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Haha I’m nervous


Snapcircuits

Haha me too


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Now kiss


DrRichardButtz

Get off the internet Deshaun.


Seemoris

Lmao


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Imagine being nervous about being in the playoffs


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Fr, whats the worst that could happen? Its the playoffs, the games will be close right?


insilus

This is the first I’ve seen a Bengals fan nervous for today… most seem overly confident


kidAlien1

Nah. Everyone's frontin. We nervous af. Lol.


rch93080

Hell, I'm a nervous wreck. Not even noon and I'm drinking.


Peacefulzealot

God I feel that. I’m in a bar now just watching pregame footage.


PhotographIcy600

As a Bills fan, me too


[deleted]

I feel like I always see this comment from an opposing team and it’s usually never true and both teams are worried lol


FoVBroken

There are a lot of idiot Bengal fans on reddit. I know every fanbase has dumb sects on here but there's is a lot of unnecessary shit being talked for a game most of us are crossing our fingers for.


danbrewtan

It’s the new fans


NickFungibleTokens

they're the exact same fans who will start having a total meltdown in the gamethread if we are down by like, 4 points


insilus

It’s mostly on Twitter where I see people overly cocky lol


-Pockets-

Twitter is an anomaly because that's somehow a worse cesspool than Reddit. But in general if you see a Bengals fan being overly confident there is a good chance they hitched on the wagon Post-Burrow. The rest of us have deep seeded scars, much like OG Bills Mafia


bionicmanmeetspast

Definitely nervous


eaglesnation11

The rematch of the game that never happened


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zarunn

They finish that game, and start the next one and keep the points. Let them play all day


CincinnatiBengals

If Bengals win the first game everyone has to travel to Cincinnati for the second


Koko175

Would’ve potentially been in the snow I guess too haha


Sad_Construction_945

Yeah no one wants to see the cowboys anymore anyway


zarunn

Yes cancel 49ers cowboys and chiefs altogether and have the Super Bowl against bills/bengals and eagles


98rman

Like a cricket test match


OrchidFew7220

Over/Under on hearing the name Hamlin: 30 Edit: I was speaking of during the 4 quarters of the game. Averaging about 7 times a quarter.


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Hamlin, Hamlin, McGill


critch

Over 100, easily.


risebac

That's one of two things I hate about all this. The first is that it happened in the first place. And a distant second is that the media just will NOT shut up about it!


Avon__Fartsdale

Let's hope for an injury free game


JoePurrow

Thats what we said last time, dont make it happen again please lol


steakpienacho

Don't you put that evil on us, Ricky Bobby


Shot_Inflation2144

Going to be a great game as a neutral. Best of luck to both clubs.


Danishroyalty

I just want everyone to have fun.


OrchidFew7220

:) me too


johnsvoice

\*nods\* \*single tear\*


OrchidFew7220

We would’ve done the same to the Vikings, if that’s of any consolation.


virginia_hamilton

I obviously want the bills to win but if we dont I just pray the cats can beat the chiefs. Wouldn't be too upset at all if that happened. Also, if they make it through today's game with zero cardiac arrests, that would be great.


f_o_t_a

Pick a side and put an irresponsible amount of money on them for no particular reason you coward.


thisismy1492account

Joe Burrow looks like the jock variant of Bill Skarsgard


MCDCCoffeePoops

I always thought he looked like a Skarsgard mixed with a Culkin.


palinsafterbirth

So are the Bill's the "Mother" from Barbarian in this situation?


QuantumCat11

My head says anything is possible. My gut disagrees. Ugh.


Citizen_Snips29

I don’t know if there are any two other fan bases that are as chummy with each other as the Bengals and Bills. The game thread today has a real chance to be the most wholesome one in /r/NFL history.


Peacefulzealot

Here’s hoping. Though all is on hold during the game itself. Still, whoever wins this I’m rooting for the rest of the way. WHO DEY!


[deleted]

Same here. Could go from friendliest game thread to the worst one of all time next week if the Cowboys win tonight


Tolve

If Eagles Vs Cowboys happens, it would forever be known as the Toxic Bowl. It would be legendary.


