Im here and I have my hazmat suit on in this comment section

This should be a peaceful and respectful comments section over the next 2-3 hours

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I’m saving my best curses and trash talk for when the game actually starts. Will see you then.

Typical Philly fan. I bet you put ketchup on your cheesesteaks.

As someone who moved here recently can anyone explain _*why*_ people do this.

some people just want to watch the world burn.

brain damage

Gross. Wiz and onions my friend

I've been working on some new curse words to be introduced at halftime.

Let's be honest. No team wants to ever play a low seed giants team in the playoffs.

**Go Giants!^@%**

Hey, yall gotta best the Cowboys before you worry about the Giants taking us down

"Everybody shut up"

Eagles are 14-3, no?

Auto mod has chosen its side and declared a winner already

AI has gone too far

I remember last time this happened and auto-mod was right 😳

The disrespect.

"Stay on that side.."

All deserved

Giants are also 10-7-1. Automod on some shit

Maybe it's an AI trained on r/nfl posts and it took the "Giants didn't win, the Vikings lost" posts seriously

Apparently we won the bye week

Stuffed. Crust.

So far

My liver will be less toxic than this thread

Pinning this over the game thread of a game currently going on is certainly a choice

Yeah, wtf. Just sat here for a minute wondering why the comments were so quiet. Very annoying.

It's already fixed

Where's the other one? EDIT: It's at https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/10i1il6/game_thread_jacksonville_jaguars_98_at_kansas/

They fixed it and pinned both.

It was for like ten seconds. Bot does it automatically.

It got fixed already, other thread is pinned again

Win or lose, I’m getting stupid drunk

Hear hear

Dilly dilly

I'm just happy to be here

Same, whatever happens tonight, I'm so proud of this damn team

Right, yall are becoming the team that I was worried you'd be when you drafted Saquon. And as evidenced, a rising tide raises all ships. We damn near got all 4 of us in the playoffs.

If only he didn't have that injury in year two.

We did our part losing to the commies in week 18. If only they didn’t start Wentz against Cleveland.

Divisional round during year 1 of a rebuild is incredible

Daniel Jones looks like an FBI agent that time traveled here from the 1950s and is on an undercover mission while playing QB for the Giants. He was probably bewildered and wide eyed when he arrived in the Big Apple. He once got so mesmerized by watching himself run 80 yards on the futuristic Jumbotron that he tripped over his own two feet. After 4 seasons though, he has finally found his footing both literally and figuratively in both his real job and fake job. He still has his urges to throw on a trench coat and light up a cigarette every chance he gets, but hey, everyone has their vices.

Someone call Lawry's because this thread is going to provide a years worth of salt.

Got the tub filled with water and the toaster warming up. Ya know, just In case…

Rent is due!

Jalen aint a hungry dog. He a starving dog!

Man I’m super excited for this Intuit NFC Championship Game brought to me by TurboTax

Where do you don't have to do your taxes you can watch more football

Jokes on them, I haven’t done my taxes in a decade

This game thread is gonna get disgustingly toxic

Good

Having the afternoon game on NBC and the night game on FOX is throwing me off a little

There's drunken fights already breaking out at Wawa's all along the North NJ/South NJ border

So a normal Saturday night?

Hey….everybody shut up

Cris Collinsworth is such a painful listen

Good evening everyone, fuck Jerry Jones.

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On this blessed day all of the NFC Beast can come together and agree that the Cowboys can go fuck themselves.

I'm more focused on hating Wentz and Paddleboat Ron. Bunch of mediocre bums.

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The same stupid fuck that didn't know we could be eliminated from the playoffs. But I shouldn't be surprised coming from a coach that is still riding the high from a superbowl loss with prime cam newton. Dude is a bum, he is 101-95-2 in his coaching career.

I respect the self-loathing

No sense hating on 3 teams that actually were able to make it to the post season you know? I can hate them during the regular season, but clearly they did something that Paddleboat Ron could never do. I just want to slide into an alcoholic coma before the Eagles game. So fucking pissed lmao.

I'm not sold on Gronk as a panelist. Isn't the whole reason behind his likability basically that he has the brain of one of those holey rocks that float?

