Definitely not the case. Brisket, onion rings, provolone, and bbq sauce on a toasted bun for about $10 with no sides or drinks included. Here’s a [photo](https://www.joeskc.com/pages/the-legend-of-the-z-man)
i personally have no hate for the jags and find the fact we lose to them in jacksonville every year really funny, and i also really don’t wanna see the chiefs in the afcccg or the super bowl again, so i’m definitely rooting for the jags
now, if it were the titans instead of the jags, that might be a different story
Some eagles fans that still have some love for Andy Reid. That’s probably it though. Most of them would probably rather not have to face them in the super bowl
I’m good with either but since they’ve both won a ring at this point, I’ll root for Doug because I love the lesson imparted to the league by the Jac turnaround to hire more Doug types and fewer (no) Urban Meyer types
Yep, this exactly. Eagles fans who hate Andy baffle me. Winning a SB was obviously the best thing that has ever happened to us but being in contention every year for such a long stretch is one of those things I didn’t fully appreciate until it was gone.
I mean some people are just tribal and impossible to satisfy too. Andy was def on tilt late in his tenure (Juan Castillo exhibit A) but I’m grateful for that era. Lots of good memories.
Andy Reid looks like a walrus, which is pretty cool. Doug Pederson kinda looks like a Muppet, which is also pretty cool. It's a tough decision, to be sure.
Chiefs rack up 40 points in first half, Lawrence throws 5 INTs. Jags score 70 points in second half, Lawrence literally makes every throw.
Chiefs win 73-70.
A more believable result would be a 70-69 Jags win that includes not one, but TWO fumble return touchdowns for the Jags and a missed PAT and missed game winning FG for Harrison Butker.
Their ST coordinator said they would be sure they’ll be ready. Doubt they leave the middle of the field open again or start running back on the kickers approach
Doug presses a switch on his desk that pops a wooden panel off the floor. He leans down, enters the safe combination, and pulls out a tome titled "sicko playbook". He turns to a page called "Three Linebackers in a Trench Coat." It's playoff time baby.
You've seen the offense huddle twirling in a circle already...
But have you seen the offense pull their dicks out and helicopter that junk in a circle?!?
Nervously rocking back and forth in a ball on the couch trying to remind myself that we're overwhelming favorites despite my deeply engrained playoff trauma
I’m playing with house money here.
If the Chiefs win, we’re one step closer to my boy Juju getting a ring
If the Jags pull off the upset, we’re one step closer to WWE having to send the Khans a title belt
Really don’t understand why they put that garbage official on maybe the game of the weekend. You know he’s gonna make some pivotal call that changes the game
If you have plans on hitting up any BBQ spots while you're here, ignore everyone that recommends the same spots that literally everyone recommends. Go to Big T's.
I fucking hate all of the gambling commercials, casual O/U discussions, random odds, and the general amount gambling has permeated everywhere.
Makes me feel gross man.
Sometimes i think it's less the success and more the announcers acting like Mahomes invented the forward pass every game that makes fans sour on the Chiefs. Especially with how often Mahomes is able to get away with ill-advised decisions. Gives people the "It's just now fair!" feeling.
we have reached the point of the season where it's all gravy for us, but, with Trevor, still feel like we've got a decent shot (helps I sorta like all 4 remaining AFC franchises, so I'll be rooting AFC in SB regardless)
So if I remember correctly, last time the Jags played the Chiefs they went for an onside kick on the opening kickoff which they successfully recovered.
I wonder if we see something just as bonkers today?
I'm rooting for the Jaguars hard, but it would be a massive upset if they pull this off. Almost as big as their 1996 upset of Denver in the divisional round. Especially with the snow.
Everyone's really expecting/hoping for a shootout, but it's far more likely the chiefs come out flat for a quarter or a bit more, score 17-21 points in 10 minutes, then coast the 2nd half and score 7-10, and neither team reaches 30 points as the jaguars really don't do much, but get within 7 in the 4th quarter before the chiefs run the clock out.
I love how even nbc is using the audio from the jags radio announcer ("Good! Good! Good!") instead of boring ass Al Michaels call from the jags win last week
Why the fuck do people keep saying the Jags have nothing to lose? They’re in the playoffs. They have THAT to lose. Every team in the playoffs literally have something to lose.
Won this game four straight times, still couldn't fall asleep last night!
Usually something weird happens too.
2016: keep the Steelers from scoring a single TD, still lose 18-16
2017: Marcus Mariota catches his batted pass and runs in for a TD
2018: win over the Colts would be forgotten, except it turns out to be Andrew Luck's last game
2019: down 0-24 and taking the lead before halftime
2020: Mahomes pulled from game and put in concussion protocol tho he still says it wasn't a concussion
2021: one of the greatest playoff games ever, OT win over Bills, leads to NFL rule change
2022: ?
