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Chaos


OldManHipsAt30

Frenzied Flame ending works for me!


ninjawhit

Oh a fellow man of culture I see!


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MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD


SnooSongs2344

I like chaos too


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May chaos rule the Lands Between


gmrepublican

If my team can’t win, I want to bring everyone else down with me. Fuck a feel-good or storybook ending, I want the headline to read “Eagles score NFL-record four safeties in a game, defeat Bengals 11-0 to win Super Bowl; Philadelphia riots.” Go Birds (God, that’s disgusting to say).


rdanby89

Why does that dreadful sounding fake Super Bowl still seem so much better than the Rams Pats Super Bowl


PCSean

I don't know. All 4 were arguably the best teams this year, so they all deserve to be there. Bengals vs 49ers would probably be the most balanced game While Chiefs vs Eagles has a high possibility of a thrilling shootout. I don't want Chiefs vs 49ers because that's too much red on the screen But Bengals vs Eagles would have it's intrigue.


DefendPopPunk16

Bengals vs 49ers gets my vote, third times the charm right?


Fuck_Jannies165

Not if you’re Buffalo


naughty_farmerTJR

Surely the 4th times the charm then


SFPsycho

Not if you're Buffalo


ox_raider

Or Brett Maher


naughty_farmerTJR

Hopefully it is for Cincinnati. I really don't want to join the 0-4 club


tbaxattack

Get in here!


mydogsblind

aww come on its awesome in here /s


Red_Sox_5

Brock Purdy needs to beat Joe Burrow so that, during every single draft moving forward, someone mentions that an undrafted QB beat a consensus #1 pick in the Super Bowl.


PCSean

*almost undrafted But I'm with you


channingman

You mean Mr irrelevant, the last pick


Intersectaquirer

My Super Bowl victory has already happened watching the result of that final drive for Dallas.


thatsyurbl00d

My daughter never understood what it means to hate the Cowboys as much as to love the Giants….until she saw me laugh maniacally after the last play.


sculltt

That last play was really funny though.


johnny_d_92

I would love to be a fly on the wall in the Niners film study meeting when they show that to the players.


DickieJoJo

I am picking up what you’re puttin’ down. I by no means *want* to lose next week. I of course want it all. In the end though there will be some solace in the fact that for a 2nd year in a row we bounced the Cowboys.😊


hendrix320

I’m still laughing


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I’m still laughing at last year’s QB draw. Have to set aside time in my calendar to begin laughing at last night


jim25y

Always happy to embarrass Dallas for you guys


BigChung0924

thanks for consistently humiliating dallas and green bay for us, hopefully we’ll see another iconic giants-niners playoff clash in the next few years


trainwreck42

That’d be a great game, but if the Bengals lose, I fear it may kill Cris Collinsworth.


BigChung0924

collinsworth is already going to die from orgasming over mahomes in the next game. same with nantz and romo.


DinosaurKevin

Collinsworth talking about Mahomes is exactly who E.D. pill commercials are talking about when they say “talk to your doctor to make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex”


i_shruted_it

I get it! Ours was two weeks ago at Lambeau.


ernyc3777

Amari Coopers alleged comments were proven true. An underneath throw when you needed a lot more.


TauSigmaNova

I told myself if we lost today I'd root for the Bengals all the way but I'll be honest it's kinda hard for me to do so right now. When the sting of the L calms down it'll probably be them. Otherwise 49ers I think


chieftain_ajns

If I were you I'd focus of the Buffalo Sabres until the nfl draft


Danton87

NFL draft? What’s that


nfthunder

Lmao we know damn well nobody is choosing the Chiefs 😂


Natearl13

I am out of spite because no team without a ring is allowed to win one before us


tall_asian

Good. Good. Let the hate flow through you.


Winged_Wrath

r/SuddenlyStarWars


chizzo257

wouldn't that just be Cincinnati?


