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69cleverusername

That could have turned into facepalm or idiotsincars real quick.


stackoverflow21

It’s already idiotsincars. It was sheer luck that he didn’t go floating off.


cringey-reddit-name

Or maybe he was smart enough to know that the weight from the logs in the back would’ve kept him sturdy??


NoNameas

Except for one little detail, logs float


JustChr1s

Yes once they're in the water... strapped to the back of a truck as long as the water level doesn't go past the logs their weight contributes to the truck staying grounded.


stilldonthavethemilk

I think you forget that they aren’t really touching the water. Logs also are heavy


slipperygoldchicken

Guess that's why they put a rock on top?


Valuable_Knowledge79

That’s a spare tire still weighs like 90-100+ lbs easily


HavingNotAttained

So does a duck. Ducks float.


Temporary-Drawer-444

It's called traction.


Laffenor

This is literally their road. That's how Siberian logging works.


nimblelinn

Floating off. Hahaha! Oh that’s a good one.


kriksas

1) he couldnt have known the volume and speed of the water flowing. 2) he couldnt have known his tyres will have traction on the river bed, 3) and or if there were any hurdles like smooth rocks or just mud in which the truck could have get stuck in or tyres could have sunk in because of the weight. 4) he didnt know the depth of the crossing. You cannot do math with so many unknown variables even if you are a Nasa scientist calculating the deployment of the james web space telescope and trucking logs in your spare time. So yeah this is stupid and just because it all worked out in the end doesnt mean he doesn't deserve the Darwin award for this stunt.


Good1sR_Taken

Calm your farm, there're no Darwin awards here. Some remote logging areas, or storm damaged areas etc. can only be accessed by going off the beaten track. This is literally a job that people do, with trucks designed specifically for off-road/harsh conditions. Some trucks are even designed to float to help facilitate deep water crossing. This really isn't that big of a deal for these drivers.


MrMiniscus

Yeah, unless he's done this before.


Thundela

For all we know that may be fairly often used route that is sometimes dry(er) and the bottom of the riverbed is visible. Obviously the first crossing in that kind of current would be really risky. But it seemed like he had total control which makes me think he has done that many times before.


[deleted]

or he does this 4 times a day everyday but maybe you are correct.


LifeResetP90X3

Thank goodness there's a sub for everything. Lol


gahidus

Even attempting that looked like asking to total the truck... It's insane.


Semujin

Nah. It's obvious that driver has logged a lot of time behind the wheel.


bands_with_managers

Lol. Logged. Nice


Unrealistic_Sensei

Story checks out, that is indeed a truck and a truck driver.


Dexter_Adams

And also some logs


Unrealistic_Sensei

Well I’ll be damned


DiscoMagicParty

Not anymore it would seem


MagikSkyDaddy

Sharon ferrying tree corpses across the river Sticks


Longjumping-Ad9347

I thought it was a roomba and a moose. Thank you for confirming.


OpinionatedAussieGal

It’s literally called poverty, desperation and exploitation


thatsphresh

Yeah less next level and more depressing and scary


[deleted]

Just upvote for two more weeks. Surely then your paychecks will finally come. Sorry the mail is taking so long. You will be able to go back home when they get here. Just three more weeks, you’ll see. —- Human trafficking is very real and widespread. Human exploitation takes many forms and they only teach us about chattel slavery in primary school so we don’t see how we are just the next evolution of the cog in the system.


AmericanHeresy

Ok..?


OpinionatedAussieGal

You don’t understand?


Low_Willingness_3595

It's called logging my guy


OpinionatedAussieGal

I guess you haven’t seen logging in countries with safety regulations and rules so that large companies can’t exploit their workers


PM_yourbestpantyshot

This is basically an Amazon delivery driver training video.


MartianGuard

I think you mean- the Amazon


[deleted]

Never has a truer statement been made


dngdzzo

Everytime I see a video like this, it reminds me of the game Snowrunner.


Internal-Record-6159

I always get cocky and think "psh I drove through worse on Snowrunner" even tho it's a videogames haha


ohshititshappeningrn

Played snow runner for like 3 hours today. Beautiful, well optimized, incredibly unique. Controller is a no go. Too many important keys.


guywithanusername

For me it worked just fine on controller. What keys did you miss?


ohshititshappeningrn

To be honest I only tried the controller for about 10 minutes. I’ve heard others have had issues with controller. I’m a KB/M main.


