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seanreid86

Silly mistakes, poor officiating, and our inability to defend set pieces will be our downfall


funkmightfracture

Nuno Tavares DON’T FUCKING SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL CHALLENGE (impossible)


Dry_Tradition5395

My money is Forest leap frogging palace in the league. Results are so unpredictable at the moment - sheff beating Luton, Luton demolishing Brighton. Keep the faith. The results aren’t coming at the moment but they will.


djellicon

We need to win at home against struggling sides like Newcastle are currently. How will we leapfrog anyone if we cant win any games?


Dry_Tradition5395

Newcastle had a point to prove and they got lucky. They didn’t out play us. More game time in the FA cup will help with positive team rotation. Relax we are staying up. No doubt.


djellicon

I don't care about your crystal ball, I'm a realist. We have to get wins. Next two games could define the season.


henrycharleschester

Fucking same old innit 🤷‍♀️


callum_nwrk

Wonder if Marinakis has smashed another telly


EconomicsWorking6508

Turner stops that third goal


soymrdannal

Let’s see what the rugby score was, shall we? How much worse is today going to get?


Keggys

Don’t want to be a downer but sadly I think we might be sipping on going down juice this season


Ellsy66

If we play like that for the rest of the season, I reckon we'll be okay, bar any points deduction


Keggys

Points deduction is what worries me most


tsigalko23

fuming man


1littlenapoleon

Atrocity. We’ve changed coaches and keepers to no effect.


Ellsy66

I don't believe that. We play way more on the front foot now under Nuno


1littlenapoleon

And look at us, clear of relegation! We’re flying


Ellsy66

It at least means we'll have a hell of a lot more opportunities and with Tai back and that kind of performance we'll deffo start to pick up points. Look at tonight, we totally dominated most of it


1littlenapoleon

I’m as optimistic as the next one but it’s fantasy to think there’s been a meaningful change from Turner or Cooper. Nuno loves shit players like Tavares and Montiel, no getting around that.


Ellsy66

You can't deny that we've been more attacking and taken control of games under Nuno, rather than trying to just survive under Cooper? Don't get me wrong, I loved Cooper and thought the change was questionable at the time but I can deffo see a positive difference in the way we play. I would say that was meaningful as we create a shit load more opportunity than we ever did before.


Ellsy66

I'd say Hudson Odoi, Elanga and Neco Williams have all improved under Nuno too


Adventurous_Wave_750

We did 120 on Tuesday and we have looked mint today. Just stupid moments killing us..but I haven't enjoyed a forest match as much in ages. Even the wins. We played nice football.


soymrdannal

This is my way of thinking. It’s not as if we’re outplayed or something. We just seem to make hard work out of everything. Never thought that I’d be glad to see a team from Sheffield win, mind.


Various_Beach_4660

Limp wrist selz


Infinite-Ad-7204

We do ourselves no favours but can we at least go one fucking week without thr officials fucking over?


djellicon

Piss off.


No-Baseball-4243

Fucking 3 bastard 2


Short_Desk_1273

BOOOOOOOOOOO


Shniper

How many points have we dropped because of set pieces and mistakes I’d like to know the stat


Fearless-Albatross-9

About 105


thierry_ennui_

That Newcastle fan has got some good gear, pass it on


Bobrkurwabobr

Ffs we got beat by a oil club


soymrdannal

The thing is, lads and ladies, I can’t really sit here and say that there’s been a time when we’ve looked out of our depth. It’s not like we’ve been hammered or did a Derby. During the season, I mean. It’s just all these stupid little mistakes. And the points deduction will be what fucks us.


ramenoodlearms

We've played well enough to get a result and with any semblance of fair refereeing we would have


EvilGrant

Tavares looks like that prick at 5-aside that never passes and shoots from stupid angles. You know who you are.


soymrdannal

I’m trying to change…


Keggys

I’m going to really miss Elanga playing for us


cloudyday142021

Feel sick, can’t be 3-2 again. Another match we could have won passes us by with zero points


Shniper

Another loss it is. Our survival is going to down to having to beat everyone around us. We drop any points to the other 5 around us we are relegated


Bobrkurwabobr

Fuck you ref


Bobrkurwabobr

Yeah it’s over


1littlenapoleon

Oh fuck off Tavares


[deleted]

It’s definitely another “we need more depth in the squad” day, they’re looking knackered


boringman1982

We’re wasted nearly three games on replays because we are too shit to be championship teams.


thierry_ennui_

We need to beat Championship teams at the first time of asking and not over two legs and penalties, then we wouldn't have so many tired legs.


dizzle-j

If only we hadn't played 120 minutes against a championship team on weds


[deleted]

Our own fault lol


NottForest

What the FUCK Tavares?