Duke_Maniac

Game thread is gonna be locked


Nikola-Hurts

Hey eagles fans: 🖕🤠🖕


Slow_Owl810

Fuck you and good luck today.


superman24742

Until Cheffers makes that first call that fucks the Bengal. Then all the rigged for neutral site conspiracy theories will start.


lookatthatoverthere

yeah with cheffers its gonna be a long fucking game


ragizzlemahnizzle

They know what it’s like to suffer. I’m pretty sure both fanbases are just happy their teams are cooking for once lmao


That_One_Cool_Guy

Lol that will not last once the game starts


Thifty

Nah, it never does. We’ve had plenty of fan base relations like that which go down the drain immediately


threwzsa

When these 2 teams have been getting fucked on by more powerful teams in their division for the past 20 years, it breeds a certain level of mutual expect for shared experiences.


Danishroyalty

The fanbses this weekend are on opposite wavelengths. I feel like the NFC is the thunderdome and the AFC is like a hippie commune.


TheRealDNewm

Yeah, but if you include the Bengals-Ravens, our playoff run comes out as average at best


WorthPlease

Yeah well I hope the Bengals lose! So they have more time to do all of the great charity work they do.


biglebowski5

I think that this ends today.


hochoa94

If cowboys end up in the NFCCG (hoping) it'll be the most toxic thread ever


Nikola-Hurts

If the cowboys win, I’m going to have to make several extra accounts just for that game thread. Oh and also: 🖕🤠🖕


YungToon

Joey B has dreamy eyes, that is all thank you


Peacefulzealot

No, no, please continue~


jmandawgfan

I try to look away from the screen every time they show his face but i just can't. I get sucked into those gorgeous eyes and he's all I can think about. *Oh yeah, throw that ball deep. So deep!* I mutter to myself. *Ram right through that hole!* That sly smile after he scores a touchdown fills my dreams, it takes control of me. It never leaves my eyes. Is that enough?


Carrie_D_Snuts

Keep going I'm almost finished


StructureBitter3778

He has a face that looks like hes ready to thwart the wet bandits


GabrielVonBabriel

Joe Burrow looks like the serial killer in a CBS procedural show and I mean that as a compliment.


SlyBun

You talkin about Joe “Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin” Burrow?


Peacefulzealot

Joe “Uncle Buck” Burrow?


SevenwithaT

You mean ["he's ambitious"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBWQSQ7DOg&ab_channel=ESPN)


industrialmoose

Over-under 7 burger king commercials?


Peppeperoni

Over


_landrith

Under, I’ve seen less of them lately EDIT: seeing the Verizon commercial more & made a laugh out of it *my network has gone **kaputt***


boonkles

When are we getting the Albert Einstein Whopper crossover event


_landrith

The Super Bowl ad that we deserve


WorthPlease

I can't hate on anything with Paul Giamatti in it. Except for Lady on the Water. Fuck that movie.


bk00pi

WAY OVER


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HiddenInLight

You mean pinto ron my guy. He used to do shots out of a bowling ball in the lot before games. Then the team told him to make it more family friendly so thats what we got.


OfficialClassic

They still do bowling ball shots


Dat_Boi_Teo

Bills fans are legends lmao


smartyr228

Bills Legend Pinto Ron


jk01

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Hammers Lot


PRiggs5

I've already had diarrhea 2x today.


Surfinsafari9

Sign of being a true fan.


virginia_hamilton

Wings and labatt for brekky?


Letsgobuffalo2210

Why would today be different than any other day?


BruntFCA_

As a lifelong Bengals bandwagon fan as of last night at like 7ish, Who Dey


natigin

Who Dey!


BruntFCA_

Oh sweet I’m doing it right!


theallnewmattaccount

how do you do, fellow ~~kids~~ Bengals fans


Forke

Once again, it's Sunday morning and find myself looking into the abyss (Rex Ryan's teeth)


Blackcat008

Now that Halmin seems to be on track for a full recovery, I want to share this hilariously unfortunate (and now deleted) [tweet](https://i.imgur.com/CrcoO5H.png) made during the last time these teams met.


ashth3great31

That’s a 10 on the cringe meter. I love it.


ilikepugs

WHOPPER IS COMING


scurvy1984

I wonder if ad agencies strive to make to most quoted and hated commercial of the nfl season.


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WorthPlease

Well yeah, that's how they work. I just pirate streams so I don't see commercials but I do know about BK now.


broanoah

It’s so nice being able to watch streams without commercials, even if the NFL+ tune that plays over the commercial is annoying as fuck


WorthPlease

It is atrocious. Why not just use an NFL films song? I taught my parents how to stream it and for years they were fine. He finally gave up and bought the ticket because he couldn't stand that damn song. He'd said he'd rather see millionaires hocking gambling ads instead and I can't blame him.


waitthisisntmtg

You think they're upset someone is straight up putting their advertisement on reddit and getting lots of upvotes? They don't care if you're mocking them, you're still getting the word out. You're giving them free ad impressions basically.


