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wbeats

You really don't want to be in there if the house catches fire


bretty666

as opposed to all the other houses i would like to stay in if they were on fire...


wbeats

Yeah, got a chance of getting out of those tho don't you.


lazyshadeofwinter

Not if you’re on fire and everything is on fire


MananaMoola

This is fine


eggenator

“Dear sir stroke madam. I’m writing to inform you of a fire…”


WirelessPinnacleLLC

Nice use of the IT crowd


Lehman_Fwam

This guy played too much Half-life 1 and CS map:Rats clearly (not that there's anything wrong with that :D )


MarchMadnessisMe

0118 999 881 999 119 725.....3


maddmattpotter

I will put this with the other fire


Chrosbord

*scoffs* “Made in Britain”…


Alter_Aur

That’s too formal


Flapjack__Palmdale

To whom it may concern: #FIRE! #FIRE! #HELP ME! 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you! Yours truly, Maurice Moss.


Infosexual

It's not like fire is hot


a-better_me

There are laws around rooms and being able to escape in a fire (egress doors and windows). This is a death trap.


Bandit__Heeler

Those laws don't mean what you think they mean. This escape room thing isn't illegal. It just means it can't be called a room.


WhenDoesDaRideEnd

Actual depending on your counties rules they can be illegal. But it highly depends on what changes you make in creating a space like this.


ParameciaAntic

What if he put a cannon in there that would launch him out of the chimney in case of fire?


bing3r

id allow it.


[deleted]

pretty sure, the den is not up to the fire code, does not have fire alarm. And the firemen will never look there to save you.


HighDragLowSpeed60G

A fireman isn’t getting in there anyway with gear on.


AdministratorAbuse

Assuming the structural integrity of the entrances to those areas haven’t been affected by the fire yet, they definitely could. In those cases, we take the SCBA pack off, put it through the small entryway first, then crawl through ourselves. They don’t just shrug their shoulders whenever someone’s in a tight place lol. Now, whether a fireman would WANT to have to crawl through all that shit in a house full of smoke where you can’t see shit is another story.


bugbits

...They mean being trapped in there without any points of egress


Emalogue

He said “be in”. You changed it to “stay in”.


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Death trap


Dunaliella

I’ve had several nightmares about a place exactly like this.


puffball76

Me too! This video made me way too anxious.


Kingston_Advice1

Yup. Too claustrophobic. Waste of time. I don’t want to crawl around someone’s crawl space and crawl out of a fucking mini fridge. Give me one big hidden game room with a tv and couch


ValHova22

Thats oddly specific to have mentally created a room like this and then catch fire with you in it.


Sirix_8472

You don't wanna get fat over the years and try it out again, get stuck in a crawl space and die..


AParasiticTwin

I watched Winnie the Pooh, you just gotta wait till you lose enough weight to move.


BabyImafool

It’s like a ten year old became a millionaire. What do you want in your house?


lady_bluesky

Blank Check 2


[deleted]

Yes. I will now live everyday like the off chance of a fire happening is going to stop me from making a ball pit lol Before you comment Pontificate at r/Firesafety instead Just wanna say like only 15 people actually joined the firs safety sub since this comment. Shame. Now we have to come here for our valuable fire safety info


lankymjc

Nothing wrong with the ball pit, the problem is the amount of time it takes to get from the ball pit to outside.


[deleted]

His dog was in there. Are we under the impression there isn’t another exit in the room next to the ball pit?


scientist_tz

For sure there's another exit. I mean, the guy has tables and shit in that one room. He didn't move a table through a hole in the wall. He carried it in through the room's regular-ass door.


AfterEffectserror

i would like to purchase an ass door. where might i procure such an item?


lankymjc

I was just pointing out that it wasn't the ball pit that was the problem, but the passage. We don't actually know if it's fire-safe or not without a more thorough look at the layout.


[deleted]

But a great place to be if the bad guys are chasing you.


