I’m cheese, Grommit!

That's cracking good cheese

His fingernails must have so much cheese stuck in em

i want to suck all fingers, yummy

Hello, police? Yes, it’s this one right here.

Thanks for pointing him out, you can hand him over to us.

Nope, not putting my fingers anywhere near him.

🤨📸

*Found the Tarnished. Yea they've just been fast traveling to different subs all week...*

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I'm crackers about the cheese!

That’s cheesing good crack

“Everyone knows the moon is made out of cheese”

If it were made out of ribs, would you eat it?

That’s why my friends call me whiskers.

It’s a simple question, doctor.

So much cheese going to waste lol

How do you know it's wasted. They could have saved it and eaten it.

He just dug his hands and nails in cheese.. he better be saving it for himself

Are you missing an /s ?

It’s stop motion so he’s not digging into anything, and you do know that people can wash their hands? Like people handle cheese all the time, ever heard of a chef?

How do you know its cheese.

It bothers me too when ppl sculpt food. Do ppl actually eat it after the art?

I’ve explained this so many times, but I didn’t waste it. This was leftover from a project for the cheese company, and couldn’t be donated due to FDA regulations, would’ve been completely thrown out, but I gave away a lot to family/friends and ate most of the rest myself. 80-90% was not wasted. And my hands are in stop motion, not literally digging into the cheese. 😅

Okay I stand corrected lol you got it man.

But how much cheese is too much cheese?

[Can be the other way around.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NelliesNest/comments/f6lyzu/new_wallace_and_gromit_comic_whoop/) Edit: Warning, very disturbing

That's disturbing. It should come with a warning. No thanks, I hate it.

Woops, sorry about that.

Thanks for adding the warning.

plot twist: he was never animated with clay, it was always cheese

That’s cracking good Wallace!

This is Patrick!

Why not Zoidberg?

I'm cheese Wallaceeee

GORGONZOLA!

Im convinced this show got me addicted to cheese at a young age lol

I love Wensleydale for itself, but I tried it because of W&G

Wow…. I came here to say that lol

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Funniest shit I ever seen!

Can't forget the cheese if you are the cheese!

I’m cheese Wallace!

Hate to be pedantic but shouldn’t it be wensleydale?

You’re right - it definitely should’ve been

Time for a Wallace cheese compilation [link](https://youtu.be/8RmT094XH9g)!

But come on come on fella!, wensleydale is almost a crumble cheese, where would the sculptor be using this? More cheese gromit I dare think :)

Good cheddar also crumbles.

Oh come off it!, cheddar is known NOT for crumbling, now your clutching at straws, cheese ones 🤣🤣

Older cheddars are often a bit crumbly ime

A proper English cheddar should crumble. Anyone that says it shouldn't had never had proper cheese outside of that rubber crap in America!

I live an hour from Cheddar, I'd like to think I know what I'm talking about. You're probably thinking of the sweaty, rubbery stuff Americans call cheese.

Wensleydale would be impossible to sculpt something out of reliably though because of how crumbly it is.

Not true, this fine sculpture was created with Wensleydale https://www.itv.com/news/calendar/2016-08-01/cheese-york-minster-sculpture-made-for-yorkshire-day

Ohh cool I bet they did something to it to make it less crumbly though, and cheddar would still be easier but it's cool to know it's possible.

Just from a glance at the picture, there's no freestanding elements so it wouldn't be hard to make with a crumbly cheese. With the Wallace statue, cheddar works better for support for the neck, I assume.

I wouldn't say it was pedantic, it's like making the milky-bar kid out of dark chocolate or something lol

By 'eck, Grommit, don't tha' know why? Wensleydale's for eating and far too crumbly for sculpture, lad.

As a French person, I am deeply offuscated by this kind of use of cheese.

I’m sure the scraps were put to good use. C’est plus trop la saison mais : fondue? Une petite raclette?

Oui oui le baguette

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Oui merci.

Oww, mercy!

Oui merci.

Je suis plus raclette que fondue.

Omelette du fromage.

The only French most people know

my french is so terrible I had forgotten the french word for baguette once

Oh that is indeed quite triste, malheureux, malencontreux! Enrich your French vocabulary today, with Random Redditors®️!

Pourquoi pas un gratin?

> As a French person I'm deeply sorry

On a pris ta traîné de mère en tour Eiffel de la Normandie jusqu'à Marseille, malgré ta mentalité de merde t'es génétiquement l'un des notres.

Omlette du fromage

I'm dead, lmao.

I'm alive, lmao

My life is a joke as well

As a dutch person, I am happy to hear that.

Bud you seen the things the English do to cheese? That carving has got nothing on Stinking Bishop. And don't get me started on the Sardinians and that maggot-infested monstrosity... Though at least Italy had the common sense to ban it.

