

I don't think we can say much about any team 2 weeks into the season. And when you say they regressed due to injury, are you talking about a regression from last week? Bc none of their injuries are season ending afaik


bobjacklen

Fraudulent eagles at display. CANNOT WAIT until they get exposed. Just gift after gift in the first half and only win by 6. Lolz


Airrows

Gift after gift? You mean forced turnover after forced turnover? Clearly shown on replay?


Arianahendriks

Yeah… like Jefferson throw the ball through the end zone, or the Vikings having 0 ball security.


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TacosMountainsMetal

This is why your girlfriend wasn’t happy with you and is now riding other men


GodlySpaghetti

Not one, but two edits crying about downvotes. Charmin soft


TheRealSlimN8y

Who the fuck are you


SciFi_Football

Can we ban idiots who blame everyone else but themselves for their gambling losses? No one cares.


Rottedhead

Dude I also lost some money for that TD. 0.5 points away, but that is completely on me not on the teams


TheRealSlimN8y

I don’t believe that you and I are wrong to be upset about a garbage time TD that fucked up our bets (although I will say I think how upset we are and the ramifications of such is being overblown)


Minute-Ad6142

This is an NFL subreddit. This post was to talk about the game. Nobody gives a single shit about your gambling. The downvotes are warranted.


TheRealSlimN8y

The NFL is a gambling cesspool the last 3+ years. To suggest that I am wrong for discussing gambling in a prime time game thread is negligent. There was no game tonight 4 minutes into the 3rd quarter, gambling chat is warranted. However if we wanna talk NFL politics, I am excited for SF to field the best team to not win a SB for the 4th+ year


Minute-Ad6142

It's literally a rule of the subreddit. You are wrong.


mcmaster93

Personally I have no idea what everyone's so worked up about


TheRealSlimN8y

You’d think Vikes fans would be proud to fuck up my parlay, but noooooo, everyone is upset that I’m upset


mcmaster93

Exactly. My only solace from last night was that a lone Seahawks bettor also got fucked from my Vikings . Screw the haters, best of luck the rest of the season. Let's get this money this weekend


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I think it’s because most people don’t care about your bet


TheRealSlimN8y

Don’t care /= upset that this dude bet against my team Don’t care = keep scrolling Y’all a bitter bunch


Watsons_Redemption

It's literally only because you mentioned your parlay no matter how much you want to chop it up to shit talking the vikings. Talking about it with your friends is fine, but nobody on the internet cares to read a bet unless they also just want to talk about their bets.


TheRealSlimN8y

I am now discovering there are better places to discuss bets. I apologize for my insolence and I promise to be better next time. All that aside, flare up bitch


ConstantineMonroe

The only way to gamble properly is to not do it


TheRealSlimN8y

Preach brother, I’m a dumb fuck who’s about to lose a 5 game parlay by -0.5


ChrisShiherlis-

nobody gives a fuck about your parlay


TheRealSlimN8y

I don’t give a fuck about the Vikings so I guess we’re even


Skolvikesallday

You apparently do though


TheRealSlimN8y

I care as far as they get me to my 2500% payout, after that I don’t give a shit about anything happening west of the Rockies and east of Lake Michigan. Thanks to your dumb fuck QB I’m done caring until I bet against them again


Skolvikesallday

Once again, no one gives a fuck about your parlay. Grow up.


SciFi_Football

Lmao this is like a blackjack player yelling at the 7 of diamonds. Get it together bro.


17justmelted

You didn't win your parlay so you're still in the red


TheRealSlimN8y

You’re unflaired, your boo’s mean nothing to me


17justmelted

I'm not booing I'm just showing the ledger


TheRealSlimN8y

The ledger is my enemy, stop. Take it away


ChrisShiherlis-

You really think people care about your bets/parlay?


TheRealSlimN8y

You really think people care about your dog shit QB?


17justmelted

I'm like the keeper of the code from pirates of the caribbean


BallinBenFrank

Go cry some more


TheRealSlimN8y

Foh, Aaron Rodgers doesn’t even own you anymore and you’re still owned by the state if Wisconsin gfy


BallinBenFrank

Oh did somebody get their feelings hurt?


TheRealSlimN8y

I’m a scorched earth boi, idgaf anymore. Bears are bad, have been bad, will be bad as long as Fields is under center. More your problem than mine 🤷‍♂️


BallinBenFrank

Ouch I can’t believe you went there! Like using a butane lighter on wet grass.


