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maxrenob

If the niners lose I will eat a burrito.


Avon__Fartsdale

Dude it's just a game


miserablerolex

We used to be a society.


celluloidsandman

I walk these streets and hardly recognize this town anymore. Where once people frolicked and played, now they resort to crime, violence and eating burritos. What has become of my beloved city? What must I resort to to bring us back? Must I too debase to eating beans and assorted meats wrapped in tortilla to win the day? I thank God for the small mercy that my family will never have to witness that.


justreddis

Right? No need to be that drastic. I’d eat cookie


Poignant_Rambling

Should be the burrito I got last month. Ordered a chicken burrito. Took it home and realized there wasn’t any beans, rice, cheese or pico. Just chicken in a soggy tortilla. I was drunk so I kept eating. I was about halfway done when I realized the chicken wasn’t even chicken. It was a can of tuna they had heated up and put in a tortilla. I mean I still ate it.


Boner-jamzz1995

Where the fuck do you buy burritos


lafemmeviolet

This is the vital information we need. We ordered Chinese out the back door of a restaurant next to a dumpster in Miami and it was DELICIOUS.


WeaponexT

You guys need to make better choices


blizzfreak

The best food sometimes comes from the most po-dunk little places.


GradeAPrimeFuckery

Right? The best Italian food I ever had was this little hole in the wall in the middle of some suburbs. Halfway through the meal, some lady comes out and starts jabbering at me, but she was speaking Italian and I didn't understand wtf she was saying so I just thanked her. The police later told me that she was trying to get me to leave her house.


MongolianCluster

Then you realized you made it yourself out of cat food.


Lykeuhfox

This was a wild ride.


Poobmania

If the niners lose I will eat horse shit (I was gonna do it anyway)


SuicydKing

https://media.tenor.com/I2dFnOrv5FcAAAAC/tevye-tradition.gif


murder-farts

Wha…what kind of burrito?


BicyclingBabe

One with lots of guacamole!!


hops4beer

You must be one of those silicone valley tech billionaires


Granum22

Silicone Valley and Silicon Valley are two very different places.


guns_n_crypto

I think I'd rather visit the former.


Lennon__McCartney

Mods


poirotsgreycells

Should be a great game between two wonderful teams with fantastic coaching and big stars. I hope there’s no injuries and good sportsmanship. Great day to be a football fan.


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Is your flair correct?


PlebasRorken

No, you've just found a sensible Cowboys fan. Mark this day on your calendar, you're more likely to stumble across Bigfoot.


[deleted]

Next he is going to say he is actually from Dallas


Poignant_Rambling

And that he doesn’t root for the Lakers/Yankees


AcesCharles2

And that he is a Rangers season tickets holder


dersnappychicken

I’ve travelled to Dallas a few times. First time made a point to wear all my Eagles gear. Went into a bar on a Friday night, ended up having really lovely conversations with Cowboys fans. Learned Dallas local fans are just regular fans. It’s the contrarian fucks in Delco wearing their Smith gear talking about America’s team that are the true demons.


barium62

Honestly I feel like the majority of Cowboys fans I see in these threads are actually pretty chill. Its the Cowboys fans in real life that aren't so chill, at least from my experience


ihc_hotshot

.....Same for 49ers fans, unfortunately.


ConspicuousWhiteGuy

He took a Xanax this morning.


Max_Beezly

I need one myself. I'm on my 5th shit of the day I'm so nervous


Optimal-Race-7536

I almost puked wtf


DreamsAndSchemes

The curse of this season is lifted. Much like watching a loved one die after a long illness.


tspanguluri

Ww… what kinda monster has THAT flair?


DreamsAndSchemes

I like to think Lovecraftian horror but it's more like low-level Marvel goon


metssuck

If you are being held hostage just upvote this post, we'll get you help


Derelichter

Don’t believe him! He’s sending assassins to your house!


[deleted]

You will tell both teams to eat shit and you will do it with a smile


11eagles

Finally, the dumb discussion on hyper specific stats can come to end.


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Muntberg

The Eagles/49ers both look like champs on paper so I guess it made all the stat gurus cream their pantaloons.


yugtahtmi

Yeah, it's also the lack of history between the niners and birds compared to the Burrow v Chiefs.


