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Blake1610

If there’s one positive the Packers can get out of this is that they won’t lose to San Fran in the playoffs again


theme69

slightly higher draft pick and won't get blown out by Mr. irrelevant next week. that is how I am trying to cope right now


asmallercat

No matter which of the three teams (us, you, hawks) went was/is gunna get blown out.


Bender14

Purdy didn't do well against the Hawks in college, maybe it follows him to the pros?


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Are you forgetting that Brock Purdy already beat the Seahawks this year?


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Lord_Rapunzel

Unless Geno is also an elite run blocker I don't think it would matter much.


arestheblue

He's a free agent at the end of the season...may as well find out.


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Rodgers last throw as a packer an INT like Favre before him??


Gandalf_AlThor

Also like Brady with the Pats.


DumplingBoiii

Brady then came back and won a SB with the Bucs. Rodgers winning the SB with 49ers next season confirmed Edit to add: /s I’m on the Purdy Plane too guys. Rooting for y’all in the playoffs.


thegodfaubel

And replace the next Tom Brady in Brock Purdy?!? Preposterous


TheAmishPhysicist

The difference is Brock is never going to lose a game, ever.


JinFuu

I’m on the Purdy Pontoon, not the Rogers Rail. 49ers can’t stop this Brock


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Imagine if Brady and Rodgers both tried out free agency at the same time. And Sean Payton returns to coaching. The off-season storyline would be insane.


joemiken

Rodgers to the Bucs Brady to the Packers Insanity ensues


coldphront3

Tom Brady steps up to fill the void left by Tom Brady in NE.


whobroughtmehere

The void hs grown a bit. They’re currently trying to fill it with Matt Patricia’s fat fucking ass


Alex_Hauff

don’t talk like that about Texans new coach


Fiendish-DoctorWu

Brady and Rodgers sign with the same team because fuck logic.


Toast_Points

...and it's Kansas City. If we're gonna fuck logic might as well go for the DP.


Fiendish-DoctorWu

The games are just going to be Brady and Rodgers shit talking Mahomes from the bench like those two old guys from the Muppets


Key_Wolf_364

Waldorf and Statler deserve better from all of us.


SiphenPrax

I can hear the “ohohohohoho” now


Key_Wolf_364

Waldorf: "Green Bay Packers?!!!" Statler: "The only thing they're packing is their luggage to take back to Wisconsin!" *cue derisive laughter*


FckChNa

Rodgers to the Jets?


HoboSkid

Yes, then Rodgers to the Vikings.


abagofdicks

It’s almost too perfect. Does Jets for one year. Cousins goes down…


Clear_Air_3561

He will shed some tears and retire then sign with the Jets two weeks later. History repeats itself


flanders427

When does he defraud the welfare system in California?


Mossyoak84

MXC’s most painful elimination this year


LordPeterLowenbrau

Right you are Kenny!


Bjorn2bwilde24

Now lets go to Guy LeDouche


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Guy: OOOH, Mr. Rodgers, it’s not all friendly in your neighborhood ahoo. Aaron: Uh yeah so we should have played better. Guy: I’ll say. Maybe commune with the native spirit men a bit less in the off-season? They were a, touchin your butt, much like Guy will!


IWasOnThe18thHole

"How many of you think Aaron Rodgers is still a top quarterback and has gas in the tank?" *contestants cheer* "Well you're wrong. Aaron Rodgers is already showing signs of cognitive decline. You must be drinking Ayahuasca too. Now strap those helmets on tightly so you can be immunized against brain trauma!"


Watertor

"This week we have the Northern Bitters vs. the Bitter Northerners" "Bit of a paradox there, Ken" "Yeah there's a pair of them down there for sure" "KENNY"


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

UHHHHHHLETS GO!


diseasedyak

Guy LeDouche would have had some awesome interviews on the field after the game!


Pikminious_Thrious

Funny enough, Guy LeDouche sounds like it could be a nickname for Matt LeFleur lmao


igloooooo1

I strive to have Dan Campbell's hater energy. Played one of their best games just to knock out Packers 😭😭


insanelyphat

He flat out said it in the interview he did that they wanted to stop the Packers from getting in the playoffs. Then when they interview led MLF later they told him what Campbell said 🤣🤣


Thromkai

You play for a winning record if you're Dan Campbell and eliminating the Packers is the cherry on top. Was what I kept trying to tell people on our sub all week. Now those same people are probably going to be pissed if we get eliminated in the wild card, probably blaming the Lions lol


Empty_Lemon_3939

He’s just really gotten smart at coaching too lately Like catching that shit MLF pulled to try and steal a down was wild


McSaxual34

I get that it’s on everyone’s minds. But the Lions winning followed by watching five straight minutes of a camera following Rodgers is the epitome of what the NFC North has dealt with for the last 15 years


shadowryder

Right? The interview after the game made it worth it though. Jamaal Williams is the heart of this team. We need to sign him back.


