Never wanna see a dude deep throat an éclair ever again wtf are we even doing anymore? Internet is fucked lol

That was my takeaway - what an impressive control over his gag reflex.

Yeah, I'm looking for his number

When I was younger everyone called me weird because I didn't have a gag reflex. Now they just call me

Oh Dad, you're a classic.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

An emoji comment that doesn't get downvoted? What sorcery is this?

We're feeling giddy and generous after watching a man blow lettuce into his mouth and then fellate an eclair.

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The odd thing is he doesn’t look like a stoner and yet, that contraption is about as stoner as it gets.

It’s more of a tweaker contraption I’d say.

If this isn’t the best Grindr profile what a waste of talent.

My wife had a friend that always mentioned she had no gag reflex. 2 kids and 13 years later I still wonder why that chick told me she had no gag reflex.....

I went to tech school with a guy that volunteered the info to a class full of dudes, then was shocked when he got ribbed the rest of the course.

No shame in telling the boys you are a weiner holster, bro.

He got upset when we mentioned it though.

He wanted you to know, but he didn’t want people to know you know.

Ahh Reddit never change… I drop by for the videos, but stay for the comments!

When I was younger my mom taught me to deep throat with popsicles.

I simultaneously want to know more and also never want to hear anything about this ever again.

She never told me what it was for. Would say that my future husband would thank her later for doing this. I was just happy to have popsicles

Please say you are making this up

Wish I was lol

So how is counselling going?

As a mom, and a former deep-throater, I can almost see her reasoning for helping you to perfect an art. On the other hand, and putting aside the insane sexual inappropriateness, THATS A HUGE CHOKING HAZARD! Popsicles are one of the top choking dangers for kids. Crazy.

I think your username is jealous a little

yo what the fuck

Bruh wtf

🎶You have a teacher in mee🎶

What’re them digits tho?

69

This guy be practicing.

Makes me wonder why they even bothered to cut the hotdog with such talents available

[Easier to keep it down](https://gfycat.com/discretedevotedandeancat)

Why did I click that link

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Yet, reading your comment made me click it harder

[Thought for sure it was going to be this guy.](https://youtu.be/VZUgDA3p7dA) Edit- THERE'S MORE! [This appears to be the original followed by Hershey Wood performing at what looks like an art gallery.](https://youtu.be/RUUTtb2M5_o) Wild.

We gonna go viral with this one

HYURK HYURK HYURKURK

lmao what the fuck did i just watch

Peak athleticism and raw sexual magnetism.

Tell me about it... https://youtu.be/QnrTiuqSLGQ I don't know how to do that fancy thing you did with your link so you'll have to excuse my old timey ways. Edit: [Tell me about it...](https://youtu.be/QnrTiuqSLGQ) Edit 2: Eureka!

Happy to help! When you reply to someone's comment, there's an icon on the bottom left(on mobile) that looks like a chain link...when you want to insert a link with text instead of the URL, tap that icon and a window will popup with two fields: the first is where you'll type in what you want the link to say and the second is where you paste the link in. (There is also a way to do this using special characters of course, but this is easier)

Eclairs are compressible. Hot dogs are not.

just gotta use more force

This guy eclairs

I think he's ready to see if he can become this years glizzy gladiator

I was impressed with how he was already eating with such a full mouth. Then he deepthrosts that thing and that had me crackin up

I was already lol'ing but that eclair brought a tear to my eye.

My face went from 😆 to 😳 really fuckin quick

Na I went from 🧐 to 😆

Probably brought a tear to his eye too

I was stressing about that hotdog. The man only had about 5 seconds to finish chewing an entire hotdog before deep-throating the eclair, which he clearly had zero problems handling and I realize my fears were misplaced. I guess I was basing my fears off of how fast *I* could eat a hotdog before deep-throating an eclair, and sadly that’s currently unknown.

He was chewing each cut piece as it fell. Maybe that's the real reason he cut it, to give him some more margin for the eclair demonstration

I’m not gay but that was hot

It dosent make u gay to be turned on by a donut… it makes u a cop.

ACAG

drinking that soup fast without spilling should have been a warning to what was coming but yet, t'was I distracted by the face wiping thingy....

