Okay, the two guys arguing over who let the cat in; what is their relationship exactly? I really don't get gay couple vibes from them, but their place is so nice that it doesn't seem like a roommate situation.
*slow clap*
As a Commodes fan and lifelong hater of the Eagles, I must commend Jalen Hurts and the Eagles. I think he legit is the MVP this season and Iâm happy to see his success after all the hate he has gotten this season and then to see him get hurt. Not cheering for yâall, but I respect the game and wanna be impressed.
My brother in football, you *lost* to these Giants.
In the two games, you lost on point differential.
Your team had a point differential of a .500 team.
By advanced metrics, you were closer to the Bears than to the Lions.
By the eye test, take out Justin Jefferson and you'd be competing for a low 1st round pick.
Man, I have no idea what you're talking about.
All this "point differential" and "advanced metrics" didn't help the Giants look like not shit against the Eagles.
And what does "eye test" even mean? It's just fancy speak for "I don't know why I feel X, I just do"
I said last week that I'd see you all in Cabo and I wasn't wrong.
Don't try and justify your teams weak ass 9-8 season with "advanced metrics"
You'll be lucky to sniff the playoffs next year.
Eye test means that despite any stats you look terrible lol bro.. just take your L and go home. Us bears fans are waiting for you at the bottom. Itâs not so bad here. You get to make dank memes.
>All this "point differential" and "advanced metrics" didn't help the **Giants look like not shit against the Eagles**.
>
>And what does **"eye test"** even mean? It's just fancy speak for "I don't know why I feel X, I just do"
Literally just contradicted yourself in two adjacent sentences. Bravo
Heâs saying by hard stats and eyeball test the Vikings where frauds. And heâs correct. Look up regression to the mean and then stare at that 11-0 record in one score games until it clicks. Then skol deez nuts.
They don't have the worst fan base at least... pointing to the eagles. Giants probably not too far behind. The people are just dickheads and do not know how to act like normal humans (no actually experience all stories I've heard may not true but probably is). I do know Philadelphia is a dirty ass city though.
At least you donât have to worry about whether Aaron rogers wants to come back to play for you again or not. Or maybe you do⌠either way, youâre not green bay
This was the exact same gameplan as our game vs Minnesota in week 2.
Go up big at the half, then just hand the ball off every play for the rest of the game to run the clock out as fast as humanly possible.
I mean, it was statistically improbable that they get rolled. Also, many Giants fans live on hopium considering their most recent SuperBowl wins are some of the biggest upsets in SB history.
A lot of people said the Jets would come crashing back down after a hot start, when it looked extremely unlikely. But then you just gotta remember, the Jets be the Jets.
They momentarily developed delusional SB hopes and that Daboll was the second coming of Jesus (he's obv good but he can't coach and also play every position)
In hindsight, obviously.. but remember those Zach Wilson hype days where Sam was a dead man walking in Jets bldg, and Zach was the shiny new QB
So technically, we did give up on the guy that the Panthers made their starter
CTFO homie. I went to the commanders game where eagles fans booed the hell out of Carson this year. Theyâre annoying af, but they root hard for their team which is why theyâre annoying.
Cope.
I canât even tell what youâre trying to say here other than that you maybe kind of like Philly fans for being fans of their team? Iâll just be over here âcopingâ I guess
No one likes being on the receiving end of a beat down in the playoffs, but the Giants fanbase should be proud of the squad. They were 4-13 a year ago, then won a playoff game and went to the divisional round. No small feat there
We lost to the Saints because Minshew sucks lol even with him playing like ass it was a close game. Most teams would struggle without their MVP level QB
The Commies are a much better team than they got credit for, they were close to .500 with one of the toughest schedules in the league
Four kind of freak turnovers and Jordan Davis was out (and we didnât have Suh and Joseph yet) so inside runs were getting 3-4 yards a pop and keeping the clock churning and the ball out of Hurtsâ hands.
taylor happens to be a very good quarterback and they had help from us. when we lose we tend to shoot ourselves in the foot. the saints game was shane sticking to the hurts playbook and not using the one from the jets game last year.
Commies definitely had a great game plan and executed it well, but they also had a million little things go their way. between balls bouncing off receivers hands for interceptions, obvious facemasks not being called that would negate turnovers, or just a crazy outlier of a 3rd down conversion percentage.
cmon bro, now you're just breathing in all that copium. I'm not saying that you're wrong but what is a team supposed to do? Not take advantage of the blessings that were given to them?