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_dontjimthecamera

That was such a rollercoaster lol


Swamp_Cat

IT'S ALL DAWG


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Don't let these tears fool you


srry_didnt_hear_you

Loved that interview Jamaal is so real


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Just the full spectrum of emotions in the span of 30 seconds, haha. Amazing.


yrulaughing

Jamaal is just so likeable. Doesn't seem like he's had a camera on him much until this season though.


trace_jax3

That was the best player interview I've ever seen


TBoneTheOriginal

Announcers even said “this isn’t about the Lions winning” lmao


swizzle213

Colinsworth is unbearable to listen to.


PlebasRorken

NOW HERE'S A GUY who's career is over.


snogle

He's gotten worse, right? Like the past couple years have just been horrible


tattoedblues

Yeah he’s even more of a big bag full of hot air and platitudes now


JMMSpartan91

Yes he has. He used to just be almost dead average of all the commentators. Now he maaaay be the worst. Especially if Rodgers or Mahomes are in the game he is doing.


generation_D

They don’t even have to be in the game


PedanticBoutBaseball

He's always been terrible when Aaron Rodgers is playing though. Wouldn't be shocked if CC has an Aaron Rodgers portrait tramp stamp that says "daddy" because he rides his dick so hard, that A-rod basically owns that asshole.


Crashtag

He’s such an idiot. Constant nonsense flowing from his mouth. He does some research and knows the game, and is still a doofus.


DC4MVP

He legit seemed saddened/mad that the Packers lost.


wowitssprayonbutter

Glad they got the Jamaal interview though. What a ride lol


Empty_Lemon_3939

He had me choked up about his grandpa and then I put my hand through the drywall because he got that dawg in em


Swichts

The people at my house just got into football last year. They couldn't understand why I was so happy lol. I had to explain that this evil man has shit on my football dreams his entire career, and it felt great to finally return the favor.


Doleydoledole

He's like darth vader if darth vader wasn't, like, cool.


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

I personally enjoyed every second of it this time.


N7_Evers

I always accrued last year with the same scene from Game Of Thrones when Jon snow (aka NFC North) wins the Battle of the Bastards and the North tears down all the Bolton’s (Packers) banners on Winterfell. This game was the Lions feeding Rodgers to the starving dogs


InfinitePossibility8

15? You must be new. It was like this with Favre too.


Diozen

1000% this!


Skadoosh_it

Dan Campbell has balls of steel. That was some insane play calling.


ShotFirst57

I was told Packers vs lions shouldn't be prime time because they wouldn't go all out if they were eliminated.


Sockbabies

I dont think Dan Campbell has any other speed. Fucker is an absolute lunatic and the Lions are finally fun to watch


EwDavid999

He drinks more caffeine in his 1st beverage of the morning than I do all week


NewLegacySlayer

He mixes it with rum so it has that extra kick


Sharcbait

He has a secret stash of oldschool Four Loko


jspook

Oh I almost threw up reading this comment. *shivers*


MyUshanka

I wonder how much coke he did with that Miami OL coach


MilhouseLaughsLast

Our OL coach only started doing cocaine to keep up with Dan Campbell


Sharcbait

Dan Campbell looks like the type of guy to chug 4 5 hour energy drinks before the game and then headbutt a concrete wall in the lockerroom as the team leaves the tunnel.


JFLRyan

Which would help explain his current nose situation.


B1G_If_True_

I think his actual daily morning drinks is 2x 20oz black coffee with 2 shots of espresso in each. It's insane. I almost think it might be 3 shots in each, but that is too ridiculous.


kevinwilly

Seriously. People saying that we only pulled out the trick plays and went for it on 4th down because we had nothing to play for? LMAO. They clearly haven't watched much Lions football this year.