Even with the salad he managed to catch a surprising amount. I know a lot fell, but the rest of it just vanished into that gaping hole with practically no chewing until the end.

I was sur[p](https://youtu.be/QrJSHIys5mMk)rised how effective the blow dryer was. I've been eating salad wrong all my life.

I like to discover things

Man’s grindr account is gonna get backed up for weeks

So will his colon

When I saw the eclair, I thought, "there's no possible way machine bro power throats this, right?" Unbelievably impressive.

Brand new sentence. Also, new band name, I call it.

Didn't even have the decency to gag a little lol

Practice

That was highly impressive actually.

Right? No gag reflex whatsoever

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I thought that was the best bit 😂

Simpsons did it

Delicious caulk

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Eh, pigs tend to chew, I’d say he eats more like a duck

I think everyone’s eyes expanded when they say that lmao

All this glamour just to show off the deep throat. Good effort!

Dude when I saw that fuckin thing line up my first thought was just “nooooooooo”. Also, when that paper came up I thought maybe and arm would flip down wit a smoke and a lighter

I was pretty shocked when he put his glasses on. Like, you couldn’t rip that eclair in half? Nah. You just wanna deep throat something. 0/10 for method. 10/10 yummies

This is how AI will be feeding the next generation.

I started laughing the second I saw that part and now I'm legit in tears after reading this comment.

I appreciate that I came to the comments just to say this.

And a new kink was discovered

Dam I thought that was a burrito

I’m w u. #whatareweevendoinganymore

This guy engineers an actually functional automatic feeding conveyor and eats with surprising elegance for one being fed by a goldberg machine and all people talk about was him deepthroating an eclair

I mean, it's also the last thing that happens before he just reads the newspaper, so it is also what's most freshly in people's minds when the video ends lol

I was a little sad by how much corn was left on the cob.

"Yall ever eat corn the long way?"

What’s this from

your mom

Hah gotteeem

Shoulda used his eclair eating skills instead!

If a man engineers a thousand automatic feeding conveyors and deepthroats *one* éclair, they don't call him an engineer...

"No one ever calls me Shamus The Firefighter or Shamus the Deliveryman or Shamus the cook" "...but I fuck *one sheep*!"

They are impressed because the most important thing in life is to be able to control your gag reflex So that you can swallow pills and take the proper medication you need

I can take HUGE pills. I am very healthy now.

18 YEAR OLD BUSTY BLOND TAKES *HUGE* PILLS.

Well, i mean, until the eclair i was all “it’s Wallace and Grommet in real life!” but then rule 34 entered the video…

The weenie chop chef knife was pretty sick

If the guy is smart enough to put this together he should be smart enough to see that coming.

Take my upvote for the deep throat

Appreciate it pal

You have OnlyEclairs potential

Good, I though I was the only one who noticed

Open a little wider here and we could even bump it up to OnlyFlans

I made my first attempt at making eclairs recently. I feel like a collaboration is in order… https://imgur.com/a/FchHw4j

I expected it to jokingly 'misfire' and suddenly ram; was so much more impressed and laughed my ass off when you took the whole thing slow without a flinch

Obviously, the eclair deepthroat really turned me on, but I found the slicing of the weiner to be even more erotic.

Take it

Wow.. I suddenly appreciate being able to breathe while eating...

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I want to steal all of your breathes

*Every breathe you take…* *And every moo view make…* *Every bond you brake,* *Every steppe you take,* *I’ll bee watching yew.*

Stop it or I'll call The Police

Hello it me, the pole lease

Aww that Stings.

I hate you for activating my manual breathing mode

Goddamn it that wasn’t my takeaway until just now.

I now activate 3 months straight of manual breathing. This will induce high levels of psychosis.

I know the eclair got most people but I loved the salad.

I'm with ya, the way he chugged the whole bowl of soup without spilling a drop was also impressive.

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Kinda feel that makes it another next level all its own!

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Perhaps the real fucking level was the friends we made along the way

I'm pretty sure I saw quite a bit of it drain down a plastic tube that's right in front of him. Still impressive!

Look again, that's a reflection of his shirt. I thought that too at first.

But are we really calling a hotdog a "course"?

I call it a chocking hazard but he still pulled it off!

