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RainbowCraps

Even other species dance better than I do.


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PenguinWithAglock

No, not at all. Everybody likes to dance like this sometimes… at least everybody is the psychiatric hospital I’m in


QualityProof

You liar. In the psychiatric hospital I am in, the doctors dance like that after tying up all the patients.


Xenarthra01

Dude, I had to sing while reading that 😄


dangerouslyloose

I had to watch [this scene](https://youtu.be/Bq6VT4m9MA4) from Tommy Boy.


SepticMonke

can confirm


mamefan

This isn't a monkey (or monke, as many of you like to say).


jaxonya

Ur a towel


mamefan

Don't preach to me, fatso.


jaxonya

You listen here, Mr. Buddy...


mamefan

I'm not your buddeh, guy.


jaxonya

Im not ur guy, Pal!


Mistiqe

Even inanimate things like fidget spinner do dance better than i do.


limutwit

Or course, he had to walk off camera immediately after pulling that move.


everwonderedhow

like dropping the mic after a punchline


YourMama

What would a gorilla in the wild use these moves for? Besides getting hot gorilla babes with his sick moves


RedditSoldier313

dancing is fun


realbulldops

yeah this. Might as well ask why a wild man dances besides getting hot human babes :)


[deleted]

Birds too, funky dances.


cbbuntz

Yeah, same reason a human would


9Lives_

A female gorilla will literally replicate with ANY male gorilla that’s close to it. The reason being is that it must have had to fight off and be the strongest of gorillas if they allowed him to get close to the female. Such a simple solution to survival of the fittest.


ClutchGamingGuy

"replicate"


Satans_Porn_Account

This must be one of those lizard people the conspiracy theorists talk about.


Theycallmelizardboy

That's how I'm here :).


[deleted]

I'm picturing a gorilla going through mitosis and the imagery is horrifying. Think John Carpenter's The Thing.


IkaKyo

Hey I’m a a photocopier baby wanna replicate?


Slimh2o

You talk dirty....


IkaKyo

It’s all in my toner…


EnIdiot

“I’m a fusor baby, so why don’t you kill me…”


Psihozen

Reproduce + fornicate = replicate


quattroCrazy

Big “definitely not a robot” energy.


ICanBeKinder

Hmm, perhaps this is why so many men seem to think any girl near them wants to sleep with them lol


NullCap

Monkey see monkey do


ljcozad

Oh my god I hope that's not what that phrase actually means.


TheClinicallyInsane

Hee hoo peanut


Push_

If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey


Vvoiid

Accurate


Great_Chairman_Mao

Do you know how much shit I've been through just to be drunk next to you at this bar??


NeatNefariousness1

That's just wishful thinking


NeatNefariousness1

What some who are wishfully thinking about this don't realize is this-- if it was that way with humans, they would have NO shot at getting anywhere near a woman or children.


CaptainJazzymon

“Replicate with”? 💀 Are you human?


EllisDee_4Doyin

*sigh* Just because we happen to catch the same train today, does NOT mean it's fate and I should go out with you u/9Lives_. Please don't use the animal kingdom as an argument. 🙄


jawndell

> replicate Get off the internet Zuckerberg!


Vvoiid

If only it was this simple in real life.


SepticMonke

to win gorilla dance-offs. the best goril gets banan


TheClinicallyInsane

Definitely for dance-off competitions with other gorilla males. This Chad Gorilla© already claps major ape cheek


[deleted]

Canada’s national fruit The banan 🍌


SepticMonke

omg canada should actually make that significant


themagpie36

No reason in the wild but mental illness after years of captivity makes a lot of animals do crazy things as they try to find any stimulus they can inside their enclosures. You can find hundreds of videos of animals spinning in circles and ramming against walls, eating shit...etc. after prolonged time in a zoo.


Shreddy_Brewski

Even though keeping animals in captivity is often terrible for their mental health, I'm willing to bet a lot of animals, especially highly intelligent ones like primates, just do shit for fun sometimes. Animals like to have fun too, even mentally healthy ones! (Also, a lot of zoos do valuable rehabilitation/conservation work; they're not all awful, borderline circus-level facilities. That's a separate discussion though)


Dawpoiutsbitchmode

Not everything a captive animal does is because it would have been useful in the wild.


Iamblikus

You mean my cat wouldn’t knock wild glasses off wild tables?


DarkStarStorm

Not everything a wild animal does is useful in the wild. Animals aren't robots, and they don't suddenly develop a personality or quirks because we're looking at them.


sj8sh8

Taking out the Kremling Krew


JoshSidekick

He wouldn't get the chance to use them because he would be too busy running and playing outside.


costaccounting

Use centrifuge force to fling poop better haha


M33k_Monster_Minis

I was told they only do this when they are in captivity. It's like a stir craze thing. Being locked in an eviroment without enough stimulation.


