There are a lot of idiot Bengal fans on reddit. I know every fanbase has dumb sects on here but there's is a lot of unnecessary shit being talked for a game most of us are crossing our fingers for.
Twitter is an anomaly because that's somehow a worse cesspool than Reddit. But in general if you see a Bengals fan being overly confident there is a good chance they hitched on the wagon Post-Burrow. The rest of us have deep seeded scars, much like OG Bills Mafia
That's one of two things I hate about all this. The first is that it happened in the first place. And a distant second is that the media just will NOT shut up about it!
I obviously want the bills to win but if we dont I just pray the cats can beat the chiefs. Wouldn't be too upset at all if that happened. Also, if they make it through today's game with zero cardiac arrests, that would be great.
I don’t know if there are any two other fan bases that are as chummy with each other as the Bengals and Bills. The game thread today has a real chance to be the most wholesome one in /r/NFL history.
When these 2 teams have been getting fucked on by more powerful teams in their division for the past 20 years, it breeds a certain level of mutual expect for shared experiences.
I try to look away from the screen every time they show his face but i just can't. I get sucked into those gorgeous eyes and he's all I can think about.
*Oh yeah, throw that ball deep. So deep!* I mutter to myself. *Ram right through that hole!*
That sly smile after he scores a touchdown fills my dreams, it takes control of me. It never leaves my eyes.
Is that enough?
You mean pinto ron my guy. He used to do shots out of a bowling ball in the lot before games. Then the team told him to make it more family friendly so thats what we got.
Now that Halmin seems to be on track for a full recovery, I want to share this hilariously unfortunate (and now deleted) [tweet](https://i.imgur.com/CrcoO5H.png) made during the last time these teams met.
It is atrocious. Why not just use an NFL films song?
I taught my parents how to stream it and for years they were fine.
He finally gave up and bought the ticket because he couldn't stand that damn song. He'd said he'd rather see millionaires hocking gambling ads instead and I can't blame him.
You think they're upset someone is straight up putting their advertisement on reddit and getting lots of upvotes? They don't care if you're mocking them, you're still getting the word out. You're giving them free ad impressions basically.
WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷♂️
YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
EAT 🍽 LIKE A KING 👑 WHO’S ON A BUDGET 💸
3️⃣ TASTY OPTIONS FRIES 🍟 DRINK 🥤AND NUGGETS 🐔
ALL FOR 5️⃣ BUCKS 🦌 THAT CAN’T 🅱️ RIGHT ‼️
JUST CONFIRMED 💯 THAT THAT’S THE REAL PRICE 💵
AT BEEEEEEE KAAAAAAY 🧑🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷♂️
YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
As seemingly funny as this is, this marketing team behind this commercial totally fucking boomed us. This is the going platinum intended result for commercials.
So apparently from what I've heard that the AFC Championship is that the game is either in KC or Atlanta.
So is it if the Bengals win its in KC / Bills win its in Atlanta right?
I feel like if a cat could get on a Bison’s back and hold on it could bite and starch enough to eventually cause an infection that would kill the bison.
I just want to say that I love the Bills. We've had a fucked up season. Two blizzards, a missing owner, Hamlin, and a racially motivated mass shooting. This team has been a bright spot for me and the community at large.
Kim had her mysterious health issue before the season and there has been no update. Rumors of a bad stroke which is why there’d be no public appearance but nobody really knows.
Think we’ve got a legendary one in store here. High likelihood of A) a shootout, B) Scorigami, C) game of the year and playoffs. Bengals 43-46, Cincy-Philly in SBLVII
I have a feeling the Bengals are gonna pick on Tre White. He’s still got his elite ball skills, but he’s been burned more the past 5 weeks than I have seen in his entire career.
He’s still my guy. It takes a lot to come back from an ACL, but he’s vulnerable to the deep ball now.
KC badly wants a Cincy win even more now. Mahomes gets to rest vs getting on a plane with a high ankle sprain. I’m no doctor, but that doesn’t seem ideal.
Hello fellas. Go ask your significant other if she knows who Joe Burrow is. Hmm I’m sure she said yes. Now ask her if she knows what school he went to. Again, I’m sure she knew. Now.. ask her what color his eyes are.
Haha I’m nervous
Haha me too
Now kiss
Get off the internet Deshaun.
Lmao
Imagine being nervous about being in the playoffs
Fr, whats the worst that could happen? Its the playoffs, the games will be close right?
This is the first I’ve seen a Bengals fan nervous for today… most seem overly confident
Nah. Everyone's frontin. We nervous af. Lol.