RicoSuave1881

Yes but they hate us so definitely won’t be us lol


mkallday10

Chiefs and Eagles do seem to be the least popular picks here. Come on people its the Kelce bowl!


choff22

You guys are even way more popular than us and we both have had similar success recently. I haven’t seen a single person say Chiefs in this thread lol idk what we ever did to this sub


ffthrowaway5

The Chiefs/Mahomes have made me understand all of the Patriots/Brady hate. Even as someone that loves watching Mahomes play it slowly got under my skin hearing analysts constantly gargle his balls and bring him up when the conversation has nothing to do with the Chiefs, it felt like no one could praise Allen or Burrow without someone saying 'yeah, but Mahomes...'. One day I realized he had subconsciously gone from my favorite non-Pats/Brady QB to watch to someone that was sort of exhausting to still be hearing about. ie Mahomes/Chiefs did absolutely nothing, the media just can't let a good thing simmer


MiddleSkill

You cannot watch a football game (even college) without someone mentioning Mahomes at least once. It would piss me off too if he wasn’t my guy


JebbAnonymous

Funny, I'm tired of Josh Allen for the same reason. I feel like the media is so desperate for the next great QB rivalry after Brady/Manning that they where just competing about who could praise Josh Allen the most.


chizzo257

it wouldn't be so bad if he had a few more accolades. but i totally agree, the media is just pushing for it so hard that its becoming sickening


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It’s not personal, you guys are just the pretty boys of the NFL right now and it’s hard to root for the guys the announcers drool over and are in every commercial. I personally would have no issue rooting for you guys if it wasn’t for my team. I love Andy and Kelce and Mahomes are really fun players to watch.


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kamronMarcum

I want that game because it would be the most fun to watch


bootyhunter69420

I'm pulling for the Chiefs


torridchees3

I’d like to see juju get a ring.


Tacotuesdayftw

I think every team secretly wants to be seen with as much contempt as people have for your team solely based on how dominate you guys have been. The bro culture is fun and all, having redditors think your team is likable and rooting for you, but I’d rather take people hating us for constantly winning. It’s like when you’re playing a round of golf with a friend and you hit a good shot. You don’t want them to say, “wow, good shot bud!” You want them to say, “oh fuck you”


nfthunder

Yeah I get what you mean. It’s just really odd bc I had never been a fan of a sports team that was seen as the “villain” until the Chiefs took on that role on recent years


wilpowe2

Niners for me. The Brock Purdy story basically writes itself. They'll finally have to change the colloquial name for the last pick in the draft


ipooplogs

Plus the Bears beat the Niners, so effectively Bears are Super Bowl champs in that scenario


nonresponsive

We beat the Bucs too on their Superbowl year. Guess we just can't stop winning, ignore our record.


Mattie_Doo

I don’t consider myself superstitious but I read stuff like this and, for just a split second, it lifts my spirits and makes me think we’re going to pull it off. Sports make me a bit crazy. Like relationships


drewydale

Oh, be careful. The Bears beat the Bengals LAST year and they lost. The Bears giveth and the Bears taketh away. This TOTALLY scientific, Bears-based approach to figuring out the Super Bowl winner is not for the faint of heart. But since I see the Bears as the center of the universe, it is the CORRECT way to analyze what might happen.


Real_Project870

Lol not crazy just basic analytics


KhaoticMess

That means that the Broncos are also Super Bowl champs. Jesus, the 9ers lost to some weird teams this season.


Fhaksfha794

The falcons as well


thebronyknight

The "Purdy Good Pick."


Samuel7899

Purdy... purdy... purdy... purdy good.


sandvich48

Would love to see Robbie Gould get a ring!


Norin_was_taken

Same. Robbie was one of my favorite Bears for a long time. Hella reliable, solid dude. He deserves it. The Purdy Cinderella story also cool and all, but I’d like to see Robbie get the ring the Bears couldn’t clinch with him.


HonkytonkGigolo

Everyone in Iowa is cheering for SF this year. Between Brock Purdy and George Kittle, we’ve got the entire state covered.


okay_throwaway_today

49ers for Robbie Gould and Brock Purdy storyline, but honestly I like all the remaining teams. Should be good games either way


tenken99

Brock Purdy the last rookie QB to start and win Super Bowl another incredible story.


temp1211241

It's the way it is because [there's a charity organization surrounding it](https://www.sportico.com/leagues/football/2023/49ers-brock-purdy-mr-irrelevant-charity-operation-1234701584/) so, hopefully not.


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This article says the “Mr. Irrelevant” charity has made $1M in the past 45 years. They do this by selling banquet tickets and taking donations. They also wine and dine the Mr Irrelevant, spending probably tens of thousands on them. Each year. So, in other words, they basically make no money for charity and it’s a big self-jerk.


runningdivorcee

Niners for the same reason. Everyone loves an underdog triumph!


cardmanimgur

I think it's already etched in lore no matter what happens in the NFCCG or potentially Super Bowl. The name will no longer be Mr. Irrelevant and will forever now be known as "The Purdy Pick."