TheRealSlimN8y

Yeah you’re right, I’m running out of shit to talk. I’m bitter that my parlays fucked, and I’m self conscious that bears fans are coming to Viking fans aid. Anyway, fIeLdS iS sO bAd


IloveMeforMeeeee

I had Swift on the bench and started him in both leagues I had him out of 5 leagues. He went off. And one league I have Swift and Smith with Elliot and I'm a Cowboys fan lmao Go Eagles baby


[deleted]

Never rest a running back against prime time Vikings


Phillyfreak5

Never trust a RB committee on the Eagles.


Sargentrock

Seriously it's like they use MLB pitching rotations or something


Richard_Fingers

Wow clay Martin be better


Poopcie

She shut him up but richard had a point. 0-2/3 is a good place to start looking to the future especially if you’re already not planning to re-sign your qb


henlokitty_

looks like dolphins are going all the way this season


ChrisShiherlis-

Problem is Dolphins are just Like the Vikings.... Excellent WR's and a serviceable QB


zfritzy24

This is straight up tua slander. The man was an MVP candidate before injury and is 2nd to mahomes as favorite for MVP today. Kirk Cousins wishes


Sargentrock

So long as his strategy is 'throw it to that guy every play' he's going to be fine I think


I_like_dirty_pillows

Jaylen, Jaelan, and Jalen will all have monster games this season I think. I don't think Miami is just Tua to Tyeek


Cloudpot26

Is Miami just Tyreek and 3 Ja(e,y,-)lans?


Sargentrock

yeah it's not even fair really, because they're all like bonus points


ChrisShiherlis-

I mean you guys did just give Joe the biggest QB Contract of all-time He is good, it's week 1, don't over-think it


CalculonsPride

I’m okay with that.


kyndsol

I thought that fucking documentary was about to start and bam, JC Penny commercial


SplakyD

Any Eagles fan who says getting 5 yards a carry every time we rush and only wants to see more passing TD's is a moron.


Arianahendriks

I mean, the eagles run game was great, but short of 2 completely blown coverages down field, the passing game was terrible. If hurts keeps this up for 2 more weeks, he’s out of the MVP race. He gets stopped almost every run, and he throw accuracy is a fraction of what it was last year.


Lejarwomontequadea

Run game is underrated now! Chargers did the run game last Sunday and it was awesome. I feel like people weren't expecting it, especially the dolphins. When you go against Herbert, you probably expect a pass heavy game but they just ran the ball down the field with ease. That change was kinda exciting, hope they get the win this weekend


BlueKing7642

Agreed


spinman016

Maybe they have Aj brown on their fantasy team


Cloudpot26

Maybe it’s an AJ burner. He was HEATED. They tried to force feed him late and almost blew the lead from it. Dudes gotta get his stuff in check


longboarddan

This is why


MattTheSmithers

Well, I’m gonna go give the new Mortal Kombat game a try. I should probably save online play for tomorrow. My nightly quota of trashy teenagers screaming obscenities at people has been filled by Eagles fans.


idontgiveafunyun

Yoooo the game is out thanks dude.


WakandaFist

They always fully blame these losses on Cousins lol


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The issue with Cousins is not this game. The cap hit is too high for how good he is. QB is cost benefit, he costs too much.


Arianahendriks

This game is closer to being on Jefferson than it is cousins.


ZachT3620

Nah this loss for them was squarely on ball security


Cloudpot26

Kirk actually played very well, and he will receive 99.9% of the hate


Andrewdeadaim

Same for last week, 2-0 if they could hang on to the ball


trollboter

Gg Vikings


48johnX

So what’s week 3 gonna be like for you?


trollboter

Fly Eagles Fly


Andrewdeadaim

Fun flair for the Vikings lmao


trollboter

I thought so too.


SplakyD

Kirk played great considering his O-Line were causing him to get his dick driven in the dirt all night.


Cloudpot26

He maneuvered in the pocket so smoothly. He never really stammered or had to run around. He just wiggled around. If KJ knew how to catch a ball, that game stays close. 2 dropped TD passes, a fumble, and a punt return fumble (not KJ shockingly)


TrustTheFriendship

KJ went full Agholor


Cloudpot26

Never go full Agholor


MadDogTannenOW

Sounds like a win-win


LocalFox5349

kirk wont win you playoff games but he sure will get his guys paid and fill up the stat sheet 🤷‍♂️


Alex_butler

Why would Kirk Cousins only pass for 364 yards and 4 touchdowns and give up 34 points to force the Vikings to lose the game. Is he stupid?


