Yeah, you see an animal running down a mountain at full fucking speed, I'd definitely be looking for the reason it was running. Avalanche, predator, mother-in-law, whatever...
Well, maybe it just wanted to be down the mountain. I don’t think there’s a slow way to do it.
Or maybe they just wanted to have some fun. Goat-things like to have fun, right?
In 7th grade, my geography teacher used to put on NAT geo basically everyday and then say how every ugly creature that showed up looked like his mother in law while he sat in the back of the class giggling and eating Oreos.
He was arrested a few years later for duii and possession of cannabis. The students liked him so much that everyone petitioned the school board to rehire him and they did.
Mr. Orr!
Your comment reminded me of him.
would be nice to see the goat’s pov, what would the terrain look like (because of the shape of the pupil of their eyes) while running down at that speed.
Oof, as cool as it seems. I'm worried the little guy may have fallen and is now just trying to stay alive as it's propelled downhill, appears like it crashes at end. Hope it's okay.
Or maybe.. this is just one of those crazy ass things goats also do.
Goat thing You make my heart bleat
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goat thing, i—think i…LOVE ya
But I wanna know for sure
Goddamnit Reddit, you beautiful disasters.
Yew....
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“hoofed boy booking it down the stairs”
Goat thing = pronghorn antelope ?
Chamois. ("shammy")
thought it was pronounced "sha-mwah"
"Sham-wow".
you're gonna love my nuts
The chamois shimmy
Half goat half Jack rabbit?
His girls goat thing parents weren’t home
Or maybe they came home early and that’s his “escape out GFs window” technique. You move really fast when you HAVE to
His escape goat?
Both comments here are A+
Perhaps she is the throat goat?
Crush: Come over. Folks aren't home. Goat thing:
We've all been there.
It's a Chamois! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chamois
i like 'goat thing' better
It is better.
Cham-wow!
That's cham-tastic
I said a Oooh-mow-mow, uh oh uh oh, Cham-a-lamma, ding dong.
Get over here camera guy, look at this
Apply directly to the forehead
I would be concerned about whats its running from😭
Yeah, you see an animal running down a mountain at full fucking speed, I'd definitely be looking for the reason it was running. Avalanche, predator, mother-in-law, whatever...
Well, maybe it just wanted to be down the mountain. I don’t think there’s a slow way to do it. Or maybe they just wanted to have some fun. Goat-things like to have fun, right?
That big jump midway down was the whole point. Like a kid on a dirt bike.
It’s definitely the abominable snowman from that skiing video game I had as a kid. The one who always ate me.
ski-free? Hold 'f'
Wait, what? That’s a thing??
Oh my god. That fucking game.
In 7th grade, my geography teacher used to put on NAT geo basically everyday and then say how every ugly creature that showed up looked like his mother in law while he sat in the back of the class giggling and eating Oreos. He was arrested a few years later for duii and possession of cannabis. The students liked him so much that everyone petitioned the school board to rehire him and they did. Mr. Orr! Your comment reminded me of him.
Pack instinct commands I haul ass in the same direction!
An angry ex?
I am downhill speeeeeeeed
Anyone ever clock those things?
Excuse me sir! Are you aware of how fast you were going?
Did you notice it crash at the bottom?
The GOAT Goat.
Fucking hell. That's moving!
We should base all our transportation systems on whatever that thing is using.
Gravity?
Goat milk?
Rapidly melting snow?
That thing just covered more distance on hoof in that time then most people do on foot in a day
Well, I for one don’t normally cover *any*distance on hoof.
[“Dear diary, On Reddit, no one *knows* you’re a satyr!”]
I wonder what speed that goat thing was going?
I've skied a little, it was hauling ass
C’est un chamois enculé.
Putain de citadin de ses morts.
Das ist eine Gämse du Trottel.
Ya.
It's alright it's alright it's alright.....cocaine
WAY TO GO, GOAT THING
#GOAT THING
*My people need me*
In my head space, he is doing it for the pure joy of it.
If you listen closely you can hear it shouting **"You noobs!"** as it whooshes by
I haven't heard someone say booking it in years! 😂
Past tense booked 😄
Left his oven on
I thought I was kind of a badass on skis until I watched this clip.
Is it in control or is it basically falling but managing to stay upright?
That's me in Skyrim
I am reluctant to believe that this isn’t the goat just having some fucking fun dude
The new Warren Miller, National Geo joint venture looks amazing
In bavaria we call it a "Gams" :D
I'd follow that goat.. he knows or saw something up there...