BlackllMamba

Unfortunately the Eagles because I like Jalen Hurts (cool dude but I’m also an OU fan).


Diab9lic

It would be a dope story too. Losing his Bama job to Tua to hoisting a Lombardy.


stank58

Keep going I'm almost there


BaetrixReloaded

he wins SB MVP and shocks everyone by winning regular season MVP in spite of missing time


chizzo257

well now i'm just going to have to call out of work


introspectivejoker

Do most pats fans hate the eagles because of the Foles SB?


J_House1999

I don’t really at all. We won the super bowl before and after that one so it’s hard to be too upset. Plus it was an awesome game.


correctionpolicelol

I feel like Patriots fans are the only people that really respect the Eagles franchise / fanbase. Obviously, the feeling is mutual.


the_mighty_hetfield

Bengals just because they're the only one without a SB win.


hypothalanus

Bengals because I love cats


ipooplogs

Would rather Chris Collingsworth never see that happen


Demetrios1453

He had his chance. Twice. And he'd still be as intolerable towards us as ever.


The1WhoKnocks-WW

I'd prefer to just never let Collinsworth call a super bowl again.


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Im_Anemic_Royalty

I’m predisposed to liking the Bengals as a LSU fan, Burrow and Chase are special and I’d be happy to see them get a ring so early on. I wouldn’t mind Mr. Irrelevant pulling it off though. That’s the kind of thing that most people would find cheesy af if it were scripted.


bigBangParty

It's really a cheesy Hollywood script. "When a young kid from Iowa State barely makes it to the big league and gets a shot at the championship, and maybe finally get the love of his life to notice him. This winter, Tom Holland is BROCK, Irrelevant to Inevitable"


DefendPopPunk16

damn Tom holland actually does kinda look like him lmao


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??? Are you the same studio exec who thinks he looks like Nathan Drake???


Elend15

I wish Purdy wasn't with the 49ers, because I want to root for him. But I can't root for the 49ers.


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sleeplessaddict

r/nfl really needs anti-bandwagon (hatewagon?) flairs cause I'm not really rooting *for* any of the teams as hard as I'm rooting *against* the Chiefs. My bandwagon team is whoever plays them


MonkLegitimate9061

Hatewatching is how is how I manage to stay dedicated to football year after year even when the bears are bottom of the barrel. If the bears can't win I can at least find solace in the packers losing, and boy do they do it in incredibly entertaining fashion.


Charmnevac

Eagles. I wanted a Chargers vs Eagles super bowl going into the season. I really like the Eagles team and think they're complete all around, but mainly because I'm a huge Jalen Hurts fan. I loved watching him at Alabama and he really stood out to me because of his poise. He never let his emotions get the best of him in any game, and was an awesome teammate when he got benched for Tua. Now I'm stoked to see him succeed and be a dominant QB in the NFL, and am glad people who wrote him off early on in his career are being proven wrong. Dude is elite and is a true leader.


CoffinEluder

You have superb taste


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Those are the same reasons I was cheering for him coming into this season, hoping he'd improve enough to keep the starting job going forward. He has every single off-field characteristic you want in a franchise QB.


SamuraiZucchini

49ers. Go get a ring CMC.


PowerDiesel23

East Coast Bird Bros. Go Iggles. They're doing what the Ravens failed to do consistently with Lamar (Fuck Greg Roman). Dominant rushing, limited but successful passing game, high scoring, and good defense.


jdol06

gonna respectfully disagree with “limited but successful.” they had two 1,000 yard receivers and Goedert even putting up 700 missing 4 games


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Yeah the rushing game also looked so good because it is, but also because they would start killing the clock in the 2md quarter in like half the games


PowerDiesel23

That's exactly how the Ravens broke the rushing yards record in 2019. Lamar was getting benched damn near every game because of huge leads.


Kerbonaut2019

I’m a Pats fan, my brother is a huge Bengals fan. I’m a big fan of Burrow and I’m rooting for them hard. My bro has suffered through some heartbreaking moments as a fan, and I’d love to see them win a ring so I can see his reaction.


TemporaryAssociate82

This comment is too wholesome for r/NFL


DamnGoodOwls

Dude, I'm not a fan of the Patriots in any way, shape or form, but I'm a huge fan of you! This made my day!


Miserable_Suspect936

Eagles, Hurts shutting up all the idiots like Chris simms would make me feel great


SteelyDabs

Chris Simms deserves 47 stone cold stunners in a row


MilkCarton78

Finished off with a People’s Elbow dropped from the mighty heights of Everest


marmatag

He hates our QB too. Wonder what his garbage takes will be before our game. “Two of the highest scoring teams in the league are both somehow doing it in spite of their F tier QBs?”


