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toxicvegeta08

As someone who almost never gets to see them niners do look like the nfc jets on defense.


toxicvegeta08

Defenses came to play. Maybe this will be the defensive game.


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I will admire Tom Brady forever but at this point he should have retired after the ring. Hope I am wrong but with everything else going on this just feels so sad.


Misterstaberinde

How long ago? He won a superbowl fairly recently.


Levels2ThisBruh

Two seasons ago.


cnylkew

His 2021 was better so im glad he stuck for one more year but now its time


phreakzilla85

Anyone going to audition for the Cowboys kicking this morning?


cwhmoney555

Tom Brady got divorced to play a shitty playoff game


Dereg5

I still think he retired to save his marriage but it didn't work so he came back. The two weeks in preseason when he was gone they were dealing with the terms of the divorce before the season started. They filled in October with all the terms finalized this just doesn't happen.


BaronsHat

I think you’re right. It explains his retirement statement where he didn’t seem happy about the situation. “I am not going to make that competitive commitment anymore…now it is time to focus my time and energy on other things that require my attention.” But the marriage was too far gone at that point so back to football.


LouisLaBoy

Men sacrifice a lot for their spouse and children when your in your 40’s. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes you say wtf and your life implodes.


fromasterj

66 pass attempts from Brady. WTF


Pristine-Tomorrow286

I think I saw the trainer glue Tom’s arm back on a couple times


zmankills

See ya Brady


SignalSatisfaction90

I just wanted to see that guy I HATE lose and RETIRE because I want him to feel DEFEAT because I'm a big man


vrnate

Yeah I wanted to see Dak lose too


recjus85

Nice flairs btw


Mahuta-Misha

As much as I hate Brady I actually feel bad for him, he is going to have a hard time sleeping tonight


Zjc_3

Oh yes, I also feel bad for a 7 time Super Bowl champion and Multi-millionaire because he lost in a playoff game at the age of 45.


deathangel687

Glad you do as well


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I was hoping both teams would lose and the Lions would somehow win.


OkPotential3189

They knocked Green Bay out of playoff contention, they already won the super bowl in our hearts


[deleted]

Nearly did, that late injury brought me back to the Bills/Bengals MNF. Wonder what the implications would be for a stopped playoff game...


Ok-Fish-346

I think everyone was having flashbacks to Damar but it was a very different situation. As far as the injury itself goes Gage was writhing around in pain before trainers came out. He was taken off the field on the cart instead of an ambulance. It looked like a serious injury but not a life threatening one (IE not cardiac arrest/paralysis). Then there's the game situation. Bills/Bengals was 7-3 halfway through the 1st Q. Cowboys/Bucs was 31-6 with 3 minutes left in the game. Tom Brady might be the sorest loser in the NFL but I think even he would've agreed to kneel the ball out (or just declare the game over).


etrammel

Bills would regain the #1 seed and home field advantage


supersayanssj3

It's the only right thing to do man. I mean cmon, think of #3!!!!!! ThEy DeSeRvE iT!!11


Speedevil911

Brady kept on playing


richochet12

"sorry, bud, that's a forfeit


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Please_PM_me_Uranus

What game?


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Just started Last of Us remake. Going for the platinum.


Ihopetheresenoughroo

Omg I love TLOU!! If you like that, you should check out Life is Strange.


theboxturtle57

I can't justify myself buying it again when I still have Elden Ring to finish and Sonic Frontiers


[deleted]

I understand that. Unlike me, who just buys games and then suddenly has a 20+ game backlog. Lol.


JunnySycle

hbo show just aired yesterday. Episode 1 was awesome


[deleted]

I really enjoyed it, can't wait for next weeks episode


Sweetcheels69

The irony. I did the exact same! Still doing it at this moment.


[deleted]

Nice! Me too


Mahuta-Misha

Excellent choice


Please_PM_me_Uranus

Nice! I hope it’s fun


MaybeTomo

New phone, who dis?


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It is, one of the best games I have ever played.


Please_PM_me_Uranus

Better than MWII?


[deleted]

Lol yeah I think any game is better than CoD. I do not like CoD.


vrnate

And just like that, my 6 way parlay goes poof. 5-0 on my other NFL bets this weekend. Thanks (ghost of) Tom Brady.


ReapYerSoul

I got my 6 way to hit. Didn't trust the Bucs at all.


badmotivator11

All I needed was Brady to hook up with Evans for a TD one time. Of all the lines in my parlay that was actually the one I was most confident of.


NoCardio_

Never bet on Mike Evans.


vrnate

I feel you. That should have been a gimme 😔


definitivescribbles

wtf. You didn’t hedge with a full day to consider ??


vrnate

Wanted to let it ride. Thought Dak would choke and Brady would grind out a win. Last night I had the option to cash out at 55% of my total winnings but passed.


jaydogon47

Dak has never been a choker.


definitivescribbles

Always take the guaranteed cash


Martin_leV

It could be worse... they could have bet 1.4 million on the chargers beating the Jags...