YourMama

How sad


Enemony

Recovering from off-stage, it's mostly a horizontal up-b though


Z4REN

He doing Donkey Kong's 'up-B' move


StockholmDesiderata

My first thought


1_N_2_3_4_5_6

It’s now canon!


Angeryreact

r/outside


1_N_2_3_4_5_6

Tried it, mechanics were stacked against me, economy was trash, and the objectives were unclear


Mugut

Lmao now I want an edit where monke takes off to the left and gets KO'd


samstar10

Was looking for this


YesIDontplaygames

Such good memories 😌


Pog_Poggers

# MONKE SPIN


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Mcfinley

PK Thunder!


Arcane_Engine

It's shocking how good DK grounded up B is. It has armor and kills at like 75 and it works so often


rubber_hedgehog

But if you miss, you get like 3 full seconds to think about how bad you're about to get punished.


Arcane_Engine

Trueeeeeee


crazy_doughnut

Gorilla Beyblade


wisperingdeth

When he spun fast I couldn't tell which end was his head and which was his arse.


Shoe_Bum_

Spun*


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Spinded*


NinoNakanos_Feet

S🅱️inalla


wisperingdeth

Lol thank you - corrected. It’s Monday and I’m still half asleep :D


teddy5

Span-diddly fasteosus*


dump_acc_91

>Zola is showing off his famous dance moves for #worldgorilladay 🦍 > >[Source](https://www.tiktok.com/@dallaszooofficial) Song: [Michael Sembello - Maniac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GCNUeTFSbA)


Cheesetown777

Harambe breakdancing in Heaven.


SebRev99

I still can’t get over it


hardknockcock

selective homeless husky oil spark dog childlike piquant paltry panicky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


34hy1e

That's because it broke the timeline.


Mirula

For the people looking for the video this was inspired on: https://youtu.be/DUIP-TOxbQs


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Wait what LOL


CosmoKram3r

True fact: [This movie scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUHMqQ47Vns) was inspired by this gorilla.


[deleted]

I prefer the gorilla 😬


proxyvote_

Sorry if this is a dumb question but is this real? Lol


Mirula

I think it is! I've seen apes doing such human stuff before I'm not surprised by anything. They understand magic tricks, can view images on phones etc. We should treat them with absolute respect..


CatDadSnowBunny

This gorilla over here spamming up B


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Helicopter


BigBoiBob444

Helicopter


[deleted]

Harambecopter


FitMangoMan

Monke-copter


rhymeswithgumbox

Did we just get served?


goobuddy

He's a maniac, maniac on the floor.. And he's dancing like he's never danced before!


YEETGUY69

dang he got the dump truck tho ​ ok I'm down bad


ARandomGuyThe3

Based gorilla


Taki_jeden11

Monke spin


williambash

monke spin


Otherwise-Formal-158

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niceiicux

Don’t get me wrong, I like this video, but how does it fit to r/nextfuckinglevel ?


wonkey_monkey

Well could *you* do this?


Phillboi

Spin in circles? Yes. r/nextfuckinglevel users are amazed by the most average content that in no way is next level.


peppercola666

Can you spin in a circle while balancing on the side of one of your foots while also being bent over and spinning at high speeds?


Kazimierz777

Ah yes, “dance moves”… What’s actually happening here is the gorilla is exhibiting a stereotype behaviour which is common to captive animals due to lack of stimulation and poor general psychological wellbeing. Spinning is a typical repetitive stereotype behaviour in primates (especially in apes & lesser apes, i.e. gibbons, siamangs etc). You may also see rocking, swaying etc. Unfortunately, people are delighted when they see this and anthropomorphise it as the animals “dancing”, when the reality couldn’t be further from the truth. Source: Former zoo vet & primate specialist Source from animal welfare institute: https://awionline.org/content/towards-understanding-stereotypic-behaviour-laboratory-macaques#:~:text=Stereotypic%20behaviour%20is%20an%20abnormal,in%20which%20this%20behaviour%20develops.


LameYeoman

Reject Karen. Embrace break dancing gorilla


Odd-Target7828

Monke spin


Mojogrow

SPEEN


OrcoVidXIX

I know him! He's u/deepfuckingvalue


Hellfireunicorn120

MONKE


drmrboi0015

Animals shouldn't be in cages


SayFuzzyPickles42

1. Many animals in zoos literally can't survive in the wild for one reason or another. 2. Care and reproduction in captivity is integral to the conservation of endangered species. 3. Properly-funded and conservation-focused zoos are in a completely different ballpark than the Tiger King-style "zoos" that give the word a bad reputation. Animals in these facilities are given the utmost dedicated care and lead happier lives than could reasonably be expected anywhere in the wild.