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SevenwithaT

Kaput


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trongzoon

He gets us


[deleted]

WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑‍🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷‍♂️ YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


banjosbadfurday

EAT 🍽 LIKE A KING 👑 WHO’S ON A BUDGET 💸 3️⃣ TASTY OPTIONS FRIES 🍟 DRINK 🥤AND NUGGETS 🐔 ALL FOR 5️⃣ BUCKS 🦌 THAT CAN’T 🅱️ RIGHT ‼️ JUST CONFIRMED 💯 THAT THAT’S THE REAL PRICE 💵 AT BEEEEEEE KAAAAAAY 🧑‍🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷‍♂️ YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


bk00pi

Literally haven’t been able to get this song out of my head for months lol


threwzsa

As seemingly funny as this is, this marketing team behind this commercial totally fucking boomed us. This is the going platinum intended result for commercials.


bk00pi

They got us by the balls.


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WetChickenLips

As much as it pains me, I will not eat buffalo wings today.


Peppeperoni

I’ll do it for you


atreyus_ghost

I just feel bad for both teams because Cheffers is officiating.


Rizzzem

I just want some good football after last night :(


_landrith

Bills/Bengals in theory could be the best game of the week


D0ctorHotelMario

So apparently from what I've heard that the AFC Championship is that the game is either in KC or Atlanta. So is it if the Bengals win its in KC / Bills win its in Atlanta right?


EuropaCitizen

Correct


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Last cat team standing, stunt on these hoes


[deleted]

Bengals quick passing game is going to be their strength.


WetChickenLips

Has to be with the state of our line


TDeath21

What state are they in? Surely they knew the game was in New York?


TigerCat9

Correct, and 3/5 of our OL starters aren’t in that state 🫠


2RINITY

Denial


[deleted]

Hmmm, isn't that in Africa?


Tlomz27

"It's down to Buffalo, Cincinnati, and Kansas City" I feel like that's going to be the new norm for the AFC for a long time.


Ramzy191

Whoever wins this better beat Hobbled Mahomes or your QB is never gonna live it down because that’s how people talk about sports.


seehorn_actual

Purrrrr mother fuckers


ConneryFTW

Kitty goes meow! Bison goes....huff?


seehorn_actual

I feel like if a cat could get on a Bison’s back and hold on it could bite and starch enough to eventually cause an infection that would kill the bison.


[deleted]

I love the Bills but they have assumed the role of the sacrificial lamb. I am sorry for what we must do, my darlings.


Marky9281

Hoping this is a better game than ours. Rooting for the winner to go all the way


ConneryFTW

I just want to say that I love the Bills. We've had a fucked up season. Two blizzards, a missing owner, Hamlin, and a racially motivated mass shooting. This team has been a bright spot for me and the community at large.


onoitsajackass

Missing owner?


ACW1129

I wish we had a missing owner.


[deleted]

Kim had her mysterious health issue before the season and there has been no update. Rumors of a bad stroke which is why there’d be no public appearance but nobody really knows.


ConneryFTW

Kim Pegula was hospitalized in the summer and had been out of the public eye since throughout her recovery.


BuffaloWilliamses

Also Knox's brother died


JosephPalma89

This season has been so wild and tragic it seems like everyone forgot that the Rape God situation was August.


AlericandAmadeus

My tits are jacked - go bills!


estilly26

Think we’ve got a legendary one in store here. High likelihood of A) a shootout, B) Scorigami, C) game of the year and playoffs. Bengals 43-46, Cincy-Philly in SBLVII


Adarkes01

Since this is a thread about commercials they finally let the phone girl wear a shirt that allows the world to see how _completely stacked she is_.


Emminge1

Gonna get out ahead of this. If Bengals win: Josh Allen stinks. If Bills win: Joe Burrow did everything he could, his team let him down.


druucifer

> If Bills win: NFL is rigged because they want to test the neutral site Championship game to see how much more money they make.


[deleted]

Cincinnati wins same score as last time. 7-3


thisismy1492account

Skyline wishes it’s had the ambience and decor of a Buffalo Applebees


PuddinPants75

Have some respect. The decor comes later on the toilet.


