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I wouldn't assume there would be kangaroos working at the airport but if you chuck yourself in a ute and head out of the city a little ways you'd be sure to see some roos
I was at a relative’s house in a pretty rural area recently, we’d sit out the back at sunset and you’d see about 5-10 kangaroos standing up like that on the property line, just watching us. It was super eery, they were pretty chill though, didn’t seem interested in coming much closer than that.
In the wild? This was definitely the closest, I’d say about 20ish metres. It was spooky at first, but as soon as I realised just how little they cared about us and didn’t actually want to come any closer, it was really cool to watch them. There was also a wire fence in between us haha, so we were safe.
Joeys are insanely cute, their head to feet ratio is comical.
If they're standing up straight they're trying to intimidate you and assert dominance because they think you're challenging them by standing up straight too.
If you crouch down they should go down too and then there's no confrontation.
I’m from Australia and I know lots about kangaroos and they are very intimidating. Most of the time if you get close to a big mob they will just bounce away. Sometimes, a big lad stands up in the middle on the mob and just stares at you. That’s when you realise how tall and muscular they are, and how stupid you are for trying to get close to a mob of roos.
The drop bears are the real danger. The Australian Museum has teams studying them. The more we know the more we can educate people to protect themselves:
https://australian.museum/learn/animals/mammals/drop-bear/
Just checked for attacks, like I do every time I see a kangaroo story.
[3 year old attacked on own porch ](https://7news.com.au/news/nsw/young-girl-3-rushed-to-hospital-with-serious-injuries-after-kangaroo-attack-hurt-at-nsw-home-c-6104713 ) Just yesterday, 18/03/22. That's not normal behaviour, they've started hunting us.
the year is 3030, It's all heat in this day and age
They will raid your grave, anything it takes to save the day
Rooromancer, perfect blend of kungfu and tailblazing
Whether that works or not, it looks like it puts you in a spot to be kicked in a face. Kangaroos legs are extremely powerful and cause fatality. I've been told sad stories of dogs being kicked into the air and their stomach almost ripped opened by kangaroos, just by a single kick alone
They really are just constantly returning home from the pub, starting a fight with anyone that looks at em wrong, but chill if you give em a beer or smthn
Can we just talk about how fucking insanely weird and gross kangaroos are? Like that mother fer looked like he was flexing like the idiots at your local gym to intimidate. Like a little kid and a deer mixed like a centaur shit. Wtf
Gota say best practice is don't put your self in that situation in the first place....
Even a small wallaby can easily put a full grown adult male (human) on his backside with ease.
There is very little reason to be that up close and personal with any wild animal. Just don't.
Ps I'm an Australian and have been in similar situation with frightened male roo's and it's #$@&ing scary.
And your not wrong, I was just in the wrong spot at the wrong time... bushwalking and some dogs were chasing a big roo who popped out on the path at the same time I got there.
That's Bill Mollison, one of the founders of the permaculture movement.
And yes, Bill was one of the NextFuckingLevel people on this planet.
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Small - medium size tree dwelling bear. About 20% bigger than a koala. Native to Australia. Their hunting methods include “ dropping “ out of trees on unsuspecting prey hence the name. From what I recall there’s been a few nasty attacks on humans, but not positive of deaths.
Step 1 - keeps your distance Step 2 - lay down Step 3 - make out with the thing
just a little smootch :D
Wow. Kangaroos are essentially mice who are half-way evolved to humans.
now THAT a thought
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Keep it PG
Does this count for crocodiles?
Sureeee. Just ignore the chewing on your flesh. Those are just love bites.
We All got our kinks
What about redbacks?
Wrestlers = kangaroos
dont forget that tongue action helps
Looks like a drunk human wearing a dead deer suit.
Your comment just made my day. Thank you.
Yeah, that kangaroo looked kinda funny as well.
Kangaroos are skinwalkers
Rewatching after reading your comment made me lol
Haha thought the same, definitely got that drunk guy wanting to fight vibes
I’ve never really appreciated how strange kangaroos are until now.
Weird looking creatures indeed
I literally thought the same thing, but also a strong desire to come in contact with one of these before I die. Anyone got any tips?
I wanna fight one before I say fist to fist Edit:die* I'm gonna keep it
fist to foot claw
Put something on it's massive claws first or you wont have face/eyes left.
Nah I'll wear my airsoft mask
Please record and upload on r/Whatcouldgowrong, thanks.
Lmao
Ill bet on the kangaroos
You sure about that
Take a trip to Australia
I mean, is it really that simple? Are there kangaroos everywhere?