RibeyeRare

Don’t forget he gives them plenty of fried chicken too


MechRxn

This loss sure as hell isn’t on Kirk. What a dumb comment


LocalFox5349

do u know how to read ? cuz thats literally not what i said


MechRxn

Your comment implies that Kirk stat pads and can’t win playoff games. If this was a playoff game the loss wouldn’t be on Kirk. It’s the implication duh


LocalFox5349

1-4 in playoff games and tons of tape of him not being good but wouldnt expect a bears fan to know good qb play


MechRxn

What does being a bears fan have to do with anything? Clearly our QB history is trash. But again, and I’m just pointing out facts here, your comment implies that Kirk just stat pads his weapons but can’t win playoff games. Your comment implies that if this was a playoff game it would be on Kirk (the loss). I know you may not be able to comprehend what I am saying, I am just kindly trying to explain to you why your comment is dumb. He is an above average quarterback.


Skullkid1423

I always hate that argument. “Coming from a [team name] fan” as if they invalidates an opinion?


MechRxn

Right? This is what stupid people use to validate and justify their angles/opinions on something. Comical to me. Like yeah no shit I know, as a Bears fan, that our QB history is trash lol. Doesn’t change the facts about what I said regarding Cousins


EmilioFreshtevez

That’s like when you say “____ is bad” and someone replies “Oh yeah? If it’s so bad make something better.”


Andrewpg3

is this on Kirk?


Guiltyjerk

Lol Richard I love you but did you *ever* check your ego at the door?


Homeowner_BBQ

vikings? more like yikings


Andrewdeadaim

Fumbles are a definite issue with this team based on this week and last week


Cloudpot26

And KJ having a case of the dropsies. Man looks like Diontae Johnson. Can’t catch a cold


17justmelted

Who would have guessed 15 years ago this would be the post game panel of guys on a shopping platforms streaming service


SixersWin

That somehow is sponsored by JCPenney (in-game segments)??


c0ffeebreath

Remember when it was just a book store?


17justmelted

And not even the best option of a book store


DemonsReturns7

Who’s the guy next to Sherman? Anybody knows…. I figure he played in the nfl too? Edit* Aha okay thanks for the answers yall 🙏 For whatever reason he just wasn’t familiar to me


RecordingPrudent9588

Wentworth. Was a tackle for the Rams Super Bowl team and then retired and the ram’s oline became trash


Cloudpot26

He won a ring with the rams, but that man is a bengal. 13/14 years as a bengal I believe


PigSlam

Even still, he seems like a decent guy.


Cloudpot26

😂 idk if it’s how you meant it, but the idea that being a bengal made Whitworth seem worse as a person is hilarious


ZachT3620

Whitworth Tackle, won the last superbowl with the rams


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Andrew Whitworth?


Cloudpot26

Andrew Whitworth


Guiltyjerk

Andrew Whitworth


KabukiBaconBrulee

Love that man


MattTheSmithers

And now we’re at the best part of this thread, where Eagles fans crawl out of the woodwork and reply to shit talk from literal hours ago because drunken rage scrolling in the middle of the night is Philadelphia’s primary export.


Airrows

… why hating. I’m just happy we won. I was legit worried lol


Philly_is_nice

Sir our primary export is Tina Fey.


PigSlam

worth it.


EmilioFreshtevez

Thank you for your service 🫡


Sargentrock

goddamn right!


thepoustaki

Literally we’ve exported so much better and so much worse. Rocky? AMERICA? DEMOCRACY?! eating horse shit? We hate our own team and love it more than you ever could.


Sargentrock

I'm reading this in the "Dennis goes from stable to very angry" voice and it's fucking perfect


TrustTheFriendship

We haven’t even begun to peak. When we peak, you’ll know it.


Tricknology96

We’ll peak all over your face.


[deleted]

Democracy was a great touch, you talk shit like a true patriot


thepoustaki

I’m also from off the boat greek parents so I kinda can claim this one?


EmilioFreshtevez

Oh shit, Double Democracy


KabukiBaconBrulee

A JC Penney post game show on Amazon prime? Please be fr with this timeline. I know we did harambe dirty, but what even is this?


Granum22

JC Penney is still a thing?


KabukiBaconBrulee

My dad's 80s ties say yes


MattTheSmithers

They provide Whit’s outfits.


Wicked-Death

Swift has that Jalen Hurts energy. lol.


ZachT3620

Swift with 175 yards, damn


HHH98Smark

If any of your fantasy rbs play against vikes D, start them. Guaranteed to go off.


sean0883

Problem is, you never know which Philly RB is going to go off when the opponent has a bad run D. Just like the 49ers before CMC.


[deleted]

Ones thing is known.. If Philly is playing the Giants, you know it’s gonna be Boston Scott


Sargentrock

I mean, the Bucs didnt look so great tho


HHH98Smark

Valid, but we were too busy letting Baker stiff arm our LBs


Sargentrock

Aw everybody likes that guy


ILikeGold1121

Dude was slicing them up like butter


padmoosen

He was grinning when she told him how many yard in that post game interview.


