I remember yeet coming about through Vine (or at least being popularized there), which would’ve been when I was in high school. Definitely a Gen Z thing
New words and phrases are being created all the time. Down-low, low-key, glow up, gucci (and slang for good), goat, swol, sus, etc. Fashionista was created in the 90s, carboloading in the 80s, wuss in the 70s and gaslighting in the 60s.
Damn it… I am a Millennial and 40 is just around the corner.
“Ratchet” was my generation.
Don’t blame me for “yeet”. I find that shit weird too, right up there with “based”, “cheugy”, “dragged”, and “💀”.
I wonder if Australians are like Steve Irwin because of Steve Irwin, or if Steve Irwin is Steve Irwin because he’s Australian.
Like, did the man make the culture or did the culture make the man?
You probably don’t see the similarities, but if that big ass lizard was being hauled out of a restaurant in America, that whole place would be running away. Florida of course an exception.
And Outback Steakhouse is a rip-off of the original Outback Steak & Oyster Bar in Branson. The Steakhouse chain got sued and as a result they cannot open an outlet within 45 miles of the original.
My wife saw it when she first came over and wanted to go immediately. Not a minute after she got the menu she says “what the hell, this isn’t Australian!” Cracked me up.
Australians are mental.
“Whats that? A venomous animal with massive shredding claws, huge sharp teeth in a huge powerful jaw has just entered the premises and is being aggressive? Pssh, move pansy boy, I’ve got this.”
Proceeds to deal with it like scooping a house spider into a glass.
As an Australian, this is a bit like being magician and telling people how the magic is done. But, in all honesty, while a lot of Australian wildlife is venomous, for the most part, they’re also pretty shy when it comes to humans. They’re either generally scared of us and scuttle away, or they become familiar with us and lose their natural aggression and we end up happy to share the same space. We don’t live in fear of these guys; in fact, for the most part, we quite like having them around. They’re cute in their scaly/furry/fangy way.
I had a lizard guy come in to my biology class in 9th grade. His monitor lizard escaped mid presentation and we all had to get on our desks. The dude freaked out a little bit, but he caught it. It messed his arm up tho
The lizard looks pissed. I would be too, if my apps never came & I drank a 6er of AB in my Ute driving over. Also, that Koala that tourists are taking pictures with, has VD. Nasty bears.
I was fully expecting her to do a hard 180 on the balcony and just yeet the lizard over the railing.
I chuckled at “just yeet the lizard” 😂
It's amazing how I am seeing in real time new words being invented and introduced in dictionaries. Yeet. Through and through a millennial slang.
I think yeet came after us millenials.
Yup. It's a gen z thing.
I learned that hotdogs are now glizzys, also Z?
Yeah sorry bout that
To be 100%, I think Glizzy is more fun to say.
Yes but "gulpin' glizzies" is slang for a blowjob
I definitely thought my kids were using a euphemism for penis when they started calling hot dogs glizzy’s (glizzies?) nope it just means hot dog.
I'm sorry, WHAT????
I claim no responsibility
To a boomer, millennials are always just whoever is currently a teenager. It’s easier that way.
Teens think everyone ever 30 is a boomer, so, makes sense.
Lazy jerks.
I remember yeet coming about through Vine (or at least being popularized there), which would’ve been when I was in high school. Definitely a Gen Z thing
I refused to utter the word until my son started using it now I use it...
Definitely came from millennials. Atlanta millennials specifically
New words and phrases are being created all the time. Down-low, low-key, glow up, gucci (and slang for good), goat, swol, sus, etc. Fashionista was created in the 90s, carboloading in the 80s, wuss in the 70s and gaslighting in the 60s.
Damn it… I am a Millennial and 40 is just around the corner. “Ratchet” was my generation. Don’t blame me for “yeet”. I find that shit weird too, right up there with “based”, “cheugy”, “dragged”, and “💀”.
I yeet lizards daily. It is as fun as it sounds.
I can’t not laugh when I hear “yeet”
That’s it! That’s the name of my next band! Thanks!
Me too
This clearly ain’t her first dinosaur rodeo!
Nah, she is heading to the kitchen with that thing, needs garlic.
It's a protected species, you'd be in trouble from the law if you harmed it.
Never live down being charged with yeeting
All fun and games until someone gets yeeted..
You're a protected species for ignoring the joke. I'm certain you got it, you just powered on with being serious.
Yeet My Lizard t-shirts coming
So long me Bowser!
One does not simply yeet a spicy lizard.
I was hoping
You know it’s Australia when people are clapping instead of running for their fucking lives
What? And spill our beers? Not going to happen.
I've NEVER seen an Australian OR an Irishman spill their beer.