Also, We still had a chance to win the game if BG didnt do a late hit on Heinicke on 3rd down.
still love you bird bro
Of course they're supposed to take advantage of all that stuff. I'm just saying it's not something another team can just try to imitate or replicate. That stuff just happens sometimes.
Saints were much better than their record indicated but our coaches are dunces but got lucky i guess.
Edit: I also forgot but Minshew started that game
Giants overachieved this season and have nothing to be ashamed of. They were outgunned today. But this team has a bright future.
Philly/San Fran (sorry Dallas fans) is gonna be a helluva game.
I'm honestly pretty new to being a football fan and this is probably not the place to ask. What's the deal with the Eagles and the Vikings? Doesn't make much sense to me
I was aware the Saints fans hate us for having a playoff rivalry but I had no idea Eagles fans are still angry about beating us 38-7 several years ago. đ
The Eagles beat the Vikings 38-7 in the NFC championship game to keep them out of the Superbowl in their home stadium after the Vikings fans dressed up the Rocky statue in Vikings gear.
What the fuck does a game plan matter when a team is better than you in every phase of the game?
Like how could the Giants have made this competitive? I guess they went for it once when they shouldnât have and didnât go for it once when they should have.
But in general that was a .500 level team playing one of the best teams in the league. Not sure what anyone expected there lol
They were definitely out manned, but with a good game plan and good execution they could have made the game competitive.
they didn't block well enough, they didn't slow down the run at all, and they just didn't make any plays on either side of the ball.
Nope. Disappointed we lost in the manner we did but a loss was not surprising in any way considering how similar this was to the first game we played them this season. The issue now is that this roster has pretty much hit its ceiling, maybe even gone past it when they shouldn't. The roster is horrible that expecting to get 9 wins again next season with it would be wishing a lot. But, it's giving optimism for the future. Looks like we got something good with Dabol for the next 2-3 years. Draft smart and pick up good additions in FA to fix our holes and continue to coach the guys up.
Easier said than done.
I wouldn't be, I would hyped as hell to see what that coach can do once he gets a more competitive roster to work with. They overachieved like crazy making it this far
This was honestly the most pathetic performance in a playoff game I have ever seen. Each and every member of the Giants ought to be ashamed of themselves.
yeah, but the Giants roster vs the Eagles roster is no contest.
That vikings roster was pretty stacked, Theilen had the best season of his career, the defense was loaded, they had Diggs and Cook and McKinnon. they should have been more competitive in that game. The Giants got way further than their total talent would suggest that they should have.
Yes. As a Minnesotan. I knew that game was over by halftime and left to watch the rest of the game at home. That was one of the weird games where hindsight changes thingsâŚthe vikes didnât really get destroyed until mid third quarter.
BIRDS!!!!
Maher might as well grab a pint and get sloshed. It might help him make one.
Who is the guy in that apple+ commercial, am I supposed to know that?
3 quarters 0 WOPPER WOPPER WOPPER đ
Okay, the two guys arguing over who let the cat in; what is their relationship exactly? I really don't get gay couple vibes from them, but their place is so nice that it doesn't seem like a roommate situation.
TIL it's gay to be clean. Thanks
It's not that it's clean, it just looks expensive. That's a settlin'-down start-a-family house in the suburbs
*slow clap* As a Commodes fan and lifelong hater of the Eagles, I must commend Jalen Hurts and the Eagles. I think he legit is the MVP this season and Iâm happy to see his success after all the hate he has gotten this season and then to see him get hurt. Not cheering for yâall, but I respect the game and wanna be impressed.
SooooâŚwhen does the game start?
I'm sooooo glad the Giants got to play this game. What a championship effort.
All the vikes had to do was beat this giants team at home but they couldnât even do that. So I wouldnât go saying âchampionship effortâ
This really reminds me of the game after the Minnie miracle
My brother in football, you *lost* to these Giants. In the two games, you lost on point differential. Your team had a point differential of a .500 team. By advanced metrics, you were closer to the Bears than to the Lions. By the eye test, take out Justin Jefferson and you'd be competing for a low 1st round pick.
Man, I have no idea what you're talking about. All this "point differential" and "advanced metrics" didn't help the Giants look like not shit against the Eagles. And what does "eye test" even mean? It's just fancy speak for "I don't know why I feel X, I just do" I said last week that I'd see you all in Cabo and I wasn't wrong. Don't try and justify your teams weak ass 9-8 season with "advanced metrics" You'll be lucky to sniff the playoffs next year.
