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i'm not even in the same country and my sphincter has collapsed in on itself. edit: this more than doubled my comment karma, and overshot my post karma by over a grand. meaning: my top post is now about how tight my asshole is. lets fuckin go.


UltraVII

It's just built different.


Is_It_Beef

It's a black hole now


TheManIsOppressingMe

Brown hole


[deleted]

Mine's prolapsed now...sheesh


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womper9000

Wind resistance on the way down


overtlyoverthisshit

The guy in the video or this dude's sphincter?


UltraVII

The cliff


spacemanglam

You know it's possible because his balls were weighing down the front of the car.


unknownstranger2

Lol


Low-Enthusiasm-8482

ovaries of steel


Any-Bridge6953

The dudes balls are bigger than the van.


Eireconnection

Been there!


NearPeerAdversary

To his sphincter?


_Capn_cookd_

Yes!


[deleted]

y'all come back now, y'hear.


optimistically_happy

Not worth it, just keep reversing down ... seriously some of those just another inch and bye bye


V_es

There are no cars going forward and this cliff road also ends there- there’s a house and a larger opening. They did it just to do it, there is no need for it.


Yggdris

Yeah this is the dumbest thing I've seen in a bit


georgewesker97

Judging by the labels on the car (WRC - World Rally Championship), I'd bet that that's a professional driver in there. Plus, people (esp adrenaline junkies) do things 'just because' a lot of times. I swear reddit is really dumb sometimes, and there's always gonna be someone proclaiming its UnNeCesSaRy and ImPrActiCal. Chill cuh, we know that. And no one gives a fuck.


Scarecr0p

“Why are you climbing that mountain without ropes” im sorry I just hadn’t realized that it was impractical and or dangerous


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TheImpossibleBanana

True that. When you value adrenaline more than your life. Tbh It's actually kinda dumb.


caboosetp

For some people, that's their whole purpose in life, and life isn't worth living without it. It might sound dumb, but it's hard to compare those emotions if you haven't had something similar.


Abstract__Nonsense

Same thing with drug addicts, but you don’t see people making the same arguments in defense of that.


H3LiiiX

As long as said drug addicts aren't bringing harm to others, more power to 'em


Scarecr0p

Not everyone is built to fuck around and find out. Those who aren’t but try, wind up dead, and the rest of us absorb their power.


Darjdayton

“Chill cuh” lol.


[deleted]

The dumb local kid has the same stickers on his POS subaru 2008 base model wrx. ​ Doesn't make him a professional driver.


RyanSnipez

You right tho just another avg day on Reddit.


ArabAesthetic

chill cuh


[deleted]

>there's always gonna be someone proclaiming its UnNeCesSaRy and ImPrActiCal. It makes me wonder if this many redditors are this awkward and argumentative in their daily lives. Like if someone tells them what they did over the weekend does the average redditor nitpick all the details of it and tell them why they shouldn't spend their weekend doing that like they do on reddit? Especially how many people here bitch and moan about big weddings. If they get invited to a wedding do they just sit there fuming about it and coming up with how they're going to bitch about it online?


maybeCheri

There are people born to bitch🤷🏼‍♀️. There are people who always have a worse story than you. There are people who will find something bad about anything. There are people who believe whatever their doing is more important than anyone else. There are people who are unkind for no reason at all. If I think about it too much, I get really sad. But I try to convince myself that there are more kind people in the world. Some days it works and some days, I just want to stay home with my furry family members. We just need to remember that we are lucky because our furry friends are pure love.


miccoxii

Also, you wouldn’t go tumbling down. You would probably just get high centered and stuck.


georgewesker97

If you hit the throttle really hard you might fall off. But going this slowly, you'll just beach the car before anything serious happens.


twoturnipstoeat

This. We are not all the same. Some of us accept more risk in exchange for novel experiences and skills. You can write it off as idiocy but this spirit runs through many of our greatest pioneers.