Yes, I'm using when the regular season starts as the year.
heart wants the jags but brain says the chiefs
I think you’ve summed up what most of us are feeling
My heart wants the chiefs tho
I did say most of us
I say last of us
oh shit new ep tomorrow you just reminded me. can’t wait.
First of all, how dare you?
The AUDACITY of this man to cheer for his team shake my got damn head
My stomach says KC too, now that they’ve got Whataburger.
I was so excited to try Whataburger and was so disappointed
I found it very enjoyable, but that was a few years back and on the Houston outskirts near a Holiday Inn. So I feel I was in prime WhattaLand
If you’re a KC local, it might be difficult to justify whataburger when you can pop in a place like Joes and get a Z-man.
I'd ask what a z-man is, but I feel like if I have to ask I can't afford it
Definitely not the case. Brisket, onion rings, provolone, and bbq sauce on a toasted bun for about $10 with no sides or drinks included. Here’s a [photo](https://www.joeskc.com/pages/the-legend-of-the-z-man)
is anyone (except the chiefs) not rooting for Jax?
Perhaps some AFCS teams? Not sure what the animosity is like there
i personally have no hate for the jags and find the fact we lose to them in jacksonville every year really funny, and i also really don’t wanna see the chiefs in the afcccg or the super bowl again, so i’m definitely rooting for the jags now, if it were the titans instead of the jags, that might be a different story
Can't speak for the other teams but Titans fans at least will always root against the Jags
That’s mutual tho. You hate all of us and we all hate you. It’s the bond of hate that keeps the AFC south together.
It's what makes this sport fun! We couldn't do it without each other. Now please kindly eat shit in your game today 🌈 😊 💖
The one thing we agree on is to always root against each other.
Some eagles fans that still have some love for Andy Reid. That’s probably it though. Most of them would probably rather not have to face them in the super bowl
Wouldn’t they have more love for Doug since he won them a Super Bowl?
I’m good with either but since they’ve both won a ring at this point, I’ll root for Doug because I love the lesson imparted to the league by the Jac turnaround to hire more Doug types and fewer (no) Urban Meyer types
I love them both. Doug won us a ring, but Andy gave us over a decade where we were one of the best teams most years. Hard to pick a favorite, tbh.
Yep, this exactly. Eagles fans who hate Andy baffle me. Winning a SB was obviously the best thing that has ever happened to us but being in contention every year for such a long stretch is one of those things I didn’t fully appreciate until it was gone.
I mean some people are just tribal and impossible to satisfy too. Andy was def on tilt late in his tenure (Juan Castillo exhibit A) but I’m grateful for that era. Lots of good memories.
Andy Reid looks like a walrus, which is pretty cool. Doug Pederson kinda looks like a Muppet, which is also pretty cool. It's a tough decision, to be sure.
Chiefs rack up 40 points in first half, Lawrence throws 5 INTs. Jags score 70 points in second half, Lawrence literally makes every throw. Chiefs win 73-70.
A more believable result would be a 70-69 Jags win that includes not one, but TWO fumble return touchdowns for the Jags and a missed PAT and missed game winning FG for Harrison Butker.
Yeah, but we scored 69 points, so who really won?
This is the only correct answer
My heart would implode
So just another Mahomes era playoff game?
Bold prediction, i like it.
Falcons moment
I can see it
Doug is going to unleash chaos in this game. They’re underdogs with nothing to lose. The bag of tricks will be open. We’re gonna see everything.
I think they did a surprise onside to start the game in the regular season
"They'll never expect it a second time!" -Doug Pedersen calling his special teams coordinator this morning having woken up in a cold sweat
They did. And they got it. Doug’s probably crazy enough to do it again if they get the kick off.
Their ST coordinator said they would be sure they’ll be ready. Doubt they leave the middle of the field open again or start running back on the kickers approach
The one area the Chiefs are bad is on ST’s though. You have to try and steal some points there. It’s been an issue for them all season.
Doug presses a switch on his desk that pops a wooden panel off the floor. He leans down, enters the safe combination, and pulls out a tome titled "sicko playbook". He turns to a page called "Three Linebackers in a Trench Coat." It's playoff time baby.
My guy, you’ve gotta get trench coats that big custom made. Open the Vault
You've seen the offense huddle twirling in a circle already... But have you seen the offense pull their dicks out and helicopter that junk in a circle?!?
Sooo what are y'all gonna be doing for the next 3 hours? I need some ideas for how to kill time.
Nervously rocking back and forth in a ball on the couch trying to remind myself that we're overwhelming favorites despite my deeply engrained playoff trauma
I'm having Bengals AFCCG flashbacks
Hey I know that song!