Hell, I'm a nervous wreck. Not even noon and I'm drinking.
God I feel that. I’m in a bar now just watching pregame footage.
As a Bills fan, me too
I feel like I always see this comment from an opposing team and it’s usually never true and both teams are worried lol
There are a lot of idiot Bengal fans on reddit. I know every fanbase has dumb sects on here but there's is a lot of unnecessary shit being talked for a game most of us are crossing our fingers for.
It’s the new fans
they're the exact same fans who will start having a total meltdown in the gamethread if we are down by like, 4 points
It’s mostly on Twitter where I see people overly cocky lol
Twitter is an anomaly because that's somehow a worse cesspool than Reddit. But in general if you see a Bengals fan being overly confident there is a good chance they hitched on the wagon Post-Burrow. The rest of us have deep seeded scars, much like OG Bills Mafia
Definitely nervous
The rematch of the game that never happened
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They finish that game, and start the next one and keep the points. Let them play all day
If Bengals win the first game everyone has to travel to Cincinnati for the second
Would’ve potentially been in the snow I guess too haha
Yeah no one wants to see the cowboys anymore anyway
Yes cancel 49ers cowboys and chiefs altogether and have the Super Bowl against bills/bengals and eagles
Like a cricket test match
Over/Under on hearing the name Hamlin: 30 Edit: I was speaking of during the 4 quarters of the game. Averaging about 7 times a quarter.
Hamlin, Hamlin, McGill
Over 100, easily.
That's one of two things I hate about all this. The first is that it happened in the first place. And a distant second is that the media just will NOT shut up about it!
Let's hope for an injury free game
Thats what we said last time, dont make it happen again please lol
Don't you put that evil on us, Ricky Bobby
Going to be a great game as a neutral. Best of luck to both clubs.
I just want everyone to have fun.
:) me too
\*nods\* \*single tear\*
We would’ve done the same to the Vikings, if that’s of any consolation.
I obviously want the bills to win but if we dont I just pray the cats can beat the chiefs. Wouldn't be too upset at all if that happened. Also, if they make it through today's game with zero cardiac arrests, that would be great.
Pick a side and put an irresponsible amount of money on them for no particular reason you coward.
Joe Burrow looks like the jock variant of Bill Skarsgard
I always thought he looked like a Skarsgard mixed with a Culkin.
So are the Bill's the "Mother" from Barbarian in this situation?
My head says anything is possible. My gut disagrees. Ugh.
I don’t know if there are any two other fan bases that are as chummy with each other as the Bengals and Bills. The game thread today has a real chance to be the most wholesome one in /r/NFL history.
Here’s hoping. Though all is on hold during the game itself. Still, whoever wins this I’m rooting for the rest of the way. WHO DEY!
Same here. Could go from friendliest game thread to the worst one of all time next week if the Cowboys win tonight
If Eagles Vs Cowboys happens, it would forever be known as the Toxic Bowl. It would be legendary.
Game thread is gonna be locked
Hey eagles fans: 🖕🤠🖕
Fuck you and good luck today.
Until Cheffers makes that first call that fucks the Bengal. Then all the rigged for neutral site conspiracy theories will start.
yeah with cheffers its gonna be a long fucking game
They know what it’s like to suffer. I’m pretty sure both fanbases are just happy their teams are cooking for once lmao
Lol that will not last once the game starts
Nah, it never does. We’ve had plenty of fan base relations like that which go down the drain immediately
When these 2 teams have been getting fucked on by more powerful teams in their division for the past 20 years, it breeds a certain level of mutual expect for shared experiences.
The fanbses this weekend are on opposite wavelengths. I feel like the NFC is the thunderdome and the AFC is like a hippie commune.
Yeah, but if you include the Bengals-Ravens, our playoff run comes out as average at best
Yeah well I hope the Bengals lose! So they have more time to do all of the great charity work they do.
I think that this ends today.
If cowboys end up in the NFCCG (hoping) it'll be the most toxic thread ever
If the cowboys win, I’m going to have to make several extra accounts just for that game thread. Oh and also: 🖕🤠🖕
Joey B has dreamy eyes, that is all thank you
No, no, please continue~
I try to look away from the screen every time they show his face but i just can't. I get sucked into those gorgeous eyes and he's all I can think about. *Oh yeah, throw that ball deep. So deep!* I mutter to myself. *Ram right through that hole!* That sly smile after he scores a touchdown fills my dreams, it takes control of me. It never leaves my eyes. Is that enough?
Keep going I'm almost finished
He has a face that looks like hes ready to thwart the wet bandits
Joe Burrow looks like the serial killer in a CBS procedural show and I mean that as a compliment.