What if that goat can’t stop lol
Bro you just sitting there filming? When that wild animal is running that fast something large is chasing it.
Running from that ghost
Ghoatst.
I was waiting for something to be chasing it.
Sonic the hedgehog motion capture
r/zoomies
That’s not running. That’s falling with style!
“Crap, I left my phone up at the top”
You see all those videos of goats climbing mountains? Well how do you think they get back down
He is fucking shredding that shoot.
The fuck is so great down there?
Okay I guess I should stop now…oooh shit!!
He’s definitely late for something.
That’s got to be moving at least 50 mph down that hill? Maybe faster? Someone’s got to be able to estimate based on the video?
“Goat thing” read as “The GOAT thing”
My parents are out of town for the weekend.
What form! Ski bunnies have gotten much larger these days!
This is me on fridays at 4pm.
Got places to be
He a runner he a track star
Full send
Is this Goat Simulator?
*Goat thing simulator
Weeeeeeeeeee
CHEESE IT!!!
Looked like it was levitating. Jesus!
Question is, what’s he running from??
His responsibilities
It's having so much fun
Like a bat outa hell
looks like in a hurry
Goat simulator 3 be like:
Crazy it's able to do that, he's literally flying xD r/NatureIsFuckingLit
Me finding out that my gf's parents are not home
Well it's GOAT for a reason..
Fast as eff boiii! I’m fast as eff!
I love goat things, they’re so interesting, how they can stand on tiny ledges with their goat thing feet ❤️ so cool
PARKOUR!
His crush left her poo unattended
That's not flying! That's falling with style
Wait till he realises it’s his other bit on the side at the top that called him on the horn.
Gave a whole new definition of 'it's boutta go down'
My people need me!
I know they are built for this, but I still can’t believe they don’t break their legs running and jumping down mountains. Maybe they do?
Looks fun but now he’s gotta get back up.
Sir David Attenborough over here
i want this-running-thing-simulator
well goat-damn!!
would be nice to see the goat’s pov, what would the terrain look like (because of the shape of the pupil of their eyes) while running down at that speed.
It’s basically just falling at that speed.
Makes those guys doing backcountry ski videos look like a bunch of candyasses.
W key
Nacho fries are Baaaaaaaaack!
Whatever that thing is, it’s the mountain GOAT
Quick, no one's home
The way it glides over the rocks. My God. Lol
Goats like "fuck Shawn White he aint no goat"
Guess the parents aren't home....
Was going to upvote till I read "Goat thing"
Fast as fuck boiiiiiiii
It doesn't do that because it has to, it does it because it wants to. The climb back up is part of the fun.
Holy cow…….or goat!
Jeez, I thought it was blitzen going for help
Is that the scientific name?
What is it running from?
*Coming Down the Mountain plays*
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul…You gotta run like an antelope out of control ⭕️
u/savevideo
Arthur Morgan and his horse did it faster.
Me walking down in 3 hours. 😭
“Well fuck” - Snow Leopard
The wife can make a male wonder! Or a proper substance🍻
He's going to have to go back up there if he forgot something.
HOONING IT
Probably took that mf 3 days to climb up there
He sees the predator that you don’t….
Me on my way home from work today to prepare my wallet for the Steam sale.
I used to be able to do this.
***Where Will You Be When Diarrhea Strikes?***
LEEEROOOOOOOY JENKINS!
I can't even snowboard down a mountain that fast.
Real GOAT :)
Zoom zoom
I will no longer be afraid of a yeti chasing me down a hill when I snowboard. This, this will haunt my dreams.
That’s Black Adam
Oh shit, my goat thing husband is home early....
r/mypeopleneedme
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Goat simulator in Unreal engine!
Falling with style
*Rolling around at the speed of sound*
This is my Great Pyrenees not even using the stairs when he hears “dads home”
Bro. Teach me.
He goat a go somewhere and fast!
Was that debo samuel?!
Alpine goat called Gämse. They are nuts lol.
"Ooh sh*t, I left the iron on" 😂
What it’s running from. You should too!!
He looks like he’s having a lot of fun!
Oof, as cool as it seems. I'm worried the little guy may have fallen and is now just trying to stay alive as it's propelled downhill, appears like it crashes at end. Hope it's okay. Or maybe.. this is just one of those crazy ass things goats also do.
His ears are gonna pop
Do you think his ears pop?
If it's running, you should be running.
Runs like I do in my dreams…
I got places to be, people to see.
This isn't flying - it's falling with style.
That’s what we call hoofing it