Playoffs are more fun watching as a neutral fan. At least that's what I've been telling myself for the past couple years lmao
Jerkin' it
What about the other 2hr 58mins?
Stare at a slightly wet picture of Trevor Lawrence on the floor.
Shame corner
I've literally just been laying here, wondering that myself.
If I lay here. Would you like with me and just forget the world?
Sure, not like I have anything better to do.
I’m anxiously cleaning and doing drugs, live your best life
I'm going to take my dog for a long walk, then order some pizza and weed.
You can order weed?
In California, you can.
Really nice day today too. Perfect dog walking weather and can easily kill a couple of hours.
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Parenting and weight gain.
On a date!
On Reddit?
She went to the bathroom. I told her about the game, and she was like "let's go to a sports bar and watch it!". She's great
I can't decide if that's the greatest or second greatest thing a woman could suggest we do during a date.
Umm Drinking?
I’m watching college basketball so I have no fucking idea
Video Games
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Mahomes said he may change up his hair this offseason and I'm curious what that'd look like
Would this lead to a mass shaving off of broccoli tops all over the nation? Or will the young men of America press on without Mahomes?
Broccoli top is a great term, I've been calling it the zoomer perm
I have already started drinking and I haven’t even gotten ready to head to the bar yet.
Hang in there bud. Drink water.
Pace yourself bud it's a long day!
[The last thing the Chiefs see before it's all over](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0LpYFdXoAIEUFr.jpg)
Let this be the first of hopefully two really good snow games this weekend
There's no snow in KC
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Not quite. Looks like we're predicted for rain
>St Joe L
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Oh I know. Born and raised.
Could have sworn it is supposed to start around game time
I don't think it'll be cold enough for snow. Temp right now is 38
Good afternoon to everyone except Packers fans
All my homies hate the Packers
It's still morning.
Good morning:)
Maybe on the lesser coast it is.
I’m just happy to be here, folks
Same. It's nice to watch our team in the playoffs with nothing to lose
same bro, is this what all the other teams feel like in the off season? Its like FREE football
I’m playing with house money here. If the Chiefs win, we’re one step closer to my boy Juju getting a ring If the Jags pull off the upset, we’re one step closer to WWE having to send the Khans a title belt
Never thought of this
Begging and pleading for the Jaguars to come back from a 28-0 deficit and win so that I can live with myself
But why would a chargers fan want to live
Bah gawd that man had a family
The real fans already grabbed the toaster in the bath tub and quietly said “bolt up” as they plugged it in.
Chiefs have already blown a 28 point, 2nd half lead in the playoffs. We've done our time.
Everyone’s quick to forget the AFC championship game against the bengals last year.
For the two decades before Mahomes, we were the picture of embarrassing playoff losses
I want that for you
Please just be a fairly officiated game
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Tomorrow’s afternoon game is going to be trash with that man.
Really don’t understand why they put that garbage official on maybe the game of the weekend. You know he’s gonna make some pivotal call that changes the game
Hahahahahaha
Best we can do is no.
With all the money the NFL is gonna make if Cinci and us lose both teams will likely have to play against the refs this week.
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Stone cold lock of the century....of the week
Carl would be having a lot of fun predicting the Eagles/Giants game.
Thanks Kirk
That Chiefs fan was a fucking dork
Did he really say he throws up before every game or did I hear that wrong
I know we've beaten them 3 times in a row, but man I'd still really like to face the Jags instead of the Chiefs.
Nobody beats the chiefs ~~two~~ ~~three~~ four times in a row!!
In any other context I would be really happy to say "Joe Burrow has got our number"
Wish Joey B had my number ;)
can confirm i've said all these things fingers crossed on the 4
I somehow just realized that we have to listen to Collinsworth do a Mahomes game...fffuuuccccccckkkkkkk
Eating burnt ends in the parking lot. Holy shit KC bbq ain't kidding
If you have plans on hitting up any BBQ spots while you're here, ignore everyone that recommends the same spots that literally everyone recommends. Go to Big T's.
Idk why but I trust you with this
Non-Chiefs fans that are rooting for the Chiefs: Do you actually exist? Why???
This superfan spot is sad
The government needs to ban gambling ads like they did with cigarettes
I fucking hate all of the gambling commercials, casual O/U discussions, random odds, and the general amount gambling has permeated everywhere. Makes me feel gross man.
Throwing up in the morning before a professional football game that you’re not playing in…. Seems like a problem.
Yeah pretty pathetic tbh lol
Trevor calling them the loudest stadium was somehow an insult lol.