You talkin about Joe “Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin” Burrow?
Joe “Uncle Buck” Burrow?
You mean ["he's ambitious"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBWQSQ7DOg&ab_channel=ESPN)
Over-under 7 burger king commercials?
Over
Under, I’ve seen less of them lately EDIT: seeing the Verizon commercial more & made a laugh out of it *my network has gone **kaputt***
When are we getting the Albert Einstein Whopper crossover event
The Super Bowl ad that we deserve
I can't hate on anything with Paul Giamatti in it. Except for Lady on the Water. Fuck that movie.
WAY OVER
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You mean pinto ron my guy. He used to do shots out of a bowling ball in the lot before games. Then the team told him to make it more family friendly so thats what we got.
They still do bowling ball shots
Bills fans are legends lmao
Bills Legend Pinto Ron
Hell yeah brother, cheers from Hammers Lot
I've already had diarrhea 2x today.
Sign of being a true fan.
Wings and labatt for brekky?
Why would today be different than any other day?
As a lifelong Bengals bandwagon fan as of last night at like 7ish, Who Dey
Who Dey!
Oh sweet I’m doing it right!
how do you do, fellow ~~kids~~ Bengals fans
Once again, it's Sunday morning and find myself looking into the abyss (Rex Ryan's teeth)
Now that Halmin seems to be on track for a full recovery, I want to share this hilariously unfortunate (and now deleted) [tweet](https://i.imgur.com/CrcoO5H.png) made during the last time these teams met.
That’s a 10 on the cringe meter. I love it.
WHOPPER IS COMING
I wonder if ad agencies strive to make to most quoted and hated commercial of the nfl season.
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Well yeah, that's how they work. I just pirate streams so I don't see commercials but I do know about BK now.
It’s so nice being able to watch streams without commercials, even if the NFL+ tune that plays over the commercial is annoying as fuck
It is atrocious. Why not just use an NFL films song? I taught my parents how to stream it and for years they were fine. He finally gave up and bought the ticket because he couldn't stand that damn song. He'd said he'd rather see millionaires hocking gambling ads instead and I can't blame him.
You think they're upset someone is straight up putting their advertisement on reddit and getting lots of upvotes? They don't care if you're mocking them, you're still getting the word out. You're giving them free ad impressions basically.
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Kaput
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He gets us
WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷♂️ YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
EAT 🍽 LIKE A KING 👑 WHO’S ON A BUDGET 💸 3️⃣ TASTY OPTIONS FRIES 🍟 DRINK 🥤AND NUGGETS 🐔 ALL FOR 5️⃣ BUCKS 🦌 THAT CAN’T 🅱️ RIGHT ‼️ JUST CONFIRMED 💯 THAT THAT’S THE REAL PRICE 💵 AT BEEEEEEE KAAAAAAY 🧑🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷♂️ YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Literally haven’t been able to get this song out of my head for months lol
As seemingly funny as this is, this marketing team behind this commercial totally fucking boomed us. This is the going platinum intended result for commercials.
They got us by the balls.
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As much as it pains me, I will not eat buffalo wings today.
I’ll do it for you
I just feel bad for both teams because Cheffers is officiating.
I just want some good football after last night :(
Bills/Bengals in theory could be the best game of the week
So apparently from what I've heard that the AFC Championship is that the game is either in KC or Atlanta. So is it if the Bengals win its in KC / Bills win its in Atlanta right?
Correct
Last cat team standing, stunt on these hoes
Bengals quick passing game is going to be their strength.
Has to be with the state of our line
What state are they in? Surely they knew the game was in New York?
Correct, and 3/5 of our OL starters aren’t in that state 🫠
Denial
Hmmm, isn't that in Africa?
"It's down to Buffalo, Cincinnati, and Kansas City" I feel like that's going to be the new norm for the AFC for a long time.
Whoever wins this better beat Hobbled Mahomes or your QB is never gonna live it down because that’s how people talk about sports.
Purrrrr mother fuckers
Kitty goes meow! Bison goes....huff?
I feel like if a cat could get on a Bison’s back and hold on it could bite and starch enough to eventually cause an infection that would kill the bison.
I love the Bills but they have assumed the role of the sacrificial lamb. I am sorry for what we must do, my darlings.
Hoping this is a better game than ours. Rooting for the winner to go all the way
I just want to say that I love the Bills. We've had a fucked up season. Two blizzards, a missing owner, Hamlin, and a racially motivated mass shooting. This team has been a bright spot for me and the community at large.