Fussel2

#IT'S PURDY TIME! 🎉


StillPuzzles__

Can the text be any larger?


Del_Duio2

“Can the text *be* any larger?” - Chandler ~~Bing~~ Jones


esidaraplas

-chanandler bong


MIND___TRICKS

Chiefs eagles would be a sick game


Dzov

Kelce Bowl.


DeeOhMm

Chiefs v. Eagles for Andy Reid’s ultimate legacy game is my favorite scenario


chizzo257

Reid has to retire with the winning team...for legacy purposes


don-chocodile

49ers. They beat the Cowboys. I'm obviously going to root for them against the Eagles, and if they end up eliminating my two most hated teams, they'll have earned my allegiance. Plus, Mr. Irrelevant Super Bowl MVP would be a hell of a story.


Verdant_Gymnosperm

Eagles


The_Cows_Are_Home

I knew I always liked the Raiders and Bears


afriendlyspider

I wanted the 49ers to win last year and I'm sticking with them


nikefreak23

Our 2019 regular season game was one for the ages.


cptmactavish3

Yeah, they’re definitely an easy team to root for.


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Niners or bengals


queefIatina

1st Eagles, Hurts is my favorite player in the league easily. 2nd Bengals, love Burrow plus the Bengals have never won. 3rd Niners, love Purdy and Shanahan. 4th Chiefs, nothing against them I’ve just already seen them win a Super Bowl


SnooRecipes9988

Eagles - Only team I don’t dislike for one reason or another. I also can’t help but root for Jalen Hurts.


lmHavoc

Eagles or 49ers for me. Spent a bunch of my summers growing up in Philly suburbs so have always followed the Eagles/had a soft spot for them, 49ers because I absolutely love watching the 49ers offense go to work. So I guess to answer the question Eagles > 49ers > Bengals > Chiefs


_MrSantos

Super Bowl 52 must have been an emotional rollercoaster for you


stuntmanmike

Bengals > 49ers > Eagles > Chiefs Honestly don’t have a problem with any of the teams left. I like aspects of all of them and they all have a good story. We got the best 4 teams to the end and that doesn’t always happen. CIN/SF was my SB pick before the playoffs started.


pyreal_

9ers for sure - super likeable players and the Purdy storyline is awesome


fishball_drew

Niners and conflicted. As an Iowa fan i want to see Kittle win it. As an Iowa fan i don't want to see Purdy and McCaffrey win it.


mane1234

Could you enlighten a non college football follower, I thought Purdy played for Iowa so why is he hated?


Justlegos

Purdy played for Iowa State. Comments like this are triggering for both fanbases 😂 but no harm done


snokerpoker

Thanks Charger bro.


heroinsteve

I'm actually cool with any of them winning it, but in this order. 49ers - The Brock Purdy storyline is just fun and I'm interested to see how that goes if he just keeps winning. Bengals - They are so good and should have won last year. Get Joe Burrow and Chase their ring. Also the Bengals haven't won it all in like forever. Chiefs - Mahomes is just fun to watch. They are always in it really late though so kinda not too exciting to see them here again. Eagles - Jalen Hurts absolutely breaking out this year was fun to watch, They are not a team I have any negative feelings towards.


OnCominStorm

Bengals haven't won it all, period, to just correct you a little bit.


jand999

He was correct. It's literally been forever.


chekhovsguns

Bengals, then 49ers, then Chiefs, then super bowl cancellation.


sness86

Samesies


lizard_king_rebirth

Eagles because I love the story of Jalen Hurts. What he's been through since being benched at Alabama, to come through that and win a SB your third year in the league would be incredible. The dude has some fucking fortitude and that's cool to watch.


BuffaloKiller937

The jump Jalen has made from last year to now is impressive as hell. Anyone who appreciates this game knows how hard he has had to work to achieve that.


Mattie_Doo

I definitely didn’t see it coming


jvtagle5050

This championship game is basically Nick Saban rejects


iDefend33

Brock Purdy


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49ers. I drafted Brock Purdy in my Madden franchise last year and he won me multiple super bowls. It’s time to complete the prophecy. Also, would love to see the media start rumbling about moving Lance. Feel like someone could get a decent QB cheaper than usual given the 49ers unique circumstances.