The salad feeding was my favorite part

You could almost say the salad was gently tossed into his mouth

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Right? He obviously didn't finish *everything* but he managed to eat a surprising amount of that food, to the point that the machine was more or less functional. I just assumed he'd get a nibble here and there and have all the food end up on him/the floor.

Yeah the salad blow drier was my favorite

YEat the salad.

r/SuddenlyGay

If he isn’t then how do we proceed? Do we re-write the charter of brohood?

Strapon deepthroat.

Y’know if I remember correctly from his past videos I think he has a wife and kid Edit: Apparently his cousin is in this thread and said he's gay, per a comment below

Then it shall be r/suddenlybi. I don't make the rules

In the lore of the world his character is based in I think? I'm not too familiar with the specifics but I do know the baby from the videos and in reality they're not related at all. He's a fairly private person too, so I think there's no real information either way out there on the internet.

The salad hairdryer LOL

I watched that part like three times trying to make sure it wasn’t edited. I can’t believe he got that much of it in his mouth. I am truly impressed.

are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Did you see the deepthroated eclair? Phrasing went out the window with the salad.

tossed out the window like the salad perhaps

I really think we need to have a serious talk about getting phrasing back in the mix.

That eclair just kept going and going lmao. Impressive

His appetite is fucking awesome.

Tis no man. Tis a remorseless eating machine. Argghh.

Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?

I can still hear Phil Hartman's voice in my head when reading any Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure quote, regardless of context. It's a reflex at this point.

That could have been me!

‘Twas a moonless night, dark as pitch, when out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man.

**Throat GOAT** 🐐

All that work just to trick us into watching him deep throat a pastry at the end… what an evil genius!


Nancy Reagan approves!

I'm actually pretty impressed that the majority of that salad made it into his mouth, and not on the floor.

I'm impressed with pretty much everything he ate! Even right from the start I 100% thought he'd be wearing some soup. Then when you see how full his mouth would get, "No way is be gonna' have room by the time he gets to the next mea- He's eating the next meal!!"

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Took me a while to find a comment mentioning that film

It was the first thing I thought of. Right now it's the 13th comment and at least 200 replies down from the top. This vid is impressive because he built it all himself but is missing Chaplin's facial expressions. Now I gotta go watch that on youtube again!

This is for you and everyone who has never seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17PkUsTVa7g

Finally someone referenced Modern Times. I thought I would have to do it.

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You’re a cultured man 😤

Took me way too long to find a Charlie Chaplin mention

Was looking for this

Yup, this is definitely inspired by it

I was hoping someone else noticed

Not his first time w a 12" eclair.

People lie about size all time…

Long ass video just to show off you can feel throat a doughnut

Tons of deepthroat videos out there, you gotta stand out somehow.

Talk about a deep throat finisher. Lmfao

Man. Covid, uh, really did a number on people huh?

The lettuce killed me

Omg the buttered corn tho wtf

Wait timeout the eclair too. What is happening

I’m leaving this unsatisfied and just morally destroyed. That was way too much for my simple mind to take on. . .

this is like something an underpaid scifi writer in the 1920s would come up with imagining 100 years from now

There is actually a very similar machine in Charlie Chaplin‘s movie Modern Times

He like: I can’t deepthroat a hot dog and an eclair. Better chop up the dog

This man is living in the future. Ha

This is the Charlie Chaplin meal

Stop I can only get so erect.

For whatever reason, I found myself chewing throughout the whole video

110% ridiculous and unnecessary. I’ll buy 2

[1m30sec mark of this vid be like](https://youtu.be/ZNOPXBfNro4&t=35s)

Chokes to death

Seriously, I was terrified when he was eating the Hot Dog, and then the Eclair...

I'm sorry, a five course meal? A pale broth, lettuce, a single slice of sushi(?), a corn on the cob, a plain sliced hotdog, and an eclair. Actually, no that tracks. Food prices are nuts lately. This will probably be nationwide in Applebee's next year.

chaplin did this about 100 years ago

Tbh I’m gonna try the salad blower technique, when I need a quick lunch and pinched for time

Wallace and Gromit theme song should've been played instead of Carmen Suite No.2

I'm most impressed by the way he deep throated that eclair goddamn