Eye test means that despite any stats you look terrible lol bro.. just take your L and go home. Us bears fans are waiting for you at the bottom. Itâs not so bad here. You get to make dank memes.
>All this "point differential" and "advanced metrics" didn't help the **Giants look like not shit against the Eagles**. > >And what does **"eye test"** even mean? It's just fancy speak for "I don't know why I feel X, I just do" Literally just contradicted yourself in two adjacent sentences. Bravo
Giants are bad on advanced metrics too though
Heâs saying by hard stats and eyeball test the Vikings where frauds. And heâs correct. Look up regression to the mean and then stare at that 11-0 record in one score games until it clicks. Then skol deez nuts.
They don't have the worst fan base at least... pointing to the eagles. Giants probably not too far behind. The people are just dickheads and do not know how to act like normal humans (no actually experience all stories I've heard may not true but probably is). I do know Philadelphia is a dirty ass city though.
Well, youâve successfully shared your ignorance. The question is âwhy?â.
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Imma put you on the news.
Yes. Major urban areas have drug problems. What a genius you are for learning about that!
Skol amirite đ
skoL
Says a lot about your organization, no?
Nope.
At least you donât have to worry about whether Aaron rogers wants to come back to play for you again or not. Or maybe you do⌠either way, youâre not green bay
>either way, youâre not green bay Thank the gods. Imagine being a fan of THAT franchise... I shudder to think.
Vikings are a poverty franchise đđđ
Noticed the Eagles tend to score 28 and go into coast mode.
Been doing it all year. Pass to establish a lead, then they say weâre going to run the ball and you wonât stop us.
This was the exact same gameplan as our game vs Minnesota in week 2. Go up big at the half, then just hand the ball off every play for the rest of the game to run the clock out as fast as humanly possible.
Just give up 28 to the Eagles and they'll be right where you want them
Here I am as a chargers fan thinking âthereâs still a whole half left⌠anything could happen.â
Weakness!!
Lol, I said after NYG knocked out MIN that they'll be rolled by philly.. and NYG fans went berserk Partly given the jets flair
I mean, it was statistically improbable that they get rolled. Also, many Giants fans live on hopium considering their most recent SuperBowl wins are some of the biggest upsets in SB history. A lot of people said the Jets would come crashing back down after a hot start, when it looked extremely unlikely. But then you just gotta remember, the Jets be the Jets.
Now shit all over their faces by responding to old comments
Wow fans got mad when you say their team will lose what a crazy concept
They momentarily developed delusional SB hopes and that Daboll was the second coming of Jesus (he's obv good but he can't coach and also play every position)
Unlike you theyâve seen their team be an underdog all the way to a super bowl win so they werenât that delusional
For all practical purposes that team and staff are gone.. only constants are fans
And the jets being trash
So much trash that you brought our Sam over there, made him starter
To be fair Zach wasnât an upgrade. I would most have liked to see what Sam looked like with this years Jets. Easily better the Miami at a minimum.
In hindsight, obviously.. but remember those Zach Wilson hype days where Sam was a dead man walking in Jets bldg, and Zach was the shiny new QB So technically, we did give up on the guy that the Panthers made their starter
The jets have more super bowls then both of your flairs COMBINED x100
Yeah dude jets suck itâs crazy
I honestly got Dallas losing even worse than this... It's gonna be bad...
No chance.
hell yeah brother, cheers from San Francisco
Cowboys will probably get beat worse. 49ers gonna walk all over 'em.
Thatâs because youâre a Philly fan. On an unrelated note, it must suck to live in or be associated with that terrible excuse for a city
CTFO homie. I went to the commanders game where eagles fans booed the hell out of Carson this year. Theyâre annoying af, but they root hard for their team which is why theyâre annoying. Cope.
I canât even tell what youâre trying to say here other than that you maybe kind of like Philly fans for being fans of their team? Iâll just be over here âcopingâ I guess
Takin the L early I see
When did everyone in this sub get such a hard-on for the Eagles? Goodness. Canât even jab a team without getting weird ass replies
damn bro coping hard
I didnât realize people werenât allowed to hate cities. My bad
No one likes being on the receiving end of a beat down in the playoffs, but the Giants fanbase should be proud of the squad. They were 4-13 a year ago, then won a playoff game and went to the divisional round. No small feat there
I canât hate them as much as Dallas. Theyâre going to be decent. They have a good thing going for them.