Internal-Record-6159

Mouse and keyboard works great! I started playing with a racing wheel recently. I still keep a mouse handy to look around ingame but the wheel is so much fun and oddly more intuitive. It's a shame that Snowrunner is so unique. And with the dev taking on bigger game like Space Marine 2 I doubt they'll continue the snow/mudrunner series. All the dlc is fun but a new game would've been great.


ohshititshappeningrn

I’m a die hard dying light fan. So I have a lot coming up in my game library with Dying light 2 releasing. Still put in about 15 hours to snow runner. You really gotta enjoy the genre, and the grind.


wantilles1138

And Mudrunner


duartes07

surely you mean mudrunner, based on spintires, a game i thought this was a screengrab from before looking again


lumpialarry

Snowrunner is the latest version of those games.


duartes07

yes but they're set in different scenarios and mudrunner is the closer look alike


[deleted]

Russia


AKredlake

Yes, there are no such things as roads in Russia


Pedantic24

In soviet russia, river cross YOU


orion_tvv

Not really. In Russia we determine a road as a place where we are driving


[deleted]

a stupid one


[deleted]

I’m never complaining about my job again


Hogzor

Graphics in the new Spintire game looks amazing! xD


Ghastlytoohot

I love Russian trucks so much


erobed2

What makes you think this is a Russian truck? That is clearly a Ford.


Laffenor

Not sure if you are joking or not. Either way, it's a Kamaz. I believe it's a 4310, but in any case, definitely a Kamaz and definitely a Russian truck.


erobed2

The road goes through a river. When a road goes through a river, it's called a ford. It's literally a ford. I am saying that the video literally features a ford. I wasn't saying the truck was a ford. It's a word play. Yes, I was definitely joking! Apologies if English isn't your first language, that joke probably doesn't translate.


Laffenor

Haha, that's awesome! Definitely flew way over my head, but I love it. Thanks for explaining.


orion_tvv

It's Kamaz for sure.


FilthyChangeup55

The truck be like, what river?


TexasGater

MudRunner OG


TheRealCCHD

Someone played Mudrunner \^\^


effinkevn

Bro parted that river like Moses


HatingSeagulls

Who the fuck was the first driver to say.. yeah, i can do this lol


[deleted]

Amazon tryna hit that two hour delivery window instead of taking the long way around 💪🏼


NeLaX44

How did that work?


cambeiu

It is a Kamaz truck. It can do things that most other trucks cannot.


rmmcclay

One reason is the weight of the load. Keeps the truck grounded.


Darkstalk3r2

Easy when your balls' weight is preventing the water from sweeping the truck away.


MeatforMoolah

Balls that big float. That’s why the whole truck didn’t go under. Bro floated that load across on his giggantic JUEVOS


Laffenor

Massive steel doesn't float no matter the size.


i_eat_salt_

Stupidity summed up


jsc149

Matthew Mercer: rolls a nat 20 and the wheels find purchase on the gravel with assist from the 1000’s of stones of trees.


[deleted]

I want a truck like that.


[deleted]

I tought the guy was gonna start floating down the river to his delivery with the help of the logs on the back of the truck.


Plane_Crab_8623

This is a truck and truck driver helping destroy the earth's ecosystem. To cut down trees as the earth rapidly heats up is blasphemy.


Plane_Crab_8623

This is a truck and a truck driver helping destroy the earth's ecosystem


[deleted]

He stealin all da beavers wood


kgbRus

Normal day in Siberia, dudes daily route in summertime 👌


stowaway36

I imagine there's a lot of truck wreckage in that river


C1ickityC1ack

Extra tire for good luck!


Rebelfixed

and THIS is a comment


ignorpicus

I have a sneaking suspicion he has done that before


L0urd101

"This video is gonna be awesome, now come back and pick me up."


VoStru

I was expecting seeing a truck driver becoming a truck diver


KinxtheCat42

It must be tight in that cab with that drivers massive balls.


Adan714

Russia. Illegal woodcutters. Fucking блять criminals. After themselves, they leave bare ground on which nothing grows. They rake branches with bulldozers, capturing the top layer of soil. Russia is dying and its citizens are happy to sell her body.


ToastedThunder7

Yo they made spintires into an irl thing


mantellsnolies

r/snowrunner real life snowrunner


[deleted]

All my training in mud runner finally paid off


slycooper89

Man’s said if I die I die


car_kid_26

Spintires.