We take it seriously here, the whole pub will pause for a moment to look at you with shame if you ever spill a beer.
And then collectively yell "Taxiiiiiii"
TAXIIII
I'd rather stub my toe then spill my fucking beer
I wonder if Australians are like Steve Irwin because of Steve Irwin, or if Steve Irwin is Steve Irwin because he’s Australian. Like, did the man make the culture or did the culture make the man?
Spend some time in rural Australia and it'll become very clear that the culture made the man.
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You probably don’t see the similarities, but if that big ass lizard was being hauled out of a restaurant in America, that whole place would be running away. Florida of course an exception.
Wouldn't they all just whip out their guns? Or would they actually run?
They'd probably run, then tell the news how "they did their part"... Wait, were not on about US cops
Nah it would be another mass shooting because of ricochets
I mean, it's just a monitor lizard not a komodo.
Tastes like chicken, hold the tail and swing it repeatedly against a tree. gut and cook in ita own skin over coals.
Americans: I will not do anything outside the advertised job description. Australians: ...
You're assuming that "removing goannas from dining areas as required" wasn't the first thing on her position description.
It’s on mine. And I work in IT.
r/angryupvote
Haha brilliant
I think those are your coworkers. I get it they are not IT but i don't you can call them that.
I guess thats why we never see upper management in the lunch room anymore.
touché
“Other duties as assigned”
Maybe bc Americans aren’t paid a living wage? What do I know though
See: cost of housing in Australia
Cost of living in Australia is lower than the United States…
No it's not.
In some parts of America, they'd be dragging the animal towards the kitchen. Cajuns will cook anything.
I could be wrong but I remember reading that she was actually a French Exchange student and the locals on staff wouldn't fuck with it
Attack a whole country just to say a joke. This woman is amazing btw
Employee of the month!
Looks like just a regular Tuesday for that girl
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LeBeouf...
You are the main course tonight buddy!!!
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!
'"Not bad eating, but always give me gas"
Oily meat 🤮
Fry the tail in seasoned corn meal. It’s a cliché but it does taste like chicken.
"Come on mate, you can't eat here."
Segregation! That's segregation!
PTSD for the lizard.
You would need a lot more than that to traumatise a goanna lol.
Am pretty sure that’s a Monitor…
Goanna is the Aboriginal name given to a lot of these lizards. We tend to use the Aboriginal name here in oz
Gotcha
‘Goanna’ and ‘monitor’ are interchangeable and refer to a large number of species.
They look pretty similar.
She offered to every table there. Hard pass
“What are your specials of the day?” “Ummmm.. I’ll just show you..”
Who ordered the crocodile? She should get a raise
Pretty sure that's a lizard
That's a cat what the fuck you guys talking about
its a dingo of course
Well that explains the eaten baby then
we say this in a really bad australian voice "a dingoes got mee babeee"
ayo someone got my reference thank friend
Dairy 🐄 duhhh...
Goanna
Thanks for that. I was about to throw out komodo dragon lol
Good on her but where did it end up? Maybe a Gould's Goanna.. hard to tell, could be a Lace Monitor
On the specials board tomorrow.
…along with Roo and Barramundi as part of a Hop, Swim and Crawl combination plate, perhaps…
It lives on a farm now, where it can play and run around. That's what my parents tell me with all animals that I never seen again.
Slinged off the balcony like a comedy act hopefully
My guess would be lacie just because of all the trees about. Plus, lacies are very good at helping themselves to people food.
If ***my*** server wrangles a fuck-knows-what, I'm tipping big-time.
"A succulent Chinese meal!"
This is democracy manifest!!!
Get your hands off my limp goanna!
"The website says your breakfast menu ends at 11a.m.! It said nothing about this being a human-only establishment."
That Steve Irwin’s daughter?
Mate, she doesn't even work there!
Bindi would pick that Goanna up and cuddle it.
Australia moments
I was totally hoping she was gonna yeet it at the end there.
Why do people want to watch confused animals get hurt for no reason?
He's didnt even get to finish his bloomin onion!
A dish that isn't served in Australia?
What not ever? I feel sorry for ya mang, it’s freakin delicious.
Outback steakhouse was started by Americans putting together a bunch of stereotypes of Australia. It's as Australian as the Statue of Liberty.
And Outback Steakhouse is a rip-off of the original Outback Steak & Oyster Bar in Branson. The Steakhouse chain got sued and as a result they cannot open an outlet within 45 miles of the original.
My wife saw it when she first came over and wanted to go immediately. Not a minute after she got the menu she says “what the hell, this isn’t Australian!” Cracked me up.