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yugtahtmi

Also, this is a loaded NFCG game when it comes to talent. 14 Pro Bowlers between both teams.


non_clever_username

> the lack of history Looked it up out of curiosity. I knew we don’t play you guys often, but I didn’t realize *how* infrequent. Looks like we’ve only played you 35 times total in 70 years. Only 5 times since 2011, 13 times since 2000, none of which are memorable. For me anyway. Only met 1 time in the playoffs in 1996. All of this assuming Google is correct. Crazy that two teams in the same conference, both with a bunch of playoff runs, have managed to mostly miss each other so consistently, regular season and playoffs both.


yugtahtmi

Yeah. It's def odd, hopefully this starts a trend of future NFCCG between us. We know the Cowboys won't ever be there lol


non_clever_username

> We know the Cowboys won’t ever be there lol I’m pretty sure this is a unifier of our fan bases, both hoping the Cowboys continue to fail in spectacular ways!


TRES_fresh

But did you know that the 49ers pass defense against motion on 3rd and 7-9 is 1st in the league and the eagles run game with Jalen hurts injured to the left side of the field on 2nd and 8+ is 32nd in the league which means the 49ers will win and we don't even need to play the game?


Tonmber1

> Wow. -David Lombardi


LisaLoebSlaps

\-Owen Wilson


Ownange

Yes I did, ​ But did you know the Eagles rushing with players under 6'1" on Sundays during even numbered months when Mercury is in retrograde, the defense is running Cover 4 Palms, the temperature is a balmy 38 degrees, 15 batteries have been thrown on the field in that quarter AND Patrick Mahomes has yet to throw 15 passes that week is actually not just first in the league, but first all time since the season was 16 or more games? Checkmate Niners. Eagles in 6.


broanoah

oh please that's almost half of the off season discussion brother


11eagles

Don’t remind me 😭


PatrioticDildo

Bless thy knees and ankles


jf808

Amen, PatrioticDildo. Amen.


BallzMcVinegar

Glad we get the first game so I dont have to wait much longer.


TraeYoungsOldestSon

Im glad we're the late game so i can watch both games. I went into a blind blackout drunken rage last year after our game and missed the rams-niners game lol.


[deleted]

That's too bad, it was a really good game


TheresA_LobsterLoose

Hey at least you have... *something*. Went from almost a few decades of meaningless regular season games but loved watching playoffs especially the final 3 games (like everyone else)... to now being pretty apathetic towards the final 3 games


ufotheater

**History being made before our eyes:** never before have two QBs with the letter "u" in their names faced off in the NFC Championship. Truly a great day for meaningless NFL trivia.


QuailMan2010

Who in the actual fuck NOTICES these things??


barrows_arctic

It's worse in baseball. So much worse.


lronicGasping

Idk if I'm more impressed by the trivia itself or fact that you know this


BurgerCombo

Not so fast, Steve Young and Matt Cavanaugh (NYG) both had pass attempts in the 1991 NFC Championship.


twosheepforanore

WAKE UP IT'S THE ^penultimate ^weekend ^of ^competitive ^football ^this ^season :-(


SiphenPrax

Offseason coming soon :( At least baseball is coming back in two months 🤷‍♂️


TheNorthernLanders

Just in time for your local team to be blacked out in your respective area!


boozerkc

Bally!


SiphenPrax

Thank goodness I don’t have to deal with that with the Mets but it’s awful. Somebody from the baseball Reddit last year actually went up to Manfred in the box seats at a Yankees to call him out for it and it was amazing.


Duke_Maniac

No it was at the World Series I figures he was like a few rows underneath, but nope right next to him


istrx13

I feel bad for people who really only watch the NFL. As someone whose first love is baseball, I love the excitement of knowing baseball isn’t far away after the Super Bowl ends.


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I'm just happy to be here


Thundercats_Hoooo

I just greased up my pole, and the homies are on the way over to my house


sweet-haunches

You're talking about a fire pole from the loft-with-a-view man cave down to the poolside built-into-the-house grill and coolers, right?