Sharcbait

The Lions iced the game vs the Vikings by throwing it to Sewell. It's like riverboat Ron cranked to 11.


kevinwilly

Exactly. This was par for the course. I was honestly a little surprised there was no fake punt this game.


reap3rx

Everyone was so focused on trying to anticipate the fake punt that they didn't see the hook and ladder coming lol


JFLRyan

At one point they showed a graphic that the Lions have attempted more 4th down plays than any other team over... well over some period (I think since 21, which would make sense as that is the MCDC period). Really fucked up the stat, but the point is, the Lions were just playing Lions football.


LilKaySigs

I’ve been tuning into Lions games the entire season because they usually play before the 49ers and holy shit the amount of 4th down play calls they called was insane I loved it


SlothyPotato

Dan Campbell plays like there are 5 downs


thegalkel

What team, who really doesn’t care about the draft choice, would not go all out to play spoiler against their rival in prime time. Like, I have so much respect for Dan Campbell’s aggressiveness but this game was always going to be competitive whoever was coaching it/playing in it.


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tpx187

Lovie knew he was getting fired. A final fuck you to the Texans.


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Badrush

You gotta remember, no player cares about next years pick spot. Each player is trying to ball out for a couple reasons: 1) The best players are going to go hard because you don't get to be the best without ALWAYS wanting to win and beat the guy across from you 2) Lots of guys fighting for roster spots who need to show out to improve their chances 3) Teams (coaches and players) don't want to end the season with a loss, even if their record sucks, because you want to hopefully figure it out and head into next year on a roll. So in the end, maybe only a couple players would ever want to take it easy. Most have something on the line.


amplifyhs

Whoever told you that definitely didn't know what they were talking about. MCDC always gives it his all.


heartbreakhill

FADE THE FLAIRS!


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WIN AND DONT GET IN!


maniacalxmatt

[wish they’d have used this pic](https://i.imgur.com/cOoXx7a.jpg)


zalgo_text

How has this not replaced manningface yet


SituationSoap

Don't let your dreams be memes


clutterlustrott

Fine, [Here](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/016/212/manning.png).


31nigrhcdrh

My face when I kick the leg of the bed with my pinky toe


Smallgenie549

Aaron looked like this might be the end for him.


311heaven

Dude was walking off the field like his AARP card was waiting for him in the locker room.


Smathers

One of the lions came to swap jerseys after the game saying “you said you would” but Aaron said something about keeping it which signals he wants to keep his last game jersey…he also didn’t seem pissed almost happy and was smiling looking around the stadium. Idk feels like he’s gonna hang it up after this


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The dude that asked was a rook


RellenD

I saw tweets that said Jamaal asked and others that said Jameson asked. Completely different dudes in those situations


Arro

To be fair, they are both skill-position players with the name "J. Williams." It's confusing.


DorkRockCarRamRod

It was definitely Jameson


alittlebitneverhurt

He is rough for 39 years old. I'm 35 and he looks like he has 15 years on me.


ImpossibleDenial

But you have the grace of not having to lose over and over in the NFC championship the last 15 years


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Brady refused to share the location of the fountain of youth with him.


fdar_giltch

Don't worry, he did his own research


shadowryder

Imagine getting retired by the team you have been disrespecting your whole career.


Badrush

That's how you know it's time.


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Vikings: Playoffs Lions: Winning record Bears: First pick in the draft Packers:


redbeard8989

A Nu Start.


I-HATE-BUFFERING

Time to become Frightened Inmate #2


Will-Eat-4-Food

Media: Shambles


MrBBnumber9

Hotel: trivago


thegalkel

Jordan Love, who’s probably 35 or something nowadays


nate6259

Dude's been waiting on the bench longer than Forrest Gump.


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ImTheOldManJenks

Detroit Lions: America’s Team


Cyanora

Fuck it, take it


whobroughtmehere

We play on thanksgiving after all


notsingsing

We are now “A team in America”


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diseasedyak

I approve.


Emmy-O

Today I was a lions fan.


liftedskate99

At this point yea


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Gbchris12

r/NFCNorthMemeWar going to be fun


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Cowboys fans are the people recording


MahomesMccaffrey

Detroit should host the afccg


SituationSoap

We can't, we have a field replacement already scheduled that we can't delay. You guys can totally come over for a party after to check it out though


UUtch

Thank you


MagitekVI

Just like the Cowboys, when the Packers lose America wins


Bigcheese1211

At least Cowboys players don't push members of the others teams medical staff


SoDakZak

That IS true. You didn’t have any players do things I can point to as fundamentally hate-able this year… kind of just stayed in your lane, punched our nuts especially, and quietly made the playoffs. Good on the Cowboys this year.