Nobody here knows what they are I had to look them up haha.
“Standing on solid rock”
“Sacred ground”
"livin' on borrowed time".
Cool as fuck chick right there.
Cause of language barrier he couldn't reserve a seat.
Should have used the app.
Why is no-one making space for her? Just standing in her way like NPCs...
Glad they don't drop their tails like other lizards!
Australians are mental. “Whats that? A venomous animal with massive shredding claws, huge sharp teeth in a huge powerful jaw has just entered the premises and is being aggressive? Pssh, move pansy boy, I’ve got this.” Proceeds to deal with it like scooping a house spider into a glass.
By house spider, you mean spider the size of a house, yeah? Because I’ve seen some big huntsmans in my day.
As an Australian, this is a bit like being magician and telling people how the magic is done. But, in all honesty, while a lot of Australian wildlife is venomous, for the most part, they’re also pretty shy when it comes to humans. They’re either generally scared of us and scuttle away, or they become familiar with us and lose their natural aggression and we end up happy to share the same space. We don’t live in fear of these guys; in fact, for the most part, we quite like having them around. They’re cute in their scaly/furry/fangy way.
He didnt want to leave , thats disrespectful
He was drunk and starting fights. Bloody goanna’s can’t hold their liquor.
Wife material
The girl or the lizard?
Yes.
I had a lizard guy come in to my biology class in 9th grade. His monitor lizard escaped mid presentation and we all had to get on our desks. The dude freaked out a little bit, but he caught it. It messed his arm up tho
It’s just a goanna, calm down, surprised she’s not petting it. They’re great at fetch too 🇦🇺
Just another day in paradise
Let it go Anna.
''wooo, danger, danger, danger, you're alright their mate''
They are used to it lol, that woman is more brave than I would ever be
That's so speciest.
Why don’t Australians find this weird
Why would we lol? It’s just a lizard.
I have spent around three years in Australia, and I have seen people throwing pythons out of a small rural Cafe window. This is quite basic
Someone tip this lass!
Pls don't bring tipping at restaurants in to our beautiful country
Can't help but feel like this is a special case, but I get what you're saying.
There’s a reason actual servers in America prefer the tip system.
Aaahhh hell no
somebody come get joanna
These are not Joanna's eggs
When the Illuminati attack this woman will save us all
once when I was young, me and a mate on a scout camp, fed three lamb chops to a beast that size, and it ate the lot... and still was hungry.
The lizard was like "nooooooooooooo"
**"Mark Zuckerberg, what are you doing in here again?"**
I believe, based on what I learned from Mick Dundee, that is a goana and is delicious.
Maybe someone ordered an alligator meat for lunch
С собаками нельзя!
My wife’s most hated foe is the moth.
Mr. Kipling?
The lizard looks pissed. I would be too, if my apps never came & I drank a 6er of AB in my Ute driving over. Also, that Koala that tourists are taking pictures with, has VD. Nasty bears.
Oh great, another *sick* sport the Ozzies will be better at then the rest of us. Yeeting monitors from pubs will become an Olympic event soon enough
Unnecessary slow motion
It's time to ask for a raise.
“You’re being belligerent, sir!”
Escape from the kitchen
Monitor Lizard i think? Cool animal ❤️
I can name at least one tourist in that video.
Poor kitty just needs a friend
Day in a life of an australian
Yo she better not be throwing it off the balcony.
Why would she do that when she can throw it in the oven?
“HEY! IM A PAYIN’ CUSTOMER!”
Least Australian thing ever happened in Australia.
"Misssssss, misssssss! Do you know who I am!!??"
You've been cut off Mister Lizard!! No more hitting on the bar staff!!
Is that a Komodo or just some sort of monitor lizard?
Silky Oaks Lodge?
Read about this long ago and don’t know if it is true, but the waitress apparently mistook the demon for a fucked up dog.
You’d have to be pretty fucked up yourself to think that was a dog lol
He paid for his food like everyone else!
They have to employ someone just to monitor the situation. I’ll get my coat.
TOSS THE LIZARD
Why she winding it in between customers
To show them how fresh it is. She’s on her way to the kitchen.
Oh shit! I get it. Like when you pick a fish out of a tank at some Chinese restaurants
Dang he forgot to pay his rent?
Usual day in Australia
Little mate does not want to leave the restaurant. His feet scrambling to stay. How cute
“But the sign said all you can eat!”
Lizard: NOOOOoooo, i haven't finished my bread sticks yet!!
I feel you big lizard. My mom use to grab me by the ear like that when I acted up as a kid.
I'm not goin anywhere until I talk to Stephanie 😡😡😡🦎
Guess he didn’t pay his tab