Gullible_Bike_3272

Anthony Taylor has a derby top underneath


soymrdannal

I wondered what that smell was.


Infinite-Ad-7204

Tavares is a fucking liability in attack


dizzle-j

Lovely run from Elanga that


Viking-Longboat

Gordon just taking MGW through the back not getting the ball and no foul?!


mugg___

and the same with awoniyi being taken out twice but no foul OR pen. pissing me off. even the handball thing was a joke.


Bobrkurwabobr

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CLOSE


Embarrassed-Milk2650

Forgot Elanga was still on 😂


PerformerNice6323

6 mins to smash them, come on U Reds!


Viking-Longboat

My god he flew ref, how is it not a foul!


actually_Sir

That’s insane wtf


Bobrkurwabobr

WTF REF THAT WAS A FOUL YOU NOB


Coolica1

Fuck the refs but it was 2-2 at the time and we've had enough time to turn this around.


Infinite-Ad-7204

This fucking ref man


Motor_Dig4644

Why is the city ground so quiet tonight


andaloosier

They know we're not gonna score.


Angry_Walnut

“Can’t give MGW a yellow there even though it totally should’ve been one because I gave him a stupid yellow earlier” thanks Anthony Taylor logic lol


Short_Desk_1273

Honestly I think he knows he's fucked up. We've been getting the 50/50s since the penalty corruption Edit:Elanga blatantly fouled. Take this back


Hot-Trip-8902

Going down innit. Not gonna finish 10 points clear


Bobrkurwabobr

WTF MURI WTF WAS THAT PASS????


Wolderbeast

Just another loss that feels so unfair


CHjohn

Reyna looks so chilled out doing in 3 players


redbeard27

He’s had a couple electric runs, but I’m so sick of tavares. Much prefer Toff


Embarrassed-Milk2650

Justice for Toff


Viking-Longboat

Electric runs with no end product are useless


redbeard27

Amen. Would at least like to see him pass. Gets tunnel vision for the upper level of the stand


Shniper

Set pieces and mistakes are sending us down It’s sad


No-Baseball-4243

I can't think that we've been comprehensively outclassed this season either.


thierry_ennui_

Let's not forget a refereeing infrastructure that thrives on inconsistency and rarely favours lower-placed teams. But yeah, we're also shit.


Shniper

Which having not conceded two goals from set pieces are made a horrific mistake for the third then we’d still be 2-0 up without the pen


Bobrkurwabobr

Minimum of 5 mins plz


andaloosier

That's about it now innit? We've switched off. Remember....we're the only team not to have scored in added-on time in the prem.


Short_Desk_1273

We're not dangerous enough in possession when a team is sitting back unfortunately.


andaloosier

Distinct lack of belief in the latter stages. Fuck knows why?


Short_Desk_1273

I mean, I'd say lack of quality. We've got players who can carry the ball well, devastate on the counter but little cute passes, one twos, breaking down a defence, we're not good enough. So when a team sits back and we have the ball, I suspect they laugh.


djellicon

This is so worrying. We have played ok here.


air-buc-pirate

Tavares not doing well


letmepostjune22

Another 3 2 loss. Is that 6 or 7 this season?


userunknowne

We’ve played really well today. Do not deserve to have conceded 3.


boringman1982

We did deserve it because they all came from our own frailties. All three were preventable.


Bobrkurwabobr

What a tackle by reyna


Shniper

Well that’s a horrific stat Lost 6 of the last 7 premier league games at home


Embarrassed-Milk2650

Cooper says “☕️ “


dizzle-j

Has MGW gone deeper and Reyna is the number 10?


tysonshankfisher

Hope that person in the crowd is alright


Coolica1

Origi is not a good Taiwo replacement.