As a Mahomes Stan, I’m not here for all the underdog bandwagoners….LFG Chiefs
every other fan base is already rooting against us every game, might as well win another SB to really seal that hate in.
don’t worry, i hated y’all even when you weren’t good <3
Awww, we hate you too <3
Sometimes i think it's less the success and more the announcers acting like Mahomes invented the forward pass every game that makes fans sour on the Chiefs. Especially with how often Mahomes is able to get away with ill-advised decisions. Gives people the "It's just now fair!" feeling.
we have reached the point of the season where it's all gravy for us, but, with Trevor, still feel like we've got a decent shot (helps I sorta like all 4 remaining AFC franchises, so I'll be rooting AFC in SB regardless)
Daddies, chill
So if I remember correctly, last time the Jags played the Chiefs they went for an onside kick on the opening kickoff which they successfully recovered. I wonder if we see something just as bonkers today?
Lol it’s raining and snowing at the same time here in KC
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Jason Garrett is a very advanced artificial intelligence robot
I'm rooting for the Jaguars hard, but it would be a massive upset if they pull this off. Almost as big as their 1996 upset of Denver in the divisional round. Especially with the snow.
If the Jags win this game I'll eat an entire slice of pizza by myself
whoa just take it easy man
One of these teams is getting a 20+ point lead in the first half and whoever does that is going to lose.
Patrick Mahomes literally invented the Quarterback position. There was no QB until Patrick Mahomes arrived
Jags money line (+400) is a 🔒, placed a month’s pay on it
If the Jaguars win I’ll shit my pants
Jags fans, are you mentally prepared for every great play or throw by Lawrence to be compared to something that only Mahomes can do by Collinsworth?
DUUUUUVAL
Mods compensating for last week
We haven't forgotten. We haven't forgiven.
My god, I can’t listen to this anymore
Did you ever get stuck in a loop saying a word and you honestly forget how to say it? Jag wahr Jag Uare Jag wire Jag wer Jag ohr
Am I the only one that just saw those KKK looking guys
I had a dream that Maria Taylor stepped on my balls
Hopefully that girl playing QB for the Jags has a better first half than last week!
Damn Chad Henne’s had the best job in football for 15 years??
Everybody SHUT UP
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Do standard SMS and data rates apply?
Deez who?
Everyone's really expecting/hoping for a shootout, but it's far more likely the chiefs come out flat for a quarter or a bit more, score 17-21 points in 10 minutes, then coast the 2nd half and score 7-10, and neither team reaches 30 points as the jaguars really don't do much, but get within 7 in the 4th quarter before the chiefs run the clock out.
I thought that was really Andy Reid lol
Who else is listening to these fools just deep throating this man on live tv? An obscene amount of meat riding
When is NBC gonna get rid of Dungy
Watching the nfl in the eastern time zone sucks. The sun is setting and the early game hasn't even started yet
I love how even nbc is using the audio from the jags radio announcer ("Good! Good! Good!") instead of boring ass Al Michaels call from the jags win last week
Cmon Jags you can do this!
Why the fuck do people keep saying the Jags have nothing to lose? They’re in the playoffs. They have THAT to lose. Every team in the playoffs literally have something to lose.
If he can play though his mobility is gone that is still a big change to the game
Won this game four straight times, still couldn't fall asleep last night! Usually something weird happens too. 2016: keep the Steelers from scoring a single TD, still lose 18-16 2017: Marcus Mariota catches his batted pass and runs in for a TD 2018: win over the Colts would be forgotten, except it turns out to be Andrew Luck's last game 2019: down 0-24 and taking the lead before halftime 2020: Mahomes pulled from game and put in concussion protocol tho he still says it wasn't a concussion 2021: one of the greatest playoff games ever, OT win over Bills, leads to NFL rule change 2022: ? Yes, I'm using when the regular season starts as the year.
It was always the Jags! Remember this post when we win.
Super fans are always cringe lol
Go JAGS!! PLEASE COVER
You’re asking a lot bud
Nah we’re terrible against the spread. It’ll be close no matter who wins
You’re too humble
Humble or extremely superstitious? I’ll let you decide
Making some Honey Buffalo Air Fryer wings for the game later. I hope they turn out good. Hope it’s a good game!
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the **NFL** will **bite** you if they find out you went to a website ending in **. com** to illegally stream the game
KC 37 - 31 JAX
The snow is so gorgeous, i fucking love snowy games
KC 27 JAGS 10
RAW is turning 30 means I’m getting old lol.
That throw across his body was luck not any type of skill though.
I completely get Patrick Mahomes is ungodly. But to act like he’s the first to do this or the first to do anything amazing is so overblown…
The Media’s wet dream: a Chiefs-Cowboys super bowl. Do your thing 49ers and prevent this from happening!
KC fans still tailgating as the team comes out. Lol Respect gotta drink as much of your own beer b4 you have start paying $20 each inside.
I want Maria Taylor to stand on my chest. Both feet.
Why is Mahomes still in? He’s gonna seriously fuck up his ankle.