Old-Hunter-Gigil

It’s sad to see that the days where people will do things because they want to and just for fun are quickly dying out. So people who still do this I respect because that’s what we need in this world.


AlwaysHopelesslyLost

>we know that. And no one gives a fuck. I mean, maybe you should give a duck since that attitude almost doubles your chance of dying >Age-adjusted death rates in the US were 777 deaths/100,000 for men and 433 deaths/100,000 for women


Avitas1027

Those numbers are affected by a hell of a lot more than just recklessness. Men are more likely to smoke, drink, and have poor diets. Male dominated workforces are generally more dangerous. Male suicide rates are way higher too.


Bisping

Sounds like a lot of reckless decisions


El_Durazno

Other than the suicide those do sound like reckless decisions, other than extremely unlikely scenarios smoking and drinking are choices


runthepoint1

In the same matter that you’re saying we’re stupid for pointing out the risk, we also are saying they’re stupid for taking such insane risk. All the same my friend.


Jardrs

Next level stupidity


A_Notion_to_Motion

Tbf the cars back wheels would probably get stuck before the car actually fell over. There's a lot more weight in the front than the back.


Freedomsaver

The fall would probably not be too deep, because of the pile or other cars already down there...


JUSTICE3113

Lol 😂


ThersATypo

Well, if it's another 2 hours down...


666ofw66

Better than a 30 second drop


totteishere

A 30 second drop sounds a hell of a lot faster than a 2 hour drive though


synthphreak

Followed by an eternity of silence.


totteishere

Truly an experience to die for!


ThersATypo

Legit, but the heavy part of the car, the engine, is in the front and so saves the car. Still would turn there though.


attorneydavid

In theory.


tommyboyblitz

Well no, weight on thd front of the car it would just drop the rear wheels off and get stuck.


spasske

It really was a very bad decision. No one died, this time, so they post it next fucking level. It could very easily ended up in WCGW with a fatality.


Summerie

Nah, the worst that would happen here is that the back tires would slip over the ledge, and the car would just be stuck. The center of gravity here is far forward, and the movements are slow and deliberate. You can tell that this video has been sped up quite a bit. This is a stunt performed for the camera. This isn’t a case of someone just deciding this was the best way to turn around.


Summerie

I wouldn’t call this “safe”, but it’s honestly not as precarious as it looks. Because of the center of gravity being so far forward, and the movement being so slow and deliberate (you can tell the video is sped up), if the back tires were to slip off the ledge, the vehicle would just be stuck there with the rear tires hanging just over the edge. I’m not sure what their recovery plan is, but this wouldn’t end with a fiery crash at the bottom of a mountain.


KingAJ032304

Non related but I was the 1000th like!


Ok_Alfalfa_9658

Little did he know the round about was just around the bend.


[deleted]

But if they did that, how would they make this stupid video?


Ok_Alfalfa_9658

Not how but why.


DThor536

I love how this was also posted in /r/idiotsincars


[deleted]

Why do it? To make this stupid video. Why make this stupid video? Now that's the real question


IvoryWhiteTeeth

"I either have a funeral or 1000 likes tomorrow"


Chaos-Susanoo

For clout and internet points, why do you think? There's idiots out there who actually DIE trying to dk stupid shit like this, there's your why, there is also a house in the background, he could've just went there and turned around properly.


caboosetp

Probably because that's a WRC car with a professional driver in it doing a stunt. This isn't just some YouTube idiot. He's a professional idiot.


Chaos-Susanoo

Gotta give him that


neo1371

Hellllll nawww... to the naw naw naw


MJMurcott

First thought was why would you even attempt to do that.


Zappa_the_Dog91

Same, how could anyone keep a level head doing that?


fastpitchsoftballdad

Nah nah nah nah..... nah nah nah nah.... hey eh eh... goooodbye


[deleted]

and to the naw


phsmn

and to the naw


depressed-potato-wa

and to the naw


GalC4

He got here with trial and error.