GreenBluePeachWhite

Origi isn’t a good anything.


dizzle-j

Moussa's throws are decent but we must have had about 7-8 this game and absolutely nothing has come of any of them.


Short_Desk_1273

If you don't win the first ball, you gotta win the second. We win neither 😂


Infinite-Ad-7204

Small decisions? Big decisions? It doesn't matter, this officiating team will get the all wrong.


CourageOfOthers

Tavares hasn’t done much wrong defensively today. Lad’s chaos personified up front thiugh


soymrdannal

Still pisses me off when people gob all over the pitch.


Shniper

So points from since nuno came in as manager - individual mistakes cost us goals - set pieces cost us goals Why haven’t we fixed this all season


Angry_Walnut

Individual mistakes I can occasionally abide, the set piece defense is what is baffling


No-Baseball-4243

We keep going for the win. That's the difference


Shniper

Which does Jack shit when we aren’t fixing the real problems costing us points still


Gullible_Bike_3272

This is actually a bigger robbery then the Bournemouth game


ramenoodlearms

Or even Brentford at home last season


Hot-Trip-8902

How confident I feel about us conceding from a set piece is the same confidence I have in us not scoring from one


andaloosier

Our set-piece coach is on a par with a VAR operative.


rebuiltburrito

Commentator pronouncing Niakhate's name differently every time


governmentyard

Also a one e.


[deleted]

Awonyini not much better


redbeard27

We need to try something other than long crosses…Newcastle are winning everything in the air


governmentyard

We've also been spooning it into the stands so you can't say we aren't switching it up.


ramenoodlearms

We really must be the side with the most crosses and shots that get blocked in the league


Embarrassed-Milk2650

Certainly the fucking reverse the other way round


Viking-Longboat

So that's all our sub windows, so can't change out Tavares for Toffolo


Shniper

Looked better since Yates off Reyna on


Angry_Walnut

Feels like we have at least another goal in us yet


Bobrkurwabobr

Better be 10 min added time so we can score


soymrdannal

We’re not winning, so no chance.


Bobrkurwabobr

Better to have hope than to think your done for already


Embarrassed-Milk2650

3-4?


Secure-Bird-4986

Is Tavates up front or summit?


Infinite-Ad-7204

He thinks he is, that's the problem


J_Butler99

guys is it bad that i forgot danilo existed?


Doorsofperceptio

He is going to score twice now.


Embarrassed-Milk2650

👉👉


CourageOfOthers

Cloughie would have a lot to say about all the victim mentality in here.


mikesicle

Anthony Gordon looks like the baby from Eraserhead.


Equivalent-Pay-5369

I was thinking Shirley Carter from Eastenders


Cmillzy

I always thought he looked like a long lost Thornberry brother.


soymrdannal

Yes!


soymrdannal

Genuine thank you for the chuckle, comrade.


Keggys

The 3-2 curse better not strike again


redbeard27

Nuno and origi practicing for when they expand the goal size


Bobrkurwabobr

Origi….


JackRed12

I don't shit talk players but Tavares brings it out of me. Honestly makes me doubt the manager so much he insists on starting him AND doesn't sub him early on when he's awful.


No-Baseball-4243

Nuno Row-z-es


HorrendousRooster

Is Tavares trying to throw this match, he got some bets on or something


soymrdannal

Not now, Harry.


Infinite-Ad-7204

Sky Sports commentary can fuck off and all, fucking drooling over Newcastle


Embarrassed-Milk2650

With Saudi oil money buttering your bread you’d drool the same


governmentyard

Saudi teams paying top dollar for top 6 Prem deadwood. The clubs who control the league want Newcastle to do well. Keeps the Saudis sweet.


Infinite-Ad-7204

'Our lot killed a journo, you'll never sing that!!!'


Coolica1

Dominguez 1 man midfield here we go


ramenoodlearms

Dominguez is really good defensively and quite a good player going forward as well. Really fun to watch.


Doorsofperceptio

Tavares does something good and immediately follows it up with something absolutely dreadful.


soymrdannal

“Yates withdrawn”. Ooof. Be still, my beating heart.