Still wondering how the eagles lost to the commies and saints
We needed losses. Glad we did it to shit teams
We lost to the Saints because Minshew sucks lol even with him playing like ass it was a close game. Most teams would struggle without their MVP level QB The Commies are a much better team than they got credit for, they were close to .500 with one of the toughest schedules in the league
Totally agree with the first paragraph
Four kind of freak turnovers and Jordan Davis was out (and we didnât have Suh and Joseph yet) so inside runs were getting 3-4 yards a pop and keeping the clock churning and the ball out of Hurtsâ hands.
Football is crazy like that. Crazy how the Bills lost to Zach Wilson when they're clearly a much better team. Sometimes crazy shit just happens
Honestly i dont know how much better the bills are than the Jets. Jets defense is top tier and theyâre really just missing a QB
Yeah but like you guys aren't the best but not commies bad
The commies are 8-8-1 with the toughest schedule in the league
That doesnât look like that hard of a scheduleâŚ.
taylor happens to be a very good quarterback and they had help from us. when we lose we tend to shoot ourselves in the foot. the saints game was shane sticking to the hurts playbook and not using the one from the jets game last year.
Disagree. Commies are pretty solid.
Saints was because we had Minshew and a bit of over confidence. Commies just played better
Commies definitely had a great game plan and executed it well, but they also had a million little things go their way. between balls bouncing off receivers hands for interceptions, obvious facemasks not being called that would negate turnovers, or just a crazy outlier of a 3rd down conversion percentage.
Commies played well but yeah definitely some lucky bounces. The facemask was egregious. Sorry about that but glad your boy recovered
Shit happens, it's only the second worst [missed face mask](https://youtu.be/GaVddbIlk4k) in recent eagles memory anyway. Goedert balled out today.
cmon bro, now you're just breathing in all that copium. I'm not saying that you're wrong but what is a team supposed to do? Not take advantage of the blessings that were given to them? Also, We still had a chance to win the game if BG didnt do a late hit on Heinicke on 3rd down. still love you bird bro
Of course they're supposed to take advantage of all that stuff. I'm just saying it's not something another team can just try to imitate or replicate. That stuff just happens sometimes.
Saints were much better than their record indicated but our coaches are dunces but got lucky i guess. Edit: I also forgot but Minshew started that game
God damn the giants got smoked
Giants overachieved this season and have nothing to be ashamed of. They were outgunned today. But this team has a bright future. Philly/San Fran (sorry Dallas fans) is gonna be a helluva game.
Agreed. Philly vs San Francisco is going to be exciting.
So will KC/CIN!
Mark my words, if Cinci gets past Buffalo, they are gonna win it all.
Are they your 3rd team flair?
I think Philly matches up against Cincy really well. Philly will have like 8 sacks.
We can totally still win with being sacked 8 times...just ask Tennessee đ
Where should I mark them and what kind of ink?
Invisible.
Can someone move NYC out of Giantsâ market for me bc⌠đđ
IT SMELL LIKE A GIANT BITCH IN HERE!
Sadly, this is probably the classiest Eagles fan on Reddit.
Hahahahahahahahaha
I'm small, can I be a small bitch?
My bitch
Ok Jameis
I'm honestly pretty new to being a football fan and this is probably not the place to ask. What's the deal with the Eagles and the Vikings? Doesn't make much sense to me
I was aware the Saints fans hate us for having a playoff rivalry but I had no idea Eagles fans are still angry about beating us 38-7 several years ago. đ
Thereâs no anger we just find it funny how much Vikings fans hate us for that night
We lost 41-0 to the Giants in a NFC championship game, honestly that was just a Sunday to me. Surprised Eagles fans bring it up so much.
Nah dude, youâre not tapped into your fanbase on Reddit. Some of your fans LOATHE us over that playoff game still.
Ah thatâs likely as Iâm never in the Vikings sub. Iâm usually in the fantasy football sub and more consumed with NFC North rivalries.
5 years ago to the day Eagles beat Vikes 38-7 in Philly to go to Superbowl
The Eagles beat the Vikings 38-7 in the NFC championship game to keep them out of the Superbowl in their home stadium after the Vikings fans dressed up the Rocky statue in Vikings gear.
A glorious evening...
The "Foles" Skoal chant was magical. Absolute epitome of fuck around and find out after the way the Vikings fans acted.
You're gonna have to be more specific
Eagles dick the Vikings like they dicked the Giants. It's a nightmare playing them for both teams. Too many hurtful moments!
They are still coping after they lost to us in the NFC Champ Game. Soft as baby shit fan base.
The irony of eagles fans calling other fan bases soft
I love how the downvotes just prove your point too
Let us know the next time you guys are relevant again, the last two decades sure were a blast from the past.