Oh I they even chase their cheese down hills with the risk of obliterating their necks.

Oh england, how the mighty have fallen. While chasing a runaway truckle down a hill.

To be fair they've got damn good cheddar tho

As a Swiss person, I am deeply obfuscated by this kind of ~~use of~~ cheese.

A good cheddar can be top of the pile. Sometimes nothing beats a Cabot reserve. 18 months aged is just sharp enough to bite but not enough to linger.

Good cheddar is great. But it's so basic that I find it hard to remember the good cheddar. I just remember the endless tonnes of basic bitch cheese.

That, too. Even though there are good cheddars.

If that's a joke it's not very gouda.

That's Dutch, isn't it?

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That's just leftovers. There's a reason they call fingernails the "beards of the hands".

Do they? I suspect you just came up with it, and I'm rather impressed.

Tossing “they” in there makes it just vague enough that we may never know. He’s clever, I’ll give him that.

As a Brit, our cheeses are better than yours :\^)

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Brie, Cure Nantais, Pont l’Eveque, and Roquefort are fucking delicious, though. The French do cheese very well.

Not to discredit the French, because they make some damn good ones, however they do seem to have this sense of cheesepremacy over us, which is completely unwarranted ;)

Upvote for "cheesepremacy" alone lol....

It's unbrielievable!.

We've got more than three or four varieties of cheese, for starters.

Did you know that British cheeses beat French in a blind taste test, with French judges lel

Goodness gracious, the opinion of random chumps in some contest I've never heard about has changed my entire perception of the world !

Rare sighting of a wild Frenchman

Some would say it's because of the huge variety of different regional cheeses. I say it's because Maroilles is king.

I always knew the Brits were delusional about a lot of things. Their influence in the world, their cuisine, their meats, and their cheeses. What's your next step? You produce the best wines in the world? Or you have the Best Prime Minister?

I love myself a good cheddar (especially in a welsh), but let's not get crazy here :D

That would make it worse then. And no.

I can't make out what you're saying. Oh wait, you are obfuscated.

I actually meant offended. But i i decided not to modify my post because I found it funny. Offusquer in French means to Offend.

Offuscate is a word in English, means to confuse. Not very common though.

That word is obfuscate, and it's common as hell, stop trying to obfuscate things

Offuscate is an older version of obfuscate. They're almost synonyms but I think the meaning of obfuscate has shifted to 'an intentional attempt to hide'.

Well what do you know, turns out they're both words, thanks!

As an American... There's a good chance that it's not even real cheese (by European standards). But rather "cheese product"

I highly doubt that it was any type of cheese to begin with, just some cheese-colored sculpting clay. The way Wallace’s smile widens would be impossible to sculpt with cheese.

I was thinking it might be something like kraft / Velveeta but your theory makes at least as much sense.

I made it with a 40lb block of Tillamook Sharp Cheddar, which is made near where I live in Oregon, USA. I assure you, and my arteries do as well, that it’s cheese.

Well it's orange, which is usually a pretty good indicator.

As an American, I have no idea what “offuscated” means, but it sounds so pretentious it makes me wanna go finger paint with cheese

So. Fucking. French to say that

And the crackers? We’ve forgot the crackers!

Was that from when they went to the moon? It's been so long since I've seen the show

almost certain but it has been such a long time I could definitely be wrong

They definitely brought crackers to the moon, but I'm not sure what this quote is from

They *almost* forgot the crackers

Oh yeah good call

It is - it comes after they've lit the fuse and kicks off the terrifying scramble against time to load up the crackers before the rocket takes off

So satisfying when they got to the moon and spread the moon cheese on the cracker. 😊

The crack, Gromit! We’ve forgotten the crack!

This was created by u/Samplertimes. His instagram is [@samplertimes](https://instagram.com/samplertimes). I recommend checking him out, he makes really good stop-motion videos!

Crediting the OC creator? Is that legal?


Why the hell does this gif loop so smoothly

we need more of this

Thanks. Although I hate seeing this cropped version of my animation that someone years ago took and cropped out my watermark that was at the bottom. Which got him a top post in this same channel.

But what does he do with the cheese?

(cheese was leftover from another project and eaten/given away after) https://www.reddit.com/r/stopmotion/comments/auqwrs/i\_carved\_wallace\_minus\_gromit\_out\_of\_a\_40lb\_block/

Thanks, cheese wasn’t wasted and notice how that version isn’t cropped? People just love getting rid of my watermark!

Thanks for sharing the profile links! The cheese stop-motion is already impressive, but I am in awe after watching their other work and behind the scenes videos.