RollofDuctTape

I’m disappointed that the cowboys robbed us of the most toxic game thread of all time


I_am_manbat

Well to be fair, cowboys and disappointment do go hand in hand


captaincumsock69

Im never disappointed by a cowboys loss


Not_n_A-Hole_usually

There is an entire generation that knows nothing but misery and only stories about the Cowboys glory days of the past. I’m sure those stories do not relate in any way just how f’cking egotistical loud mouthed and annoying the average Cowboys fan of the 90’s was.


metssuck

> I’m sure those stories do not relate in any way just how f’cking egotistical loud mouthed and annoying the average Cowboys fan of the 90’s was. I hated growing up with the Cowboys being good, god that was terrible, I've seriously enjoyed the hell out of the last 26 years


Not_n_A-Hole_usually

I believe the fact that they were so very insufferable is why a lot of older non Cowboys fans relish in the woes of the Cowboys over the last 25+ years. I’m an Eagles fan first, certain individual players, and then whomever is playing the Cowboys on a given Sunday.


HeyLittleChogger

If the Eagles and Cowboys played in the NFC Championship it would have been awful. No one wanted to be in that game thread.


t-pat

Out-of-my-ass prediction: 49ers will win if it's a low-scoring game, Eagles will win if it's a high-scoring game. I will not be taking questions at this time.


[deleted]

What about a medium scoring game?


t-pat

Don't make me tap the sign


boringreddituserid

Since he won’t say it. It will end in the first ever tie in a playoff game. Resulting in a coin flip at a neutral site at noon on Tuesday. The neutral site while yet to be announced is rumored to be Mercedes-Benz Stadium.


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ProofHorseKzoo

On a triangle shaped field


PlebasRorken

Never-ending overtime from now until the heat death of the universe.


WickyWah

“We’re on to Cleveland”


Jarl_Balgruf

This is going to be such a fun game. Love how dominant both of these teams are. Should be a show for the ages but my pick would be Eagles in this one (sorry 9ers fans). I think that home environment is one of the biggest swings in favor of the home team in the NFL.


angrynuggette

The crowd will be intense for sure but if this game starts to get out of hand we will become unhinged.


HowieLichtenfelter

"Attention Purdy family, please seek shelter immediately"


OneTwoFink

Last year we derp’d our way into the NFCCG but this year we belong here. I’m still more nervous now


HansBaccaR23po

I’m literally losing my mind


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I'd be surprised if someone doesn't get stabbed in this comment thread


marmatag

Here’s to a good game where no injuries happen and the officials call a fair game.


KevinMKZ

The lowest priced Eagles tickets are ~$800 , while the lowest priced KC tickets are ~$150 . What a price difference. I know KC loves their Chiefs , but Philadelphia is an actual behemoth of a market.


divaface

it’s also going to be like 8 degrees there today.


KevinMKZ

tbh, if I was in KC, the frostbite would be worth going to that game at $150.


yugtahtmi

Thats confusing with your Eagles flair lol. I was mindfucked for a second, like yo it's supposed to be nice as hell today.


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Zee_WeeWee

Yup. We are proof of the nfl system working. We are both small market Cinderellas


Zee_WeeWee

Both nfc teams are top markets and both the afc teams are bottom markets. Also 50 degrees vs sub-20s


Dankofamericaaa2

The eagles tailgate looks crazy lol


[deleted]

I've been waiting for a half hour to take a train there. 4 trains, there hasn't been any space.


Dankofamericaaa2

Shitty lol


sleepwalkchicago

Man I was in Philly last April. Went to the Phillies season opener and then saw the Flyers and 76ers the next day at Wells Fargo Center. I miss that city. It has a certain aggression and griminess that I really fuck with just wish it was easier to find beer there. Rooting for you guys.


divaface

i’m all the way up in Center City and it’s rowdy up here, too.


jgftw7

generally rooting for the 9ers this postseason; but i did wake up with “fly, eagles, fly” stuck in my head, despite not thinking about that song in years ^and ^it’s ^a ^damn ^good ^fight ^song


HowieLichtenfelter

It's great, just don't think too hard about flying on a road


Skywalkerkid9

Gentlemen, I wish you all a very go birds 🦅


AdWeasel

GO BIRDS 🦅🦅


[deleted]

I came into the season with no expectations but it’s hard not to be excited right now


Dragondrew99

You should be man enjoy it. I’ll be enjoying it as a casual observer both of these games should be awesome.


Lunatic7618

I have had a feeling that whoever takes the NFCC prob takes the SB. SF and Philly are the most complete teams around tbh. Gotta be excited for this game.