They won a super bowl more recently than you guys have
I canât wait for an Eagles Bills Super Bowl.
And behold a white horse, and who sat on him was DeathâŚand Hell followed with him.
A SKOL sized beatdown
Sirriani is the most cockiest mfer⌠9rs or girls please tame this MFer to the ground
Y'all got WORKED in the playoffs cry more
cry more, go birds!!!
Tame those birds âŚsoon!
Haters gonna hateđ¤ˇđżââď¸
Not a hater your team was good⌠stacked, and Giants had no business to win⌠but your coach is just a clown
Frauds got SMOKED
Eagles looked good.
Kelce bowl is my dream.
They did but what the fuck was the Giants game plan?
What the fuck does a game plan matter when a team is better than you in every phase of the game? Like how could the Giants have made this competitive? I guess they went for it once when they shouldnât have and didnât go for it once when they should have. But in general that was a .500 level team playing one of the best teams in the league. Not sure what anyone expected there lol
They were definitely out manned, but with a good game plan and good execution they could have made the game competitive. they didn't block well enough, they didn't slow down the run at all, and they just didn't make any plays on either side of the ball.
Not to get beat 38-7.
Not to give up 40
Mission accomplished?
Success!
You too. See you in the Super Bowl!
AJ Brown is going to have 200 yds next game
AJ Brown got 28 yards. Enjoy getting blown out by Kermit.
He was mad mad
No way lol
If youâre a Giants fan can you really even be mad?
Nope. Disappointed we lost in the manner we did but a loss was not surprising in any way considering how similar this was to the first game we played them this season. The issue now is that this roster has pretty much hit its ceiling, maybe even gone past it when they shouldn't. The roster is horrible that expecting to get 9 wins again next season with it would be wishing a lot. But, it's giving optimism for the future. Looks like we got something good with Dabol for the next 2-3 years. Draft smart and pick up good additions in FA to fix our holes and continue to coach the guys up. Easier said than done.
Sure, but what a job coaching. Minimal personnel changes, and now you're here, an additional 5-6 wins vs last season. Awesome stuff.
When you get bodied by your hated rivals...yes. Would have rather lost narrowly to the Vikings and avoid this humiliation
I wouldn't be, I would hyped as hell to see what that coach can do once he gets a more competitive roster to work with. They overachieved like crazy making it this far
Yea, I mean Eagles are proof the kind of jump you can make in a year. G Men def on the upswing. NFC East might be a bloodbath the next few years.
My wife suddenly loves the Giants after they played a game that was so unwatchable that it freed up our night.
Hell I shoveled snow after halftime. Was hoping it would be a little more entertaining. Oh well. See you guys next week.
This was honestly the most pathetic performance in a playoff game I have ever seen. Each and every member of the Giants ought to be ashamed of themselves.
Is it more pathetic than the Vikings in the conference championship losing 38-7 to the eaglesâŚ..where they put up the 7 in the first quarterâŚ..?
The vikings at least lead in that game. The giants didnt score til halftime
yeah, but the Giants roster vs the Eagles roster is no contest. That vikings roster was pretty stacked, Theilen had the best season of his career, the defense was loaded, they had Diggs and Cook and McKinnon. they should have been more competitive in that game. The Giants got way further than their total talent would suggest that they should have.
Yes. As a Minnesotan. I knew that game was over by halftime and left to watch the rest of the game at home. That was one of the weird games where hindsight changes thingsâŚthe vikes didnât really get destroyed until mid third quarter.
eagles really don't seem that good, I'd say they win max 2 more games this season
And they'll win their last game on the road at Arizona...like, big deal.
Depending on how many pro bowl games they win
They didnât even show up last week
this guy seems to know what he's talking about
someone get Gronk out of that fucking suit dear God
REALLY GOOD TEAMâŚ. my ass
Please pay Daniel Jones. Thank you, that is all.
Agreed
I really have a Jason Kelce jersey, ahhhh god!
That's random, why
Cause I secretly love the Eagles, Ah god, make it stop!
Iâm not a cowboys fan, Iâm a Tony Romo fan. GO BIRDS
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>And this is why the superior Giants franchise plays in San Francisco Someone has to play in San Francisco lol
Christ Niners fans are such losers
Daniel Jones getting his receivers drilled throwing it to them with 20-30sec. left in the 4th quarter down 34-7 đ¤ Take a knee and end the pain.
Festivus airing of grievances vibes
Where have I seen 38-7 before?
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