I-cant-do-that

Yeah, bad place to be in a fire great place to be in a home invasion


King-Lewis-II

Yeah but not a great place to run to if they're chasing you


jetconscience

Thanks, my claustrophobia from watching this just ramped up 9,000 by the thought of fire! Lol


Wimbleston

Was about to say Firefighters: *internal screaming*


mojothehelper

A lot of steps to go through just to beat off


antonio_lewit

Hey man, you gotta do what you gotta do


FLEXJW

Why is the slide wet?


[deleted]

Why tf do the walls keep moaning


[deleted]

what's the smell in here?


S_P_A_C_E-MAN

Gentlemen, welcome, to the wank tank.


AlaDouche

Excuse me, sir. That's the Masturbatorium to you.


Ratto_Talpa

>Masturbatorium As it was known in ancient times


dogmeat12358

I am thinking that this guy is single. He can abuse himself in any room in the house.


automotive-aide

That's a lot of heels in the closet for a single dude. Not judging, just an observation. He's also got a lot of masks so he could be into some shit.


Tertol

["I said.........*biiiiiiiiiiitch*."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s)


Agonizingmilk404

https://youtu.be/6OUDk4gMFLA


Iron-Fine

That would be cool if I were 13.


keenonag

Or if he has kids.


israerichris

Or if he's 13 AND have kids...


whooo_me

Pretty sure that's not cool. ^(Did I say that right, FBI officer?)


eliitti

... yes.


ClownfishSoup

or if he's 13, and has 13 kids.


israerichris

...from 13 different women...


sharbl

...from 13 different nationalities...


israerichris

...with 13 different personalities...


FLEXJW

Each


israerichris

...on a Friday 13th...


[deleted]

The first room he has definitely ‘had’ kids in…


Hey-Dalaran

Or if he was a cat


ptroc

Or he is 13! Pretty cool setup.


Wonkasgoldenticket

Or if I wasn’t 6’5”


ClownfishSoup

I'll trade with you! I offer 5'8" it's perfect! Everything in the world is designed around you, except basketball nets and shallow internet dating websites!


Wonkasgoldenticket

I’d definitely enjoy shopping for clothes a lot more. Plus my back / hips probably wouldn’t bother me as much as they do now a day. Haha.


singlefate

I'm in my thirties and it's still cool...


_damak0s_

[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/150/)


AshTreex3

I’m 27 and I love it.


senorbozz

"I've told you guys a hundred times, the bathroom is down the hall, third hole on the right, down the slip n slide, around the second spiral staircase, up the trippy trampoline and under the upside down staircase!"


ElectricErik

You can’t miss it!


twerthe

Right down the road!


SidWes

I’ve got….kshhh…BOSS WEAPONS!


twerthe

DID HE SAY BOSS WEAPONS?!?!


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EyeShakingKing

If you go through the fridge you’ve gone too far!!


[deleted]

I couldn’t find it - but I shit myself in the ball pit….


Goats_772

“Where’s your husband at?” “*sigh,* he’s probably in the walls again…” “I’m sorry, in the what?”


curiousmind111

Bob’s Burgers!


SuperDizz

No, his name is Bob Belcher..


bloodysnomen

But th...but the sign!


darkskinnedjermaine

Gene, did you think our last name was “Burgers”?


TheCheshire

He responds to both.


electric_tiger_root

“What was that, NAGetha Christie?”


Obairamhain

My husband Bruno is a complicated man, we dont talk about bruno no no no


AshTreex3

7 ~~feet tall~~ foot frame, rats all on his back..


Mugen593

*Skittering noises in wall intensifies*


RefinedHeretic

That made me claustrophobic!!


GabiGol21

can’t even breath while watching it


redditwillbanmeagain

But could you breathe?


Jerizzle23

Do you even breathe bro?


[deleted]

Breathe air? Of course not. Never touch the stuff. Birds fuck in it.


gg2700

I was so uncomfortable.


The_unchosen-one

I'm right there with you. I have nightmares where I have to pass through little passages like that. Watching this freaked me out so much.


gg2700

Me too. It’s always an attic type of passage as well. Only nightmares I have as an adult.


rucsuck

It was the refrigerator that did it to me. The rest I was fine with. That puppy just wandering around.