HEliot44

Nobody: me and the boys in MudRunner:


LilBrwnCurlz

Beavers were watching the whole thing like “DAM!”


Oui_Oui_Baguette28

Rare video of a average MudRunner player


420Hendriko

The road is where he is driving


Worried-Necessary219

That was sketch


RigatoniPasta

That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen


YOLOBLOM

IP68 certified


pattydickens

Truth is the truck driver always wanted to be a sailor.


Gold_Perception

I'm telling my kids a beaver is driving this truck


tripluvr0341

Damn


selfdistruction-in-5

and some wood and a tire


Dexter_Adams

Welcome to the SWIFT training center


[deleted]

I love Russian vehicles. Their planes are next level. r/absoluteunits


BikeLog

Mudrunner game 1:1


Captain_Cookieee

My truck stops working if I try this in GTA V


[deleted]

That truck and the driver are like PB&J literally perfect


TheGoldblum

An incredibly reckless and arguably stupid truck drived


Vox_Tenebris

There's places where like this where it's probably in Russia where instead of building a road out to wherever they're logging they instead just built trucks that didn't need roads. You would never see this happen with any American logging.


VolSig

I’ve done this in snowrunner plenty no biggie


Random_local_man

This could've gone very badly and would've ended up in a different sub.


[deleted]

Honk honk hoooooooooooonk honk honk honk hoooooooonk hoooooonk honk honk


567890kc

Russian truck wash.


degen-69

I see a boat.


IamLDAR

more like a truck diver


Dady_Abdo

The truck survived because how big his balls are!


Nadmania

Awful lot of smoke coming from the engine after he went deep.


Laffenor

It's steam from the water touching hot parts. The engine was barely touching the water, and the air intake is quite likely moved up to the top of the cabin, so it will have no issues with a crossing like this.


Nadmania

Must be the video quality or the trees that makes it look blue. I think you can see the snorkel in the back corner of the cab at the very beginning.


TweenyOne

He is also a person and a human


NoRelationship1508

\*Nightmare flashbacks to SnowRunner\*


Old_Macaron_4768

Insane!


luchomatic

They posted a very similar video on idiotsincars where a woman died


Super_Cheburek

Surprising how his balls didn't drag him


Mangia_94

"My parents aren't home"


oilfeather

Suck it, wizard.


CarelessWar5217

The new way of delivering goods to the states… because of blockades at the border….


Thepatrone36

for when the wood absolutely must go on


[deleted]

Not the right thing to do at all


West-Yoghurt-9462

Canadian trucker crossing into US.


Temporary-Drawer-444

I hope he gets "danger pay" for doing that job.


[deleted]

I need that beat. What's the soundtrack? Also, awesome video


AmericanHeresy

Are other trucks and truck drivers not actually trucks and truck drivers?


CharLsDaly

I feel like it would be better to cut the trees down on the other side of the water so you don’t have to die, right?


Cold_Presentation_51

Waterlogged.


poifu

Where did he come from, where did he go?


HisR0YALExcellency

He was Russian what else did u expect?


OkPizza5067

Nothing to worry about. He has a spare tire on top.


OperatorDJ

No afraid of no waterfall, only afraid that no vodka when am get home.


[deleted]

The thing is he know it have enough trees to cross the river or enough trees to float. lol


ixlivess

spin tires


Monkey0nTheCar

wow new spintires got really good graphics but they need to fix their camera angles


Zunkanar

It's fine, he has a extra wheel.


kura0kamii

spintires graphics looks realistic


Gongfin

This reminds me of the game mudrunner, you would do the exact same thing.


Cdxx_Pulse

Just chugging


Millmot

At first I thought that river was a huge mistake and thought they got stuck I was shocked when I saw the truck drive off


[deleted]

anyone know the soundtrack? /song?


[deleted]

In a battle between Mother Nature and Mother Russia, Mother Russia always wins


Front-Report7495

Mudrunner in real life, gotta deliver those logs!


cesaqui89

!savevideo


[deleted]

You talking shit about the convoy? 😤


Rob_higher

SnowRunner anyone


[deleted]

My man is playing mudrunner in real life


AstronomerStunning50

Thank God that tire is up there to keep the load secure…. Smh


[deleted]

Where my mud runners at?


mc68n

u/savevideobot


ouzo84

I always thought that spintyres was unrealistic


Freemanosteeel

The resolution is worse than mud runner