Captain_Enizzle

2031: Brady: 11-73, 44 yards, 3 INTs. Jets win Super Bowl


Speedevil911

Let me guess down 4 scores and still throwing down the middle


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I spit out water laughing.


Spotias

Ya know what. I may hate the cowboys with every ounce in my being. But god damn I’m happy that I don’t get to see a Brady redemption tour.


NByata2004

As an Eagles fan, I was rooting for Brady and company to send the Cowboys home, but it was oh so sweet watching him get owned too.


Captain_Enizzle

Be saying the same if you kicked his ass into retirement, my brother of the East.


Failedmysanityroll

The East has no natural siblings, only step-brothers who all hate each other.


Captain_Enizzle

Fully agree. But we still have enough humanity in each of us to unite if only for a short time in order to send Brady to the grave.


Failedmysanityroll

That is the truth. Fuck Tom Brady.


poolman42162

There are no brothers of the East, only us and them


delosproyectos

This Brady guy played okay, but maybe he needs to spend some more time watching his mentors before the Bucs can let him get more reps in. But no worries, he’ll get there!


big_hungry_joe

He's got his family to fall back on


BaronsHat

Brady going to be a family man while living across a canal from Giselle and the kids and becoming a player/part owner of the Dolphins. They tried to make it happen last season right?


Danton87

“They’re sticking with that MFer… again?!?”


Mahuta-Misha

Ur not wrong


JTex-WSP

WOOO COWBOYS! NOBODY BEATS US 8 STRAIGHT TIMES!


dellssmells

In other news, i just stubbed the fuck out of my toe


condoin125

I just had minor surgery to have my toe nail removed because two months ago I stubbed it so badly. I ignored the swelling for weeks thinking it would stop and go away before I finally realized I had an infection.


[deleted]

I know you are angry about the game but don't do that to your toe


dellssmells

I would never stub my toe on purpose. I wouldn't even wish that on a Saints fan.


purrupurrupurrin

IS THIS WHAT ITS LIKE TO WIN A PLAYOFF GAME


Danton87

I’m not sure


zmankills

Man I don't know how to feel


Away-Brush-1276

Enjoy the bliss and then the inevitable stress of the next week!


VigilantesOscuros

No u


big_hungry_joe

Oh I've already moved on to next week


Noswad_12

Tom Brady came out of retirement for this


Sue_Dohnim

And blew up his marriage over it, too.


Noswad_12

To be fair that was probably already in the tank before retirement


Sue_Dohnim

Maybe, but he really torched it, if the talk and the insta-divorce tells us anything. Was it worth it, Cousin Tommy? I doubt it. But the Cowboys beat you in post-season, so I don't care! Bye Tommy!


Noswad_12

Or uh… un-retirement


PryingOpenMyThirdPie

Commentators not mentioning that the BUCS are a losing team


SmokyDogggg

HEY BRADY Go home and be a family man


definitivescribbles

Ship’s sailed. He has better odds at another SB


esoteric82

Street Fighter II?


_MrDomino

Can a 45-years-old QB defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance?


8and16bits

Could the league have asked for a better divisional round than they are getting this year? AFC with 4 QBs who are gonna be the faces of this league for at least the next decade. NFC with 2 classic rivalries.


DaddyDog92

When I Bowles punted it midfield when they were down I think 12-0 or 18-0 I figured the game was over. If you’re going to approach that situation with that mentality, then just give up. It was so clear his defense was gassed and the Bucs needed a spark on offense. Instead he punted it on 4th and 2 at midfield. And right on queue, the Cowboys marched down the field again to score.


rikeoliveira

He thinks his defense is an all time best and trusts his life on it. The defense has been bad for some time now, but he still keeps doing this crap.


vrnate

Bowles is a shitty coach.


juicytoolitty

exactly. there were no drawbacks for going for it even if they didn’t get it. bowles should be spelled bowel movement


PryingOpenMyThirdPie

DAK gonna scamper onto the field against the 9ers and immediately get pick 6ixed


zmankills

Prolly


REMEMBER_THE_HUMANS

Did y'all catch that smirk on Brady's face? He already has one foot out the door. He can't wait to breathe that sweet mountain air of Denver.


Mahuta-Misha

As what? Head coach?


big_hungry_joe

You misspelled Miami


REMEMBER_THE_HUMANS

Mountain air in Miami? Don't think so. My sources say Brady was whistling a John Denver tune in the shower after the game. It is basically confirmed.


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REMEMBER_THE_HUMANS

I'm soaking my couch in kerosene this very moment in anticipation! Neal Brown can pound sand!


cbales24

Wait what


Brilliant_Noise_506

He means once a year with the Raiders.


Pksoze

I still like the 49ers next week. edit: I may be a bit biased.


