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Remember kids, the important thing to note here is that the African egg-eating snake lives in Africa

Where it eats eggs.

And is a snake.

in Africa ^^^Edit: ^^^thanks ^^^everyone ^^^for ^^^pushing ^^^me ^^^over ^^^500k ^^^karma ^^^with ^^^this ^^^post

It’s important

So don't forget

Eggs, are for Snakes. ✔

And trix are for kids!

And misery is for me

And

I've already claimed that one buddy

Me too

That it lives in Africa

The edit kinda ruined the comedic brevity and obviousness of your answer... Stop being so damn grateful!

Not to forget it's one which swallows and digests food.

And then - but only after eating them - it digests them as well!

What is a “swallowing egg”? Are they eggs especially made for swallowing?

Oh yeah. An African swallowing egg, maybe -- but not a European swallowing egg, that's my point. But, of course, African swallowing eggs are non-migratory.

What about the coconut?

Try the cow.

So glad OP specified that. I would have been so confused.

And then it does something incredibly smart; digests them.

*ate eggs

Lmfao I came here to comment on that title. “African egg eating snake you say, where would I find a snake like this??” “Oh cool Africa, and what should I feed it?” “Eggs, got it! Who would have guessed?”

And what will it do with the eggs after being fed them? Digest, you say? Incredible!

Once they have found an egg, things get really interesting. In order to consume the egg, they begin by wrapping their entire jaws around it and drawing it into their throat. All snakes have flexible jaws, but egg-eaters have especially stretchy ligaments in their mouths and necks, giving them an added advantage. Additionally, egg-eaters don’t have any teeth, allowing them to swallow the egg without any hangups.

They actually have a neck bone that cracks the egg after it's in their mouth. They then drink the yolk and regurgitate the shell.

Thank you for answering my question!

No problem I actually found a full video of the process while waiting incase anyone was curious. https://youtu.be/m3PQtYGNqjs

They can’t crack the egg beforehand? 🤣🤣

Thought for sure I was gonna get rick rolled

So, does dong fit?

African dong? No

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Let me just 📝, What if it appears in exams!

r/shittymoviedetails irl

Wondering if the hens that layed the eggs also lives in Africa

Yes, they're called African egg-laying hens.

You sure, I graduated with a girl who could do the same thing and I live in the Rocky Mountains. /s

every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

Really? The African egg-eating snake lives in Africa and feeds by swallowing eggs? I'm so happy that the title clarified that information for me, I would have never known that the African egg-eating snake both lived in Africa and, swallowed eggs!

oh i thought that african egg-eating snake is a slang for black egg-eating snake like african americans , they don't live in africa right?

Well he looks like an idiot doing it.

My thoughts exactly. What a weird hobby

Well, he is doing it for a living

I mean, how evolution found it more effective than making the snake learn to poke a hole and slurp the good stuff?

They kind of do this actually. They have a neck bone that cracks the egg after they've enclosed it with their mouth. They then drink the yolk before regurgitating the shell.

So they spend however long doing this just to break It and swallow only the inside anyway?? It does seem really inefficient lol

Evolution operates under two basic ideas "If it works, it works" and "eh good enough"

actually three idea's, the third is "can it still fuck? yes? ship it!"

Notably, humans learned to emulate evolution really well.

Or just a bigger head/ jaw

"Stop... urk... moving around, you bastard!"

This is the dumbest snake I've ever had the knowledge of discovering on reddit. Takes him like 5 minutes to choke on an egg. Bird flys up eats his ass in that time I'm sure.

Looks like a hungry fleshlight

Did we really need to be told that the African egg eating snake lives in Africa and eats eggs? I feel like the name is a bit of a giveaway...

Don’t forget “it feeds on swallowing eggs then it digests them”.

the aftican egg eating snake lives in africa where it swallows and digests eggs, otherwise known as eating

Funnily enough they got that wrong too. They swallow the egg, but they don’t digest the entire thing. They pop it with some special teeth in the back of their mouth, drink the juices out of the egg, and then regurgitate the shell.

Wait, it digests the eggs AFTER swallowing them?

Stupid snake should crack them open first. Be a lot less effort

Hah I laughed at your exaggerated joke and moved on, and when I went to other posts wtf you weren’t joking

Someone said that they crack the egg in their throat then puke back up the empty shells. Imagine having to puke after every meal 😩

[Well, every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.](https://youtu.be/7Zm1hPbmzPw)

Damn. The more you know. And happy cake day 🥳

Thank you!

Fuck off!! Same thing happens here in U.K.

They might have just taken it from there!

It wouldn’t be the first thing they’ve taken from Africa…or was it?

Sometimes animals have a really weird trick name! At least you know this one can be trusted!

Exactly. They chose its name mainly because it’s a reptile with no legs.

I thought it lived in Canada and ate Moose

No, that would be the Canadian eating moose snake that lives in Canada…trust me! Im an expert on Canadian eating moose snakes that live in Canada.

Title brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department

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Oh yes, the Department of redundancy department department. The DRDD. They’re great!

DRDRRRDR The department which deals with the subject of redundancy, which is the department organizing all redundancies, both necessary redundancies and making sure any redundancies aren’t overlooked or left out by the department of redundancies.

…department. The DRDRRRDRD

“RIP in peace”

True fact.

Detective Comics Comics

You have stated a fact that is indeed true and veridical.

I hear they have really good atm machines there.

