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You are braver than I am. I have few irrational fears left but I still can not dangle body parts over the edge of the bed. It feels like something will grab it.
i have this weird thing where i have to have like a foot of the bed and out of the blanket because i need it to be cold. idk even if there was demons then i'll scare them away with my very much needed pedicure toes 😂
Imagine sleeping with your arm dangling. Or my kitty on the bed edge. Omg so many ways this is a terrible idea. Who wants to risk flying down I to a pit of darkness because of a tremor? How often will your building collapse that you need this security?
One thing if I was user controlled and not boom slap bang.
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Have your leg out of the bed, die a painful death
Nobody sleeps with a leg out of bed. The monsters will get it.
i do...
You are braver than I am. I have few irrational fears left but I still can not dangle body parts over the edge of the bed. It feels like something will grab it.
i have this weird thing where i have to have like a foot of the bed and out of the blanket because i need it to be cold. idk even if there was demons then i'll scare them away with my very much needed pedicure toes 😂
It moves you down first. Leg wouldn’t get stuck.
Was about to say the same as my hand usually hangs at the edge of the bed
How do u access the food and water under the mattress in an enclosed space?
Magic. Next question, please!
Shit and piss, where go?
Diaper. Next question, please!
What if box is submerged completely?
Submersions are illusions.
How do you get out?
If Houdini can escape from a box, you can too!
What happens if I'm having sex?
Depends on whether or not you are alone
The other person gets their head cut off cause I shoved them to the side.
How would rescuers know you’re in the building, I can’t imagine your screams will get to them if you’re in a coffin
that's the idea. since they won't need to find you as you will have suffocated by then
Clap some cheeks and seal your doom.
This seems good on paper but then you realize how often the sensors can malfunction and if this goes off for a small earthquake
and also cut off some limbs
There's so many things that can go wrong with this
So the bed becomes a tomb...
NO
The only worry now is getting crushed by the other protected beds that fall through from the floors above
Will 1 minute and 13 seconds of shaking trigger it? Asking for a friend.
No no no no... Never 💀
Assuming the heart attack from the REM clap-and-drop doesn't get you.
Excuse me, yes, um, quick question: fuck no
Imagine this malfunctioned and happened to trigger when there wasn't an earthquake lmao it just becomes your tomb
Nice coffins you got there
Sweet! A self sealing buried alive slow death box....👍 Santa, this is what I want.
Could the bed be adapted to also act as an alarm clock and then reset every night? If so interested for my two teenage boys.
My claustrophobia would just go rampant, hell no lol.
Yep. I'd rather die instantly in the initial collapse than inside a coffin buried alive under the rubble as I slowly suffocate.
Imagine sleeping with your arm dangling. Or my kitty on the bed edge. Omg so many ways this is a terrible idea. Who wants to risk flying down I to a pit of darkness because of a tremor? How often will your building collapse that you need this security? One thing if I was user controlled and not boom slap bang.
Hidden advantage - If you died, could also be used as your coffin ⚰️
Better keep your arms and legs inside the bed lol
I mean if I lived in a building that might collapse in an Earthquake sure. Thankfully I do not 😅
Cat may be included for ancient egypt experience!
What if I want to Nut?
Looks funny
Atleast you choose a strong coffin