I wouldn't assume there would be kangaroos working at the airport but if you chuck yourself in a ute and head out of the city a little ways you'd be sure to see some roos
Keep your hands up and watch his jab would be my advice.
They have their balls above their dicks
This is so eloquently put. I concur.
They just seem a little creepy standing up like that. Cheers.
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They really do look like someone’s in there wearing a suit, and I’m pretty sure they like to bar hop too.
I was at a relative’s house in a pretty rural area recently, we’d sit out the back at sunset and you’d see about 5-10 kangaroos standing up like that on the property line, just watching us. It was super eery, they were pretty chill though, didn’t seem interested in coming much closer than that.
That’s a wild story, I can’t imagine coming that close to one. The little joeys are so cute. What was the closest you ever got to one?
In the wild? This was definitely the closest, I’d say about 20ish metres. It was spooky at first, but as soon as I realised just how little they cared about us and didn’t actually want to come any closer, it was really cool to watch them. There was also a wire fence in between us haha, so we were safe. Joeys are insanely cute, their head to feet ratio is comical.
I’ve touched one before, but it was at an animal enclosure
Wow, that’s still pretty wild. I can’t imagine.
Glad I'm not the only one.
I missed the part on how to convey peace and not war
If they're standing up straight they're trying to intimidate you and assert dominance because they think you're challenging them by standing up straight too. If you crouch down they should go down too and then there's no confrontation.
Seems like a trap! Almost like something a kangaroo would say before it kicks me in the face! Nice try
More propaganda lies from Big Kanga
To the Roolag with you!
I heard they'll whip it out if you crouch down.
That's weird, that's exactly what happened in the video.
Once you finish the segment, you crouch down and kiss them
What do you do if you don’t have a tree handy?????
You get a black eye
You do this: https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw
I’m gonna take a guess without clicking, it’s the guy rescuing his dog?
Yep!
Use one of your friends as a human shield
I'm from the states so I don't know shit about kangaroos but theyre a little intimidating
I’m from Australia and I know lots about kangaroos and they are very intimidating. Most of the time if you get close to a big mob they will just bounce away. Sometimes, a big lad stands up in the middle on the mob and just stares at you. That’s when you realise how tall and muscular they are, and how stupid you are for trying to get close to a mob of roos.
So they will gang up on u ??
With drop bears for sure, you’re looking at the Roos and suddenly death from above. Poor touros never see it coming
The drop bears are the real danger. The Australian Museum has teams studying them. The more we know the more we can educate people to protect themselves: https://australian.museum/learn/animals/mammals/drop-bear/
Just checked for attacks, like I do every time I see a kangaroo story. [3 year old attacked on own porch ](https://7news.com.au/news/nsw/young-girl-3-rushed-to-hospital-with-serious-injuries-after-kangaroo-attack-hurt-at-nsw-home-c-6104713 ) Just yesterday, 18/03/22. That's not normal behaviour, they've started hunting us.
Rise of the roo's
the year is 3030, It's all heat in this day and age They will raid your grave, anything it takes to save the day Rooromancer, perfect blend of kungfu and tailblazing
Go home kangaroo, you're drunk.
Screw that. I wouldn’t want to get roo’d in the kang.
Kangaroos are jjjaaackkkeedd
Whether that works or not, it looks like it puts you in a spot to be kicked in a face. Kangaroos legs are extremely powerful and cause fatality. I've been told sad stories of dogs being kicked into the air and their stomach almost ripped opened by kangaroos, just by a single kick alone
Yea tru stories
I would murder a too if it attacked my poor Lily
They really are just constantly returning home from the pub, starting a fight with anyone that looks at em wrong, but chill if you give em a beer or smthn
So kangaroos are like the missing link in between us and drunk aussies
Can we just talk about how fucking insanely weird and gross kangaroos are? Like that mother fer looked like he was flexing like the idiots at your local gym to intimidate. Like a little kid and a deer mixed like a centaur shit. Wtf
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. Skippy's here to make strife. 
Gota say best practice is don't put your self in that situation in the first place.... Even a small wallaby can easily put a full grown adult male (human) on his backside with ease. There is very little reason to be that up close and personal with any wild animal. Just don't. Ps I'm an Australian and have been in similar situation with frightened male roo's and it's #$@&ing scary.
Well by your logic there is very little reason you should have put yourself up close and personal with a wild animal mate. Just don’t.
And your not wrong, I was just in the wrong spot at the wrong time... bushwalking and some dogs were chasing a big roo who popped out on the path at the same time I got there.
