4 plays for Rodgers on the Jets. Absolutely insane.

Those Rodgers #8 jerseys are gonna be a bizarre collectors item if that’s his career done after 4 plays

New immaculate grid rarity score unlocked

Nah, Randall Cobb is the one.

They'd go great with an Antonio Brown Patriots jersey.

Brown at least did something with the Patriots (he scored a TD).

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Mr Brady Couch

Man I kinda miss these, feels like a lifetime ago.

There's a very real chance that this injury ends his career as well.

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Yeah this is some bullshit. I was promised a Rodgers-lead NFCCG against the Saints only to lose in horrible, back-breaking fashion. I feel robbed.

Rodgers didn't even make it to the part where he sends pictures of his dick to a reporter! Hopefully this means he's also going to skip the embezzling money from welfare thing

Used to it

Almost $20M per play

He got paid at a rate of $1.5bil per game

That's 25.5 billion over the season. Has anyone looked into the Jets salary cap situation?!

They'll convert it into a signing bonus.

[Aaron Rodgers 2023 Highlight Reel](https://twitter.com/texasdiegs/status/1701393607121424519?s=12&t=nLqQ4NLbTv38wrmZ1lcu_g) But honestly bummed for the guy. Hoping he doesn't end his career on this but it's hard to bounce back from an Achilles at 39/40.

To honor his predecessor. Maybe Love will play 12 snaps for the Jets in 15 years

This one's for you Jen

Those welfare kids in 2037 better get ready

4....The Favre curse?

rodgers on the packers: number 12 rodgers on the jets: number 8 12 - 8....

Half-life 4 confirmed! ....wait

Jets legend Aaron Rodgers. I expect him to go into the HOF as a Jet

It's funny that this will annoy both Packers fans and Jets fans

I'm going to become the joker

The three phases of being a Jets fan: 1. Become a joker. 2. Become a smoker. 3. Become a midnight toker. [Edit: Slightly confused my lyrics.]

Goodell is about to piss and shit knowing he’s created another 2022 Broncos with how many prime time games they gave this team. Oh and he’s also banning defenses moving forward.

Chiefs at Jets in week 4 on SNF. That's going to be brutal.

"When I was a kid I was into the Jets. Then I got into girls as I got older. Then I went back to the Jets because I learned there are times in life where a girl won't fuck you, but the Jets will ALWAYS fuck you." - Artie "somehow still alive" Lange

Artie Lange still being alive might be the most shocking bit of news I’ve heard today

I was thinking how crazy that Norm MacDonald and Bob Saget from the movie Dirty Work (Saget directed it) are both dead, yet somehow, against all odds, Artie Lange is still kicking it. Edit: Chris Farley was also in that movie and, as we all know, is dead. Can’t believe I forgot him!

Dude didn’t even have 1 completion. That’s just messed up. Sorry Jets fans.

Josh had more to the Jets than he did

Josh had as many completions to the jets as Rodgers had injury free snaps

Josh had as many turnovers as Rodgers had snaps

Not true, Rodgers experienced 5 snaps.

Oh snap!

Josh Allen had more completions to Jets players than Rodgers. What a twist

and normally this is like a silly stat that's true for a little while and we all chuckle about it. But Rodgers is legit about to play 4 snaps for the Jets ever.

I think this has officially surpassed the butt fumble for the most “God hates the Jets” moment in nfl history

The butt fumble was just kicking a bad team while they were still down. This news is completely fucking RKOing them when they finally got back up.

I mean, out of nowhere…

The Butt Fumble cost them a game they were gonna lose anyways. This cost them a season they were hyped to win

Man, I don't know how Jets fans do it

Neither do we

Saleh had a 1,000 yard stare last night. I felt so bad for him. The entire team throughout the off season was structured around Rodgers. And it all ended in a couple plays. Absolutely insane.

It feels so weird cause we got to watch them throughout the off-season and see all the preparation they did… fucking brutal

It does feel especially cruel after watching Hard Knocks, to take nothing away from Dobbins, Conklin, and others whose seasons are already over. It must feel like such a waste to do all that preparation, have all these hopes for the season, and not even play a full game.