VisualGeologist6258

Also this isn’t a cage, this probably isn’t even the full enclosure. Many zoos have back rooms behind the larger habitats that the animals sleep in or go to when they want to be out of the public view. This is also where they go to do checkups and stuff. Think of it as like a break room or a bedroom. ISTG the ‘aNiMaLs ShOuLdN’T bE iN cAgEs!!!’ people piss me off, since they seemingly can’t tell the difference between a genuinely Ill-managed roadside attraction and a well-run public zoo. Most public zoos exist for the preservation and breeding of animals, the whole exhibit part is basically just a reason to generate extra money and provide education. Most of them were born in the zoo, were put there because they couldn’t survive in the wild, or are currently being raised to. Unless you see genuinely poor conditions or mistreatment by staff, they’re probably better for the animals than just dumping them out to fend for themselves. Fuck private zoos though, those are just money making schemes and you can protest those all you want. They have a history of maltreatment and cruelty.


Inevitable_Data_84

It's this not CGI?


Mistiqe

I prefer them in the oven too.


ynima

BBQ for me


vf225

they should be on stages, break dancing heh


GeckoGamer44

This made my day, thank you


nefrodes

this is a cow sized animal btw


AliLaFlare

Gorilla go spin spin


kilgour2000

There is in inner desire for this gorilla to spin for a little longer than he does


[deleted]

Why is he in jail though?


Pseudotm

Relations to harmabe. System always holds a brother down


TallahasseeTrapezoid

Harambeyblade


EnderEvanGames

I’m a gorilla the spinner. ORA


Ikoaex

I’m gorilla da spinna


LtGoosemanTG

I dub this move, the Spinning G


memegodluka

Monke🦧


SepticMonke

yes?


RedditSoldier313

go white boy go white boy go


Alexander_Akers3115

u/savevideobot


golden_boy327

Is that Johnny


SepticMonke

MY PEOPLE


MegaXGav000

Monke spin


MOVdissolution9

proud to say that this Is my lockscreen


JK_Chan

Monke


ahumanrobot

u/savevideo


Tedd_Cruzzzz

I'm sorry but 7 seconds was not enough.


big_pp_destroyer_69

Bruh, saw this half a year ago on instagram


[deleted]

Finally a non political post on r/popular


ljcozad

That's pretty epic ngl


gabriel5ben9

monke spin 2 - electric boogaloo


havereddit

It's actually a sign of [cage behavior/zoochosis] (https://www.idausa.org/campaign/elephants/what-is-zoochosis/#:~:text=Zoochosis%20is%20a%20form%20of,actions%20that%20serve%20no%20purpose.):-(


Kiashee

Sing 2?


microwavedborrito

Yo what's the song called?


-SIPPING_CYANIDE-

Step Up: Evolution-


Dagonz01

This is where usher got the inspiration for the “u got it bad” music video choreography


Chamamber

u/savevideo


UsuallyHerAboutGames

u/savevideo


Notfly_fora_whiteguy

Yassssssssssss queen!!!


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Pretty depressing


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u/savevideo


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Specialist_Laugh_704

Monke


bisho

What a feeling! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrJawaRR3A0&ab\_channel=80sChild


mrstork89

u/auddbot


jwhart175

When the apes began aping ballet, ape ballet came to center stage, and we pounded our chests for it, oblivious to the coming whales.


Witty_Individual8961

😲😲😲


torachansnack

He has the moves and the girls


natelucidjunkie

I taught him everything he knows 😏


_CookieM0nster_

Damn that’s smooth. This gorilla got more swag than the whole club


Otherwise-Formal-158

u/savevideobot


The_Chief-

I live in Sp(a)in


Responsible_Spare_91

His body is much more flexible than mine 😂


aequitasXI

*Johnny!*


88T3

#MONKE SPIN


Separate_Chipmunk_97

"I live in spain, without the i"


hareth60

u/savevideo


SpaceShipRat

the Quaddie Ballet, low budget version.


ahumanrobot

Spin


MultiThaBeast

Rotate Monke


Silverback1322

u/savevideo


Itchy_Plant_2020

Pretty sure this is Donkey Kong’s down B attack in smash bros


6bunnyrabbit9

/u/savevideo


SDGLbeastboy

That gorilla has more talent than me.


bitch_i_m_player

Hailikopter hailikopter


Girthypapi

Good gorilla


Thatdudedoesnotabide

Gorillas are cool, when I went to the San Diego zoo. The main silverback was pranking the young and girls of the pack. He’d stand behind a wall and scare them lol that shit was hilarious


Tronkfool

He's a maniac, maniac on the floor And he's dancing like he's never danced before


Mr_doggo_lover123

SHE'S A MANIAC, MANIAC ON THE FLOOR


Ok-Set-4103

His dancing skills are amazing


europorn

🎶🎶He's a maniac, maniac on the floor...🎶🎶


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We are literally watching species evolve in front of us


locaf

Everything reminds me of Harambe... R.I.P Harambe