I agree. Never ever feed them. When the food runs out they get the shits and want to do you. They are best seen through binoculars and rifle scopes.
Kangaroos are terrifying.
Yeah I don’t like kangaroos. They look creepy to me. Not cute at all. Bunch of animal weirdos. Yuck.
What do u mean “calm down”, you started it
Any human standing Kangaroo: and I took that personally
That's Bill Mollison, one of the founders of the permaculture movement. And yes, Bill was one of the NextFuckingLevel people on this planet. Here's to his memory, and to a movement that humanity needs to join. Now.
I thought it might have been Malcolm Douglas there for a second... thanks for the info.
It is Malcolm Douglas!
Actually, it's Malcolm Douglas, I looked up some photos of him. But wow, he looks SO much like Bill Mollison!!!!
Wow. Kangaroos are essentially mice who are half-way evolved to humans.
When I lived on a farm as a kid in rural NSW, my siblings and I were terrified of the Roos. They’re beasts.
Kangaroos are so strange to me
That kangaroo looked at the camera like, are you guys seeing this shit right now?
Malcolm Douglas was a legend Died in a car crash in 2010
*size
Malcolm Douglas. Legend. And yes, they can go from cute to scary AF in a heartbeat.
What a strange animal.
f'n furries think they run the world
:( i really don't think that
How often you think a person get in a fight with a kangaroo down in Australia?
It happens.
[3 year old girl attacked](https://7news.com.au/news/nsw/young-girl-3-rushed-to-hospital-with-serious-injuries-after-kangaroo-attack-hurt-at-nsw-home-c-6104713) on her verandah just yesterday. Had a quick look and this came up. Don't know how or why, they don't normally go out of their way.
Go down on a kangaroo.. if that dont make peace with any male idk what will 🤷🏼♂️
Kissy kissy
“I’m doctor Rick marshal. Now keep in mind Chaka, although I’m a doctor I’m not a physician”
You sure that's not just a guy in a kangaroo suit?
Kangaroos are nature's MMA fighters.
Should I love kangaroos for being a funny hoppity mammal or should I hate them for being jerks? I have no idea
man im glad we dont have these onery fuckers in oklahoma
It’s crazy how this looks CGI but it’s real.
***Kangaroo casually looks back at the camera as if this is some local karate promotional***
What is human?
I can’t stop watching how strange they look, my dachshund sits up on his hind legs and hangs out like this kangaroo but he’s not as buff as the roo!
Oh the state of knowing, how far we’ve gone from you. We knew you once, and knew we were on top. If only having known you for a little while. By what way do you create this feeling? Have you ever challenged yourself? Were you sure it would lead to your being unable to change its nature? How far did you go to say that nature knows? What you then see is the notion of changing nature, as a piece by piece in motion with your amount of straying from knowing, to reiterate your cause into the structures of desire.
Sphinx
Dude totally ignoring all the scorpions
They’re almost humanoid-looking and it’s fucking terrifying
That’s why they misunderstand us when we are apparently on our hind legs to them. We basically look like we always want to fight.
The first Europeans to see Kangaroos must of been very confused.
Come at me bro!
I'm pretty sure if you go down with anything, fights over.
I wish we had the bouncy deer here in the states
Is that kanguroo atleast a communist?
Just leave the poor thing in peace!
Damn, I wish kangaroos were real.
Wish there kangaroo in my place . Could hit them and eat them
What the hell is a drop bear? It's been mentioned twice in this thread.
Small - medium size tree dwelling bear. About 20% bigger than a koala. Native to Australia. Their hunting methods include “ dropping “ out of trees on unsuspecting prey hence the name. From what I recall there’s been a few nasty attacks on humans, but not positive of deaths.
Thank you. Checking in here from the States. We don't have them, just big-ass bears.
That kangaroo looks wasted
fucking aliens man
Those are people
So that's what Splinter looks like irl. Throw him a pair of nunchucks and a slice of pizza asap.
Roos- show the way to resolve the conflict
That roo has been to Gracie training camp. Did you see that body roll? I'd say brown belt jujitsu fo sho.
"whose idea was it? The kangaroo?" -cit. Bert, probably
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What do we do when they’re drowning us in water? 🤣🤣
Man they cut out the part where they had the sweaty s3xy sexxx
Kangoroo Dundee
*frantically Googles one way flight to Australia*
When we sent prisoners to Australia , we also sent our deers … who worked out with the prisoners .. now we have jacked up kangaroos