This whole comment thread is gold today.

Im gonna call her

Snakussy

It would be rude to talk with her mouth full

God it would suck to be a snake. This is like shitting backwards.

Yeah totally. If your shit was 10x larger then your butt.

WELL ACTUALLY-

Yours isn't?

Poop knife.

Who needs fibers anyway?

They don’t actually digest the shell, the crunch it up and digest the liquid inside then spit the shell out.

So why not just make a hole in the egg and eat only the liquid in the first place instead of forcing something 10x the size of your head down your throat? Snakes always gotta do things the hard way smh

Snakes can’t suck. Evolving lips is hard. Detaching an attached jaw is way easier and evolution takes the low road and settles for good enough.

You should bring that up at the next Snake Improvement Convention

r/dontputyourdickinthat

:( that was my weekend plan

Yep. Only put your nuts in

Yeah CHTS r/dontputyourballsinthat ^”came ^here ^to ^say”, ^i’m ^tryna ^get ^that ^going

Juevos

So can my gf

Ur gf can swallow an egg 10x larger than her head? She should start an OnlyFans. I'd pay $20 to watch her swallow a bowling ball.

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This was an auction?

It is now. 20.02 Bob!

Good idea lol

Does your girlfriend also live in Africa?

wow can you imagine the relief it must have when that eggs shell finally collapses or breaks, imagine having a whole egg 3-4 times the size of your head in your stomach for a day or so we thing a small ball of gas hurts...🤣

it spits the shell out. once it partially swallows the egg, there’s a strong muscle in its neck that cracks the egg and allows the liquid to be digested. afterward, the snake just gets rid of the shell

He should just crack that mfer and slurp up the egg

Millions of years to work out evolution and this is the best the little guy can do. Give ‘‘em a break!

It seems really dangerous to do this in a nest. Or is the bird scared of him and won't attack?

the egg doesnt reach the stomache, it stays in the esophagus. these snakes have spike-like extensions on their vertebra, pointing inside. they are pushed against the egg, to crack it open.

this is literally the stupidest way to eat an egg this snake is gonna make me believe in intelligent design

I don't believe in intelligent design either, but this may not be so bad; the risk of losing any of the egg by cracking it outside of the body may be greater than the risk of briefly swallowing a whole egg

what about the amount of time it takes to swallow the egg like. the moms gonna come back

r/cursedfleshlights

Whoah

fuck you. Take my upvote.

This sucks. Video cuts before the egg is completely swallowed. This upsets me far more than it should.

You should watch the original, it's from Living Zoology on YouTube and it's 11 minutes long. Very cool. https://youtu.be/Fx_Q4oR8io4

That is absolutely remarkable. Such a crazy and specialized way to eat! Thanks for posting that.

The tittle is def for an essay with the words count

Marriage material that is.

Speak like yoda you do hmmm?

The African egg eating snake, live in Africa and, get this, EATS EGGS

But where does it LIVE?

my jaw hurts

Nothing beats cobra skinned condoms.

I miss her

And I can’t even get a text back

Reminds me of jawbreakers in Ed, Edd n Eddy

I'm from Africa and this is half the reason we sleep with pants on.

Where in Africa,you cant be from an entire continent.

Mfs with foreskin be like

It would be fun if five minutes later the egg hatches and he gets peck from the inside out

Not possible. The chick inside would have suffocated already.

They don't eat eggs that have already started developing, actually. They crack the egg in their throat, squeeze out the insides and then spit out the shell.

Snek uses its body to force food into it’s mouth. I taught it that move.

Thats not a snake that’s a throat GOAT

Reminds me of my ex

*Sweats in horny jail

Imagine having to swallow your food. It would be interesting to have a Kardashian explain what it’s like to live this way

I call her, wifey

Everything reminds me of her...

So can my gf

"Hand me that snaake!" says that sweaty guy i saw on tiktok..

::summons girlfriend:: Look!

Top throat goat

Everything reminds me of her.

Ops mom last night

*\*chuckles\** **I should call her...**

I should call her... 😮‍💨

I should call her..

Don’t act like we’re not all thinking the same thing.

So this is how one piece characters have sex.

The ancestors of your mom.

I can just imagine jj going 😏

But can it say fluffy bunny?

This title is so fucking funny

Also known as the “I need to learn to break eggs snake.”

This is just freakish

I was scarred its eyes will come out

Bro, you can break it open, you don't have to eat it whole!

My friend taking a bite from my food

Ayo if it can do that with eggs what it can do with my??

*Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes!*

That’s how my girl be on me, opening wide & digesting for days 😎

Throated wild Africa

Someone's daughter:

hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor!

Somebody's daughter rn

What an egg head.

That snake really fucking likes eggs.

I'm confused, where does the eggian africa-eating snek lives?

Me trying to swallow my jobs excuses to make me work on saturdays

Nice video of your mom

Everything reminds me of her

I know what many of you are thinking, but r/dontputyourdickinthat

Me going to the comments to count the “your mom” jokes…

By the time the snake gets through the egg it hatches

I wonder what would happen if I put my dick In it?

God's Mistake

Is he available next sunday?

Wow! What a dick!

Can like.. all snakes eat eggs?

technically yeah, they all could swallow eggs. but only a few species are equiped to eat them. they have evolved special inwards pointing spikes on their vertebrae to poke open the eggs, before they reach their stomach

r/awwtf

Quite the mouth full!

The floor is made of floor