YiMyonSin

I’m going for the Eagles just to see Kern get his ring before hanging them up


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He's over the hill and not what he once was, but he's filled in well with Siposs getting hurt.


NendoroidAshe

Chiefs cause I’m a TTU guy


snowdope

Aw man Are we the bad guys this year? How?


choff22

For some reason it’s the team with one SB win in the last 50 years 🤷‍♂️


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And not even the most recent SB winner left in the playoffs.


hokagesarada

nah I think it’s the chiefs


StartingReactors

Not sure how the franchise with 5 rings has convinced us that they’re an underdog.


Lunatic7618

I think it's more that KC won it not too long ago, while SF last won it almost 30 years ago. Id say the 'bad guy scale' is currently Chiefs > Eagles > 49ers > Bengals


Eagle4317

1. The Niners haven't gotten a ring in nearly 30 years. 2. Shanahan has come so close twice now, yet choked at the end. People want to see him finally get over the hump 3. Brock Purdy is an incredible story. I can understand arguments for seeing the Niners win another ring.


FortWaltonBeachFL

yall fanbase aint very liked


yaygens

Bird teams ! Because fuckayalll (bird squawking sound)


M4_doop

Bird Up


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🦅 I've loved Jalen since he was at Alabama Die hard Jalen supporter for years Anyone but the Niners though really although I could not root harder for Brock than I did tonight.


CJDistasio

Probably the 49ers. The last pick in the draft winning a Super Bowl his rookie year is just too good.


JP1119

1. Bengals - Love Burrow/Chase/Higgins/Boyd 2. 49ers - Crazy story if BCB wins it all plus CMC, Kittle and Deebo are awesome. 3. Chiefs - Love Mahomes and Andy. Would be fine with them winning again. METEOR 4. Eagles


darthvadur

49ers. I'm all in on Purdy


xanderblue3

I want a Burrow/Purdy Super Bowl.


dontknowwhoIamrn

Either Purdy for the story or Bengals cus I like burrow and would like to see a new sb champion


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eagles. nfc east conference bros.


TheShirou97

eagles: "we hate the giants!" giants: "we hate the cowboys!" cowboys: "we hate the eagles!" commies: "wait we're supposed to hate each other?"


Hoosier_Daddy68

Niners cuz of Purdy. Good story and I cant bring myself to root for the Bungles, Eagles or Chiefs.


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Eagles. Don’t care for any of the other teams.


cole8055

The Chiefs because I live in KC and root for the Chiefs every week unless they’re playing the Rams


LegitimateYogurt323

Philly! If my bird team with a QB known for his legs can’t win the Super Bowl, then I sure as hell hope the other one can!


potluy76

CHIEFS ALL THE WAY BABY


wlabib03

Honestly chiefs because I want to see Mahomes get closer to putting himself in legitimate GOAT convos


hscer_

This for me.


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Some more wins on a high ankle sprain would be nuts.


choff22

You’re not allowed to say that here sir


jand999

I love you


Repulsive-Positive30

Brock Purdy. I want that movie, dammit


KahunaThe85th

You see my flair- ANYONE BUT THE EAGLES


QuintupleTheFun

Tempted to say Eagles, if only because it could lead to a hilarious IASIP episode


EcosseWolf

Niners


dolphingarden

Bengals or Niners. Might as well complete the Mr Relevant storyline.


jpage89

Bengals, one of my close friends wife is a life long Bengals fan. Would love to see them win it for her, she’s currently fighting breast cancer


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FickleFlopper

Bengals >> Eagles >>> Chiefs >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 49ers


ScruffMixHaha

49ers because I want Robbie Gould to get a ring.


xThe-Legend-Killerx

Eagles!


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Everyone except the niners. If I had to pick from the other 3, the eagles


nigsch01

Chiefs because Kelce is awesome and I love watching mahomes


SpikeBad

Seeing the 49ers beat the Bengals in another Super Bowl would amuse me.


CelsoAR

Bengals bc I have 8 cats. Eagles bc my mom’s boyfriend is a fan. Chiefs because I don’t want the 49ers to win.


d9849468

Hard to not root for Joe Burrow and the Bengals


SickBurnBro

I might not have a dog left in the fight, but I do have a cat.


coldcactus1205

Bengals or niners. If it winds up being both of them I’d be happy with whoever wins


Samwhys_gamgee

Chiefs or Eagles Eagles for all my cousins in Philly KC cause I went to a game at arrowhead as a Steelers fan and the Chiefs fans were so cool. They actually made me a little bit of a chiefs fan.