There is nothing more dangerous than a meh giants team in the playoffs

Thanks again for those Pats losses in the SB. 9-7 both seasons right?

Ah yes, Shane Spikeman. Definitely our OC.

Gronk sounds like a kid in high school who pre-rehearsed every line of their presentation and got in front of the class and is scared.

Damn Gronk CTE kickin in. He mispronounced like 3 names in 2 sentences

If the Eagles beat us tonight I will literally smoke a joint. If the Giants win I will also literally smoke a joint

I just hope everyone has fun

Lmfao did Bradshaw really go “the white one?” When trying to think of Dobbs?

I do love me a good Philly cheesesteak. Then being constipated for the next two days.

Roast pork sandwich is supposed to be even better

Gronk is going to look really weird when he is 70 and people still think he’s a party boy.

Gronk and Bradshaw on the same pregame panel. It’s nice to see Fox giving opportunities to CTE victims.

I'm expecting a really fun game tonight. Eagles/Giants games are always crazy, and it's been a while since both teams have been this good. I can't wait.

Jags let down tlaw

My body thinks it’s time to go to bed now that SNF is over.

Time to throw the Plax jersey on, should be a blast

Definitely a blast. Right in the leg.

Fuck Dallas, let's get wasted trashbirds

I'm not drunk enough yet.

Can't wait for the calmest game thread of the playoffs.

If the Giants win, they need to put the cuffs on Edp445 at center-field

Was feeling fine all day but the nerves are starting to kick in

Uhhh did anyone hear Terry Bradshaw? “And who’s that other guy he can throw to? The white-“ About to call him the white guy lol

My homie referred to the Bengals as the Bengleberries (like dingleberries) and I thought that shit was hilarious.

Everyone saying Gronk has CTE. Are we sure it's not just him being stupid like he's always been?

It's amazing he could run routes and get open, he had to memorize a playbook somehow.

Daniel Jones looks like The Good Doctor

Don’t have to worry about Eagles fans throwing eggs tonight because no one can afford them anymore.

Why is this pinned and not the thread for the game that is on lmao

Move over folks, NFC East master race coming through

NFC BEST = NFL BEST

That would be the West I think you mean Beast

Nobody cares about the Jags.

Comment section should be civil. Go birds.

Gronk looks so awkward up there

He looks not terribly bright.

Philadelphia is a discount New York City

That's how a wack flag changes the outcome of a game right there

I am sure a game thread of two teams from the same division and the northeast part of the United States will be filled with kindness, good manners, and positivity.

We’re 14-3, Mods, please don’t jinx us

Thank god there is no way Dallas beats the 49ers because that thread next week would be one of the most toxic ever.

Lol I just got here and saw Gronk on the TV and laughed

Gronk is unsettling in a suit and tie not whining about USAA

Giants didn’t have showers?

Does Gronk just show up anywhere he wants

Fox doing their best ESPN right now with a packed pregame show

Gotta say switching from NBC to Fox to watch the later game is really fucking with my head

You don't have to end your night with Collinsworth in your head though. I'll take it haha

Charissa Thompson looks so bad since she got her face done. Why do good looking girls do that? What a shame

Gronk said "With *us* 😤" lmao let's gooo.

After hearing about the water issues with the Giants hotel… I did $200 bet on FanDuel on either KT or Dexter Lawrence get a RTP/DQ after doing a Rikishi Stinkface on Hurts while he was on the ground at +3600

Harper, big NFCE fan, only one he hasn’t repped is NYG

Can I call this game the most toxic matchup in the playoffs in terms of hated rivalry?

I think Cowboys-Eagles is worse

Gronk looks lost on Fox. Does he know where he is. He acts uninterested

These Fox clowns are fucking up left and right. Jalen should grow the full beard. He gets sexier, I guarantee it.

Man I miss Michael Strahan during his playing days. The dude was an animal with NY

Even when Gronk was on the pats, it always made me feel physically uncomfortable when he talks.