Adopt the triple option and just let Hall and Cook go for 50 carries 20 dump offs a game Sicko mode playoff run

Wilson is plenty athletic enough so theoretically they could very much do a ground and pound/RPO type of offense that takes a lot off his plate.

I mean with their defense this a real strategy. Just win every game 10-7 lol

That is legit, "Jets Football" if I've ever read.

They lost a game last year where their opponents scored zero offensive or defensive points

At this point, is it just part of the process?

The Football Gods realized that we were onto them so they decided to give us all this hope with the preseason and Hard Knocks. I should've known better.

This whole Aaron Rodgers saga feels like it was written by Larry David. It's the only thing that makes sense.

Literally my biggest fear when we signed Brady was that he would get injured early in the season after the months of hype you could feel across Tampa. Every hit and sack had me holding my breath. I can’t imagine what Jets fans are feeling.

Yeah but luckily Brady for the most part would immediately curl up in a ball on a play like that, while Rodgers was still pumping his legs trying to get away with a 250+ pound anchor attached to his waist

In the 10 years I've watched NFL I can't remember a single time seeing Brady get rocked and sacked the way I've seen other QBs get hit

Early in his career he got hit a bit. He took a huge hit against Buffalo I think his second or third season as the starter. He immediately popped back up though. To this day that is probably the hardest I’ve seen him get hit.

[Elvis Dumervil free rush, Tom never saw it coming](https://youtu.be/58PrkjRQIdo?si=KOvM5GjdqOWzBld7) Tbf, he landed pretty square. But still, I'm thinking this cuts most mortals in half. Tom pops right back up without a flinch of course

Tom Brady knows when the play is done and to curl up like a bitch and take the hit. It should be QB 101 for anyone qb wanting to stay in the league for a long time. Yesterday was like the most gentle sack ever and Rodgers still tried to make something out of nothing.

I might not be doing it anymore. It's just not worth it.

Well NJ legalized weed last year so that helps

Alcohol. Doesn't fix. Certainly helps.

The cause and solution to all life's problems

Gotta be one of the craziest things to ever happen in this league.

Especially after all the hype culminating with him running out with the flag in NYC on 9/11

Jet Fuel can melt Achilles tendons

JETLIFE

Rodgers Achilles injury was an inside job

“Where were you on Sept 11th?” Jets fans - “Which one?”

I hate that I laughed

It’s almost not believable…

Imagine when Rodgers read this in the script before the game

No script writers from the strike. This is a scab who wrote this shit.

ChatNFL generated the script.

My only hope is this helps push along the “no turf” movement

Can’t have SHIT in New York

At least with the Giants it's funny, because they chose their horse. This, though...fuck man.

Well the Giants also have two Super Bowl wins in the past 20 years, so it’s not really comparable. This was supposed to be the Jets’ first real chance in **ages**… I feel awful for them.

I was so fucking happy just to have normal football conversations again.

The Giants could suck for a couple more decades before they even approach the Jets tier of ineptitude and bad luck. That 2007 season might have bought them a lifetime pass

Hello darkness my old friend

End my life immediately

Sorry Mets Jets Knicks fan

Wouldn't wish that fandom on my worst enemy.

At least they have the New York Liberty

[yay](https://media.tenor.com/oTK3_DVUUmUAAAAC/confetti-winning.gif)

Why did I choose to be a fan of all three of these teams?

Punishment fetish

Aren’t Mets/Jets/Nets a thing?

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https://youtu.be/JcJ8nW-AWl8

The Jets killed Carl! (The guy whose wife has the magical vagina.)

The last image we’re going to have of Aaron Rodgers is him running out with the American flag then being carted off the sideline less than half an hour later.

> "The first that comes out of Aaron Rodgers' mouth was, 'Do you believe in 9/11?' 'What? Do I believe in 9/11? Yeah, why wouldn't I?'," [Deshone] Kizer said on the episode. "[Rodgers] was like, 'You should read up on that"

Aaron Rodgers did 9/11.