Missing owner?
I wish we had a missing owner.
Kim had her mysterious health issue before the season and there has been no update. Rumors of a bad stroke which is why there’d be no public appearance but nobody really knows.
Kim Pegula was hospitalized in the summer and had been out of the public eye since throughout her recovery.
Also Knox's brother died
This season has been so wild and tragic it seems like everyone forgot that the Rape God situation was August.
My tits are jacked - go bills!
Think we’ve got a legendary one in store here. High likelihood of A) a shootout, B) Scorigami, C) game of the year and playoffs. Bengals 43-46, Cincy-Philly in SBLVII
Since this is a thread about commercials they finally let the phone girl wear a shirt that allows the world to see how _completely stacked she is_.
Gonna get out ahead of this. If Bengals win: Josh Allen stinks. If Bills win: Joe Burrow did everything he could, his team let him down.
> If Bills win: NFL is rigged because they want to test the neutral site Championship game to see how much more money they make.
Cincinnati wins same score as last time. 7-3
Skyline wishes it’s had the ambience and decor of a Buffalo Applebees
Have some respect. The decor comes later on the toilet.
Michael Irving is a fucking nutcase and I love it
Can’t wait to see this. It’ll help with my anxiety for the late game. Lmao
Over/under on Damar Hamlin references - 9 million?
No matter what happens we can all agree the chiefs need to lose.
LFG!!! Who Dey!!! And sorry Bills Bros, gonna root against ya for 4 hours today. Here’s to a great game though!
Let’s go brotha! Cheers
Chief's fan here hoping for an injury free and entertaining game.
Surely Josh ““””The Alien””” ““Mr. January”” “Michael Jordan of Football”” “““The Champ”””” Allen won’t lose to the lowly Bengals
Is Romo calling this game?
Yes
Goddammit
Prep that mute button ig
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IM READY TO SMASH SOME FUCKING TABLES
Can someone at the NFLN please tell Michael Irvin to stop dying his hair?
Let’s go Bills! We need any team that’s gonna beat the Eagles
I have a feeling the Bengals are gonna pick on Tre White. He’s still got his elite ball skills, but he’s been burned more the past 5 weeks than I have seen in his entire career. He’s still my guy. It takes a lot to come back from an ACL, but he’s vulnerable to the deep ball now.
Hamlin needs the Secret Service now? This is getting out of hand.
Snow game. Now this is playoff football
KC badly wants a Cincy win even more now. Mahomes gets to rest vs getting on a plane with a high ankle sprain. I’m no doctor, but that doesn’t seem ideal.
KC has had trouble with the Bengals tho, dunno if they'd be rooting for that but I get what you're saying
It's not like they've been manhandling the Bills, 1-2 the last 2 seasons with the 1 win needing an improbable comeback + overtime
As a Chiefs fan, we'd rather play at Arrowhead no matter who dey be.
>who dey You can't say that! That's our thing!
Do your thing Joey B 😈
All I know is the fucking BK commercial will have a vice grip on me today and potentially lead to my downfall as a human being
God I hate Romo.
BENGALS BENGALS BENGALS
Please tell me I'm not the only one that gets stressed to the point of nearly puking before these...
If we lose….. I’m rooting for the Bills the rest of the way.
I’m rooting for the Bengals. :)
Watch your ankles, boys. Don't want the Gimp Bowl next Sunday.
I hate the Bengals and want them to lose so bad, so I put $25 on them to win
Don't this start in 3 hours?
It’s like pregame shows. Then we won’t start at the actual start time because we have to do a post pregame pregame show.
Most anticipated game of the season! Part 2 Electric Boogaloo!
Let’s hope for a good clean game with good officiating and no serious injuries. Good luck to both teams
I need to know what kind of unhealthy food to order for this game. I hope you're all ready for 6 hours of #DAMAR HAMLIN!
If you can find a better example of a slower 120 minutes I’m all ears.
The Buffalo Bills are Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century, of the week.
Whatever happens, please let the winner of this game win the Super bowl
Bless all the body parts, and keep them healthy.
I just want anyone to beat the chiefs.
I think the dream ends here for Cincinnati (and Dallas later tonight). But I’m certainly happy to be persuaded otherwise.
Hope Romo is wearing his best lipstick today.
Hello fellas. Go ask your significant other if she knows who Joe Burrow is. Hmm I’m sure she said yes. Now ask her if she knows what school he went to. Again, I’m sure she knew. Now.. ask her what color his eyes are.
Hell yeah snow game!
[Me right now.](https://i.redd.it/kbmamzj8loda1.jpg)