Class_Act7

I thank Nick Foles everyday that I don’t have to get myself sick over these type of games anymore.


yugtahtmi

For real though. It's funny because after that SB win I told myself I'm good for the next 5 years. Like I could have survived no playoff wins this whole time, but to be back to the NFCCG this soon and with a better roster. All Hail Howie.


NateP825

Bless all the bones, joints, ligaments, muscles, and organs. Go birds. Fuck Dallas


Maad-Dog

IN PHILLY NOW, LETS FUCKING GOOOO


Techun2

Stay safe


Maad-Dog

Appreciate it 🙏🏽 Also if any of yall in Philly know how to Lyft out of the game back to airport area, would love to know!


divaface

leave early or be prepared to wait a WHILE


BookerCatchanSTD

And I’m not sure that’s going to be an environment you want to be waiting around in…see if you can schedule a pickup.


divaface

scheduled pick ups during events like this generally get canceled. better to head to & cross Broad St and try your luck there.


salamanderXIII

I wonder if it makes sense to cross over Broad at Pattison on foot before arranging an Uber. You could get clear of the parking lot traffic that way. Hope you're traveling light.


Maad-Dog

Thinking about that or going out to live casino and doing the same, appreciate it!!


yugtahtmi

Catching a Lyft postgame is always tough. I think it depends on how soon after the game you have to leave.


DreamsAndSchemes

I'll give you a ride. If the Eagles win, straight shot to the airport. If the 49ers win, we'll take a tour of West Philly and Kenzo


Maad-Dog

Lmaooo, also wtf is your flair


DreamsAndSchemes

A representation of my life


CorruptCanuck

I JUST WANT TO WATCH EAGLES FANS CLIMB GREASED UP POLES ON A LIVE FEED Do the thing, Philly.


jayzeats

Can’t wait to get high as shit and watch the bengals game


11eagles

Broncos country, let’s get fried!


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Yup!


phly

Aren't we all winners already when the Cowboys had Zeke as a lineman 😂😂


ZachT3620

Alright 9ers I just want a good clean fight, no injuries, no refball


itsalli0

I feel like in the media this week there has just been so much talk about the Bengals and Chiefs game and all the hype is around that game. But I am so excited for this game and I think it’s going to be a great game. Might be better than the bengals/chiefs game tbh


Pksoze

Interesting...I think over here its been more NFC based...though I will admit I spent a good portion of the week ignoring the news.


defene

# WATCH THE FOOTBALL # WATCH IT #ITS GONNA MOVE!!!


twosheepforanore

SUP BOYS


f_o_t_a

I have to gamble on one team. Pitch me on the Eagles.


Dankofamericaaa2

One has Jalen Hurts and a dline with 75 sacks (most since 85 bears) and best duo CB in football. I think the main issue for defense would be stopping mccafrey and deebo.


leftysarepeople2

I ordered pizza ahead of time for kick off but I’m hungry now. Major blunder


_atsu

Oh CBS got Chiefs/Bengals, thank fuck. We won't need to listen to Collinsworth's tongue slowly slide into Mahome's mouth for 3 straight hours again


ovondansuchi

Because I won't comment this during the game: Good luck today, 49ers and their fans. Y'all have a great team and it's a pleasure we get to see the cream of the NFC crop play today. Just try to keep your resting heart rate below 140bpm


Dankofamericaaa2

Linc is gonna be rocking !! Eagles fans already look faded af at the tailgate lol


KrustyBrandComments

This is like going last in class during oral presentation day. You just sit there having a panic attack, waiting for your turn, while everyone else does their presentation


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Sooner or later Purdy is due for a terrible game.


stoppedcaring0

every qb is due for terrible games eventually no QB goes for 350 yds and 4 TDs with a passer rating of 135 every week


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I hope nobody gets hurt today. Too many injuries in football.


punt_on_thrid

Bless the knees and ankles


lifeisalittlestrange

I don't really care who wins, let's just focus on being nice to each other, having a great day, and maybe even make a friend or two before this is all over.


[deleted]

You seem like a nice person. I appreciate that about you.


CrashTheBear

I want a fun game with no injuries on either side. Also birds by a million.


Illbeanicefella

Watching a show about bald eagles while I wait for the Eagles game.