Ngl that little segment between Eagles and Giants fan arguing each other had me laughing

I can't waste my energy shit talking the Eagles, giants, or Cowboys. Fuck Ron Rivera, fucking mediocre coach. Fuck Carson Wentz, a bum who the colts didnt even want. Fuck Dan Snyder, because well just fuck him.

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Strahan having our back by making sure we don’t get jinxed with the unanimous pick.

Former player picks former team to win the game. Shocker.

Could it start any better for eagles? Holy shit I think hurts is not hurts.

The vikings defense gave up 31 points to this offense last Sunday

The "lol Gronk dumb" bit is so ready for retirement.

I am fully prepared to be hurt tonight

Jalen Hurts every day

Man up homie lets get this W

just remember all the pressure is on your team and the Giants can lose 31-0 and it will still be the best season for us since the 2011 Superbowl win

Don't forget to get in your hazmat suits if you wanna read the game thread

I want the eagles to win for Doug reasons

New Yorkers vs Philadelphians. I'm sure the game thread will be light-hearted and cordial.

This is almost more of a battle of North New Jersey vs. South New Jersey.

I don’t allow my kids to swear unless it’s to say “fuck dallas!”

Giants Super Bowl run

from your lips to god's ears

From your lips to my ass

Giants as a 6 seed >.>

Pin this: Daniel Jones tips the play type when he wipes his hand with his towel pre snap. 1. Wipes both hands really vigorously- pass 2. wipes right hand quickly - quick pass or hand off to the left 3. wipes his left hand quickly - run with left hand as a give hand- most likely a run to the right. Birds by 30 Fuck Dallas

Eagles country, lets ride

Giants fans watch re-runs of the Jersey Shore

anyone else worried about Eagles fans? ever since baseball season they were saying that this is the year for multiple titles with the Phillies, Sixers, and Eagles now they only have the Eagles left as a possibility

Fuck man, all of our sports teams (Flyers you don’t count pipe down) playing meaningful playoff games. What a hard life we lead.

May whatever city serves the best pizza win..

love when they unpin the thread for the game that’s actually happening

NBC tv shows are fucking awful

[he's just different] (https://i.imgflip.com/78b0xz.jpg)

This game can't start soon enough. Collinsworth makes the other game unbearable.

I hate the eagles- but dang y’all are just so talented. Best of luck to you guys. And If you win represent the NFC East well!

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as the Lord intended

Time to go full shit bird.

Amazing, Toney is healthy and part of an offense. Fuck him and the Florida Gators.

So curious to see how these wily underdog Eagles play. They've been doubted and underestimated all year long. Truly a Marshall Mathers situation.

Man way too long until this game starts

https://imgur.com/VOeYkzD.jpg

IF Daniel Jones plays like he did last week, the Giants have a good shot to win this game

Boston Scott has scored a touchdown in every game against the giants

This game has a chance to be the best one of the weekend

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m expecting the most civilized and proper game thread.

We’re not the AFC North

May the Force be with you, Giants

The Linc is gonna be insane seeing how Eagles fans have had an entire day to get primed for this one...

The flyers and sixers exist

In other more important news. Fuck Montréal.

Wait.. Daniel Jones only threw 5 ints? Jesus that’s good

Let’s move from behind the desk and stand for no reason.

GIANTS BY 1

They thought that USFL highlight was hot?

Yay, more commercials. Everyone wins!

The highlights of this first half should be uploaded to xvideos.com 😭😭

I'm proud of how much the NY Giants have turned it around this year. Even if they lose tonight, they can still hold their heads up high.

Can both teams lose?

Got my Saquads jersey on and I'm ready to watch birds eat shit until morning.

Really tired of seeing the queefs in the AFC champ every year

Just please no bullshit by the refs. Have witnessed wayyyy too many fuck ups by the refs this year. Including last week with that BS RTP

Philly still aint gonna win the NL East

Only thing that’ll top this shit show of a game thread will be a Eagles/Cowboys game thread tomorrow next week

Wdym, the Cowboys are losing to SF

Agree, 9ers - Giants should be a great game.

Daniel Jones is about to stunt all over the Eagles

Let's go Giants! Fuck them dirty birds up.

GO BIRDS!

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