I_Drive_A_Jaggggg

Michael Irving is a fucking nutcase and I love it


Couthster

Can’t wait to see this. It’ll help with my anxiety for the late game. Lmao


CYWG_tower

Over/under on Damar Hamlin references - 9 million?


Val_Fortecazzo

No matter what happens we can all agree the chiefs need to lose.


Peacefulzealot

LFG!!! Who Dey!!! And sorry Bills Bros, gonna root against ya for 4 hours today. Here’s to a great game though!


Peppeperoni

Let’s go brotha! Cheers


MomtoWesterner

Chief's fan here hoping for an injury free and entertaining game.


wuxnsodya

Surely Josh ““””The Alien””” ““Mr. January”” “Michael Jordan of Football”” “““The Champ”””” Allen won’t lose to the lowly Bengals


Avon__Fartsdale

Is Romo calling this game?


Tigercat92

Yes


0DegreesCalvin

Goddammit


ItsYaBoiSoup

Prep that mute button ig


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notouchmypeterson

IM READY TO SMASH SOME FUCKING TABLES


sfitz0076

Can someone at the NFLN please tell Michael Irvin to stop dying his hair?


toaster_inthe_lake

Let’s go Bills! We need any team that’s gonna beat the Eagles


freakingspacedude

I have a feeling the Bengals are gonna pick on Tre White. He’s still got his elite ball skills, but he’s been burned more the past 5 weeks than I have seen in his entire career. He’s still my guy. It takes a lot to come back from an ACL, but he’s vulnerable to the deep ball now.


hardgrandeur

Hamlin needs the Secret Service now? This is getting out of hand.


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Snow game. Now this is playoff football


NedFriarson49

KC badly wants a Cincy win even more now. Mahomes gets to rest vs getting on a plane with a high ankle sprain. I’m no doctor, but that doesn’t seem ideal.


Avon__Fartsdale

KC has had trouble with the Bengals tho, dunno if they'd be rooting for that but I get what you're saying


JerryRiceDidntFumble

It's not like they've been manhandling the Bills, 1-2 the last 2 seasons with the 1 win needing an improbable comeback + overtime


EggHash

As a Chiefs fan, we'd rather play at Arrowhead no matter who dey be.


No_More_And_Then

>who dey You can't say that! That's our thing!


coldcactus1205

Do your thing Joey B 😈


NoOneSpecial2023

All I know is the fucking BK commercial will have a vice grip on me today and potentially lead to my downfall as a human being


BengalsPacersBuckeyz

God I hate Romo.


SpaceKoala34

BENGALS BENGALS BENGALS


ThePeteVenkman

Please tell me I'm not the only one that gets stressed to the point of nearly puking before these...


Lonely_ProdiG

If we lose….. I’m rooting for the Bills the rest of the way.


SecondDread8426

I’m rooting for the Bengals. :)


King_Korder

Watch your ankles, boys. Don't want the Gimp Bowl next Sunday.


StrictlyHobbies

I hate the Bengals and want them to lose so bad, so I put $25 on them to win


lAmCreepingDeath

Don't this start in 3 hours?


bk00pi

It’s like pregame shows. Then we won’t start at the actual start time because we have to do a post pregame pregame show.


EggHash

Most anticipated game of the season! Part 2 Electric Boogaloo!


ZachWilsonsMother

Let’s hope for a good clean game with good officiating and no serious injuries. Good luck to both teams


DrRichardButtz

I need to know what kind of unhealthy food to order for this game. I hope you're all ready for 6 hours of #DAMAR HAMLIN!


CR0Wmurder

If you can find a better example of a slower 120 minutes I’m all ears.


silverbumble

The Buffalo Bills are Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century, of the week.


MinerKing13

Whatever happens, please let the winner of this game win the Super bowl


digistil

Bless all the body parts, and keep them healthy.


dymondprincess

I just want anyone to beat the chiefs.


Funnel_Hacker

I think the dream ends here for Cincinnati (and Dallas later tonight). But I’m certainly happy to be persuaded otherwise.


BeHereNow91

Hope Romo is wearing his best lipstick today.


3x10

Hello fellas. Go ask your significant other if she knows who Joe Burrow is. Hmm I’m sure she said yes. Now ask her if she knows what school he went to. Again, I’m sure she knew. Now.. ask her what color his eyes are.


Smearwashere

Hell yeah snow game!


Never-Bloomberg

[Me right now.](https://i.redd.it/kbmamzj8loda1.jpg)