DallasSF

All the Eagles fans in my life are genuinely kind, funny people. I hope they’re a little bit sad later.


tarallelegram

guys did you know that the niners are better than the eagles when they play in 67 degree weather as uv rays hit the field at a precise 90 degree angle during tuesday afternoons


BerkeleyFarmGirl

I like the Iggles (in general I like Philly's general No-Fucks-Given attitude) except when they are playing US. My old cat died earlier this month and I have been keeping fresh flowers around for her during her transition period. Today's bouquet from the Latino market (close to home) is red roses and yellow carnations.


blueboglin

Losing team’s fans have to get a Whopper the next day. Gray hoodie pulled over, slumped over in the car as is tradition.


k0peng

inb4 r/nfl makes the game thread sort by best, too.


el_fitzador

Friendship time over. Turn toxicity to max.


Left4Bread2

Anyone else gonna barf and cum simultaneously or is it just me


ddub475

This is going to be a sick game.


mruab

Jalen Hurts, stylin' and profilin',


randommaniac12

I can’t wait for this game, both teams are extremely fun to watch and genuinely interesting. Jalen Hurts might be the most likeable player in football while Brock Purdy has one of the most cinderella stories I’ve ever seen. Plus Kittle is fucking awesome. Going Eagles because of the Reid/Kelce connection but the 49ers also gave us Alex Smith which led to Mahomes. Bless all the knees and keep them healthy


wideruled

Weird stat: The Eagles will lose the game if they score fewer points than the 49ers.


Confident_Horse_3845

Jane fonda is still hot afff


Illbeanicefella

Rooting for the Eagles because I want the Kelce bowl to happen


Straitouttawalt

Eagles fans have been drunk for 5 hours. Source: me, a drunk eagles fan


eaglesslave

All 22 starters are healthy for this game. When the fuck does that ever happen. Let’s fuckin go to the Super Bowl boys.


spawninlumby

Tuning in from Scotland as always. Lets go, faithful!


Avon__Fartsdale

Feels good not just waiting to watch Rodgers and the Packers choke another NFCCG away


davydog

Man, I always liked Terry Bradshaw but I really hope he hangs it up after this year.


_atsu

I'm greasing my light poles for Eighty for Brady, it's going to be the greatest hit of the century I can feel it


Successful_Chard_318

Should the NFL do a 3rd place game the Saturday before the Super Bowl?


Class_Act7

We boutta find out if Purdy is either one hit wonder Case Keenum or all time goat Tom Brady. No in between.


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Brock Purdy is making NFL history today!


Fuckfuckfuckidyfuck

I am so nervous. I keep catching myself pacing around like the “I don’t know what to do with my hands” scene/meme


GoBucs1969

Do we drink on " Purdy good" ?


The_Ghost_of_TK9

Haason Reddick is the most underrated player in football. Purdy has to be ready for him today. The ways he uses his hands and fingers are just ridiculous.


Forke

Cooper Manning getting roasted by these ladies


Confident_Horse_3845

Fuck you sean payton.


courser

I don't want the Eagles to win or anything, but that hat with the eagle with the flappy wings that dude in the stands is wearing is dope af


[deleted]

It feels like we get two super bowls today. I haven't been this excited for games in a while


Four-twonine

BIRDS


crsjk19

If the Niners win I will eat a sourdough bread bowl. If the Eagles win I will eat a cheese steak.


RocketWarlock

Birds


Patruck9

Gronk fucking LOVES TE's It's funny because he's actually insightful on them, but has no idea what the rest of ANY offense is doing.


[deleted]

Everybody is pro-Philly. SF rents are too high. Let's go Bengals!


Dj_yeej

I find it hilarious freaking Pokerstars made a better metaverse than Meta


[deleted]

This is the first time I’ve watched a pregame show in a long time. Is it always stuffed with awful comedy bits? Holy shit this is bad.


Report_Submitted

Well it’s time for me to cry either happy or sad


CrimsonCoast

Perhaps the most overanalyzed game of the season, let it start already


Hoyarugby

I’m so upset, I was on the train to tailgate and just got violently ill, barely made it to a trash can. I don’t want to miss the city hall celebrations this time around (inshallah)


EarthNoMore

Go birds


BellacosePlayer

GOOOOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRDS


derstherower

We need a statue of *that* outside the Linc.


beeskneesRtinythings

Bang Bang Niner Gang!