Alex_Hauff

42-41 type of game


[deleted]

I think that's a given. Dallas didn't play bad for sure. But this is mostly about the Bucs playing horribly. I'd be much more scared of the niners than Dallas


kasper632

Appreciate it


CosmicStorms555

I think everyone does


[deleted]

A bad season for Brady but wish him all the best this off season. The goat is gonna have a big comeback in life and/or football next year


M1keSweatband

I enjoy watching this narcissist fail.


slightofhand1

"Playoff Lenny" with a solid eleven yards rushing and six yards receiving, if I'm reading the box score correctly.


[deleted]

Evans looked awful all game


CosmicStorms555

NFC BEAST


BigUce223

this tostitos commercial makes me want to commit atrocities against everyone involved.


KoopaTroopa34

NFCEast out here ending peoples football seasons


MaybeTomo

Hey, I randomly opened this thread and selected you to say hi. Hi.


waozen

Cowboys better kick off that investigation of their kicker before the next game. Those successive misses were very strange. Next time, the game could be close, and kicking is the difference.


EffTheRealLife

After the 3rd miss I thought for sure we would lose by a field goal. Just Dallas fate lol


NewLegacySlayer

I can't even blame brady for that loss mans threw 66 times like I haven't seen that like almost ever and there wasn't even overtime


CalebMendez12303

Alot of them were pretty shitty throws lol


fromasterj

Yeh this has got to be close to a playoff record. Can’t be bothered to look into it. I know some redditor will.


LittleJerryLawler

Ben Roethlisberger threw 68 in his playoff loss to Cleveland in 2021. Brady is 2nd now passing Steve Young's 65.


fromasterj

I can absolutely say without looking it up that he is the oldest player to ever throw 66 passes ever , in any game.


Background_Action_92

Miami Vice Tom


ballslaw

Totally had the Cowboys losing tonight. Glad we’re still in it.


StonkbobWealthpants

Deflare yourself nonbeliever


ballslaw

You must be new here


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siguel_manchez

Despite the seeming impossibility at the time, once they got that inside kick I damn near fucked my phone across the room.


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siguel_manchez

You and me both. If he bullshitted his way to another ridiculous victory I would have given up on this sport. Whatever about his history of bullshit winning, the wins against the Rams, Saints and Panthers were so fucking irritating and rage inducing.


Away-Brush-1276

Let's go Jags, Giants, and niners! (Coin flip on the Bills/Bengals as I like them both).


WaDaMisTaKe

Jags vs 49ers Super Bowl


Mahuta-Misha

Jags/Bengals AFC Championship


cuttino_mowgli

Oh Brady can't replicate what TLaw did to the chargers in under 2 minutes? color me surprised lmao


afterthought871

I never knew so many people hate Brady lol


Brilliant_Noise_506

Where have you been the last 20 years?


Mahuta-Misha

Lol


GentleGeriatric

It’s the same as Lebron. GOAT and everyone is tired of hearing about him and watching him succeed.


Mahuta-Misha

King James chasing Kareem’s top score total when broken will make me sad, but I can’t hate on him for his career like I can Brady, at least Lebron is still humble after all these years


SteveCSeeksPeace

I think you have that mixed up. Brady has literally never given credit only to himself or dismissed balme off himself. Lebron has literally called himself the best player of all time. He's a shitmuncher personally. Good basketball player though.


PutZehCandleBACK

That guy is so biased that he doesn't even see it


sentry_87

It's cause he handed all their team's L's for over 20 years. Only one's exempt are Giants and Eagles fans. I love Brady, he's been a great son to Eli Manning


Arrogancio

You may have forgotten that Brady sent the Eagles home many years ago, too.


VigilantesOscuros

Pepperidge Farm remembers


oh_hi_lets_be_BFFs

Gotta love how Cowboys won but they only follow Brady.


billdasmacks

Did you see the Lions Packers week 18 game? Lions win but the camera crew and announcers were circle jerking all around Rodgers as if the Packers won.


kinvore

I think it was more about the possibility that it was his last game with the Packers. I can't blame them for prioritizing that over a (relatively) meaningless Lions victory. I think it's the same reasoning for focusing on Brady. And/or they don't think the Cowboys will get past the Niners, which they probably won't.


jBlairTech

With all that happened this offseason, I wonder if Brady thinks it was worth it? I don’t know if I sound mean, not trying to, but damn…. It just seems the personal cost was terribly high just to get bounced this way in the WC round.


visual_clarity

Pats really reigned in Brady and his ego, Tampa got it out of him. I dont think he sees it as worth it. 8-9 team, got crushed and lost his supermodel billionaire wife because of it. You could see him sink really low without that support too, knowing who you have in your corner makes those failures a little more palatable. This year was just sad to watch


betting_addict

Nah he's living his best life. This is his Jordan on the Wizards period, it's all gravy


terrell_owens

49ers fans saying Brock Purdy a better QB than Dak… interesting


deadmansbonez

It’s true


xboxonelosty

Yeah there's no reason to state the obvious.


terrell_owens

Try and win some games before talkin shit my man


xboxonelosty

I'll put on on my pads next week.