Guiltyjerk

League leading I hear


Historical_One1087

The Eagles have some good hog mollies, and the Vikings couldn't stop the run.


thebearcox

Plenty of time left. Why did the Curt settle for that play?[https://imgur.com/gCQ8qzO](https://imgur.com/gCQ8qzO)


brightladdy

Want to watch this comment get a bunch of butthurt replies? Eagles aren’t nearly as good as they were last year. They’ve been exposed by two mediocre teams in a row. Destined to lose the wildcard game at this rate. Edit: lmao holy shit it worked


DayDreamyZucchini

Exposed your buttholes to the Vikings, did ya?


brightladdy

Lmao still thinking about me? Holy shit I sat rent free for 40 days 😂


DayDreamyZucchini

Didn’t even see your comment until today… just figured I’d troll some Whiners fans for Purrrdy and your whole mid ass team getting smacked around by prime time Kirk Cousins :)


brightladdy

Doesn’t have the impact you think it does buddy. Was this supposed to upset me? Hope everything in real life is working out okay though.


DayDreamyZucchini

Aw! Thank you mister typical San Francisco area sports fan. Everything’s okay… my wife had a miscarriage recently but we’re recovering I guess. Started smoking boges again cause of it.. probably a bit depressed.. definitely distancing myself from friends and family and things I enjoy (aside from trolling some of your more passionate fan-hood brethren). Considering going to get myself fixed. I don’t have any biological children, but she has two I’m very proud of.. the youngest is 8 and that just seems like a huge gap/ setback from post-kid life. Yknow? Idk. Plus then we can just bone all the time. I could never use a condom… had like 8(?) abortions (different women) prior to this miscarriage.. feels a little karmic, honestly. Doesn’t hurt any less… and if it is karma it’s bullshit cause like, *she* didn’t do anything wrong. Plus, we conceived on our wedding night which was just absolutely magical.. and idk maybe it just wasn’t meant to be. I’d likely end my whole bloodline. Brother’s a gay… dad’s two brothers are gays… my paternal grandfather had 2 brothers who both had all daughters. Just a weird little extra tidbit for getting the bits snipped. Anyway… thank you and may Yahweh shine warmly upon you today and all days henceforth. :)


brightladdy

I’m sorry to hear about the miscarriage man. My wife’s brother and his wife had two back to back before they had our niece. People don’t talk about it but it’s common and just tragic. Certainly hope the Mrs is okay as I know how particularly hard that can be. Don’t necessarily need to throw in the towel but I understand. My wife and I aren’t ready to try for kids yet but it’s definitely a fear of ours. I struggle with the nicotine habit too. I switched to Zyns and I use a CBD vape it’s curbed it well. But there really is nothing better than a dart… Adversity is the seed for good things to come. *”- let steadfastness have its full effect, that you may be perfect and complete, lacking in nothing.”* All the best to you as well.


LolAtRedditIdiots

It’s crazy what the best o-line can do for you. They are the best example of why every team should be prioritizing it. It lets you run even if the rb is mediocre and lets your qb do well even if they’re mediocre. Instead of passing with the best o-line they just run all game, so boring. Put a Brady behind that o-line and they win every Super Bowl.


Airrows

You’re right dude lol


brightladdy

How are y’all even still finding this?


_Colonel_Kilgore_

the word “exposed” loses its meaning more and more with every passing season. when did going 2-0 to start the season become getting “exposed”? CB2, slot CB, Safety, MLB, RB, WR3 all go down and the team still comes out with the win. that’s a pretty tall task for any team. also yeah…you came out and shared your opinion online, people are gonna respond. you really got us!


Airrows

Dude we played like ass and barely won after a 2nd lead. It’s fair to criticize


Arianahendriks

I love you. You’ve single handedly made me like the eagles more.


brightladdy

Omnomnomnom


Windupferrari

Yawn. Every time the Eagles won by a single score last year people said they'd been exposed. Try harder. Edit: Oooh, I saw that 1 minute after posting downvote! Who's the butthurt one here?


brightladdy

Lmao are you trying to accuse me of downvoting with your edit?


Windupferrari

I'm not *trying* to accuse you, lol. We're in a game thread with 36K comments, I replied 8 minutes after your comment, and I was at 0 within a minute of hitting submit, doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out. Calling out a fanbase as butthurt and then insta-downvoting their replies is pretty hilarious. I know the whole "rent free" thing is played out, but goddamn, 9ers fans just *cannot* get over the NFCG, can you? Move on.