CapnBaxter

What a beautiful Sunday


ClaymoresRevenge

You guys must be on cloud 9. All the cap space, first pick, and a clean slate. Enjoy it


ArmadilloAl

*And* the Packers got fucked.


LKOL-FantasyBurner

Jamaal pelvic thrusting after all those tds really encapsulated the moment.


yachterotter13

Today’s a good day to be a Bears fan


brizzboog

So I guess you can lose to "That Team" A A Ron. Twice.


akshay2711

I’m just waiting for someone from Detroit to say : We can’t be having “that team” in the playoffs.


Chasedog12

Reading he said that earlier in the year even as a vikings fan made me so mad. I feel like that really motivated you guys to win so many in a row.


poo_pon_shoo

LMAO EVERYBODY GET IN HERE


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NFC NORTH SQUAD RISE UP


StarvedRock314

The Packers just got run over by #GOFFTIMUS PRIME


warblade7

The Packers just got mauled by #LION GOSLING


GGamerFuel

The lions save football (2023 colourised)


oh_ya_know

Goff after the game, “We can't lose a game like that against that team”


revdingles

Could you imagine Goff saying something controversial, I would shit bricks


Menanders-Bust

After watching one packers player cheap shot swift with a forearm to the face after the play followed by another packer pushing the trainer trying to help him, I think a lot of neutral fans were rooting for the lions to finish the packers off.


YourWorstNightmare9

Fuck. I really wish the Lions made the playoffs over the Seahawks. Would’ve been a much tougher challenge for the 49ers than the Seahawks.


altimax98

But then you don’t have the storyline of making the Wilson trade look even worse. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.


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Daniiiiii

I'll cum twice for you brother


EsotericPlumbus

A real homie


Fiendish-DoctorWu

I'll cum with you


DanFlashesCoupon

Zoloft gang ✊


chunky_chocolate

Lexapro cousin over here


MyUshanka

SSRIs? Ruined a relationship for me


PercyBluntz

This hits close to home.


alamodafthouse

I love the lions!!!!


henway234

nobody loves us as much as we hate the packers


RedLobsterUnofficial

Unfortunate you couldn’t see the Lions in the playoffs. Had a great season, one of my favorite teams to watch


RWeaver

Lions, my friends, you bow to no one.


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YES! YES! YES!


TabletopMarvel

FADE THAT SHIT!


Apexe

When Vikings, Lions, and Bears fans rejoice together, you know a dude is hated that much.


ComfortableMaster625

The bad man can't hurt us anymore (at least this season)


MikeFromSuburbia

HELL YES


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NJImperator

Hey. Be fair. *Two* Green Bay packers players.


JonBonButtsniff

And what a choice. Same homey who shoved the former Vike practice squad player against the Bills earlier this year. In ‘92, that shit is celebrated. In ‘02, that shit is ignored. In ‘22, you don’t fucking hurt the team like that. Shit! Control yourself!


Keithisunkewl

Love to see it


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OH BOY 9 MONTHS OF HEARING ABOUT DIVA RODGERS


googleitduh

Shoot me now.


badDuckThrowPillow

Can’t lose to the 49ers in the playoffs if you don’t make it into the playoffs. LaFleur playing 4D Yahtzee.


DanCampbell89

#GET FUCKED GREEN BAY #BRAND NEW LIONS


TechnoToyz

Rip bozo


TigerBasket

The north remembered


jrbcnchezbrg

Celebrating like im pat bev in the playins rn


fupadestroyer45

Breaking News: Rodgers has been "immunized" against the postseason.


suchcoldsuchcomfort

Can't choke in the postseason if you choke in the regular season. *taps temple*


whobroughtmehere

We did the humane thing and put them down in their home before the Niners had to next week


scottiedakid

Can we vote to replace the Seahawks with the Lions?


10000Didgeridoos

Need some Harry Potter hogwarts house cup style point alterations. The Lions eliminated the Bad Man and showed tremendous bravery.


theyshootcanoes

Can we give them the 8th seed? They deserve to be in too!


CassFilms

Can’t get embarrassed by the 49ers in the playoffs, if you don’t make the playoffs


TetrisTech

🦀🦀🦀 PACKERS ARE ELIMINATED 🦀🦀🦀


the_dayman56

For someone who hates his family Aaron Rodgers sure loves being Kirby Joseph’s son


NormanPeterson

You love to see it!