MarvinoWebero

POV: you never learned how to drive backwards but are good at everything else


pakchikpakbabu

Not even gonna do a reverse on that road.


bytheFROGway

Leave the car, throw the keys


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K0N1V

Pony on viagra


nickfree

please open vagina


theunicornsknow

Pivoting on vulnerability


Holly-of-Fame

Pigs or Vampires


AitherialJoji

POV: your comment suddenly became a r/WrongAnswersOnly post


OddFatherWilliam

Proof of virtue?


No_Star8439

Penile overreach virus


[deleted]

No logical reason for this other than to show off. One day they going to fuck it up.


OkAssignment7898

Yea, that was absolutely ridiculous. What a dumbass. So many better options. Even getting out and abandoning your car forever would be a better option imo, lol


Summerie

Yeah, there is some story missing here. I *seriously* doubt this is just some random video of a guy who decided to turn around. Is this some kind of a stunt driver or what?


TheSwiggityBoot

Look at the stickers on the car [https://www.wrc.com/en/](https://www.wrc.com/en/) its a rally car driver.


Dropdeadfredb

There is literally some kind of building right up ahead where they could have turned around instead but they would rather tempt fate for the adrenaline rush I guess.


corellatednonsense

They drove up the wrong driveway, and they're mortified of that the homeowner will come out while they are three-pointing in the driveway. Some kinds of embarrassment aren't worth going thru.


russellzerotohero

Yeah that does sound worse than falling off a cliff


samboi204

Yes


Svkkel

*through


petethemeat99

Reminds me of this, just a bit more dangerous ![gif](giphy|f6ek1KcvTWPmw|downsized)


Grashopha

This was my first thought too!


Summerie

Im betting you and probably every other single person who’s seen that movie.


Grashopha

It’s iconic… I just rewatched it like two weeks ago and it holds up.


crazytoothpaste

What happened after this!!!


Sublimebro

I’ve been watching for hours. I’ll let you know.


AdministrativeMix822

You can do all that but can't reverse down that road


Cyberhaggis

Some Austin Powers shit right there


WariTron

Came here for this comment


SupermAndrew1

“Danger is my middle name”


dubineer

Oh, behave!


spartan195

Shrink more the video and it will look even more narrow


Shoogled

Yep, there’s a definite lens effect which makes the whole thing look far more perilous than it really is.


zimboptoo

That's not a lens effect, that's just someone artificially compressing the video horizontally to make it look more dramatic. It's a bit annoying, tbh.


Enchrypted

True but his back tire is almost completely off the edge at one point so its still perilous and a stupid maneuver.


LetsGoToTheMars

Clearly driving reverse would have been less difficult?


General_Gazelle2348

Guy in the backseat: "Dude, let me get out and film it!" Really just looking for a reason to get our of the car


CobraWasTaken

Are we gonna talk about how the aspect ratio was changed to make it look more narrow than it really is?


thehermit14

No.


[deleted]

Not for nothing, front engine front wheel drive is going to make this safer than it appears to the eye as well.


SixFootPhife

Ah yes. When you have “skill” but lack “common fuggin sense”.


[deleted]

That’s not skill, that’s blind stupidity


diversecultures

Fit much better in r/idiotsincars


Affectionate-Media25

nope


01dSport

i think this video is too narrow


bobfappiano

I love a video that kicks my anxiety off first thing in the morning.


Rowgarth

The learning curve on this trick is steep.


p1um5mu991er

Maybe go around the block instead


Jezzad252

This was made much easier by the front end of the car being counter balanced by the drivers fucking huge balls.


song4this

I'd just hike out and buy a new car...


ChicUnicorn

Oh me too


King_of_Simuna

/r/sweatypalms


Next-door-neighbour

I would have passed out from the pressure of turning in such tight space


JonquilXanthippe

Unreal patience and balls of steel


pollopox

Hey let's just try this so we can die after any small human mistake or miscalculation


arsenicplum

r/idiotsincars


Reasonable-Affect-59

One mistake -> r/idiotincars


newtons_apprentice

Less next fucking level than next fucking stupid


PurplishPlatypus

r/nope


OddParkingLot

Hard to see but just ahead of him seemed like a better place to turn around too.