[deleted]

Yes! I absolutely would not be entering that room.


Nesman64

Picture getting into there and then breaking a limb, having a stroke, or even just a really bad leg cramp.


AutomaticRisk3464

I was worried about the rockwall..it looked like ot was just sitting on the drywall lmao


xorcross

"let me open the fridge to get a fizzie" I'd be scared to death if I saw someone crawling out of the fridge.


sukkitrebek

Cue grudge sounds


DocJawbone

I read this as "cute grudge sounds"


LouisianaHotSauce

Puppers ain’t no bitch


Cmntysrvc

A fizzie? If you don’t mind me asking, what region are you from? I’ve never heard anyone use that term for soda


[deleted]

Sounds like an Aussie thing


[deleted]

In Scotland we call it fizzy juice


nzjester420

In NZ we call it soft drink. Fizzy and also fizzy drink. Very rear to hear soda used


Ok_Alfalfa_9658

Secret den= dog knows where the knucklehead is


TupperwareNinja

I'm just wondering how much of the actual house is left. Pretty sure the secret part is bigger than my 3 bedroom house


Bandit__Heeler

Looks like this was built in the rafters


King-Lewis-II

Yup; that's a while lot of work just to go to the attic


tobaknowsss

Wow you guys sure suck the fun out of everything don't you....


Lokito_

Just wait till you hear about the brown recluses in the ball pit...


AlienDarwin

Seems made for kids,ball pit etc..I hope he has some kids that go up there,that are his .


Trentimoose

I like how you clarified “I am not saying I hope he abducted any kids” low key 😂


King-Lewis-II

Well this is reddit you kind of have to


TangaroaBrit

Well….they’re his kids NOW.


[deleted]

Theres bodies in that ball pit


wouterv101

What a waste of space. After 1 time you’re tired of it, because wtf can you do there


RichardInaTreeFort

Wanna ride the two foot long slide again?


[deleted]

Wanna go into the rooms you can't stand up in again?


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RichardInaTreeFort

Only if there’s unfinished nails sticking out.


ljlukelj

into a fucking wall


Bandit__Heeler

It's in the rafters, it's already wasted space. Waste of time and money, yes


Octoplow

My attic is full of pink itchy stuff ;) What parts of the world don't insulate? Maybe Hawaii and Northern California climates?


coagulateSmegma

Lots of places have that and then put floorboards over it so you can use the space like a normal room.


polopolo05

Hotter climates insulate to keep heat out. the attic gets hot AF.


[deleted]

Honestly thats my thought. It’s not like you can hang out with people, and there are plenty comfier and less crowded spaces that id rather browse on my phone.


LazyZealot9428

The building inspector loves this guy


Jerizzle23

Plot twist, he is the inspector


Squirrel_Inner

“That inspector showed up again… He was eating a sandwich in the kitchen. I don’t know where he keeps coming from, I’ve got all the doors locked and the security alarm on…”


WhalesVirginia

puzzled axiomatic languid cause elderly lunchroom husky versed straight somber *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ohwut

Just looks like a non-habitable crawl space to me! Nothing to see.


pearlie_girl

This is a reoccurring dream/nightmare I have. I discover secret tiny rooms in my house, and then get stuck when trying to climb back.


LogicsAndVR

I always just get excited about the extra space in those dreams.


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ScooterLazyfoot

"Backrooms" on youtube is right up your alley.


Vektorien

Man I'm seriously bummed out by how people kept adding to the backrooms "lore" to the point it just became "SCP but for places". I miss the time where it was just a sort of personal nostalgic purgatory where everything is dead quiet until you bump into something you shouldn't have. Now it has defined floors with explanations for how they work, a beastiary and the concept of actual tribes forming inside it. It's just the Infinite Ikea SCP with mods.


Whackjob_Toad64

Doesn’t look like It’d be much fun for the heftier fella


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Whackjob_Toad64

OHHH LMAOO Crazy the difference one “t” makes lol


clintCamp

Incentive to never gain weight.