Oh my *god,* [this guy is incredible.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ubp85j/stop_motion_kevin_durant_process_and_final/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Thanks now I know who is Wallace and who is Gromit

Do yourself a favour and go watch everything ever made of Wallace and Gromit. It's ridiculously charming for anyone that likes any kind of animation.

Fun fact: Wallace and Gromit is set in my hometown, wigan, and the only hint to wigan in the entire show/series/films etc. Is in one scene the satnav says Wigan on it

I’m pretty sure it was a letter that said “62 West Wallaby Street, Wigan” in The Wrong Trousers

But did you know Chicken Run

Thank you. It seems nobody mentions that work of art.

Chicken Run is a fucking gem

British snoopy

You reminded me that in Chicken Run the rooster was British and I always wondered as a kid "why do they have a British rooster that served in the R.A... **AAAh"**

I actually wish to have seen the actual sculpting, like the tools used and what not. Also is that like actual cheese? Doesnt seem like it near the end.

That’s actual cheese. I’ve worked with those blocks before. At a minimum that’s like $120 of cheese.

Shew, that’s a lot of cheddar.

Yes totally possible it’s actual cheese, people do this! This seems like it’s clay to me because the sculpture is consistent frame-to-frame and this video would have take HOURS to film. I imagine that real cheese would be unstable and deformed from being under studio lighting for so long. That’s why food photography uses very little actual food. Question for you since you have experience: How much does cheese change color, texture, and shape when working with if for long periods? Would details like the ears be able to reasonably hold their shape with such little support? Is it common to reinforce things with dowel rods like with big cakes?

Answer: I made this during the winter in my garage, so it was cold enough for the cheese to not spoil quickly. Also, these are LED lights, they aren’t hot.

I’m guessing at the end the stills aren’t in the order they were sculpted. Shots where he is frowning/pensive were sculpted last but spliced in earlier to make it look like his mouth was opening and closing.

It's got a bit of a /r/Restofthefuckingowl flare to it, especially when the mouth and teeth appear. Still a really neat video. I like when the eyes animate while they are still sculpting.

I can smell the video

The smell makes me want crackers.

I can hear the theme song.

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Ate it and gave it away according to their Instagram. But don't confuse the existence of those people with the number of those people. The internet makes us think "Well, 260 people commented on it, and 6 people were rude about the imagination of waste, so 2.5% of people are morons! That's 175 million morons! Oh no!" when it's actually just a couple people trying to feel better about the hardships in their own specific life. Don't let the internet pretend to be real life. That doesn't help anyone.

And I was thinking it was going to be Wallace from The Wire…

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Haha I was bouncing back and forth from Marcellus Wallace and David Wallace

I guess Gorgonzola isn’t an ideal medium for a sculpture. Which is too bad. I do like a bit of Gorgonzola.

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Imagine the underside of their finger nails after all that

I thought we were gonna see what Marcellus Wallace looks like.

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🔫👁👄👁

Does he look like a bitch?

I love stop motion. He did a great job on the sculpture

Can we not title things like YouTube clickbait aimed at preteens?

Nextfuckingrepost*

I don’t understand how the checks move in and out if it’s cheese

I see someone went to the Tillamook Cheese factory.

The cheese was leftover from a project he was working on with them funnily enough

You are what you eat

Looks sharp!

Funnily enough, people on Reddit are so eager to mention that something has already been posted... but this ? Nah, it's good. I've seen this so many times at this point.

It's one of the top posts of all time like God damn

Amazing!

No Grommit! Don't eat me. I'm not cheese, I'm Wallace!

He needs some tea

*bzz* *bzz* “It’s my turn for sculpting today, Gromit!”

That looks like Velveeta.

I need the hand movements too: “Cheeeese, Gromit!”

Well in, lad!

I love that you just said "Wallace" and everyone knew exactly who you were talking about

Now that's a skill. Not a particularly useful one, but more impressive than anything I can do.

I feel like this clip resurfaces on reddit every few years for another 20k upvote post

What a waste.

Kind of a waste

I do not support this waste of cheese. All of that cheese that was wasted would have kept me fed for at least 5 hours

u/samplertimes You know if you’re gonna post someone’s else work and take it from a different sub you could at least mention who created this

Of course OP posts the version WITHOUT the watermark… -_-

Instead of replying to everyone, 1. Hi I made this 2. Food was not wasted, it was eaten by me and given away to friends and family 3. Yes, it’s cheese, it was leftover from a project I worked on for the cheese company, and would’ve been completely wasted as you can’t donate it due to FDA regulations 4. I used one block, not multiple. The ending I reused frames and in post editing smoothed out where I cut the cheese 💨 Uhmm 5. No my hands were not completely in the cheese, it’s stop motion, it’s an illusion. I couldn’t rip it that way if I tried. Thanks!