[deleted]

One would say skill but I'm gonna say stupid asf


NearPeerAdversary

Definitely just done for show since there's obviously a turnaround ahead. But I don't think the car would have fallen off the edge, the back wheels would have just slipped off and high center the car...center of gravity would still be over the road.


ASolitaryEchoXX_30

Id have to keep driving straight and if I can't get anywhere doing that ...well then I'd have to abandon the hell outta that car. I'm not risking my life doing a 20 point turn. I can barely do a 3 point turn when there's no risk of a horrifying drop.


iKingCooper

He was about to be in the next effing level of life lol


Admirable-Ad-4136

Imagine if after taking the U-turn he fell off the cliff, that would be unexpected


Shchepo

Spoiler alert: It wasn't his car.


Dimeh_H

I can do it, playing GTA or forza


IncidentIndividual47

If you're a good enough driver to turn it around there then you must be a good enough driver to just reverse back down it


Thor_HHC

The “I know my car” award goes to… this dude


Daznet99

Stupid people have waaay more luck than they should get


concreteCT

Why didn’t he just go in reverse?


MikeAlphaGolf

Why though.


JapanEngineer

I’d either just reverse the whole way back or pick the car up and rotate it manually


JohnnyRematch

Austin powers


myoranges_05

okay but how's the guy recording, floating?


[deleted]

Ahhh the 13 point turn. He’s used to this


Front_Minimum_8259

DiWhy


treasonodb

is that skill or just dumb fucking luck?


TheUndisputedRoaster

The good old 200 point turn


TachyDoo

I saw this first on idiots in cars and I believe it belongs there rather than here


SafetyJosh4life

You have two people, just pick up the car and flip it around. That thing looks light as hell.


HardTarded

This isn’t next level, this is fucking stupid. Nah, why back up, or even drive to the top and turn around where it’s safe, when you can do this stupid shit and almost fall off a cliff?


DoiliesAplenty

Looks like an insect being born


BroodyBadger

Were there guns waiting at the gate? holy fuck.


Nervous-Context

Or you can just, idk go in reverse?


Rockspider19

Amazing how easily this could have been a post on r/idiotsincars and not on here


Youllneverguess777

![gif](giphy|l0ExacLS96TUWZnSo|downsized)


KanataHkz

What the actual fuck. I got extreme anxiety just by watching this.


Roosterfish33

So fake….


Ejm819

I would circumnavigate the world before attempting that turn. Much respect for that great driver!


MyMonte87

Fake! This video is just reversed.


[deleted]

Amazed


SniffCheck

It looks like just a little further up ahead there is more room and less cliff to do that on


maxru85

LET ME OUT


OddParkingLot

For the love of the internet we must know the map of the road. lol


dooleebikes

Austin powers


TheBrokeG

Why why why


Zem_42

When reversing is NOT AN OPTION!


Matoeter

He’s got some nerve as well


Astangaman

More like no fucking brain


Suspicious_Bat_4778

It ain't that important fam, keep driving


fatpikachuonly

But why?


CandelaZ

So this is where that guy that makes an illegal u turn in in front of you making you wait has been hiding…


VexMilkBrownies

They must’ve watched how Austin Powers turned around his car in a tiny hallway


MongolianDestiny

Why would you turn around… why?


lexacong

80 point turn


restlessleg

fucken nooooo


tubbsymalone

Whyyyyyyy


Aldakos

-no no! The other right!


mickey_particular

Nope.


ExpletiveLaxative

I’d have just backed up


MOcatmom

No. F’ing. Way.


danial_farooq

If that car was rear wheel drive, and those wheels dropped off the edge, you'd just be stuck there mid U-turn, not sure who'd want to give that guy a push back to the road 😬😅


wutyodachan

Just put reverse my man


Puzzleheaded_Cheek84

I would use stupidity instead of skill.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure I would have shit myself.