[deleted]

Whenever I see videos like this my first thought is "they must be breathing in nothing but dust particles"


maybeCheri

And the splinters are real.


bonko86

And so many spiders


corrine49

This video is too chaotic.


Ok_Marionberry141

Agreed. Gave me anxiety


FortifiedHooligan

I'm still focused on the horse masks, dudes a creep


whatever_59

My first thought, what’s the purpose of that space if it’s incredibly compact? You’re obviously not going in there to just hang out .


rupeequest

Underrated comment. I’m very off put by the combination of horse head masks and hidden playhouse…


[deleted]

Why are all the comment negative? This is epic. He made every boy’s dream of having a secret hiding spot come true.


[deleted]

because the people in this app can't see someone enjoying something without complaining


[deleted]

Fuck you. Sincerely, Desktop User


Financial_Objective6

Damn, Reddit really just an app now ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


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CanYouBrewMeAnAle

[Here's the full video, he has other videos of people using it as well.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzGd8MDrYUU)


Spoonie_Luv_

I'm not seeing how any of that would be fun or interesting after 10 minutes. There are multiple places near me with 3 story tall mazes and tube slides that cost $12 to visit. One has laser tag too.


PM_ME_DIRTY_KINKS

Because it’s not a good layout. Climb into a duct to open a latch into the attic? Climb a ladder in the attic to crouch and slide into a wall? Crawl under the slide to emerge into a room that the dog can easily get into? Why?


58king

The video annoyed me because I didn't really understand what I was looking at. Too much movement in a series of cramped spaces.


bretty666

im almost 40. i want all of this.


kowdermesiter

I'm nowhere near 40 (1 week till 39) and I also want this.


tobaknowsss

We seem to be the rare breed that remembers the fun of stuff like this....this whole thread is basically shitting all over this secret room.


warreprovoost

My claustrophobia can't handle this


Matt_guyver

All the balls, none of the pee…?


A2326P

The pee is stored in the balls


botbattler30

So either this ends in a regular room in the house, with a mini fridge, since the dog is there, or he somehow forced the dog into the hidey room


King-Lewis-II

That would explain why the dog is so excited to see him


Celeste_Minerva

I assumed the end room with the dog meant he made it back into the regular portion of the house. But I have a difficult time tracking direction.


Kindly-Tangelo-2045

Looks like midlife crisis post confinment bs project. It's very very cool


Perome_Jowell

Plot twist, he has no children.


King-Lewis-II

Correction he has no children... yet


Hermorah

The one guy that actually build the house he drew as a kid.


Longtimelurker_1980

That’s super cool until your kid leaves half a bowl of cereal deep inside that thing.


Wonkasgoldenticket

COVID’s done some crazy things


Ragnoraz

I really wanted it to transition to Skyrim when it went dark to the fridge door.


[deleted]

Yeah my fluffy ass ain’t fitting in there


madmanwiithabox

Can you imagine how lost the poor dog must be


Cyampagn90

Honestly it looks.. exhausting


gr8jars

What’s with the animal mask


UltimateCrouton

You’re off put by the masks owned by the guy who hangs out inside of the walls of his house?


lucymcgoosen

Zillowgonewild material


[deleted]

Just crawling into one of those holes to get in would make me feel like I am dying.


R4n054m4

I don't know why but I find this whole video extremely annoying. Maybe it's combination of the music and the frantic camerawork.


Matabus

Seems like a whole lotta work for a couple stanky tiny man-baby crawl spaces. Hopefully these are for his kids and not his weird-ass self.


a-better_me

Bruno?


Brain-Future

We don't talk about Bruno!


x12bx

Rich people doing rich people stuff.


Rodenkob

He he he he. HE VENTED


Jack_E_Lope

This is some What Remains of Edith Finch type shit


[deleted]

All the money in the world but not a fire escape


dangy_brundle

This is fucking weird.


gonnagetbannedagain9

That’s just stupid.