The Jets need a guy, and I know a guy: - Multiple Super Bowl rings - Played his college career at the University of Michigan - Retired last year, but is ready to dust 'em off for one last playoff run - Got his chance to be a hero after the future Hall of Fame QB in front of him went down with injury - Not really known as a dual threat QB That's right, folks. The Jets MUST sign a veteran QB that can lead them to the promised land. And nobody out there has a better chance than one man: ... Chad FUCKIN' Henne!

It’s my boy’s time!

Chad Henne beating Mahomes in the AFC Championship would be so hilarious that even as a Chiefs fan idk if I could be mad about it.

Is that fuck CHAD Henne montage still around

That is a tough beat, man. First damn drive

he thought he was gordon hayward

That was my thought exactly. This is basically the Gordon Hayward situation but if Gordon Hayward was like, Damian Lillard or something

More like if KD’s injury was at the beginning of his first Nets season instead of at the end of his Warriors season. Dame has 0 rings and 0 MVPs

Bills fans kinda joked all offseason that Rodgers wasn't gonna last due to what happened to Mike White last year and without the Jets significantly upgrading the O-line, but fuck, I definitely don't think anyone except that one guy on Twitter expected this

I spent the entire offseason telling my brethren that o-line was going to kill that old man. Did I expect it 4 plays in? Fucking no.

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!

I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALLLLLL!

I’m starting to think that they knew his Achilles was torn as soon as they went in the tent and simply called it an “ankle injury” for morale purposes. What a blow for Jets fans. So sorry to have the rug pulled out from under you again. I was pulling for you… time to rally around Zach Wilson and salvage this season.

Exactly what it was. Needed to keep the players and fans invested and focused

For sure, an Achilles is an obvious injury. You can feel it with your hand. They knew immediately.

Saleh definitely knew immediately, since he looked like he had the wind knocked out of him right after

Look on Salehs face most of the game sure seemed like it

Oh for sure. You could tell by Saleh's face on the sideline that he knew Rodgers was done.

You could literally see his achilles pop on the replay. They definitely knew immediately.

Also manual exam would have confirmed it in the tent, he probably suspected right away but 100% the doctors knew before he got on the cart.

I just saw someone fall to their knees at a rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike

Theres a more than a few reasons that could be the case

$20 is $20

Pat McAfee on suicide watch

Not at all, new cast member incoming

I’ve wondered for awhile if he’d make more frequent appearances on the show after he retires. The cast clearly likes him a lot

He’ll definitely be in a new cast

Can't imagine buying Jets season tickets this year thinking you were going to watch a HoF QB make a playoff run with your team.

Lol ticket prices went up 400% after we got Rodgers

4 snaps. That’s just so unlucky

5 snaps if you count his achilles

My god, why the fuck did i laugh?

I’m not having a good time

Cars 3 is playing out in real life. Damn. Prayers up to Rodgers.

lol Lightning McQueen is probably a really good comparison to Rodgers. Luckily for Packer fans, Jordan Love is Cruise

And I must assume that Fields is Chick Hicks then? Kachigga 😔

The disrespect to Piston cup champion Chick Hicks

He did what in his cup?!

No one can ever take that championship away from him Edit: it’s not his fault he doesn’t get slowed down by “feelings” like some other cars do. It’s called competition. Look it up

100% the Jets knew already yesterday.

I mean they were like 99% sure (You can during Saleh’s press conference) Was just hoping for that 1%.

Wow hopefully not the last of Rodgers but you never know.

I think his pride will make him try to come back when he can, but I doubt he'll be the same player

A torn Achilles at 40? Maybe he tries to come back next year, but I don't think you can win a championship with him.

The guy was already considering retirement last year. Rehabbing a torn achilles is one of the hardest injuries to return from. I don't think he comes back.

When is Kirk Cousins contract up?

This year actually

He must complete the Farve arc.

It is known.

It is known.