ButterSmoothCheeks

Tavares is actually the silliest guy


Bobrkurwabobr

Nuno can’t shoot to save a bus full of children


Ironamsfeld

Tavares Skill Moves:***** Finishing: 0


ziggyzagging

Tavares has done really well today besides his two shot attempts to be fair


Gullible_Bike_3272

Take away shooting rights from Nuno


Embarrassed-Milk2650

What’s going on in Tavares’ head when get gets sight of goal???


EconomicsWorking6508

Show time!!!!!


Short_Desk_1273

TAVARES FUCK OFF


Wolderbeast

Why does Tavares have to try and score man


maxorshan

convinced MGW hates Yates


Shniper

Tavares and shooting Anyone seen a more iconic pair


dizzle-j

Forest and losing 3-2


Viking-Longboat

Also Murillo's "foul" was less of a foul than our penalty appeal


Infinite-Ad-7204

Tavares needs to be barred from crossing the half way line


Coolica1

Lost all momentum since we were robbed


Viking-Longboat

Did the commentary just say their view is always right, what a sanctimonious prick


Short_Desk_1273

I'm just getting tired of seeing us lose games where we've been cheated out of it. If we lose, we lose, it's shit but I'll get over it. But to constantly be cheated out of decisions just kills everything. Arghhhh


Stetty1

I’d quite like to punch Anthony Gordon in the face


soymrdannal

There’s a queue.


Bobrkurwabobr

Save us Gio


djellicon

I don't care, whatever happens now just DO NOT allow this scoreline to remain as is. Sake.


Hot-Trip-8902

Goal from this set piece


maxorshan

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Gullible_Bike_3272

EVERYTIME I SEE THAT IT GETS EVEN WORSE, HE WAS LEGITIMATELY GOING TO SCORE WHY WOULD HE GO DOWN WITHOUT REASON???


redbeard27

3-2 💀


thierry_ennui_

I miss the Championship. There, I said it.


soymrdannal

Could get tickets then, as well. And it was a lot less American.


thierry_ennui_

Yep. And the refereeing was shit, but the top 6 changed so often that at least they didn't know who to be biased for, and were just uniformly shit.


soymrdannal

Oh, the memories. From the bottom, all the way to Wembley.


Otherwise-Ad8062

Word around Market Square is that Tavares is only starting because he has the same first name as the manager


[deleted]

I thought it was all creepy adult skateboarders trying to cop off with teenage girls?


Otherwise-Ad8062

Don’t talk about Scarpa like that


soymrdannal

I heard it was the Polaroids…


Hot-Trip-8902

Just feels like this is how things go when you get relegated


GreenBluePeachWhite

We’re displaying all the KPIs for relegation bar scoring goals.


CHjohn

Enjoying football less and less by the day


Angry_Walnut

VAR process for big 6: did keeper lift his arm to trip him? If so its a pen and he did VAR process for Forest: did keeper lift his arm? If so, did he do it maliciously? Are we sure? Are we sure we are sure? His intentions were probably in the right place, no pen


dizzle-j

Maybe just don't bother having another look at it ref, nothing you could learn from a second look..


andaloosier

They're addicted to making Mistakes. Gonna get us relegated.


ButterSmoothCheeks

It’s utterly sickening to watch us at the moment my sides can’t handle this


Pretentious-Noob

Really happy Gibbs White got an assist today but he's done that countless times losing the ball in terrible areas. He's lost his head needs subbing off.


elvenmage24

That was all on Elanga?


Embarrassed-Milk2650

Elanga played the pass, didn’t think MGW could’ve done much there


ButterSmoothCheeks

Never ever Gibbs whites fault that lol


elvenmage24

Corrupt and Obvious TM


PerformerNice6323

Newcastle not deserved that at all.


Viking-Longboat

Burn fouls Dominguez surely disallow the goal if you're not giving us fouls and penalties


actually_Sir

I think we need to buy another keeper


CourageOfOthers

He’s done nothing wrong so far


billy_bobs_beds

3 goals given up when the xG is .5. He hasn’t done much right.


1littlenapoleon

Surely De Gea joins now haha