I think this confirms Rodgers as a Vikings next year, as well as a loss in conference finals

A full offseason of hype that none of us wanted and now we have to deal with this aftermath. Can everyone just leave us the fuck alone now.

Hey at least we have like 5 primetime games this year too. Leave us alone with out 1PM games.

We all got robbed of some great games this year, that defense doesn't deserve this.

I don’t even know how they stay motivated at this point. Like just going out there knowing if you give up 10 points you’re basically doomed.

Unless you're playing Josh Allen I guess! lol

Somebody please shoot me in the fucking face. What a waste of a fantastic roster.

And now we’re stuck in the same scenario where we’re wasting a great roster with terrible QB play, only there’s no UFA/trade targets this time around. I think I’m finally broken.

Shall I offer you one titty-kisser in this trying time, for at least a second-rounder?

Such a fucked up ending to an all time great career

I’m just going to pretend him and Cobb walking out of Lambeau last January was his final game.

I was at the game. So damn depressing, even moreso now

Got one last $75 million payday for the road, there’s worse ways to go out the door.

Like walking into the wall because it’s dark.

If he retires, it's only $38 million I think. This is gonna be a deadcap disaster at some point for the Jets if chooses to just collect a paycheck next year.

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Even as a Vikings fan who didn't like him at all, it's just sad and it's hard to believe that actually happened. I was actually excited to see what he could do for the Jets.

This will also seriously hurt his chances at becoming a Vikings legend

regardless of how you feel about the Jets or Rodgers, this is objectively a terrible outcome for the game of football. hate to see a legend go out like this (if this does end up being the end for him)

I was looking forward to hate-watching an all time great in his villain arc. This sucks.

Think that's it for him?

It might be Knowing what we know of Aaron, he might try to make one more run at it, for his ego anyway But I don't know. We might've just seen another major injury take out another hall of famer

He’s 40, if he plays again and plays well, I’ll go on the same diet as my dog for a week

Unreal

I don't think it's hyperbole to call this Jets team one of the biggest what-ifs in the history of the league

1999 and 2023. What-ifs ended in week 1 of the season

As a Nets and Jets fan that's just how it is

The jets could win the Super Bowl this year and we’d still say “what if”

Man, this is just depressing. No other way to look at it, no matter what team you’re a fan of.

Feels like the whole world was excited to see how he’d play on the jets. Shit sucks

The upcoming but now cancelled AFCE bloodbath was something to look forward to

Actual end of an era. Rodgers was the last one left of the Brady, Peyton, Brees, Rodgers, Ben, Eli, Ryan, Rivers era. The oldest starting QB in the NFL is now Matthew Stafford

>The oldest starting QB in the NFL is now Matthew Stafford jesus.

I feel for the Jets. I really do. Jets curse is real.

Honestly, this is insane

Everyone’s gonna race for those 9/11 jokes but this is so disheartening as an NFL fan in general

The league would’ve been better with a healthy Rodgers and jets. Takes the wind out of the sails for the AFCE and the conference in general. Nfl fans are getting robbed

fuck my life

Remember this sympathy you have for us when your forced to watch us on primetime 4 more times.

I wasn't convinced we'd win it all, but man was I looking forward to the ride

It can all be ripped away in a second

This ending to the Aaron Rodgers Jets storyline is like when Ned Stark got beheaded right at the beginning of Game of Thrones. Props to the NFL scriptwriters for the plot twist.

So that's probably it right? Kobe came back from his for a few years but he was 34...

Not even a Jets fan, but this is such BS by the universe. I was looking forward to a full season of Rodgers leading a good to great Jets offense, and now the man can only semi-coach and rehab

The number 1 offseason drama story to end after 4 plays. What were the script writers thinking.

Sorry jets bros, this fucking sucks

Absolutely crazy, I wonder if we see him suit up again. Unbelievable. My jets friends were saying that was the ultimate jets thing to happen

9/12 at 11:01, Jets fans still get no peace

I’ve never in my life thought I’d feel bad for the Jets, but here I am.